Wasilla, Alaska – Sarah Palin, arguably one of the most beautiful Republicans ever and the former Governor or Alaska, seems to be on a war path with President Obama.
One might be under the impression that there’s nothing strange about that, considering the fact that the Republicans are generally interested in the Democrats as much as they are in some third world country.
On the other hand, when they’re faced with a situation in which the current president is a Democrat, everybody knows that the GOP loves to sharpen its claws on the current White House occupant.
When it comes to Sarah Palin as a Republican, the fact that the woman has had her share of scandals and incredibly ingenious statements on a wide array of topics just goes to show that she loves being under the spotlight. However, her latest bombshell pertaining to the President of the United States has really ticked off millions of Americans (as well as those who feel that way).
See also: Ted Cruz Denies His Father Suggested Placing Atheists In Camps: “He Meant ‘Camping’”
Namely, in a recent interview with Newslo in her home in Wasilla, Alaska, Mrs. Palin expressed her anger regarding the current issue with the immigration law in a somewhat unexpected way: “I’m all for racial equality and I’ve never had a problem with anyone of another skin color. But, think about this for a second: slavery was abolished in America by 1865; a century and a half later, the US has an African-American president. Has anyone thought about what’s going to happen in today’s insanely fast-living world if we allow millions of Mexicans and other immigrants to grab a piece of the American dream?!”
Infuriated, she continued: “it boggles my mind how no one is thinking about the future consequences of our actions in the present! Are we seriously going to allow our children and grandchildren to be in a position where they’re expected to vote for a Hispanic president?! In the middle of the United States?! Seriously?! Former President Woodrow Wilson would be turning in his grave if that was to happen!”
545 Comments
Michael Martin
Agree with Sarah Palin if we don’t act this country is going to be a Communist before these kids are old enough to vote
Miranda Naomi Stith-Jenkins
Wow!!! Really
Mike Heidi Thomas
Why doesn’t she just say “white power” and get it over with? All the arguments about we are losing our “way” or we are going to be over run are the same arguments at the turn of the century 1900. I think we will be stronger so stop the idiocy!!
Takuanda McGinnis Frazier
I understand why she feels that way but she is not doing any favors for the GOP when she runs her mouth about race issues in this country. Most people don’t realize that most black people in this country are very conservative. But when we here bs like this we either don’t bother to vote or we vote democrat. And then you alienate the Hispanic community. I guess the GOP doesn’t want to win in 2016.
Veronica Alleyne
well, now we know, not only is she an idiot but she’s racist too, another one that should’ve been swallowed
Barb Bird
The point I was making: Sarey backed Ted Cruz (Hispanic) and now says don’t let them in the country? She hasn’t enough brain cells to connect Cruz to Hispanic????
Bertha Bell
Total waste of skin. What a idiot!!!!
Sandra A Mills
If you hadn’t stolen California from Mexico perhaps these so-called immigrants would be at home. Texas, New Mexico, California is all Mexican land taken by war. People support Isreal’s plight but dosnt see how it too pertains to this situation. Many of these so-called immigrants are in their homelands. Sarah is the immigrant.
Pharaoh Akenathon
White power
Alborz Mohtashami
SAT.IRE. For fuck’s sake at least say so somewhere, anywhere on your website.
Carolyn Pretty Wings Keys
“I’m all for racial equality and I’ve never had a problem with anyone of another skin color. But, “…..insert foot…..IDIOT! She is the POSTER child for the IGNORANCE OF RACISM.
Bertha Bell
Ok enough of the name calling, some of us are very aware that it is satire. Let it go and breathe!!!!
Lola Folami-Olufowobi
I have never seen stupidity at such magnitude….
Alex Smaga
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE. PALIN DID NOT SAY ANY OF THIS.
Chad Taylor Gresham
Dumb slut
N.a. Ray
Does she understand the white people were the first undocumented immigrants ever, Columbus didn’t discover this land, there were people here already, and had been here for years before they jack this land, committed murder cold blooded.
Lisa Swan
Sarah Palin is the female version of Rush Limbaugh. She really doesn’t care what comes out of her mouth, as long as it gets her more airtime. She has learned his lessons well…
Arthur W Brown
Palin you are about one dumb azz broad! First of all you didn’t abolish a damn thing, you don’t even know where you live or where your dumb azz is from. Now speaking of your children (which I beleive are mixed as you are)voting for Hispanics in the future won’t matter because they probably aren’t registered to vote anyway! If the they are following you, hell they won’t know where they are going anyway or where they come from. You are a quitter anyway, you just need to pull your head out of your azz before you fart and blow what little brain you have out! Do you have rattling when you walk? Bet it sounds like a baby rattle!
Dora Glasberg
Is she aware George Bush III is 1/2 Latino?
Is she damning Marco Rubio. AND CHARO!
Euphemia Lewis Shelton
She’s just mad because the Obamas didn’t raise their girls to be BABY MAMAS w/ broke BABY DADDIES.
Elliot A. White
Just goes to show you…this is how much hate there is for President Obama…any idiot with a title and access to the media can say anything and it gets aired, no matter how stupid or racist it is…Free Speech can also be stupid speech.
El Kashief
I’m going to make sure that her remarks on Facebook will be sent to thousands of people in order to oppose any future elections of dumb ass racists but he’s like her, male or female!
Jeffrey Buna
She really should take care of her children…they need her help. NOT our country.
Julie Gates
I……I …….I got nuthin
Mitshy Etienne
She’s just a train reck for her party. She is basically giving a voice to how the republicans really feel. Who knows what strategies they have up their sleeves to make sure minorities do not gain too much power. Would the Michael Brown situation be an example?!
Jon Francis
Bs man oil don’t really like the woman but she would be insane to say this .. this is political suicide
Jeffrey Johnson
Slavery was an abomination that we can never ever forget or repeat. And yes lets hope we have all kinds of diversity in the oval office. That’s what makes us strong. Those that toiling to divide us want to bring us down and destroy us. We the people, all of us together make America the beautiful. Personaly I’d like to see a gay President and the First Spouse……. in the white house.
Dennis Bettis
Could someone please tell this dumb bitch America don’t belong to white people.
Mark Wickersham
#newslo, it would help, A LOT, if you and your cohort of tongue in cheek hipsters that, in honest attempt at using humor for social commentary, actually, you know, TELL US WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT IS HUMOR? Because the inter”netz” iz full of lolsters like yourselves, and serious people are quoting this as true. LOLZ. If it’s true, I can’t find it anywhere else. I’ve looked. And I’d love to. BTW, your “FACT” button doesn’t work on Safari, and it doesn’t work on Chrome. So… You ain’t the Onion. You’ve crossed the line by being a little too subtle.
David Onyiuke
It is simply called self-preservation, inspired by just common sense realism. As democracy is game of number, it simply means if the whites allow the Spanish speaking minority or any other ethnic minority to become majority, the power base of the whites , like her would be eroded or reversed. She is simply a realist. I don’t fault her observation, and it does not make her a racist; again, just self preservation.
George Keller
Well I have been waiting for a Republican to say those words and now their choice for VP has put it in words. What a racist bigoted statement for one of the so called top Republicans in the country to make. Well have to see when she’s invited back on Fox News to repeat the statement.
Marc Grossman
An incredibly ignorant and bigoted person.
Pamela Turton Brown
Why not have a Latin president? True racist at heart!
Leon Lloyd
Oh please..Beautiful she is not.
Alichia Boothman
Sarah, on behalf of the Democratic party I would like to think you for your ignorant speech. It helps make the Democratic party look like a better option. I would suggest that the GOP run from this women as quick as possible before they lose the rest of their party.
George Keller
Everyone in this United States needs to read this racist bigoted statement because it really defines the Republican Party today.
Eddie Tyler
She is a good funk wasted. Her father should have junked off that nite.and saved the world from this spot light idiot
Wayne Potter
I read it on the internet.. IT MUST BE TRUE!! If she said something like that it would be on every news outlet in the country in minutes. MORONS!!!
Daphne Brockington
Do people who think like her realize that THEIR ANCESTORS were immigrants? She should not be allowed to speak without adult supervision
Eugenio Freeman
Unbelievable!!!
Wayne Potter
You guys are all morons that think she would say something like this. IDIOTS!!
El Kashief
Fuck that white racist bitch!!! If she thinks she can disrespect out president! Fuck her and her entire family, fucking cunt
Jennifer Parker
Are people really stupid enough to believe this is real news? Seriously? The website is “Newslo” and their catchphrase is “Just Enough News”. That’s not a clue?!
Meezy Mike
Being native…. She’s considered an immigrant…. So she really needs to kick herself out of this country if she feels this way…
Andrew Robinson
Not sure how Woodrow Wilson got drug into the discussion, but she is probably right about him.
Don Don Parker
Sarah Palin,you most know that your actions will cause an reaction!(VOTES) losts.
Alesia Peterson-Worley
Still trying to be relevent.
Mona Mitchell
Please keep this idiot in Alaska or maybe give her to Russia.
Tess George
Who cares about this no- brain?
Joshua Adam Szczesny
SATIRE my friends, SATIRE.
Bigshirl Collins
Ignorant bitch
Brandyn L. Hyman
Wow… smh
Baraka Ekpo
The irony is that despite her immense ignorance, I must admit I admire her and her sort for one thing. The fact that they are racist and not afraid to show it in just about any half baked, intelligence deprived, vapid piece of dribble their narrow minded brains can eek out. Well done sarah plain for revealing the real reason republicans the country over hate Obama and his policies, it is rather simple when you look beyond the hypocritical statements, at the end of it all is that fact that even a mixed race president is just too black for these folks. I’m counting down to when I get to leave this so called “civilized” society. There’s no use trying to rescue what the fire hath already consumed.
Kham Tut Ankh
“The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo specified the major consequence of the war: the forced Mexican Cession of the territories of Alta California and New Mexico to the United States in exchange for $15 million. In addition, the United States assumed $3.25 million of debt owed by the Mexican government to U.S. citizens. Mexico accepted the loss of Texas and thereafter cited the Rio Grande as its national border.”
Cut the crap… Europeans invaded these lands through war etc. It was some basic car trade. It was a forced session. Now you reread your own history.
Paul Havemann
Um, has any one of you bothered to scroll to the bottom of this site and click the “About Us” link? No, didn’t think so. Thanks for being so blindingly gullible — it explains much about our political climate.
Frank Hodges
Y’all talking about Sarah…Y’all sound just as bad. Y’all may be in the same boat…just different ends.
Denise Wilson
Woodrow “History Written in Lightning” Wilson turning in his grave? You say that like it’s a bad thing!
Vida Majd
Is she crazy or what? i think all she’s desperately crying for is ATTENTION……..
Lou Garcia
This is satire, not a real story. I’m sure that doesn’t matter to anyone.
Akintunde Akapo
Bigot this not white my country in the first place it belong to the Indians
Daniel Wright Jr.
