It has become painfully obvious that the Republican Party in Texas is not a fan of the uterus. Everybody got that loud and clear. However, it now seems that some in the Republican Party are not fans of breasts, either. Longtime progressive champion and pro-lady advocate Rep. Jessica Farrar filed a bill that relates “to the promotion of breastfeeding and the prohibition against interference with or restriction of the right to breastfeed; providing a private cause of action for denial of this right.” The bill is intended to protect a woman’s right to breastfeed.
However, it would appear that Farrar’s bill also managed to raise some flags with – surprisingly – women. Rep. Debbie Riddle requested that the bill be modified to contain some conditions that not all mothers are going to like. Namely, the modified bill states, among other things, that “only women who possess the breast size C-cup or smaller shall be allowed to breastfeed in public areas.” Asked to comment on the discriminatory clause in the bill, Riddle simply stated, “Nature knows what it’s doing.” She also added, “It’s for the greater good. We already have more than enough distractions when walking the streets, and we don’t need this one as well.”
Asked to elaborate, Riddle stated that “everybody knows what happens when a woman with a D-cup size breasts starts breastfeeding her child in the park or on the street. Everybody immediately stops and starts staring. And that situation is not good for the mother, as it makes her the object of lustful gazes, nor is it good for other people who happen to be present at that time. Men are generally the ones who ‘profit’ from such situations the most, at least until their wives or girlfriends notice that they’re staring. It’s just distracting.”
Riddle also added that “studies have shown that women with bigger breasts are not commonly associated with modest behavior.” “In other words, they know very well that they’re attracting attention, so they tend to do it intentionally. That has consequences for both them and anyone they’re attempting to influence. Imagine walking down the street with your husband or boyfriend and encountering a busty mom who happens to be breastfeeding her child while sitting on a bench. Do you really think any man would be able to look away? On the other hand, women who have a C-cup bra size or smaller are not that interesting, which means they’re not in danger of distracting any passers-by. That’s just common sense,” she argued.
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David Stansberry
I am a conservitive and religion but also a full blooded male. I can tell you no matter what size the breast is, when I see a mother nursing her child it is a beautiful wonder of nature and lust is far from my mind, so maybe I am getting the wrong benifit???? Gee do we really need this conversation, do we need governmental regulations? What next?? Breast police with scale in hand to guage for compliance?? Let’s get real..
Deirdre Grace
She has major jealousy and deep psychological issues..resign and get help..you clearly need it! What a hateful POS. AM ASHAMED you are a woman…your husband must pray for a way to leave you..stripeach
Candace Garrett
It’s all in the mind of the beholder.If your state if filled with lechers that’s a whole other issue to address
For the comfort of the woman breastfeeding a light cloth across your breast stops the ogling from the ignorant.Breastfeeding should be so common it doesn’t get a second glance..we aren’t there yet…but it has been improving from the seventies
Barbara B. Gill
THEN EVERY WOMAN ON THE BEACH who show their boobs need to be censored and stopped! This woman is JUST PLAIN NUTS! Kardashian and others run around plastering nudes, but a woman is a”distraction” when feeding her child!!!!
Carole Brown
Of course! My larger breasts have convinced me to engage in endless immodest and hedonistic behavior. Its almost like they have evil minds of their own. /sarcasm
We live in a world where people like this are allowed to operate cars and stoves. Terrifying.
Kaylynne Phillips
So, it is the mothers fault for having larger breasts that might cause someone to stare at her. Sounds like this is not the mothers problem and the problem of the person who stares.
I am beginning to believe that the Republican party truly does hate women.
Robert Kraatz
This bitch is ignorant. How did she get elected. People of any power in Texas should not be allowed to speak or think. It don’t work when Bush tryed thinking and speaking. Obviously it’s a trait common to the state.
Lawrence Liles
Glad to hear she was not re-elected. Even small women can be larger than a C-cup when engorged during lactation. No cop in his right mind would want to enforce this.
Julie Lebensmüde Geistmädchen Solace
Sounds like she’s simply jealous of women with large breasts.
Leah Davis
You fucking idiot you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that it’s bull shit that women have to hide themselves because men don’t have self control people need to teach their children that the body isn’t sexual and need to learn to respect each other
Michael Bush
So excatly how fo they plan to enforce this “Bill” if…..it passes? Will they have police measuring women’s breasts now to maintain compliance? How do these idiots keep getting elected………………………..
