Category Archives: Politics

Conway: “Trump Won, Ergo, Pu**y Grabbing Is Presidential”

Former Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway recently declared on CNN that Donald Trump’s election win meant that his behavior on Twitter was automatically “presidential.” During a forum at the Harvard Kennedy School’s Institute of Politics last week, a student questioned Trump’s use of Twitter as a communications strategy. In recent tweets, Trump made false claims […]

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Paul Ryan: “If There Was A Legitimate Way To Have Intercourse And Not Get Pregnant, God Would Have Included It In His Holy Books”

House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) on Sunday refused to say if some women would lose access to birth control benefits after Republicans repeal President Barack Obama’s health care reform law. The Wisconsin Republican promised during an interview on CNN that the repeal of Obamacare would lower the costs of health care by providing “vouchers” to […]

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GOP Candidate Calls Melania Trump To “Sterilize The White House After The Animals’ Departure”

A Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Florida repeatedly called President Barack Obama an “animal” during a county GOP meeting last week. Republican candidate Carlos Beruff addressed party members at a St. John’s GOP gathering and accused Obama of destroying America and its military. “Unfortunately, for eight years, this animal we call president, because […]

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Jim Bakker Claims Trump Getting Elected Is The Ultimate Proof God Exists Because “No Way So Many Americans Actually Voted For Him”

Right-wing televangelist and End Times prepper Jim Bakker hosted an election night broadcast at which jubilation erupted once the networks began officially declaring that Donald Trump had won. “Donald Trump is president!” Bakker declared, as music began playing and audience members danced in the aisles with joy. Once things calmed down a bit, Bakker stated […]

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