Fuck woodrow wilson
Cynthia Bunn-Allen
Sarah Palin need to did a hole big enough for her head only and stick it.
#whataidiot
Pernell Babineaux
Damn! Newslo nearly got me. Though this is satire It’s not like Palin isn’t a idiotic, bigoted, numbskull.
Frank Near
Come on people, satire!
Milo Cooper
LOL @ all the left-wing tools and fools who read this satire and actually believe it! 😀 😀
You people are so #[email protected]% stupid!
Eric Emilio Janke
Is this real or satire? Hard to tell.
Go Jets Go
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
Reginald Brinkley
She need to take more shots..TO THE FACE!! Nature’s lube works wonders on her skin!
Dylan Shane Mellor
I think Sara Palin should have a muzzle placed over her mouth so all of her ignorant and idiotic rants can be muffled for good so she doesn’t cause anymore harm to the general welfare. She doesn’t seem to know how to keep her mouth shut for her own sake
Jay McCracken
It’s all based out of fear and greed. If we work together as a whole as we are all human beings, things will work out. And honestly, I think there is a hell of a lot more to focus on than just our existence. What about the earth? And what about every thing else living on it. I’m ready for a good change of peace for everyone’s sake. Including the of life surrounding us. Be the change u want to see in the world, but It starts with you.
Nana Bear
Oh calm down bee hives! What difference does it make if a Latino is voted president we already have a Muslim in there. The Mexican will have enough room to bring ALL his relatives to live in the white house. The whole country is going to hell in a handbag give everyone a chance to take a turn.
Pete Ross
Scary too think she would have been the VP. Why does her husband allow these reporters to interview her. Clearly she’s too dumb to realize their just doing it for comic relief.
Juan Adame
What an idiot! She has no idea what she has done to her self!
Virgil Buckman
I can’t believe this woman opened her mouth with an idiotic statement as this. That is like me saying since women have rights now we can look forward to a female president. Which wouldn’t be a bad idea if you ask me.
Donna Rapley Price
Something Is Seriously Wrong With This Woman!!!!! Why Are We Still Entertaining Her!!!!!!
Judy Prochnow
Until I saw the source I thought this was true.
Carl Leffall Sr.
It was ceded Dan after the Mexican-American War. . That doesn’t sound to me like we paid for it.
Sean Moynihan
Stop putting quotation marks around statements and attributing them to people who never said them!
Bill Stephens
This is one sick-ass bitch!
Carole Masi-Mespoulede
Newslo is just satire
Mike Macguinness
Did she really just say that? Heavens tah Betsey, we could have an irish catholic , or even a Albino Methodist if we aint careful , you betcha.
Kimberley Kaye Hearn
For her information, some of us do not thing it is a bad thing to have equality for all. He isn’t president because he is black, he is president because he is intelligent & deserves the position.
Mark Ventura
Robert Clements… Clearly you need a hug.
William Laytron Wesley
Since Roger Clements is Sarah Palin’s champion of her ill attempt at satire which was missing several key elements. Instead of slanderous language towards Ms. Palin I offer you to ponder about these unslanted facts on Ms. VP of GOP. What do we expect from a woman that can see Russia when she is sipping tea in Alaska. What do you expect from a women who takes pride of being a bitch in pearls (She said it not me and GOP agreed). What can you expect from a woman who were wore swimsuits for a grade. I respect all single mothers of any age. Now her underage and unwed daughter is with child as Mrs. Palin barks all of the GOP vaules on any stage but the home front so are her values staged? She or her husband fail to report government beneficial aid yet she scoffs at raising minium wage. What can you expect from a woman had a least one lover whom forefathers were a slave . Now you know why she look at Michelle that way. What can you expect from Sarah she spent more time looking for a college and earning here undergraduate degree than it took black slaves to be freed and Hispanic refugees to learn English. That is my version of political satire and is not funny to you?
Keith E Carmouche
Racist, dickheaded idiot who walks amongst the living with hatred!!…how did she make it to be a politician?..oh, I forgot they get what they want, how they want, & when they want. bless your dark ass heart babe.
Luis Diaz
Sadly there’s many that like what comes out of her mouth. Hey Sarah Palin is you’re reading this..Me, Luis Rafael Diaz, is going to be president of the United States!!!! You have problem with that???? #Sarah Palin
John Boyd
Sarah Palin didn’t even know her daughter was having sex in her room..and with whom. She is an idiot who can’t run her own home much less a country. So is she saying that she would be the first female president that supports fornication.. And unwed mothers?
Jack Noonan
the best part of Palin ran down the crack of her mother’s ass!
Step L Smith
And the sad thing is she keeps opening her mouth to speak…and get paid for it…something is VERY WRONG
Brian D. Ritter
Somebody slap this dumb bitch.
Gary Tabor
You people are morons. This is satire…I. E. Not true…idiots
Lonney F. Gregory
Too bad stupidity isn’t illegal
Tinnis Manning
This bitch is a racist flat out and if the republican party allow her to speak at conventions then they themselves are racist too.
John Phelps
Bet she was happy slavery was abolished when ex NBA player and African American Glen Rice was “backing that thang up” in college.
Paul Stokes
Where is the audio? I want to hear it for myself. With these days of media lies and manipulation I’m not buying what the Internet is selling.
Kathy Cajun Jaramillo
she is the scum of the earth.I never did, still dont like that bitch…
Joe Hernandez
She needs psychiatric help. Has anyone made a formal diagnosis?
Eugene Stinson
True when she opens her filthy Trapp she sticks her own foot in it DB.
Eddie Reynoso
I wonder when a Native American Induan Chief and or council is going to give amnesty to the 100 million immigrants and their children. .. Just saying ….
Philip M. Wesley II
Wow! Everyone here is an immigrant how about that? Did we forget the Mayflower! There were residents here already! Then Europeans had the nerve to bring more people here and now they want to complain! If everyone went back home America would be a desolate land! #HistoryFacts
Judy Gerber
I clicked the “show facts” button and the “hide facts” button. Nothing happened. I don’t know if this is true or not, but she’s a turd any way you look at her.
Ricky Dee
She’s a racist BITCH.
Donald Rheubottom
I am so sick of these racist, the media needs to start calling them out for who they are and anybody that supports their views.
DeAndre Jones
Just shows how our President is being successful while in office, retards like this can’t keep their damn mouth closed. Nobody is thinking about you Sarah! Stop using YOUR President to try to stay relevant. Shut your mouth, eat more jackass/moose burgers or whatever and witness what a successful Presidency looks like. #Sarahtheretard
Jerry Butler
No one should be surprised by anything she says. We should all know by now that she isn’t very mature. It’s so sad that we still live in a nation where there’s so much hate against minorities after all these years. The people of the world are so sad now. Lord help us all!
Lance Frizell Samples
She’s just a entertainer used to keep us divided. So for her to say this is expected.
Marcus Green
WoW intelligence at its best !!
Jamal Lawrence Jamison
Coming from the woman who loved sleeping with black men…She is an idiot!!!!
Jack Jonsun
This is not a real article ppl….she still sucks but she s not that crazy cmon
Jennie Brown
Grow up Sarah!!!!!!
Nez Smith
It’s better to have an Hispanic President then to have u as one. Right now a pile of POOP would make more sense than you. The Devil is always busy don’t u (Sarah plain oops! I mean palin) think its time to just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE!!!!!
Nez Smith
It’s better to have an Hispanic President then to have u as one. Right now a pile of POOP would make more sense than you. The Devil is always busy don’t u (Sarah plain oops! I mean palin) think its time to just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE!!!!!
Jeffrey DeNino
Fuck the negroids
Charles P. Roberson Sr.
ignorant
Jeanne Donaldson
There goes Cruz, Rubio, Jindal and Carson. Her ladyship has pronounced them not worthy of consideration, she has just said so in no uncertain terms. Boy I bet they are surprised. Maybe now the GOP conservatives will not invite her to speak at their little shindigs. Please!
Melanee Wilson
What! I wonder how NATIVE AMERICANS would respond to this airhead…..
Pete Peterson
I am against illegal immigrations and it has nothing to do with race. I am all about the rule of law that is applied to each and every person the same. No one should be allowed amnesty and those that have broken the law should be deported and not allowed to return under the current laws.
Tammy Somers
Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
Alida S. Blunt
She is such an idiot!
Jimmi Shrode
I have no words. None.
Charles Johnson Jr.
Racism at its finest… Wow!!
Roxane Siddens
You say she’s on a war path with President Obama!! it’s more like the same HATE PATH she has always been on ~
Yeshua Taylor
One day people won’t believe everything they read on a satire(fake) news site.
Michael Højer
“In 1919/1920 we allowed women to vote! Has anyone thought about what’s going to happen in today’s insanely fast-living world if we allow millions of women and other such creatures to grab a piece of the American dream?! 🙂 Thank you, Sarah Palin, for always sharing your immense stupidity with the whole world. Could you please go away from the public sphere; sometime soon preferably?
Gary Brown
Palin proved what we all have known for decades, the qualifications for Republican leadership is Illiteracy. Just ask George Bush’s classmates at Yale.
Terrance Craig
she right to a certain extension. ..you dont want American to be ran by another race it deflates our ability to save the American Dream. it was meant for blacks & whites to hold down America not another. The difference between blacks & others besides whites is that we was brought over here without any say so where other race’s come on they own. plus we help conquer this land so its rightfully ours too. we as Americans do need to check our selves
Scott Shumaker
Cheech Marin for president!
Margaret Poole Jones
Love Emalyn grace! 😉
David Higgins
Continuously crazy and irrelevant. Her ignorance should never be applauded. Yet she makes millions off of pure selfishness and stupidity. We allow this. That’s wrong.
Martin Samuel M
She has some really deep insecurity issues
Michael Francois
This is one woman that’s better off with a duck in her mouth
Mary Ward Logsdon
Please vote Democrats! PLEASE.
John Mcvicker
The problem with what she said is she generalized and made it sound racist. Obama got elected by white socierty but has ultimately blown this great oppurtunity and has divided this nation to the point that race relations are worse than in the late 50’s. Her concern is founded in the fact Obama has failed to unite this country on all levels.
Marva Nella Lewis
It is satire news from 2014
Michele Hamilton
Racist idiot talking. It’s not your country anyway. This country was stolen from Native Americans and put them on reservations. You are the immigrant.
Harold Mills
WOW. I’m glad she was not elected as Vice President.
Wayne Saunders
This is satire people! As in untrue. I cannot believe how many people can’t spot it.
Coo Williams
The Bible says, From the abundance of the heart comes the issues of life. According to my understanding of the Bible, Ms. Palin is under demonic influence. In other words, she is a disciple of the devil.