David Allnutt
Poor satire at that. Everyone knows lactating breasts can go up a number of sizes. Why do you people get so many idiots in power.
J.w. Hewett
If people stare, it shows their ignorance. While my babies were almost 11 pounds each, I tried always to have a bottle of milk or whatever was going on at the time as a relief, and I never nursed mine in public.. That was my choice and everyone mother should have her choice to do as she pleases!
Sheila Bowditch
What a ridiculous woman. It is a good job she is no longer an elected official if this is her mode of thought.
Paul R Tate Jr
Where do these morons come from? We have a lot more important issues that woman with large breast brest-feeding in public. She needs to get her head out of her ass.
Doug Collicott
Someone needs to tell these idiots to sit down and shut up when it comes to laws that govern the people. None of them have made anything worth following lately.a
Lauren Balk
With all the truly important problems around us, and THIS is what these dipshits choose to focus on.
Lissa Squiers
She isn’t a candidate anymore. She lost her primary a few weeks ago, so she will no longer be the State Rep. Unfortunately her opponent is crazier than her. Fortunately we have a Democratic candidate for that seat. Now people just need to vote in November.
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Carly Lehwald - ABC Family Becoming Us
WTF? This has to be a joke… seriously. WHAT ABOUT THE GOP IS REALLY ALL THAT LIKEABLE TO ANYONE? UGH! Gross… They even body shame themselves.
Janet Thompson
some of us can’t help it
Rachel Beckett
I have large breasts. Please lend me your baby so I can steal husbands.
Sue Tomlinson
ahh, I see it now. She doesn’t have any boobs of her own…
Larry Davi
oh I wish this was a joke. women have to put up with so much bullshit already.
Ken Wilson Jr
CLICK THE ‘SHOW FACTS’ BUTTON. the higlighted part is real, the rest is satire
George Harper
This dumb chick is living up to her hair color
Tony Santana
I wanna be the cop who gets to measure for compliance.
Amanda Rachels
The itty bitty titty committee is real!
Donald Slicer
Debbie Riddle will never have any chance of violating that law.
Steve Batts
Must be flat chested, and jealous!
Kevin Warns
A serious case of breast envy. Get a grip, lady…
Caron Valentine
We should have let em secede
Deborah Hilscher
Why? Wait, I know, she’s jealous because she’s flat chested!!
Cindee Phillips
This is obviously a jealous small breasted women who discriminates against larger breasted females
Wan Chi Lau
If this is satirical…then VERY funny.
Linda Covington Janes
This has to be a joke. No one could be that stupid.
Shel Trost
GOPers need to understand they may not legislate their personal disgust levels.
Marc Willis
Wait, did I click through to The Onion?
Jack Keyes
Riddle is so stupid she should not be allowed to be out in public.
Bruce Brown
I swear the legislators in Texas are complete idiots. I shudder to think about who elected them.
Bob Ó Conchobhair
Is this a April fools joke? From the Onion? nobody could possibly be this ignorant…
Dan Carlin
Enforcing this is going to be interesting.
Susan McCaskill
First of all the State of Texas already has a very well enforced law protecting the woman’s right to breastfeed their child in public. Another law is not needed.
Does Ms Riddle expect the cops to measure the breasts of nursing mothers? Everyone knows that a mother’s breasts get larger when they are nursing.
She sure is stupid for a Texan!!!
Tim Schlotter
is this the onion?
Nichol Miller
This can’t be real
Patricia Nicolais
No words. the worst kind of woman
Susan Bloom
said ity bitty titty woman
Kate Brown
Moronic
Patty Albro
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
Jennifer Hill Williams
Another ridiculous politician.
Erica Olivarez
Joleen. Texas…. :
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???
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Sol Garling-Squire
And then this article is followed by “Trending Offers and Articles” featuring women’s breasts as the persistent photographed subject. Taking a stance against the absurdity of women bothered while breast-feeding, and then ten or twelve ads that reduce the subject matter back to sexualization. Nice work.
Sol Garling-Squire
And then this article is followed by “Trending Offers and Articles” featuring women’s breasts as the persistent photographed subject. Taking a stance against the absurdity of women bothered while breast-feeding, and then ten or twelve ads that reduce the subject matter back to sexualization. Nice work.
