“Frankly,” King continued, “I suspect that this phrase was invented by the left just to make me look bad, somehow.”
“But Ebola is really scary, so we hope everyone else will wrap it up and quit making babies for a while.”
“If ‘smart’ means even the slightest restriction or inconvenience, we at the NRA will side with dumb every time,” LaPierre added.
“Yeah, he talks too much maybe, but I thought, ‘Heck, this is America—he’ll fit right in.’”
“I didn’t want to embarrass them with this, but they kept pressing the issue,” Brennan said. “But I guess I shouldn’t blame them. They’re way too stupid to understand the consequences of their actions.”
“We thought, ‘What Palestine needs right now is a little shove in the direction of green energy.’ We know they’ll thank us soon enough.”
“I’ve always felt we were kindred spirits. I, too, recently used a superlaser to destroy peaceful planet.”
“Plus, do we really want to give kids that incentive?” he continued. “I’ve seen kids get jumped for $200 Beats. Do you know how many pairs of headphones you can buy with $26 billion?”