Tim Vermaaten
Maybe if we abolished in-breeding people like the Palin’s would go away but until then we just get more of the banjo pickin’, tree sittin’, gun shootin’ white trash excuse of people such as them. All I can say is God help us if any one of these Neanderthals ever occupy the White House again. 200 years of progress as a country out the window. While the U.S. is not perfect, it’s sure a lot better than the days of past when these idiots were in charge. Plus it’s a whole lot better than if these tea party Nazi’s ever had a house on Pennsylvania Avenue that OUR PRESIDENT OBAMA currently lives in.
Vince Caruso
Coming from a woman, who as a female sports reporter in Alaska, gave a late night visit to then Michigan University basketball player Glen Rice….and it wasn’t for an interview. Rice is African-American. NEXT!!…..
Heidi Reaves
Beautiful? Is beauty only skin deep? Her mind, is as empty as her heart. That’s one ugly person. I’m not even going to call her a woman, because she lacks the substance that makes one.
Will Grayson
Wow! I knew she wasn’t the brightest, but can anyone really be that stupid and be a politician?
Rume Chovwen
I can’t imagine this retard was on the ballot box just a few years ago. These racist bastards need to be reminded that no one started in America.. Everyone moved from somewhere, but they don’t teach these in schools. Rather, history has been distorted to create the impression that a certain type of white people own America.
Ray Biggers
she has to be one of the dumbest politicians ever—with dumb ass rick perry
Mary Ward Logsdon
God forbid we elect Lresident that actually represent the population!! Note to ALL Demicrats: VOTE!
Amp Slaton
She deserves to die
Wahid Muhammad
What an idiot.
Ben Ford
The worst thing about this is… There are many that think the way she does…. Many that think that natives of the Americas do not have the right to lead the United States Of America… Alaska is a recently acquired state. Do the Native residents have the right to lead a country they did not ask to be apart of? What would she think about an Eskimo or Native American President? But people agree with her…. Idiots
Charles Mcneil Jr.
This bitch’ is crazy!! Im tired of her ass’!!! Fuck you Sara Palin!!
Millicent Howze-Simmons
A special person with some serious issues with herself. To bad she doesn’t know it!
Ada Boniface
how unfortunate, for someone so learned to be so ignorant and unashamedly so. May God protect the real american dream. JQA and AL will be turning in their graves. SP is advocating a new form of racism….it is not the colour of your skin but the content of one’s character and she is not representing well…..what a real shame because she is also a woman.
Leonard Cry
I guess this is why Republicans refuse to allow equal pay for.women in the work place when she and.some other.Republican women just don’t think or speak well to the masses of diverisified people that help run this country? Wow talk about an idiot that will.not sit down and relax. Smh
James Mathis
This has to be the dumbest woman in America. Her ONLY saving grace is the fact that she is cute but the ugly inside her is too great.
Marc Baker
For everyone commenting on how stupid Palin is because of this article: THIS IS A SATIRE WEBSITE. Who is the real idiot?
Yvonne Majette
She might be pretty As a Tulip but, she sure is dumb as one too!
Eric Snowden
Anybody but her dumb ass is fine at president.
Alice Labranche
WOW! She is just insane !
Victor Adam
Sarah Palin is HOT, till she opens her mouth!
Gail Walker
If the Indians only had AR 15 ‘s and a boatload of ammunition
Rashard Zanders
Satire folks
Scott McCullough
Nothing from this quitter makes any sense or is relevant. She’s the political Kardashian that is an embarrassment to our process. Period.
Pedro Cancel
What a racist Bit_h!
Rick Senior
although this is obviously satire the scary part is that it sounds totally believable
Peggy Green
Do we remember when Alaska was not part of the United States? See what happens when we add a state………does this mean someday we’ll be forced to vote for a moronic, loser not to mention a word I never use but am thinking for President who wants to be part of the American dream?
Lexie Price
She need to sit the F down,we keep shit going she is a idiot.why keep this racist stuff going on.
Joshua Smith
Cocaine is a terrible drug…
Franco Miccolupo
And to think this racist clown with a good eye sight was actually running for Vice President of the United States. Imagine that….
Greg Sqwyd Doss
This CAN NOT possibly be accurate… NOPE, can’t be.. SMH…
Garfield Garth
This woman is off da chain with her wild speeches nd that mouth she’s da one that should be in slavery
Carlos W
So it’s okay for Sarah Palin to sleep with Black men….. but she just won’t vote for one???
Camilla Cracchiolo
Yeah, go check out the bottom link “about us”. This is a satire site.
Camilla Cracchiolo
I’m no fan of Sarah Palin, but there’s a whole cottage industry on the Internet devoted to making up shit she didn’t say. Perhaps because she’s a very easy target because she has said some really stupid things. I think this probably isn’t an actual quote.
Alyce Claerbaut
Well, I’m sure glad we abolished slavery and ended up 150 years later with Obama because if we hadn’t we would have HER as VICE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!! DO NOT EVER FORGET THAT FOLKS!
Clyde Shepard
Guess making stupid statements is the best way to get press coverage…
Scott Morgan
Means lack of knowledge understand I doubt it
Scott Morgan
Ignorant people
Mario Martinez
Nope Sarah Palin is one dumb ass. Especially when the Republican party pick Her for V.P… Then I thought wait Alaska has Eskimo’s.. it just Angelo people feel that’s there land. But back to her.. she has to the mostirritated person that is being broadcast on TV jeanie get a live and grow up and try to stop making yourself like she’s the most beautiful person in the whole world she’s not too ugly f****** ugly
Bernice Brown- Serrano
Yes and looking forward to it!
Matt Spence
People.. this is a fake news site.. hit the hide facts button.. notice.. nothing changes
Tomekia Davis
U have to have a mind for something to boggle it don’t u real idiot
Tomekia Davis
She’s just a dumb ass female
Kenneth Grable
No offense everything Whiteman got he took it from someone that a fact
Erika Mikell
Sarah you really need a prayer and a hug. You have successfully succeeded in pissing off democrats,blacks,whites and now Hispanics who are about to become the majority you idiot! And to think she was up for vice president! SMH!
Ray T. Ledet Jr.
Glad you brought this to the Frontline…
Gregory D Mccollum Sr
So the racist just flowed out her sorry ass, but now I ask…what would America be like today if these demon ass eruopeans never came over or left us alone
Will Crawford
Only further proof that the Republican party is a hazard to the future well-being and prosperity of this country. Any party at puts a dolt like this a heartbeat away from the presidency is unfit to govern a raft.
Keri Chan
Lol America is all immigrants. my grandparents came from Germany in the Late 1800s
Stan Binion
Dan, the US offered Mexico 30,000. Mexico refused the offer. Then the US just took it. Dan you do some research
Greg Zanko
Woodrow Wilson was a very big racist. He segregated the Army. He invited other important people to the White House to see Birth of a Nation. People who write these articles should do more research.
Jacquelyn D Forrest
Can you believe this IGNORAMUS!
Whittney StandingAlone Hardy
I see someone is still trying to be in the limelight…
Marblouis Myers
Don’t give her credit for being a racist. ..that also takes the ability to make a conscious decision based on warped and a way of thinking! !! She is just a babbling idiot! !!
William Snyder
Why are liberals so afraid of this woman? She isn’t even running for anything and she’s all they can talk about!
Bryan Johnson
She represents the “America” i would never want to live in.
Jake Johnson
Didnt we come to America for freedom? Meaning we should be able to choose whatever president we want, regardless of race.
Sherry Prewitt
You can’t fake stupid she is keeping it 100
Kayy Bee
Just keep talking….smh at this ignorant bitch. She will be the death of her own party.
Kevin BigRap Brinson
That is one very racist ass bitch that needs to just shut the fuck up
Ezra L. Brown Jr
Lol…she is just plain old stupid that is full of stupidity…why is she not on Saturday night live…that’s her calling…just unbelievable dumb woman..
Ruby Rainey
ANY TIME A DIP STICK THINK YOU CAN STAND ON HER PORCH AND SEE RUSSIA WHICH IS A COUNTRY IN EAST EUROPE AND NORTH ASIA.
Doug McConnell
You all know this is fake right??
Lula McDaniel
Stupid woman , and dumb .
Eddie Benitez
Sad that racism still exist today. Sara has show her true colors. Obama might not be the best of all presidents but has done a hell of a job cleaning the Bush mess. The republicans cannot face the fact that a black President just about Cleaned it up. Time for the people to be represented properly by a black, white or Hispanic president. Sara is a clown and a great sideshow
Brenda Lotharp
I’m very careful about what I read and listen to. Now is this a fact or just another scam the media has come up with to start some more mess.
Leonard Stewart
She has got to be the dumbest politician ever how desperate were they to even give her national attention?
Iammy Sonskeeper
YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHANGE THE IMMIGRATION LAWS TO HAVE A HISPANIC PRESIDENT. WE ARE A 3RD OF THE UNITED STATES POPULATION AND YOU WILL NEED OUR VOTE TO BECOME ANYTHING WITCH YOU NOW LOST. YOU MONSTROUS WICKED WHORE.
Tracey Smith
Somebody release the Kraken! Please.
Karren Bratcher
WHAT WOULD BE WRONG WITH A HISPANIC PRESIDENT????
Deborah Meier
Well I was fooled. So she didn’t say that stuff?? Yeah, I think it’s unwise satire
Nia Janae Herron
Prime example of a fascist airhead republican
Rochelle Williams
Even white people have to be sick of this chick by now. Seriously?!! Yes and idiot and a racist captures it perfectly.
Joi Danielle
if we stayed with that kind of thinking then also women shouldn’t be allowed to do some things to do a lot to do in other words you will be able to say the things that you’re saying everyone should have rights including women including anyone of any race
Demetria Johnson
Scary, hate is a dangerous quality to have, live by and project on to others. The Bible Belt!!!!
Ronald Hollis
Her ignorence is limitless. …
Joi Danielle
I’m sure all of our founding fathers would be turning in their grave if they found that there was almost a female vice president especially you but we have evolved as a country and so must our minds also evolve
Kwabena Sims
If you look at the movie The Birth of a Nation you’ll see what they fear lol its crazy
Moira Fallon
She is so stupid
Norman Witte III
I knew this was a parody as soon as I read it. Not because of how ridiculous the statement was, nor would I be surprised if it were true, but the quote itself is a dead giveaway. Sarah Palin has never been able to string a coherent sentence together in her entire life. You get an A for effort.
Bri-Anna Lewis
This is nothing but Greed. Pure Greed and Ignorance is at the heart of all the issues we have within our nation today. Sarah is a prime example of what is stopping this countries growth. It is not minorities or immigrants who are weighing this country down, it is the power hungry and the greedy.They care not of what happens to anyone below them because they are in fact that…below them.The poor shall remain poor until we learn to share our wealth, Minorities will remain suppressed until we learn to share our power, and hate will continue to tear us apart until we learn to share our hearts. It pains me to see a parent make these statements. The same wish she has for her child to prosper should be translated for another to prosper no matter what the race. Even though Sarah is a mother, first she was a child and that is who I blame for her ignorance. We must be better parents and teach our children to love the differences among cultures and to value what everyone brings to the table. That is where the change will happen, not with 80 year old congressmen or 60 year old politicians, it all starts with the children. They are our future and they are the only way to change this Greedy, Ignorant, and Hateful country. We are known as the Melting Pot a place where all people can unite and hope for a better future. However no one ever relayed to me that there was someone controlling the mixture.