Teresa Lindley
This is maddening. I hope it isn’t true. Discrimination based on cup size? You’ve got to be kidding me. And obviously, she has smaller breasts or she wouldn’t be so threatened by big bosomed women.
Teresa Lindley
This is maddening. I hope it isn’t true. Discrimination based on cup size? You’ve got to be kidding me. And obviously, she has smaller breasts or she wouldn’t be so threatened by big bosomed women.
Lamont Williams
This is satire, right? Right?
Lamont Williams
This is satire, right? Right?
Frank Ringhofer
On a happy note, she just lost her re-election bid earlier this month.
Frank Ringhofer
On a happy note, she just lost her re-election bid earlier this month.
Brandie Liggett
This is so ridiculous; I can’t even take it seriously. I don’t know if there is anything to the study that women with larger breasts are less modest, but there are plenty of smaller-breasted women who are equally flamboyant. Also, my breasts swelled to nearly twice their normal size while breastfeeding! All that milk does make them bigger. I breastfed in public constantly, and no one ever saw even a flash of skin, much less nipple, because I used a nursing cover or even a blanket in a pinch. The mother chooses how much to show regardless of breast size. Some women will use breastfeeding to show off their breasts, but if they aren’t breastfeeding, they’ll certainly find some other way to show them off!
Brandie Liggett
This is so ridiculous; I can’t even take it seriously. I don’t know if there is anything to the study that women with larger breasts are less modest, but there are plenty of smaller-breasted women who are equally flamboyant. Also, my breasts swelled to nearly twice their normal size while breastfeeding! All that milk does make them bigger. I breastfed in public constantly, and no one ever saw even a flash of skin, much less nipple, because I used a nursing cover or even a blanket in a pinch. The mother chooses how much to show regardless of breast size. Some women will use breastfeeding to show off their breasts, but if they aren’t breastfeeding, they’ll certainly find some other way to show them off!
Dale Pierce Tousley
I don’t even know where to begin…..first of all my husband would be the first to look away, he couldn’t look at me when I was breastfeeding! Secondly I don’t think many men are looking lustfully at breast feeding women unless they are really thirsty, sounds like this woman or maybe HER husband has problems with boobs in public, and lastly, when you are breast feeding, you automatically go up a couple of cup sizes so this C cup or less would basically eliminate everyone from breast feeding……I can’t believe this woman is an elected official!!!
Dale Pierce Tousley
I don’t even know where to begin…..first of all my husband would be the first to look away, he couldn’t look at me when I was breastfeeding! Secondly I don’t think many men are looking lustfully at breast feeding women unless they are really thirsty, sounds like this woman or maybe HER husband has problems with boobs in public, and lastly, when you are breast feeding, you automatically go up a couple of cup sizes so this C cup or less would basically eliminate everyone from breast feeding……I can’t believe this woman is an elected official!!!
Katt Wiliams
I am a g cup and tend to.send heads reeling but that’s because i tandem breastfeed. If you sre distracted in a sexual manner by a woman nursing her children, then you are the problem..not her. Not her cup size and not her actions.
Katt Wiliams
I am a g cup and tend to.send heads reeling but that’s because i tandem breastfeed. If you sre distracted in a sexual manner by a woman nursing her children, then you are the problem..not her. Not her cup size and not her actions.
Amanda LaBarge
Who the hell cares! I am bigger then a c cup and i nurse. Would i rather not have to cover up and make my baby and i sweat? Sure..but i do so others can chill out about it. Women have boobs..they see them everyday..if a man is lucky he’s seen a woman’s boob to lol..so what’s a little public boob?! Also, i was barely a B before babies..when you’re breastfeeding you get HUGE boobs..so is she banning pre baby c cups? Or post baby c cups? And who exactly is going to check my bra size to find out? Because the day any person tries is the day i go to prison…
Amanda LaBarge
Who the hell cares! I am bigger then a c cup and i nurse. Would i rather not have to cover up and make my baby and i sweat? Sure..but i do so others can chill out about it. Women have boobs..they see them everyday..if a man is lucky he’s seen a woman’s boob to lol..so what’s a little public boob?! Also, i was barely a B before babies..when you’re breastfeeding you get HUGE boobs..so is she banning pre baby c cups? Or post baby c cups? And who exactly is going to check my bra size to find out? Because the day any person tries is the day i go to prison…
Cee Montoya
Where to begin? She is flat chested, hahaha. And her hubby apparently is easily distracted? Hello, the primary reason we mammalians have BOOBS is so that our offspring can be FED. Hopefully, someday we will evolve past a point where the first focus is on your boobs, she gets the booby prize for this ridiculous proposal and the obvious lack of confidence in her own husband that inspired it. If your husband has eyes for nursing mothers? trade him in, he’s weird, hmmm nevermind, you should stay together, got lots in common, you’re both weird!
