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Bachmann Claims She Was Pressured Into Lesbian Relationship

  • March 12, 2014
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WASHINGTON — Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) today tearfully held a press conference where she claimed LGBT activists pressured her into a sexual relationship with another woman against her will.

“The gays have had their sights set on me for quite a while,” she said through tears. “And last week, they got me.”

She said the pressure mounted after Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer vetoed SB 1062 last month. The bill would have allowed business to refuse service to gay people in the name of religious freedom. She claimed the veto illustrated how LGBT activists have “bullied” voters and politicians. “The gay community, they have so bullied the American people, and they’ve so intimidated politicians. The politicians fear them, so that they think they get to dictate the agenda everywhere,” she said. “And they’re not happy with gaining rights. Oh no, they are determined to make us all try the gay, if only for one night.”

According to Bachmann, when news of Brewer’s veto reached her office, a number of gay individuals set up vigil outside, chanting loudly and taunting the conservative politician. “They called me names and said I wasn’t a real woman until I’d had intimate relations with someone of my own gender,” she claimed. “I simply couldn’t take the abuse any more, so I allowed one of the gentler-looking women outside my door to enter my office and then… God help me, I just wanted them to stop calling me names.

“If only [Jan] Brewer hadn’t vetoed that bill,” she added.

Bachmann hopes that by coming out with her story, she’ll empower others to step forward and admit to being bullied by gay people. “I believe that tolerance is a two-way street and we need to respect everyone’s rights,” Bachmann said. “Right now, there’s a terrible intolerance afoot in the United States, and it’s against people who hold sincerely held religious beliefs that gay people are less than human and should be shunned.

“A true democracy would let people openly discriminate against gay people if they want to, not force them into sexual relationships they neither want nor fully understand.”

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64 comments
  1. Mike Fletcher says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    This bitch is certifiably crazy. How dare this deranged idiot insult people’s intelligence like this.It’s obvious that she and her husband are closet cases. She doesn’t belong in politics. She belongs in a laboratory being studied. Fake ass looney toon!!!!!

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  2. Ginger Martinez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Only assuming this is satire. Good job. Laughed so hard I really had tears rolling.

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  3. Gwendolyn Holden Barry says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    It has to be a joke… still, I’m laughing so hard……

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  4. Elaine Cantalupo says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    No self-respecting lesbian would ever get near Batshit crazy Bachmann. None, Nada.
    Who knows what kind of disease this ignorant woman has? She is so desperate for attention that one has to believe her own husband won’t touch her. So now she’s after lesbians. They’d kick her lying ass right to the gutter.

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  5. William P. Homans says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Satire. That’s what “Show facts” and “Hide facts” buttons above are there for, so none of you has to be concerned that it WASN’T satire, lololol….

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  6. Veronica Alleyne says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    I’m gonna be a little crass here & say, “I wish I could’ve been a fly on the wall when that chick made her pull out her own tongue & lick the pussy

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  7. Ellen Mahan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Folk I believe this piece with tongue and pen in cheek….

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  8. Richard Mayo says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Even funnier than the material are the people who don’t recognize satire.

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  9. Anonymous says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    What a LOAD of REPUBLICAN POOP ! Does she really think that in todays society people are going to fall for that. How desperate can she be. How vain must she be??????
    WHAT A LOAD !

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  10. Peter Tudosio says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    This has to be an Onion- like farse ,otherwise this moron is even dumber than I thought!~

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  11. Charles Almon says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Lucky for Michele, the poodle declined

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  12. Clarice King says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    BS. How was it Sarah?Maybe that is why you are so wack-a-doodle.Just come out of the closet! We don’t give a rats ass or toe nail about your sex life.

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  13. Lloyd 'Tony' Cope says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read. I know it’s satire. But it’s a good one.