Will Dwayne Keith
He’s President you simple fucks, get over it dumbass’……get a life and stop hating so damn much…..Clowns !
Joshua Jackson
the more they screw up the more they lose
Wilbur Branch
In my opinion she should go back on the pole and stay there ,that is where she do the best work .
Malik Emir El
She’s an immigrant. She neve abolished anything, Sarah is a spoiler for the republican party. She attacks candidates with the feminine movement on speed dial in case someone attacks back! The republicans are pimping her when they need a dog in the yard.
David Vall-Lloveras
What a stupid C U Next Time this bitch Sarah Palin is…
Rodney Hagler
BITCH!!!
David Jackson
SMH
Umberto Perkins
Omg!!!! REALLY?????
Scott Allen
For all of those quick to point out that this is a sartrical article for entertainment purposes, I leave you with this: “Truer things have been said through jokes” #Marvell, #Shakespeare
Junior Mendez
Thank you palin hillary is sure to win now. Thanks again
Sheu A Seals
This can’t be true. No way.
John Brelsford Dunkle
More often than not, you just can’t fix stupid!!!!!!
Keith Gilchrist
Don’t let the history of her family come out of the closet she ‘ll be shocked
Rob Gray
One word…..Asshole.
Junior Fernandez
Sad thing is some people actually believe and follow this woman.
Dorienne Michelle Scott
God she is so stupid!!! Someone stop giving her a mike!
Paulette Smith Tothetop
Get a life Sarah don’t be mad I trust a mexican before a white person why because I consider them black we both struggle the same
Chris Caveny
She could have been our VP. niggah please
Pam Jonery
Folks, you do know this is a joke right? I mean I wouldn’t put it past her to think this stuff or even say it in private. But she did not say this.
Barry Carey
What a sick minded country, will we ever really start working on healing? Sick bitch.
Katy Fischer
i don’t think this is real. i hate her, but i don’t think she said this.
Tyron M. Jones
Just another trailer park trash bitch
Sonja Warnsley Jackson
That Alaskan trailer trash.
Chris Ellison
Total satire. There is no way Palin knew who Woodrow Wilson was…
Carolyn Hadley Boateng
Everytime this ignorant woman opens her mouth, she shoves her foot in it. She is so racist. Re
Monique Dee
Racist bitch deserve all the hate she get..
Susan M. Bell
This is a satire site people.
Mary Vogt
Fun nicknames for the Wasilla Grifter:
☑ Money Boo Boo
☑ Cariboob
☑ Our Lady of the Moosepatty
☑ The Courtney Love of the GOP
☑ The Paliban
☑ Bi-Polarbear Sarah Palin
☑ Shariah Palin
☑ Grifterella
☑ The Talibaska Terrorist
☑ The Alaskan Ain’tellectual
☑ WordSalad Shooter
☑ Lady Blah-Blah
☑ The Whore of Babble On
☑ Lady Gag Gag
☑ Hello Quitty
☑ K-Mart Kardashians
☑ The Iquitarod Imbecile
☑ Greg Stillson as a woman
☑ Tundra Tart
☑ The Babble Rouser☑ Spongebrain Squarespecks
☑ Princess Derping
☑ Mama Grifter
☑ Joan of Arctic
☑ Snowjob Squareglasses
☑ Moose Witch of the North-land
☑ Wasilla Whorilla
☑ St. Silly of Wassillie
☑ Klondike Kardashian
☑ The Quitingest Quitter That Ever Quit
☑ Denali Dingbat
☑ The Tundra Titwillow
☑ Queen of Iquitarod
☑ Silly St. Sarah of Wassilly
☑ $i$ter $arah
☑ The Quitta from Wasilla
☑ Snow Plains Grifter
☑ The Drilla’ from Wasilla
☑ Shouty Face Bean-Can-Toss Moose Killing Tundra Twit
☑ The Polar Poltroon
☑ St. Sarah of Quit
☑ Princess Moosekilla ☑ Quitty Politti
☑ Half-Baked Alaska
☑ The Tundra Trollop
☑ Moose Muffin
☑ Blithering Blizzard Barbie
☑ Talibunny
☑ Nanookie of the North
☑ Moosilla DeVille
☑ Wailin Palin
☑ Wasilla Methwhore
☑ Sarah Moose-olini
☑ Princess Iquitarod
☑ Reckless Rambler
☑ Caribou Barbie
☑ Princess Sparkle Moose
☑ Quitler
☑ Bipolar Barbie
☑ Bible Spice
☑ The Alaska Disasta’
☑ Dickless Cheney
☑ Sow Grizzly
☑ Wicked Witch of Wasilla
☑ The Wassillabilly Wascal
☑ SparkleMoose
☑ Snow Snookie
☑ “Not” Michael Palin
☑ Jabber the Nutt
☑ Twisted Sister of Syntax
☑ Marauding Methhead
☑ Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods
☑ Failin’ Palin
Ronnie Jones
Raggedy ass racist idiot. Sarah Palin is dumb as a rock. She may want to learn English…
K Bro Khem Williford
If the Haitians slaves had not revolted, this would have never happened:
Beat him not once, but twice. First it was a 40 thousand man force that was defeated. Then 20 thousand men, stationed at New Orleans, were sent to Haiti and were defeated by “the slaves”. The losses forced the French to not only leave Haiti, but also abandon their plan to hold New Orleans which the American government was keen on as New Orleans was the gate to the Mississippi and subsequently Anerica’s gate to international trade. After suffering these large losses Napoleon decided he could not fight the Americans on their soil and would not only give up New Orleans but all of his territory in what would become America.
Had he only known that less than 30 years after defeating the British, America was not willing to nor capable of defeating another major power. At the exact same time Napoleon offered all his territory for pennies on the dollar, their was actually an American envoy on its way to France to offer 10 million dollars to PURCHASE New Orleans, we had no plans on fighting for it. Before the envoy, headed by James Monroe, could reach France, the French offered not only New Orleans, but an additional 500,000,000 acres for 15 million. Thomas Jefferson obviously jumped at the offer and effectively doubled the size of the nation. Today, the land gained from the Louisiana Purchase constitutes 15 US states (and two Canadian provinces).
Many historians have noted that the unprecedented land grab paid huge dividends and helped make America the richest country ever a little over a century later. It is clear that for Americans to have gained that land without Toussaint L’ouverture and the Haitan Revolution, they would have had to either fight a war with Napoleon or pay a devestatingly large amount of money to France. What would have happened most likely is we would have simply shared half of (what is today) the continental US with the French for some time. The entire history of this country from Jefferson on would have been completely different. Imagine the Midwest and (presumably) entire west coast being French men or maybe California still in Spanish hands.
Would they have been inspired by our independence and joined us? Would they remain French, making France the powerhouse a century later? How would these conflicts have been resolved? Probably in some much longer, much bloodier civil war that would have completely derailed America and her future. Thanks to the Haitan General these questioned never had to be answered. Really, it makes you think, what would America be without the actions of black men.
…and women of course.
Elizabeth Garr
This Clements dude is killing me! Usually I just watch…dude…we heard you the first 40 times!!!it’s. Satire! We don’t fkn find it funny and your adamant defense is very questionable. Why do you feel the need to say the same thing over and over and over again!!!!We get it! You can’t stop anyone from speaking their opinion any more than they can stop you! Give it a freakin rest!!! Gosh!
Frank Ramirez
Her incessant need to prove to the world she’s of educated worth and intellectual value, but she sounds like a badly read high school sophomore history report. And many a nimrod just idly following her like dumb-ass lemmings. Here’s your $0.98 change.
John Livengood
At first I asked my self “did she really say that” and then I remembered it was Sarah Palin and of course she said it. How sad that a somewhat famous political figure would be so openly racist.
Mark Kyle
I guess she wont be supporting Cruz or Rubio in the upcoming elections…..
Gordon Thomas
I knew Palin was stupid, but I didn’t realize she was a racist.
Benny Houston
All you can say is, STUPID B!T(H.
Peter Robertson
This isn’t real right? i mean i don’t know every single parody news site, but … really?
William Roberts
Lol, you guys want to hate someone so bad that you believe a satire news site? I grieve for the future….
Keith Fries
Yo momma so ugly, every time she walks through the woods, the trees pee on her.
Claude Tad Cramer
A prism most vile.
Rob Cartwright
I’m not a fan of Palin, but you all don’t seem to realize this is satire do you?
Robert Lemons
Nope, she’s not racist at all.
Sherrie D Fate
She’s the dumbest person I’ve ever seen in politics
Michael Parker
I would like to see the video on this. Since we film everything ,we should be able to find it . They say don’t believe what your told find out for yourself . If we all could put politics aside and work together, and not let the politicians divide us we could work miracles.
Monica Bradshaw
Satire or not would anyone be surprised if she said or believed this?
James A Sapp
Stop getting all hyped people. This is a Fake article… Get a Life it’s going to be Okay!✌️
Kariuki Anthony Kiragu
I wonder what the native Americans said about this…
Arvin LuVaughn Gunn
We have a lot of idiot racist politicians she is just one of many. More people need to get out and vote instead of sitting at home then we can get rid of these racist crooked politicians.
John Schneider
Well, she should be really worried then since one of their front runners is Indian.
Rebecca Gonzalez
Why do they keep letting idiots speak?
Charles Quinn
White Hispanic, white non-Hispanic, which white box do they check Sarah?
Justin Wheeler
Ha, Sarah’s not gone, but back with style. Scared of them Mexicans she’s been trodding over her whole life. El Presidente of the future, I salute you. ☼
Cookie May- Cooperstein
Apparently this article is from a satirical fake news report (Newslo). But she is still an idiot!
Anthony Kelley
Do your research sheeple. NewsLo is satire. Fake, phony fraud. It’s just like the Onion.
Mark Atkocaitis
Good lord!! She just takes despicable to an entirely new low!!
Anthony Kelley
Newslo is satire
Ken A Mapp
Sarah Palin is an idiot and irrelevant, period. Why the media continue to give her a platform to spew her racism is beyond me!
Tony Butler Jr.
The sad part is, if these things had really been said, I had would have no problem believing it. She’s that much of an idiot
Sean Isaacs
If what is posted here was said and actually in context, it would be all
Over the news.
Johnette Hakudoushi Williams
why does she still even exist? she’s so… *squints and slowly curls fingers*
what is her purpose in life? why hasn’t she done the world a favor and offed herself. i will never say an unkind thing about justin bieber (or however it’s spelled) again if i get word in my message feed that she’s been killed off.
i can’t take this woman. she’s irritating.