Cee Montoya
Where to begin? She is flat chested, hahaha. And her hubby apparently is easily distracted? Hello, the primary reason we mammalians have BOOBS is so that our offspring can be FED. Hopefully, someday we will evolve past a point where the first focus is on your boobs, she gets the booby prize for this ridiculous proposal and the obvious lack of confidence in her own husband that inspired it. If your husband has eyes for nursing mothers? trade him in, he’s weird, hmmm nevermind, you should stay together, got lots in common, you’re both weird!
John H. Watson
This women is an idiot, firstly she should know that you can’t tell one group it’s ok
while telling another it’s not ok. This is singling out and just like profiling it’s wrong! Secondly this is an affront to all
women, compounded by the fact that this
is one of their own. What was she thinking? In our schools they are teaching
our kids sex education including such things as oral sex. Breast feeding is nothing to be ashamed of and most women will cover themselves up. This is just one more case of Government overreach! What next our bedrooms patrolled.
John H. Watson
This women is an idiot, firstly she should know that you can’t tell one group it’s ok
while telling another it’s not ok. This is singling out and just like profiling it’s wrong! Secondly this is an affront to all
women, compounded by the fact that this
is one of their own. What was she thinking? In our schools they are teaching
our kids sex education including such things as oral sex. Breast feeding is nothing to be ashamed of and most women will cover themselves up. This is just one more case of Government overreach! What next our bedrooms patrolled.
David Stansberry
I am a conservitive and religion but also a full blooded male. I can tell you no matter what size the breast is, when I see a mother nursing her child it is a beautiful wonder of nature and lust is far from my mind, so maybe I am getting the wrong benifit???? Gee do we really need this conversation, do we need governmental regulations? What next?? Breast police with scale in hand to guage for compliance?? Let’s get real..
Ann DeVilbiss
This is the most rediculous thing I’ve heard. ..and from a woman no less. Did we forget what this is about? Nourishment for the baby. No matter what size your breasts are, all the baby cares about is that nipple and breastmilk. To make this wonderful, NATURAL part of nature somehow sexual is sick. Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you are a slut. My thoughts are this republican has small breasts and is taking it out on others.
Ann DeVilbiss
This is the most rediculous thing I’ve heard. ..and from a woman no less. Did we forget what this is about? Nourishment for the baby. No matter what size your breasts are, all the baby cares about is that nipple and breastmilk. To make this wonderful, NATURAL part of nature somehow sexual is sick. Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you are a slut. My thoughts are this republican has small breasts and is taking it out on others.
Joy Flavell
If this is for real then it’s totally stupid! ! ! And Texas is in big trouble if she’s in office or gets elected. And on the men look at D size breasts? Get real, men look at breasts of any size. What’s so awful or threatening about that? Is she upset that hers aren’t? SMH lol
Joy Flavell
If this is for real then it’s totally stupid! ! ! And Texas is in big trouble if she’s in office or gets elected. And on the men look at D size breasts? Get real, men look at breasts of any size. What’s so awful or threatening about that? Is she upset that hers aren’t? SMH lol
Beth Fishburn
So, we are responsible for the behavior of people who find our breasts distracting? It’s OUR problem? And women with large breasts not associated with modest behavior? Did we somehow time travel to Victorian England? She’s just jealous, I guess.
Beth Fishburn
So, we are responsible for the behavior of people who find our breasts distracting? It’s OUR problem? And women with large breasts not associated with modest behavior? Did we somehow time travel to Victorian England? She’s just jealous, I guess.
Deirdre Grace
She has major jealousy and deep psychological issues..resign and get help..you clearly need it! What a hateful POS. AM ASHAMED you are a woman…your husband must pray for a way to leave you..stripeach
Julie Spadola
Small breated women (like myself) when breastfeeding, the cup size can easily go from an A to a D. Happened to me. This lady is a disgrace and clearly doesn’t understand anatomy of the changing female body.