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  14. Theresa Saunders-Priest says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    lets get some BIG fun and make fun of HOPE and CHANGE … just a few wars … and executive orders padded .. patriot act strengthened …. we are toast if you all keep fighting amnongst each other … vote them all out … green party …. dr suess party … any but a D or R

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  15. Theresa Saunders-Priest says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    but if jon stewart can tell the news so can any one in the name of fun … how about going after other journalist who stood by why JFK was killed … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdMbmdFOvTs

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  16. Ellen Collins says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    how dose someone make you gay by calling you names, if they stop calling you names are you still gay, people. people see her for who she is, Bachmann a twisted sister mentally

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  17. Trent Cooper says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    This can’t be a real story. It reads lime a porn scene.

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  18. Carolyn Corry says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Oh, ha, ha! Tell me you did not love it! If you were not attracted, no pressure would have worked?

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  19. Che Lopez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:13 am

    I can hear her now… “Carrie’s” Mom said AND I LIKE IT!

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  20. Pearl J. Mitchell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    MENTALLY DISTURBED.

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  21. Pearl J. Mitchell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    SHE’S LYING HER ASS OFF.

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  22. Marilyn Saxon says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    Satire at is’t finest. The truth though might be that of the lesbians I know, none of them would touch BAchman with a ten foot pole. Maybe with a ten foot taser though. 🙂 Have a funny day.

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  23. Mia de Roumanie says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    This woman is deranged. Good grief get rid of her.

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  24. Ian Cooke says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    What A Bunch Of BS! So They Pressured Her Into A Lesbian Tryst…With A Gentler Looking Woman! This is as about ttrue as the Texas Girl taking that shot and then being” Mentally retarded!”

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  25. Steve Hollar says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    What???? I agree there is an agenda going on and I’m just as sick as anyone with their in-your-face tactics, but, she was “pressured” into a lesbian relationship? Is she trying to say she had sex with the chick? Sorry Bachmann, you lost me on this one. If you can’t handle this, you should not be in public office.

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  26. Denise Pate says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:14 am

    How stupid does she think people are? If namecalling really bothered her, she wouldn’t have become a politician. If she can’t get real, could she at least get plausible?!

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  27. Al Hawkins says:
    July 22, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    If she wants us to feel sorry for her she failed.Dosen’t her husband ( the docker) get paid by the government to return the gays to “normal” Or is the story line here I gave head for the gipper?

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  28. Ruth Ross says:
    July 22, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    As my Grandma would say “She ain’t quite right”… Whoa..

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  29. Robert Meyers says:
    May 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    liar

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  30. Martin Harry says:
    May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    That anyone could read this and believe it to be true says far more than anything in the article itself.

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  31. Martin Harry says:
    May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    That anyone could read this and believe it to be true says far more than anything in the article itself.

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  32. John Paul says:
    May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Lol…funny stuff

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  33. John Paul says:
    May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Lol…funny stuff

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  34. Lori Gochee says:
    May 19, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Don’t flatter yourself Michelle BS Bachmann, no self-respecting lesbian would want anything to do with you…

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  35. Sally Bradley Zubyk says:
    May 19, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    OMG, she sounds even dumber than Sarah!

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  36. Steve Bull says:
    May 20, 2016 at 1:24 am

    she is full of crap, i think. she’s jerking peoples chains

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  37. Steve Bull says:
    May 20, 2016 at 1:24 am

    she is full of crap, i think. she’s jerking peoples chains

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  38. Mike De Fleuriot says:
    May 20, 2016 at 7:31 am

    Marcus is gay, he is not a woman!

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  39. Joel Veldheer says:
    May 20, 2016 at 7:51 am

    nobody wants sex with her; his is so much crap

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  40. Joel Veldheer says:
    May 20, 2016 at 7:51 am

    nobody wants sex with her; his is so much crap

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  41. David Knight says:
    May 20, 2016 at 10:44 am

    Here is the tip off that it is a total lie:

    “there’s a terrible intolerance afoot in the United States, and it’s against people who hold sincerely held religious beliefs that gay people are less than human and should be shunned.”

    Nobody thinks they are less than human. That is clearly a LGBT talking point they carelessly slipped in there.