Samuel Small
This broad is burnt tha [email protected]@@ out
Don Dominguez
Once again she opened her mouth and proved everyone who believes she’s an idiot right!
Michael Gordon Penn
Sometimes asses say the darndest things!
Curtis Paul
….and to think that half of this nations voters almost voted for this lady and her balled white guy friend what’s his face…you know..the gimpy arm guy who loved Vietnam.
Stacey Croxen
you give just what she wants though people attention let’s stop she’s a non person who cares about her kinda dumb really she is a capitalist that’s all
Michael Dowell
How stupid…
King J Ara Blaqpapi
That’s y she ain’t president. Bad example. So shud we had kept slavery? Are we as blacks not American? S IT DOWN
Rosa Montes Goldberg
SMH. This woman is a disgrace to humanity. As an educated woman, she disgusts me, beyond measure. What a tiny little brain. Just wow!
Sebastian Chastity
I keep wondering when I will hit the time when someone says something so stupid that I get a nosebleed. this isn’t that time, but it did make my brain to dark for a moment. going to the doctors tomorrow
Enidamal Derf
Lucky her, Alaska was bought by the USA from Russian. She would have been one of Putin’s maids…
Wendy Cole
I wonder if the Native Eskimos…hate her as much as she hates “illegal aliens” She is so deserving of being called a C*U*N*T*.. she is not beautiful..she is an embarrassment..to us women with brains….
Jovan Pruitt
I’m dumbfounded that someone can form these words with their mouth and actually mean it…i mean seriously…
Craig Lawrence
She didn’t say this you fuckin morons. It’s called satire.
Liz Griffith
I’m not a Palin fan, but I have a hard time believing this garbage came out of her mouth.
Desiree Rutledge Allen
Exponential Ignorance!
Willie Lewis
I wonder what would have happened if native Americans championed this type of tomfoolery?
Adam Farmer
This dumb bitch needs to be shot and hung on the closest tree to signal all of the other coyotes to stay away!
Sabella Quey
Really? She’s had ‘ingenious’ comments? Try moronic. Typical racist know-nothing.
Todd William Fredrick Hunter
I’m curious to know how American Indians feel about this.
Cindella Coates
Fuck Sarah Palin.
Garrett Hayes
Because yes, the worst thing ever would be to have latin president. /sarcasm
Kariuki Anthony Kiragu
I wonder what the native Americans said about this…
Jovonn Watkins
fucking bitch poor white trash you up there talking shit but i bet that you will never go into the hood and say that spoken like a true dumb ass republican.GO OBAMA.
Adam Traore
Ouh she didn’t say that bh is not about u , people make change et Latino wagon will not stop u better getting in program & wake uhttps://m.facebook.com/armand.siallou?refid=52&_ft_=qid.6117717449322258394%3Amf_story_key.-4522441622034774110%3Aego_id.153632746935%3Aei.p
Debra Perryman Franklin
She continues to show just how Dumb and what racist she realy is.
Robert L. Williams
I don’t believe many of the stuff written about her, many of her statements (how ever crazy they may sound) are just that, sound bites, much like the way they take key words and phrases from President Obama and make him seem less American, this world needs an enima bad to get rid of all the ignorant fecal matter rammed up its butt of racial divide…
Travis S Sims
Tomfoolery, fuckery, shenanigans, and good old fashioned racism. All rolled into a nice log of fecal matter. Every time this flaming idiots opens her mouth she lays a turd. What is it with her? I literally and figuratively can’t deal with this constant hate coming from these people. They speak of second amendment solutions all the time, I say use it, just make sure to turn the gun and look into the barrel. Please, take initiative and do the rest of us a favor and pull the trigger.
Brent Wroten
“Has anyone thought about what’s going to happen in today’s insanely fast-living world if we allow millions of Mexicans and other immigrants to grab a piece of the American dream?!”
I dunno…they would be some very happy Americans like all the rest of the immigrants that came here got a piece of the American Dream.
Richard Good
They really ought to outlaw these parody news outlets. I don’t think the average person is able to discern what is real and what is not.
Jamye Andre Smoots
Still looking for the other 8 states obama talked about
Megan J Quinones
Its not like the Latino prez would be ghetto. Im sure they’d be just as american as anyone thats in this posotion. I mean, easnt she the one who got drunken brawl with her whole family jumping in? Sit down sangana!
JM Prater
So, is this legit? I know this is a satirical website….
Vanessa Renae
What does she have to worry about? Mexicans sure won’t be moving to no damn Alaska!
Allan Makadu
Native Americans should be the ones to complain about immigration, they own america not the so called Parlin or something
Eugene Towbridge
She has done her job were ecknowledging her statements?
Claire E. Norman
She suffers from her intelligence genes being under the he attack of progressive, incurable ignorance syndrome along with all who have intertwined the idea of ever having her as president.
Horea Nascu
She is as nice an entire Nazi brigade. No wonder she is so popular! (https://www.google.co.uk/#q=%22Sarah+Palin+is+an+idiot%22.)
Alicia Harris-Owens
This woman clearly has a non-functioning brain. She just opens her mouth and stupid stuff comes out. One positive thing I can say about her is she does not pretend to care for those of other races. But, based on her comment, only native born American Indians should be holding offices in the US. Oh, wait, they’re on reservations!
Johnny Monday
this never actually happened and you are all dopes for believing it. two seconds on a left wing website and i understand how the clown prince got elected. you’re all morons and easily led. lemmings.
Alanna R. Whipple
This story can not be true.
Claude Godisgood Alexandre
wowwwww wowwwwwwwwww that’s crazy
Kristin Wackley
Oxygen thief.
James Hash
Thank you Jay. I’m tired of all this foolishness from both sides of the political spectrum and foolish people like her.
There are better fish to fry than likes of Sarah Palin. She and people like her are nothing but a dumbed downed distraction to the next level in humanity. It’s the year 2015, we should be further advance as a human race of people.
Let’s avoid her and move on!
James Hash
Thank you Jay. I’m tired of all this foolishness from both sides of the political spectrum and foolish people like her.
There are better fish to fry than likes of Sarah Palin. She and people like her are nothing but a dumbed downed distraction to the next level in humanity. It’s the year 2015, we should be further advanced as a human race of people.
Let’s avoid her and move on!
Scott Oakman
This is obviously fake. No way this woman knows who Woodrow Wilson was.
Deana McNeal
Let the racist comments begin. Her and her ignorant speeches will never make it in the White House so she continues to say the most ignorant sh*t. Either it doesn’t make sense or its Alaskan gibberish- mosey on over here I’ll get the butter knife for Sarah:(
Jamesha Johnson
If you’re not a Native American, you’re a descendent of an immigrant. Why do we keep allowing her ignorance in the media?
Hattie Sanders
Sarah Palin u must first have a mind for it to be boggled. Please go to gogetamind.com.
Hattie Sanders
Sarah Palin u must first have a mind for it to be boggled. Please go to gogetamind.com.
Lester Scanland
It’s funny calling her an idiot for saying those things yet you’re obviously unaware this is a satirical sight and not true. Who’s the idiot now?!
Carlos Palacios
Brainless, ignorant and racist.
Mercedes Simpson
I don’t think she can top this one. She’s exceeded herself with this comment. She’d better pray none of her children are ever up for a position where a Black or Hispanic will decide their fate of employment. She has not only offended Blacks and Hispanics, but anyone including Whites that’s married to one, best friends with one, etc. Clearly a pure example of speaking without thinking first. Palin has just lessened the amount of friends she has.
Kal Wagenheim
Sarah Palin is of English, Irish and German ancestry. If we follow her example of ethnic stereotyping, then she is a Snob, a Drunk and a Nazi.
Roger D. Joyal
She’s off the reservation!!! Oh… sorry she would never live on a Reservation!!!
Wess Schulze
This is fake or wildly taken out of context. Right? No one is that much of an idiot. Are they????
Lisa Wygant Salcius
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
Tony Jones
Diane La’Ree Peagler, you took the words right out of my mouth! All you can do is laugh! And you KNOW All she’s doing is repeating the Republicans sentiments! She simply does not have the sense of a first grader to censor herself!
Julieta Alcantar-Garcia
If a mexicano americano became president of the United States, justice would be served and social equality would exist.
Sarah Palin, stupid is as stupid as You are.
Miguel de Miguel
Websre all human beings
Merlin Armstrong
Excellent satire!
Nikki Daniels
We gave women voting rights and look what we got…Sarah Palin. Someone shut her up.
Marcos A Cuevas
I’m running for PRESIDENT.
Jeff Kew
I would not vote for a Hispanic president. The President has to be American. Her words are not taken correctly.
Jeff Kew
I would not vote for a Hispanic president. The President has to be American. Her words are not taken correctly.
Bunny Withers
There is nothing funny about racist satire. Stop it!!!
Charise M. Fowler
Who cares what she had to say?!!!
Vonda K Hill
Sarah go sit down, you sound very stupid!
Janice E. Brown
Janice E. Brown
Hold up, Wait a minute, let me put my two cents in it! Wtw, they are getting more and more bold. Blatant with the racism, Wow!
Tim Savage
Are all of you people really that stupid? It’s SATIRE.
(Look it up if you have to.)
Dwayne PrinceIce Fischer
It’s sad that with her statements she puts a voice to a fear that some hide, yet it imminently dwells in their minds. Ok, a mixed (African American) president is in office now and none of those fears have come true. A president of any nationality who is a citizen of the US should NOT be a fear because he/she would 1st be an American, not a threat!
Wayne Bertrand
Satire is supposed to be funny….
Brian Kemp
Did she seriously say this, or is this from the onion? Because that is insanely idiotic even for that insanely idiotic idiot nutbag.
Albert J Frazier Jr
Wowwwww….I wonder what she would have to say about a NATIVE AMERICAN running for president since technically Native Americans were here first and Europeans, Africans, Asians, Latins are the real ILLEGAL immigrants! IJS! and yes I am a proud AFRICAN AMERICAN!!!!!
Angela Coleman Simmons
@ Paul Havemann…Yes, I did read the “About Us” section. This is what I read,”Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.” SO, this says their stories, however idiotic, are indeed factual. Are you saying that they aren’t?
Phistophicles, Lesser-Known Greek Philosopher
You guys realize this is satire, right?
Kc W-Coke
Since when Mexicans are the only Hispanics ? Isn’t Marco Rubio Hispanic ? Isn’t he going to be in the race for President for the same GOP of whom you worship. Like your a stupid ignant ass racist piece of shit Ms. Pailin… Times have changed I suggest you get with the program.. It should not matter the persons nationality as long as they are in there to do good by the American people…… (rant over)
Ronald Carlos Tarver
Just do what I did.. Learn a foreign language and move to Europe. Shit just make sense out here
Ronald Carlos Tarver
I recommend danish, swiss, French, German, or Dutch
Nancy Marilyn Ramirez Escalante
Pardon my language , but only thing I can say is what a crazy bitch!!!