Julie Spadola
Small breated women (like myself) when breastfeeding, the cup size can easily go from an A to a D. Happened to me. This lady is a disgrace and clearly doesn’t understand anatomy of the changing female body.
Candace Garrett
It’s all in the mind of the beholder.If your state if filled with lechers that’s a whole other issue to address
For the comfort of the woman breastfeeding a light cloth across your breast stops the ogling from the ignorant.Breastfeeding should be so common it doesn’t get a second glance..we aren’t there yet…but it has been improving from the seventies
Coreen Edwards
Just sad that some people understand that breast feeding is a natural thing. However I don’t believe that women should “flop” their breasts out anywhere to feed. Use some modesty and cover yourself. My daughter used to find a quite spot, room, or just turn away from the public and nurse. Modesty for yourself and comfort for your child.
Coreen Edwards
Just sad that some people understand that breast feeding is a natural thing. However I don’t believe that women should “flop” their breasts out anywhere to feed. Use some modesty and cover yourself. My daughter used to find a quite spot, room, or just turn away from the public and nurse. Modesty for yourself and comfort for your child.
Tom Lockhart
says a female with small breasts. Apparently she (like most that complain about such things).. is worried her own man would be out stalking for exposed tits that he cannot find in his own bedroom.
Tom Lockhart
says a female with small breasts. Apparently she (like most that complain about such things).. is worried her own man would be out stalking for exposed tits that he cannot find in his own bedroom.
Johnny Nacho
I really want to think this is an April Fool’s joke but I really don’t think it is. This is hilariously sad in every way possible when you think about this lady actually is in the US Government to try and make decisions. This country is so screwed….
Johnny Nacho
I really want to think this is an April Fool’s joke but I really don’t think it is. This is hilariously sad in every way possible when you think about this lady actually is in the US Government to try and make decisions. This country is so screwed….
Barbara B. Gill
THEN EVERY WOMAN ON THE BEACH who show their boobs need to be censored and stopped! This woman is JUST PLAIN NUTS! Kardashian and others run around plastering nudes, but a woman is a”distraction” when feeding her child!!!!
Vincent Beers
Reduce oversexualization of breasts in general and you’ve solved this problem from a much better angle. Actually, wait. There is no problem. One is being made out of something natural.
Vincent Beers
Reduce oversexualization of breasts in general and you’ve solved this problem from a much better angle. Actually, wait. There is no problem. One is being made out of something natural.
Carole Brown
Of course! My larger breasts have convinced me to engage in endless immodest and hedonistic behavior. Its almost like they have evil minds of their own. /sarcasm
We live in a world where people like this are allowed to operate cars and stoves. Terrifying.
Toni Vian
Don’t these people know what breasts are intended for??? Also, breasts that may be a B before pregancy, can easily become a C, D etc. These people need to get a better attitude about the body. American society is abnormally obsessed with sex to the exclusion of healthy body image, and healthy a sexual outlook for that matter.
Toni Vian
Don’t these people know what breasts are intended for??? Also, breasts that may be a B before pregancy, can easily become a C, D etc. These people need to get a better attitude about the body. American society is abnormally obsessed with sex to the exclusion of healthy body image, and healthy a sexual outlook for that matter.
Ear Rigling
It’s April 1…I hope that’s the reason for this…Otherwise…all larger women..it’s not for you to feed your babies naturally. It’s to the bottle for ya…..You with the ample milk…stop immediatley and put formula into a bottle…plastic??/ along with the toxins!!! Yes,, large women…no more natural feeding for you…or your babies!!!!
Ear Rigling
It’s April 1…I hope that’s the reason for this…Otherwise…all larger women..it’s not for you to feed your babies naturally. It’s to the bottle for ya…..You with the ample milk…stop immediatley and put formula into a bottle…plastic??/ along with the toxins!!! Yes,, large women…no more natural feeding for you…or your babies!!!!
Kaylynne Phillips
So, it is the mothers fault for having larger breasts that might cause someone to stare at her. Sounds like this is not the mothers problem and the problem of the person who stares.
I am beginning to believe that the Republican party truly does hate women.
Richard Munn
Maybe women with big racks should wear djellabahs, hijabs, burquas and niquabs, – especially women with large eyes and flawless complexions. Modesty isn’t man’s work. Drag queens are distracting, also, as are tight fitting speedos on men with large genitals. We need comprehensive modesty legislation. Soon!