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  42. David Knight says:
    May 20, 2016 at 10:44 am

    Here is the tip off that it is a total lie:

    “there’s a terrible intolerance afoot in the United States, and it’s against people who hold sincerely held religious beliefs that gay people are less than human and should be shunned.”

    Nobody thinks they are less than human. That is clearly a LGBT talking point they carelessly slipped in there.

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  43. Dave Adams says:
    May 20, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    Anyone here ever heard of satire? Geez.

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  44. Dave Adams says:
    May 20, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    Anyone here ever heard of satire? Geez.

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  45. James Hicks says:
    May 20, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    So she did this and I would bet someone was ready to spill the beans on her so she is doing this to try to get ahead of the story. I am going to pray the gay away now. By Bachmann you gay B—-

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  46. James Hicks says:
    May 20, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    So she did this and I would bet someone was ready to spill the beans on her so she is doing this to try to get ahead of the story. I am going to pray the gay away now. By Bachmann you gay B—-

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  47. Paul M Smith says:
    May 21, 2016 at 9:50 am

    This article is about David Nielson, its author. He is using the likes of Michelle Bachmann to made his point since she is the perfect shill for this. .In this satirical piece, he is pointing out the absurdities and the unbelieveable irrationalities of the anti-gay fear and loathing of the GOP and their outsized view of the power of being gay.

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  48. Paul M Smith says:
    May 21, 2016 at 9:50 am

    This article is about David Nielson, its author. He is using the likes of Michelle Bachmann to made his point since she is the perfect shill for this. .In this satirical piece, he is pointing out the absurdities and the unbelieveable irrationalities of the anti-gay fear and loathing of the GOP and their outsized view of the power of being gay.

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  49. Dee Frost says:
    May 21, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    She was in her office, why not call the cops ?

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  50. Dee Frost says:
    May 21, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    She was in her office, why not call the cops ?

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  51. Marcel Chenier says:
    May 21, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Is this satire?

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  52. Hal Sanders says:
    May 23, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    The commenters here are a bunch of idiots. They think Newslo is a genuine news site. We live in the most uninformed nation on earth.

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  53. Hal Sanders says:
    May 23, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    The commenters here are a bunch of idiots. They think Newslo is a genuine news site. We live in the most uninformed nation on earth.

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  54. Virginia Rae says:
    May 24, 2016 at 2:27 am

    Stupid lying wanker.
    Yeah we forced you to have a night with another woman by just teasing you.
    Are you such a weakling that this is all it took?
    I call bullshit on this.

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  55. Gene Cetrone says:
    May 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

    (R) credo: ” Never take responsibility for your own behavior. Always find somebody else to blame.” (Even if deflecting the blame is stupid and insane !)

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  56. Gene Cetrone says:
    May 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

    (R) credo: ” Never take responsibility for your own behavior. Always find somebody else to blame.” (Even if deflecting the blame is stupid and insane !)

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  57. Gene Cetrone says:
    May 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Maybe she should sign up for her husband’s “Pray the Gay Away” classes ?

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  58. Gene Cetrone says:
    May 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Maybe she should sign up for her husband’s “Pray the Gay Away” classes ?

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  59. John N S Macleod says:
    May 26, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Well, if she can be pressured into a lesbian relationship (which I doubt)….then she certainly has no place in politics. She can’t stand her ground.

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  60. John N S Macleod says:
    May 26, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Well, if she can be pressured into a lesbian relationship (which I doubt)….then she certainly has no place in politics. She can’t stand her ground.

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  61. Jerry Bierens says:
    May 26, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Newslo is a satire site. She is almost crazy enough to have said this anyway….

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  62. Jerry Bierens says:
    May 26, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Newslo is a satire site. She is almost crazy enough to have said this anyway….

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  63. Rod Garrett says:
    May 26, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Well, everyone on earth, knows her husband is gay.

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  64. Rod Garrett says:
    May 26, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Well, everyone on earth, knows her husband is gay.

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