Walter W West
This is what happens when stupidity get a audience. GOP should be kicking her dumb ass.
Betty Townley
I was going to point out that this is false, but Ina Woodruff did it for me. Look over all these comments. Everybody is slamming Palin for something she didn’t do, just like all negativity about her is based on untruths. Liberals make up anything they can to justify their hatred. 🙂
Jumpsuit Jamey
A couple things: they need to make it much clearer that this is a fake story; there’s nothing that overtly says so on the link I went to. So it’s way too easy for someone to innocently take this as fact and then spread it, and that’s irresponsible and inexcusable on the part of the site. I’ve seen innumerable deliberate hoaxes from Right-wing sources, but up to now, have seen none from the Left. IMO, this site does damage to the Left by being deceptive, doing damage to the truth. Shame! And BTW, though Palin herself is a joke, the article was ham-fisted and NOT funny. Who are these Newslo people? High schoolers?
Gerald Alvarez Esteva
she says that like it would be something unspeakable to have a hispanic president. like they are an inferior species. you meed to get off that high horse for real and smell the roses. the reason the US is so great and prosperous is all the different races and cultures that are brought here ideas and inventions from all over.
we are all americans. not just the rich hypocrite people in the government.
she is a disgrace. its hard to believe there are so many ignorant racist people out there still.
Matt Brown
I’m confused people, the world is dying and the human race is bickering about skin colour and borders. Cmon people wake the heck up. These arguments have the politicians grinning from ear to ear – trying to divide us. How about ‘we’ as a human race ‘Unite’ instead? And fight these corrupt Elite?
Mike Price
I have 1 thing to say. Sarah Palin the black man help fight wars and help invent shit way before the White man could read. Check yourself Palin on who civilized who? Also study Melanin” and you will see all man kind come from black
Marsh Mcdaniel
In high school I had an antagonist like her, every thing I did she had a critique or something dumb to say, until fate brought us together alone.she wanted some attention from me all along, and boy was I at attention.
Arturo Atherly
Plain and simple, Sarah Palin is an idiot and the party and folks that follow her are just as ridiculous…
Mustafa Abu Rumman
why not all Latinos come to USA and u go live in their country alone with the people agree with u
Bob Winegard
You guys know that this is a fake article… right? She never said that.
Diego Marquina
Sarah you can have Peña Nieto, he is white. And shares many of your narrow views of the world. You would love him.
Stephanie Pack
This woman is a racist and am embarrassment. I can’t believe anyone would take her seriously. Obviously, she is clueless as to how she is perceived. She seems to have a strong need to be noticed, even if it is for the wrong things.
Angela Bass
We don’t want you….. you racist dumb ass..
Robert Lee Mclendon Jr.
another NWO stooge along with trump, mayor rudy, Sharpton, pat Robertson and others.
Alice Strayhorn
If she had a chance Obama would be her boo.
Gary Ever Trying Woode
Let her ask Jeb Bush former Governor of Florida with his Hispanic wife Columba from Mexico that question. Since he is being asked to take a shot at the White House in 2016, think he should ask her to help him campaign. 🙂
Leonard S. Tamba
Is this the same lady who see Russia from her kitchen window and called Africa a country?
Peter Okoijie
I had always known that Mrs Palin has leaking mouth, but I didn’t know it is as wide as basket
Philip Swain
Bigot.
Hank Hill
Satire….and look all the morons who fell for it!!!
Laurence Smith
Why are they giving her the time of day for a stupid ass comment????She’s as smart as a flat tire!
Ryan Brooks
It’s beyond me that anyone could be so blatantly racist these days. I want to ask this woman to her face “What is wrong with you!”.
Luis Perez
Seriously, we are good enough to put our lives on the line for this great country of our, which by the way is a stolen piece of real estate stolen from Native Americans and Mexicans, but not good enough to lead it…
SMH
Julio E. Huertas
Why is this heffer still relevant! She has no intelligence what so ever! She is very uneducated to life! Dumb bitch!
Julio E. Huertas
Why is this heffer still relevant! She has no intelligence what so ever! She is very uneducated to life! Dumb bitch!
Willem Lange
I suspect this is a bogus news report. But whether or not it is, the word you’re after up there in the fourth paragraph is “ingenuous,” not “ingenious.”
Willem Lange
I suspect this is a bogus news report. But whether or not it is, the word you’re after up there in the fourth paragraph is “ingenuous,” not “ingenious.”
Ryan Leonard
Source? Too ridiculously idiotic to post without
Maria Dunnie Dunbar
Racist prick
Cheri Few-Sarrach
Crazy, This is so racist, but lets go back even further, what about the American Indian’s the Native American, they were here before we took over their land, they should have more right than anyone! yet, we never really hear about their rights that have been taken away. They may not have been in slavery, they’re land was taken away and they were transported to reservations!
Arthur Ian Reyes
Yes Sarah, we will and it will most likely happen. Just wanna see her reaction when we have a gay president
Ibrahim Kamara
Any time Sarah palin opens her mouth, it’s like another a
Any time Sarah palin opens her mouth, it’s like amputating the republican party. We all know that republicans are racists. So no blacks, Hispanic or any new immigrants should vote for their party. Few weeks ago, Guliani, former newyork governor said Obama don’t like America, a man who help to recover the worst depression economy, he killed the most evil terrorist in the world, bin laden yet he is criticized by white republicans. Presidential candidate Rubio and Ted Cruz should be slumbered and drained with palin’s remarks about Hispanic not to become president in America. Rolling back in Chicago, just few days ago, Americans who beleive in diversity and theory of the assimilation of immigrants to USA know as melting pot, in the election of Chicago mayor, we see blacks voted for chuy and didn’t vote for their black brothers smith and the other. That’s what we call diversity and the love for America. So Sarah palin should shot her foul mouth and study more about geography and the world not Africa either. Sarah palin if you love America send your children to the army to serve America. God bless the armies who are serving in the front to fight for America. God bless the veterans too. Shame on you palin bad mouth and a racist hatemonger.
the party.
Ken Bedard
Sarah is a Nutball who obviously doesn’t think before she spouts off. .
The clown does not seem to care what comes out of her big mouth. … and does not seem to give a FUCK about who or what Cums in her Yapper!
She should have been Swallowed!
Yclef WaChakua
Has she asked herself where she would have been if the American Indians used the same measure she is prescribing? # fear monger
Patricia Hamilton
Beauty is as beauty does. I find her arguable one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen!
Anthony Squires
Her logic hurts my head.
If someone with this kind of reasoning can make critical impacts in how our nation is governed then our system is broken beyond a doubt.
Rob Andrew Szajkowski
Read the about page people, its not a real article nor a real quote.
Alex Barlow
Sarah Palin does not represent me anymore than Obama does.
Politics based on racism, trolling ( lying about what you are about, Obama ) is useless and destructive. She’s an idiot!
Pappa Knolle
Show me proof she said this and not some quote written by someone I don’t know. I searched for this quote and found nothing. If Sarah Palin said this, it would be all over the news!!
Lakisha Snipe
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true. That’s in the about section of the website.
Booker T. Jones
The dumbest thing I’ve read so far today. I’m not going to call her a racist but why is it ok for people of any color to hold jobs more demeaning than say title of the president? We can do EVERYTHING else as minorities but not jobs of importance because with small change comes more change? Mostly everything in every household is from a different race, the mixture of races have been here, yes we have an African American (partially lol) president and I wouldn’t mind a president Martinez or Cho or whoever. It’s all about the job, who does the job right and if you believe every president before Obama did the job correctly lol then you really don’t pay attention much to the country, your watching skin color, on TV made in Japan Mrs. Palin. Please sit and shush
Booker T. Jones
The dumbest thing I’ve read so far today. I’m not going to call her a racist but why is it ok for people of any color to hold jobs more demeaning than say title of the president? We can do EVERYTHING else as minorities but not jobs of importance because with small change comes more change? Mostly everything in every household is from a different race, the mixture of races have been here, yes we have an African American (partially lol) president and I wouldn’t mind a president Martinez or Cho or whoever. It’s all about the job, who does the job right and if you believe every president before Obama did the job correctly lol then you really don’t pay attention much to the country, your watching skin color, on TV made in Japan Mrs. Palin. Please sit and shush
Lester Scanland
It’s funny calling her an idiot for saying those things yet you’re obviously unaware this is a satirical sight and not true. Who’s the idiot now?!
Scott Nadeau
We gave women the right to vote, what’s next….a female president?
Scott Nadeau
We gave women the right to vote, what’s next….a female president?
Carlos Palacios
Brainless, ignorant and racist.
Maria Cassity
Satirical news site
Maria Cassity
Satirical news site
Robert Grace
this sadden me profusely. when I see articles similar to this I think of the Little Rock Nine(9). I see videos of the mentioned above and I ask myself Rob where would you find yourself? are you going to be one of the few who helped them get into school, or are you going to be one of the many on the curb throwing stones and yelling racial slurs. I understand wanting to protect our Country and Government, but those two thing are not going to get in the way of my Faith. these are humans.it does not matter where you are from. in Martin Luther King Jr’s ” a letter from a Birmingham jail” he writes about how to tell the difference between what is an unjust law and just. we need to ask ourselves are we being just. also ask yourself, how will I be judge in the eyes of God. what answer are you going to give him when asked to explain yourself.
Robert Grace
this sadden me profusely. when I see articles similar to this I think of the Little Rock Nine(9). I see videos of the mentioned above and I ask myself Rob where would you find yourself? are you going to be one of the few who helped them get into school, or are you going to be one of the many on the curb throwing stones and yelling racial slurs. I understand wanting to protect our Country and Government, but those two thing are not going to get in the way of my Faith. these are humans.it does not matter where you are from. in Martin Luther King Jr’s ” a letter from a Birmingham jail” he writes about how to tell the difference between what is an unjust law and just. we need to ask ourselves are we being just. also ask yourself, how will I be judge in the eyes of God. what answer are you going to give him when asked to explain yourself.
Akeem Rashid
I don’t think this is a real article. I can’t find any other news source reporting on it.
John Zagarella
I wonder if anyone in her party’s leadership has told her about Marco Rubio ?
Carl Moore
What of a waste of good pussy..lol
Alfred Rodriguez
At least she has her looks.
Cassandra Mosley
Oh you crazy delusional stupid woman. Wilson would have been spinning in his grave at the thought of woman speaking on things like these in public or being so forward and shrill. Be careful the era you invoke, because while it wasn’t a good time for minorities, it surely wasn’t a great time for women either…you dumb ass.
Lima Lewis-Guy
Out of an EMPTY brain flows oceans of ignorance and Sarah Palin never disappoints.