Richard Munn
Maybe women with big racks should wear djellabahs, hijabs, burquas and niquabs, – especially women with large eyes and flawless complexions. Modesty isn’t man’s work. Drag queens are distracting, also, as are tight fitting speedos on men with large genitals. We need comprehensive modesty legislation. Soon!
Robert Kraatz
This bitch is ignorant. How did she get elected. People of any power in Texas should not be allowed to speak or think. It don’t work when Bush tryed thinking and speaking. Obviously it’s a trait common to the state.
Dugan Mack
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
Dugan Mack
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
Lawrence Liles
Glad to hear she was not re-elected. Even small women can be larger than a C-cup when engorged during lactation. No cop in his right mind would want to enforce this.
Scott W. Sipple
I would like some more information on that study you mentioned Representative Riddle. Please include the names and addresses of the “studied” big breasted immodest women.
Scott W. Sipple
I would like some more information on that study you mentioned Representative Riddle. Please include the names and addresses of the “studied” big breasted immodest women.
Julie Lebensmüde Geistmädchen Solace
Sounds like she’s simply jealous of women with large breasts.
David Webb
Debby Riddle is whackied. You cannot legislate morality. And this law would be unenforceable…who is going to objectively determine if a breastfeeding mother is a C or D cup? More silly Republitard behavior…
David Webb
Debby Riddle is whackied. You cannot legislate morality. And this law would be unenforceable…who is going to objectively determine if a breastfeeding mother is a C or D cup? More silly Republitard behavior…
Rhonda Ghassabian
This is a joke, right? If not……………..Kiss my ass crazy lady, I feel certain you can wrap yourself in craziness and call it one of the funniest lame jokes around…………..call your piper, playboy, etc……..just plane crazy.righe, right, right!
Rhonda Ghassabian
This is a joke, right? If not……………..Kiss my ass crazy lady, I feel certain you can wrap yourself in craziness and call it one of the funniest lame jokes around…………..call your piper, playboy, etc……..just plane crazy.righe, right, right!
Leah Davis
You fucking idiot you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that it’s bull shit that women have to hide themselves because men don’t have self control people need to teach their children that the body isn’t sexual and need to learn to respect each other
Michael Bush
So excatly how fo they plan to enforce this “Bill” if…..it passes? Will they have police measuring women’s breasts now to maintain compliance? How do these idiots keep getting elected………………………..
Vera Newman
D-Cup stands for Democrat, those Republicans will try anything to starve potential future-voting democratic babies to death.
Vera Newman
D-Cup stands for Democrat, those Republicans will try anything to starve potential future-voting democratic babies to death.
Olive Camp
This is libel. Having a button that “shows your facts” doesn’t excuse using a positive bill to shit talk a politician (and Texas, and women). Garbage.
Olive Camp
This is libel. Having a button that “shows your facts” doesn’t excuse using a positive bill to shit talk a politician (and Texas, and women). Garbage.
Christina Bochnik Hermann
It’s not Spring Break you stupid bitch. Babies are being fed.
Studies have shown that women breastfeeding their children are breastfeeding their children.
Christina Bochnik Hermann
It’s not Spring Break you stupid bitch. Babies are being fed.
Studies have shown that women breastfeeding their children are breastfeeding their children.
Laureen Smith Sobin
This woman is a f***ing moron and should be required to turn in her lady parts. Who are the a$$hats that are voting for these people??????
Laureen Smith Sobin
This woman is a f***ing moron and should be required to turn in her lady parts. Who are the a$$hats that are voting for these people??????
David Allnutt
Poor satire at that. Everyone knows lactating breasts can go up a number of sizes. Why do you people get so many idiots in power.
Teri Donovan
I am wondering why Texas would need a law protecting breastfeeding since they already have one. “Tex. Health Code Ann. § 165.002 (1995): A mother is entitled to breast-feed her baby in any location in which the mother is authorized to be.”
Do they really have so much excess time and money that they are proposing bills for redundant laws….
Teri Donovan
I am wondering why Texas would need a law protecting breastfeeding since they already have one. “Tex. Health Code Ann. § 165.002 (1995): A mother is entitled to breast-feed her baby in any location in which the mother is authorized to be.”
