Category Archives: DC

Bachmann Blames Comedy Central For Baseball Shooting Because “They Keep Mocking God So, Naturally, He Got Mad At Us”

A Republican former lawmaker who suggested Obama supported Islamic State militants and urged voters to take up arms over a proposed energy tax is now blaming Comedy Central for the shootings of two GOP congressmen. Michelle Bachman – who called on her constituents to become “armed and dangerous” over an emissions tax for energy production […]

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Gingrich Blames Sanders For Baseball Shooting: “He’s Always Blocking Us From Buying More Guns To Protect Ourselves From Leftist Violence”

Former House Speaker New Gingrich on Wednesday blamed the shooting at the Republican baseball practice on Democrats who spout “vulgarities,” among other things. Talking with Fox News, Gingrich pointed fingers at left-wing “hysteria” that he says has exploded ever since President Donald Trump’s election last fall, as evidenced by Kathy Griffin’s latest stunt in which […]

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Sen. McConnell: “The Process Of Repealing Obamacare Needs To Be Kept Secret Because People Don’t Like To Talk About Their Health Issues”

Earlier on Monday, Axios reported that although Senate Republicans are holding closed-door meetings to draft a healthcare bill to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, they won’t release it to the public. In response, Twitter users are doing what they do best – tweeting their outrage and making jokes about the so-called “secret health […]

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Spicer: “POTUS Didn’t Misspell ‘Covfefe’ – As Head Of State, He Has The Legal Power To Decide How English Is Spelled”

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer drew widespread laughter from reporters when he insisted that President Donald Trump’s infamous “covfefe” tweet was not a misspelling. After one reporter asked Spicer if “people should be concerned that the president posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night,” Spicer simply replied, “No.” The reporter then asked Spicer […]

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Paul Ryan: “All Tapes Are Irrelevant Because We Joke Around With Nonsense All The Time Precisely In Case Somebody Is Wiretapping”

House Speaker Paul Ryan seems spooked by a recording that reveals he asked Republican lawmakers not to discuss concerns that then-candidate Donald Trump might have been paid off by Vladimir Putin. A Washington Post report transcribed the recording of a June 15 meeting at the Capitol, where Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), the House Majority Leader, […]

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