Chris Paulson
Whoa, now I’m glad they took “Alf” off the TV…
Robert Quick
Glen Rice must have broken her heart
Smag Dance
For those of you pointing out that this is satire, simply saying this is satire does not remove the nuts and bolts of the article. Exaggeration, sarcasm and other literary techniques don’t equate as untrue, just as embellishment. In order for satire to work there has to be some element of truth to it otherwise it would’t be satire, some satirical works can be highly truthful and some can have very limited truth. It’s like jokes people, jokes are only funny if someone has observed the behavior for themselves and the comedian embellishes on the observation to make it funny. For you naysayers http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire
Jill Giddens
“Another skin color.” A skin color different from hers, not, in her mind, the right color. The use of those 3 words tells the world how inherently racist she actually is.
Jackson Miles Fenner
This is satire preying on your confirmation bias.
Geoffrey Hall
She’s not a racist, but….How many times have you heard that!
Marcos A Cuevas
It would be even worse if Sarah Palin became PRESIDENT. Thank GOD that’s IMPOSSIBLE.
James JeromeClooney Troup
“JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.”
Raetta McGee
Well we didn’t do anything to deserve your dumb ass either, but somehow you just showed up!
Atlantide Maria Amato Mangin
She is an idiot! Racist bitch! What a world! I am shocked!
Kathryn Robertson Campbell
First of all, she is not beautiful. Beauty comes from within, and within her is nothing but greed, jealousy, fear, lies, and hatred. There is nothing beautiful about her. As to the rest, the Republican Party bosses need to make a public apology to every US citizen for bringing this stupid, clueless witch to the forefront.
Keith Morton
This site is satire…. It’s the same as the onion…. Get with it people
Isidro Herdnandez
Hahaha lmfao I can’t believe how this women was gorvernor of Alaska does she even have a brain.
Chris Bishop
If it’s on FB it must be true……not.
In fairness she is an idiot however
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Charles Whiteous
Wow some aspects of slavery was abolished, but others are still practice as the norm in 2015. I agree Jay that we should be the change we want to see. Just remember someone may not like that and try to kill you like many who made changes for a better world.
Leslie House
Newslo is satire. Not real news
Jackie Shorts
Who cares it satire. She looks like she would say dumb crap like this.
Paul Ballew
Careful, folks…this piece is satire. http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Kris Godspeed Amos
She’s not beautiful. Beauty is a holistic concept, she lacks a lot of it.
Victoria Chichester
Why is this garbage being printed for people to see or read. This woman is racist, bigoted and dum as a bag of rocks. Color is all she sees. President Obama has more brains and education in one joint of his small finger than that idiot (who sees Russia from her window) FOOL!!
David Horton
It’s a hopeless cause to vote for either party……Republicans are no different then Dumocrats…….Hell we got Dumb and Dumber leading our country down the road of self destruction.
Caroline Ama Ennin
So, is this satire or not?
Jeff Severson
It’s a parody site, people. Like the Onion. I mean, yeah, Palin is dumber than a bag of hammers, but this isn’t real.
Paris Armstrong
Not satire news she’s really an idiot. Hear for yourself!
Watch “Martin Bashir: Someone Should Sh*t In Sarah Palin…” on YouTube
Martin Bashir: Someone Should Sh*t In Sarah Palin…: http://youtu.be/Tqnpv0XU4y4
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…smh!
Watch “Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A” on YouTube
Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A: http://youtu.be/tMQpIFBhdP8
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…smh!
Watch “Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A” on YouTube
Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A: http://youtu.be/tMQpIFBhdP8
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…smh!
Watch “Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A” on YouTube
Sarah Palin CLUELESS on 1st Amendment Chick-Fil-A: http://youtu.be/tMQpIFBhdP8
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…ijs
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…ijs
Paris Armstrong
Sarah Palin again with her claptrap…ijs
Michael Weinstein
This is a joke, you idiots!
Preet Issa Treat
This article is pure crap and probably misquoting or outright lying. I hate Sarah Palin, but this article doesn’t back up any of its quotes or claims so I can’t use any of this as ammo. Also, the author of this article writes at a 3rd grade level. Thanks for wasting our time.
Charles Kofi Bucknor
Can’t get stupider than that. This Palinese – stupid uttering s
Taunya D. Hatchett
Hey didn’t your ancestors immigrate from European country to America? History doesn’t cite your kind being always present.
F.v. Karch
Well, let’s see: The author is a liar. He’s lying to his readers to manipulate them. He has no respect for his readers and seems to think they are sheep or puppets. If anyone, Dem or Repub allows the liars to control them, then everyone loses, or haven’t you figured that out yet. … Which leads to the following question: Bearing False Witness against someone is a violation of the Ninth Rule. In some beliefs systems, Lying means you will wind up in torment after you pass from this place. In other beliefs, it is known that people who lie are untrustworthy and will someday lie about you. Where I come from, liars are fired and never listened to again.
… The question I have?
What do you, the people reading this want? A liar who continues to treat you like puppets who have no thoughts except those he gives you, or do you want to be real people who think for themselves? You want respect. Can you at least respect others, even those you don’t like, enough to condemn this writer and never, EVER read another thing he writes?
Alex Stevan should be fired and never viewed again. And, luckily, for violating the Ninth Rule,
his future will be an interesting one once he leaves this life. http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
F.v. Karch
Well, let’s see: The author is a liar. He’s lying to his readers to manipulate them. He has no respect for his readers and seems to think they are sheep or puppets. If anyone, Dem or Repub allows the liars to control them, then everyone loses, or haven’t you figured that out yet. … Which leads to the following question: Bearing False Witness against someone is a violation of the Ninth Rule. In some beliefs systems, Lying means you will wind up in torment after you pass from this place. In other beliefs, it is known that people who lie are untrustworthy and will someday lie about you. Where I come from, liars are fired and never listened to again.
… The question I have?
What do you, the people reading this want? A liar who continues to treat you like puppets who have no thoughts except those he gives you, or do you want to be real people who think for themselves? You want respect. Can you at least respect others, even those you don’t like, enough to condemn this writer and never, EVER read another thing he writes?
Alex Stevan should be fired and never viewed again. And, luckily, for violating the Ninth Rule,
his future will be an interesting one once he leaves this life. http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Richard Moutz
Why is she still in the news? She means nothing and has nothing of any substance to say
Jennifer Smith
She needs to shut her mouth if she can’t be honest. The bottom line is she wants to be like Michelle and wants to be with Barack. Remember in elementary school when we liked someone we picked on them all the time?
Marvin Marc Treanor
Well let’s see we have an African American president, we had an Irish American president and probably other decedent’s of immigrants so why not a Hispanic american or asian american?
Marvin Marc Treanor
Mexico will take over the u.s. eventually, it’s called reversed manifest destiny aka pay backs 😉
Lawrence Craft Sr.
SAHARA PALIN. ..LIKE I HAVE
REPEADIDLY SAID” YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID” SHE’S A GREAT EXAMPLE!
Lina Bryce
UST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
Sad… how many think this stuff is real, and in turn, slanderous false, fabricated stories.
Armando Vargas
Seriously, gives a shit how we obtained our southern states. If effects absolutely not a single gle one of you. We are american, privelidge is in our blood, and in the blood our forefathers were willing to spill to carve our the greatest nation on earth. All you so worried about how Mexico got cheated… how about all those people around the world making you designer clothes for the equivalent of penny’s a day. Hypocrisy is a sickness.
Sabrina Webby
So is Sarah Palin saying that only white people belong in US? I’m so confused is Obama some how worse of a democrat than Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton bc he’s black? Sarah Palin I please explain yourself here! Anyone?
Anthony Ferguson
So she finally admits to being a racist.
James Oman
It’s hard to believe that there are people that still give her a platform and thinks what she has to say is reasonable and agree with her! Just goes to show you that the collective intellect in this country is very poor and I think that’s just how the republican’ts like it! It makes the gullible, halfwit and unstable hillbillies that vote for them more easy to control!
Susan Arnett
Is there a link to the actual article? I’m finding it hard to believe that even she could b that stupid. I’ve always known she was an idiot and a racist, but this goes beyond that
UT doesn’t matter, though, cause all he right wing followers think the same thing. The only thing that might turn them against her is if she came out as a lesbian. Or ate a baby on live tv, cause to them that’s the same.
Armando Vargas
If Texas, new mexico, California and Arizona were still mexico… Mexican nationals would be sneaking into colorado, nevada, etc.
Bob Cook
She’s an idiot. She thinks mexico is overseas. That one statement takes her out of the picture completely.
Susan Arnett
I knew this couldn’t be real. Like Sarah Palin knows who Woodrow Wilson was.
Chris Powers
this is a satire site correct?
Beverly Allen
She is such a TWIT!! Dear lord!!!
Søren Kjærgaard Larsen
Happy living in Denmark
Philip Kluberdanz
I guess when you pull interviews out of your nether region, you can quote anyone as saying anything. Liberals tell lies and wonder why Conservatives get angry. Conservatives tell truths and liberals shout “out of context!”
Andy Johnson
You will never be President. That’s a great relief. Not because you’re a female,it,s because of many stupid comments.
Frank Karpienski
The Texas 300 families did pretty much steal Texas.
Maria Gabriela Corral
May be Hispanic people will have to take charge because there´s no purely white andAnglo Saxon with the intelligence and the guts to do it. May be you´ll want to found a new KKK for Hispanic, too.
Al Vaggio
Is this even real?
Robert Betoni
Sarah Pallin has made the mission of her life to keep us entertained. If politics don’t work out for her, I think she would make a smooth transition to Stand Up Comedy.
Alexander Fleming
You all do know this is a satire site? Wait…no..you don’t. You think it’s real? HI! I’m a prince who needs your help! Send me 100.00 and I’ll triple your investment
Kevin Mccarthy
Sarah who?
Patricia Hastings
What a despicable human being.
Kat Pence
Check it on snopes, folks. I am NOT a Sarah Palin fan.. but I am a fan of the truth. This is not that.
Len Jaskiewicz
So what is her attitude towards a Native American as president?
Doug Parsley
This appears to be a HOAX.
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Michael Simpson
This is one silly-ass bitch!
Ronnie Blackwell
Reading all these statements reinforces that fact that it nation is so far off from reaching that perfect union. History, fact europeans landed on this side of the world, saw opened landed and claimed it as their own, there was native people here, decedents of those europeans went to another land brought those native of another land and brought them here and enslaved them, there was native people here, decedents of those europeans pushed inland claiming more land of native people so the real question is who is the immigrants. Answer, all of us that are not native to this land just because you steal something don’t make it yours.
Kyle Douglas Cox
Whether or not you believe Texas and California were either rightfully purchased or stolen, it’s irrelevant. Try to imagine what those states would be like if the U.S. hadn’t taken them over. They wouldn’t be advanced and as great as they are today, they’d just be Mexico. Go live in Mexico for a little while, then tell me whether you’d prefer living there versus America. The Cartels would be running those states today (as they practically are running Mexico now, and even have influence over the southern states regardless) and they would undoubtedly be slummy too. Say what you want about the United States being imperial or a bully…everything the U.S. touches becomes more valuable than it was beforehand (most of the time).