Do they really have so much excess time and money that they are proposing bills for redundant laws….
Bob Carroll
How about we just let men wear really dark glasses so women can’t tell if they’re being looked at…………just a thought…:)
Bob Carroll
How about we just let men wear really dark glasses so women can’t tell if they’re being looked at…………just a thought…:)
J.w. Hewett
If people stare, it shows their ignorance. While my babies were almost 11 pounds each, I tried always to have a bottle of milk or whatever was going on at the time as a relief, and I never nursed mine in public.. That was my choice and everyone mother should have her choice to do as she pleases!
Nancy Drew
omg, I just read the article. Ms. Riddle has some deep seated psychological issues that should be dealt with over time.
Nancy Drew
omg, I just read the article. Ms. Riddle has some deep seated psychological issues that should be dealt with over time.
Diana Chastain
That’s a load of b.s. if I ever heard. I liken this to outlawing speedos for men with generous endowment. Like that is going to happen. As if men are incapable of controlling where their eyes go. It is simple. You see, you move on. Idiota!
Diana Chastain
That’s a load of b.s. if I ever heard. I liken this to outlawing speedos for men with generous endowment. Like that is going to happen. As if men are incapable of controlling where their eyes go. It is simple. You see, you move on. Idiota!
Neal McKenzie
This is same woman who want to kick out all the illegal immigrants, except of course her own farmhands and maid.
Neal McKenzie
This is same woman who want to kick out all the illegal immigrants, except of course her own farmhands and maid.
Johana Boschetti-Franca
she has a flat chest complex!!! Look at her! What is up with these politicians they get dumber by the second!
Johana Boschetti-Franca
she has a flat chest complex!!! Look at her! What is up with these politicians they get dumber by the second!
Sheila Bowditch
What a ridiculous woman. It is a good job she is no longer an elected official if this is her mode of thought.
Jennifer Hannon
So all celebrities larger than a C-cup are also banned from pasties and cleavage revealing attire correct?
Jennifer Hannon
So all celebrities larger than a C-cup are also banned from pasties and cleavage revealing attire correct?
Paul R Tate Jr
Where do these morons come from? We have a lot more important issues that woman with large breast brest-feeding in public. She needs to get her head out of her ass.
Lee Fowler
Wait, C cup sized breasts are not interesting?
Lee Fowler
Wait, C cup sized breasts are not interesting?
David McFarlin
I absolutely agree with her and I volunteer to join the Cup police. I will bring my own cup size gauges.
David McFarlin
I absolutely agree with her and I volunteer to join the Cup police. I will bring my own cup size gauges.
Eddie Ruggiano
Newslo is a Satirical Site…What Newslo writers are doing is making things up for the hell of it, then sitting back and laughing at anyone who is stupid enough to believe them! That’s Basically it in a nutshell!
Eddie Ruggiano
Newslo is a Satirical Site…What Newslo writers are doing is making things up for the hell of it, then sitting back and laughing at anyone who is stupid enough to believe them! That’s Basically it in a nutshell!
Doug Collicott
Someone needs to tell these idiots to sit down and shut up when it comes to laws that govern the people. None of them have made anything worth following lately.a
Samantha Grandprincess Hansen
what the fuck are you going to do? MEASURE HER FUCKING BREASTS you perverted bitch, you must be a lesbian.
Samantha Grandprincess Hansen
what the fuck are you going to do? MEASURE HER FUCKING BREASTS you perverted bitch, you must be a lesbian.
Frances Morey
This is creepy, citing “common sense”–this woman is blatently ill informed. All nursing mothers have larger breasts than when they are not pregnant or nursing.
Again enforcement is just as problematical as whether women should be punished for having an abortion. To all this blather I say consider the EQUAL PROTECTION PRINCIPLE.
Laws that cannot apply to both genders are not proper or acceptable when it comes to the law of the land. Any law that cannot apply to both genders equally shall not be considered or passed bu any lawmaking body..
Frances Morey
This is creepy, citing “common sense”–this woman is blatently ill informed. All nursing mothers have larger breasts than when they are not pregnant or nursing.
Again enforcement is just as problematical as whether women should be punished for having an abortion. To all this blather I say consider the EQUAL PROTECTION PRINCIPLE.
Laws that cannot apply to both genders are not proper or acceptable when it comes to the law of the land. Any law that cannot apply to both genders equally shall not be considered or passed bu any lawmaking body..