Nurani Reed
USA was founded on immigrants. Palin is so incredibly stupid and still she continues to blather and spread her ignorance. Dumb ignoramus of a woman
Scott V. Chritton
This has got to be fake. It’s fake.
Carlos Sa
Let’s all nominate Sarah for the most ever ignorant person to ever run for office. I think former president Woodrow is already turning in his grave every time Sarah talks.
Ken Sherwood
You all ought to snopes this stuff before you” pounce on Palin”, you’ll find that she never said it or how far the quote was taken out of context. As it stands you just look like pathetic, uninformed, haters.
Steve Bushi
According to Palin, it would be a disaster to have to face a presidential election with a Hispanic as a candidate. What about Cruz and Rubio? Should they be thrown off the ballot? She also said in 150 years blacks went from being slaves to being president. My comment would be: “Why did it take so long?”
I hate to pass judgement on someone, but Palin doesn’t hold a candle to Obama in terms of intellect, knowledge, common sense, ability to speak, and leadership skills. It would have been a disaster if she had become Vice President and a heartbeat away from becoming President. She is demeaning to her gender and her race and is making it harder for white Republican women to be taken seriously as long as she remains in a leadership position in the Republican Party.
William J Urmson
This song was written for The Whore of Babylon Sarah Palin and her sugar daddy the king of flip flops John McCain. Please enjoy The Sarah Palin Smackdown~ WJU
http://www.reverbnation.com/williamjurmson/song/21278353-the-sarah-palin-smackdown
Christopher Kueny
Curious what Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have to say about that.
Rob Coleman
Dan we took it plain and simple
Christian Aragon
Palin’s stupidity is truly infinite in its tangent and epic in its breadth. She’s truly a lower life form in the most pitiful sense.
Markus Reierstad
I don’t know if this is satire or not. The sad thing is that this woman, like so many of her fellow Republicans, is so stupid and rude that such statements are all too believable. They spew uneducated crap like this all the time!
Patrice Lamoree
More authoritarian propaganda from slavery personified. Give up, you all, Sarah is telling you that there is no such thing as freedom and, even if there were, someone else, ALWAYS someone else, government, or Barack Obama, in this instance, must give it to you.
It’s kind of funny, really, ’cause from her own perspective and that of limited persons like her, she’s right. No disrespect intended toward our canine friends, but a dog CAN’T write the great American novel. The same thing goes for some people’s limited abilities to understand life and all of its potentials. This makes them about oppression, not freedom.
John Arby Hort
What a piece of trailer park trash she is.
Larry Hensley
palin is a good waste of air, space, and nutrition. i hope a grizzly bear mauls her dirty ass.
Lina Bryce
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Caleb Hill
Uh yeah I’ll just put this here …
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Erica Jane
Well she was running for Vice President,this shows the inner thinking of most gop members and conservitive republicans. Thanks Sara!!!!
Sixtus Ngosong Nyiawung
I wonder if she herself is an American. Her grand parents migrated from Europe. She is European-American
Terlene Terry-Todd
Why does she even warrant any news coverage! She is a disaster in make-up and heels! Smh
Genna Garrett Vande-Stouwe
She’s more racist than I thought, news: we live in the 21st century, not the 20th or the 19th. Open your mind lady and get some values that aren’t against people who are different. Time to change your perspective.
Ramona Grams
This is fake
David Bruce
Okay so it cool for her
Greg Mo
I like Sarah… She would have been the only Vice President to be involved in a scandal with the sitting President and expect him to be removed from office and she get the seat….children, whats the capital of Alaska?.. Russia! Thanks again Mrs. Palin..lol
Ester Buckner
Have u seen the news? A black man was shackled like a slave in Baltimore, put in a van and died.
Krystal Jones
We are talking about somebody that sits on their porch and think the view she has is Russia. Need we say more?!?
Joseph Booker Jr.
I think that every thing she says (no matter how stupid) should compelled voters to strongly consider the political wit, or lack thereof, of John McCain. He is partially accountable for this monstrosity of leadership.
Amye Kissinger-Peacock
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Tashonda Epps-Richardson
She really is the devil’s child! Just plain evil!
Keyki Jones Littlepage
Obama is mulatto, Hermain Cain, your fellow republican is black, 100%. You dumbass.
Phil Hongkins
She is a WOPPA .
NUMB AS A PISS STONE.
Karen Cole Sovak
Good pair : Sarah Palin & Donald Trump.
Jay Morgan
She need some dick in her life. Poor white trash!!
Ignacio J. Couce
You’re a bunch of partisan idiots who will believe anyone who verifies their pre-existing prejudices. What bunch of yahoos.
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/palinslavery.asp
Ignacio J. Couce
LOLOL As opposed to Democrats, who were ever so respectful to the previous White House occupant. Again, LOLOL
Chereda Renee Shaw
OMG I can’t tell the difference between satire and what comes out of the GOP anymore!!!
Glen LeBarr
she’s an idiot and proves it every time she speaks
Glen LeBarr
she’s an idiot and proves it every time she speaks
Deena Weintraub
An Hispanic president? She must be referring to Marco Rubio? Or Ted Cruz?
Amos Mlunga
GO TO HELL SARAH PALIN, U’RE RACIST …
Amos Mlunga
GO TO HELL SARAH PALIN, U’RE RACIST …
Dan Gordon
We gave women the right to vote and ended up with Sarah Palin.
Pat Munyan
Newslo is a satire site.
Daniel S. Hernandez
the mentality of some people in this country is appallingwhere do you come up with communism from a racist comment about blacks and hispanic. You know what michelle merten, you are a pathetic excuse for a man or are you catlin in disguise, sorry to the ladies but this thing is a bitch not a man.
Daniel S. Hernandez
my last comment didn’t go thru
Daniel S. Hernandez
here i am again
Robert Flores
One STUPID Ass Piece of Shit No one Cares what you have to say but Go Ahead and give your Assanine Opinion! The Republicans are digging one Hella Deep Grave!
Christopher Strand
it’s perfect that Palin is supporting Trump because they are both fools- she’s an absolute idiot- we have already have two “latin ” candidates running for President THIS year! and to all the angry white folks out there- remember us European caucasion types? we kinda killed most of the “indians” when we came here and then we enslaved the africans and yeah we also took most of the western territories from Mexico- it’s a melting pot our country – and we are just going to have to get used to the fact that soon WE will be in the minority in a couple decades or so – karma is a bitch y’all
Dennis Becraft
http://fakenewswatch.com/newslo.com
http://mspmag.com/Out-And-About/Articles/Features/Faking-It/
This is a tiny bit of “news”. The rest is fiction, excused as “satire”. Satire is like a political cartoon, which is obviously an opinion expressed by wit, humor, exaggeration, simplification, extrapolation, impersonation etc., not simply misattributed racial ranting which is Newslo’s M.O.
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Jason Fisher
Even if this is satire, it seems plausible that she would harbor such idiotic ideas.
Kevin DelCol
Btw, Woodrow Wilson was a communist Marxist. In case you were wondering.
Randy Bowser
—-comments here seem to be from people who don’t realize it’s satire—
Margaret Landry
I think she is as soft as a grape!!!!!!
Larraine Pierce
Hmmmm. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. Latin presidential candidates from HER party. Didn’t she realize that?
Juliet Ampah
YOU CAN’T EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT
I don’t get it! Wait, i agree with Sarah Palin no qualms. But… You went to take power in these third world countries and left them with nothing… U were rather forced out of their country because of your cruelty towards them and went back to your country with their resources including their very being to develop your country and now you are refusing to face the concequences?
Ok granted, it’s a mistake you did… What’s the way forward? Stop giving them aid and teach them practical things. It’s all about jobs and living a decent life right? Teach them engineering, manufacturing, entrepreneurship etc and build businesses in their countries and allow them to use your education to manage themselves. Stop interferring with their affairs. Stop advertising that your country has the best of everything.
Making Obama president doesn’t make you too libral. If Obama, a mixed race, lived his whole like in Kenya but got American education and then later became an American full citizen, would you have allowed him enter politics??
JUST LIKE THEY HELPED YOU BUILD YOUR COUNTRY, HELP THEM BUILD THEIRS and they will not come to your country to make a living from their own sweat and freedom you took from them sometime ago. Stop living in denial with all the white lies that you allow parents to tell kids because of your ‘sometimes you have to lie a bit… Called white lies.’ Teach kids the truth and they will grow up knowing how third world suffered for them hence the need to stop racism and then EQUALITY can workk. Allow immigrants from third world work in top positions for a better life and better management in their countries. Wait, are Immigrants only from third world countries??
DON’T EXPECT TO TRAIN THE THIRD WORLD IN YOUR WAY OF EDUCATION BUT THEY LATER DO NOT GET CHANCES TO WORK IN POSITIONS FOR EXPERIENCE THAT ENABLE THEM TAKE BACK TO THEIR COUNTRIES.
Otherwise why would you deprive immigrants from a ‘life’ and ‘civilisation’ you created for them? I thought you ripped them off their culture, language, names etc and Now they decided to come to your country where there is ‘life and civilisation’ and you say what? Fix this this please.
Fixing your past mistakes doesn’t mean giving aid. Don’t go giving their hungry children food and clothes and think you are giving aid. Make the aid in the form of teaching them how to make the clothes… A word to the wise… Just saying
Jacki Livingston
That woman is so dumb, there is not a word that fully encompasses her level of pure stupidity. Racist, bigoted, uninformed and un-American, because this country was founded on the idea that anyone, from anywhere could come here and find a brighter future, that if you worked hard, you could be anything you wanted. I am so sick of these GOP sickos who are playing to the worst of the worst elements in this country. I grew up with racists and ignoramus’, and we need to stop giving these people a platform for their whinging and whining. The base of support for people like Trump and Palin are angry white males, who didn’t bother to go to college and properly educate themselves, who worked at factory or some other jobs where they used to be able to be the bigshots. They didn’t keep up with technology, they didn’t bother to learn anything new in a global economy. Now they are left in the dust, and they are not the top dogs, anymore, and they can’t slap their women and kids around, they can’t tell racists jokes, they basically can’t be the schlubs that they used to be. Boo freaking hoo. They need to put on some big boy panties and recognize that they don’t rule the country, anymore. We have come to far to go back to the fake “Ozzie and Harriett” nonsense.
Baruch Zeichner
This woman’s idiocy is boundless. She’s a great buffoon, the court jester, only nasty.
Adrian M. Kleinbergen
Why is anyone listening to what Palin is saying? (beyond the humour quotient, I mean? )
Denise Beckfield
Granted, this is a satirical site — yet, given Sarah Palin, one could well imagine her saying these things!
Deborah Hopkins
This must be satire, she’s too dumb to string a complete thought together
Deborah Hopkins
This must be satire, she’s too dumb to string a complete thought together
Mike Maricle
What a CUNT
Mubarik Ali
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