Victor Wiley
im TOTOTOTALLY into law breaking women!!! ( and NATURAL; no plastic skankbags such as DRUMPFs wife)
Victor Wiley
im TOTOTOTALLY into law breaking women!!! ( and NATURAL; no plastic skankbags such as DRUMPFs wife)
Jim Morris
Texas, you’ve done it again! Don’t know if it’s true but it is satire. Joseph Heller should be here today. He’d be laughing his ass off.
Jim Morris
Texas, you’ve done it again! Don’t know if it’s true but it is satire. Joseph Heller should be here today. He’d be laughing his ass off.
Lauren Balk
With all the truly important problems around us, and THIS is what these dipshits choose to focus on.
Lissa Squiers
She isn’t a candidate anymore. She lost her primary a few weeks ago, so she will no longer be the State Rep. Unfortunately her opponent is crazier than her. Fortunately we have a Democratic candidate for that seat. Now people just need to vote in November.
https://elections.texastribune.org/2016/primary-election-results/
George Carlin
It is scaring me that so many people are unable to tell the difference between satire and real news stories. We are doomed lol.
George Carlin
It is scaring me that so many people are unable to tell the difference between satire and real news stories. We are doomed lol.
Robin Peacock
it would be difficult to find a more stupid woman on the planet. I include Sarah Palin in that group.
Robin Peacock
it would be difficult to find a more stupid woman on the planet. I include Sarah Palin in that group.
Carly Lehwald - ABC Family Becoming Us
WTF? This has to be a joke… seriously. WHAT ABOUT THE GOP IS REALLY ALL THAT LIKEABLE TO ANYONE? UGH! Gross… They even body shame themselves.
Pam Wilson
Who’s gonna measure? Will Texas fund the “Boob” police?
Pam Wilson
Who’s gonna measure? Will Texas fund the “Boob” police?
Darya Kravitz
Spoken by the chairwoman of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”
Darya Kravitz
Spoken by the chairwoman of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”
Janet Thompson
some of us can’t help it
Susan Staneslow Olesen
‘Scuse me, you titless bitch? Jealous, much?
Susan Staneslow Olesen
‘Scuse me, you titless bitch? Jealous, much?
Rachel Beckett
I have large breasts. Please lend me your baby so I can steal husbands.
John Daniels
HOW STUPID ARE YOU? You flat chested hag ! Find a real concerne to work on and get a BRAIN.
John Daniels
HOW STUPID ARE YOU? You flat chested hag ! Find a real concerne to work on and get a BRAIN.
Jayme Kennedy
Just cause she doesnt have breasts! jealous much??
Jayme Kennedy
Just cause she doesnt have breasts! jealous much??
Dennis Bomberry
I believe only women with over a C cup should be allowed to breastfeed in public!!!
Dennis Bomberry
I believe only women with over a C cup should be allowed to breastfeed in public!!!
Sue Tomlinson
ahh, I see it now. She doesn’t have any boobs of her own…
Skip Babbitt
Coming from a flat chested A- cup woman this probably makes sense.
Skip Babbitt
Coming from a flat chested A- cup woman this probably makes sense.
Diane Szymanski Mariani
Another shit for brains republican
Diane Szymanski Mariani
Another shit for brains republican
Larry Davi
oh I wish this was a joke. women have to put up with so much bullshit already.
Daniel Brock
C-Cups are not that interesting? Really?
Studies have shown that blonde women are not commonly associated with intellegent behavior.
Daniel Brock
C-Cups are not that interesting? Really?
Studies have shown that blonde women are not commonly associated with intellegent behavior.
Ken Wilson Jr
CLICK THE ‘SHOW FACTS’ BUTTON. the higlighted part is real, the rest is satire
Richard Price
Please disband, Republican Party…you are embarrassing the country…
Richard Price
Please disband, Republican Party…you are embarrassing the country…
George Harper
This dumb chick is living up to her hair color
Tony Santana
I wanna be the cop who gets to measure for compliance.
Karen Thompkins
The bill in question died in 2013 before it could ever come to a vote. Interesting how you bring up 3 year old information and make it sound current.
Karen Thompkins
The bill in question died in 2013 before it could ever come to a vote. Interesting how you bring up 3 year old information and make it sound current.
Jessika Kaydia Victoria Hamilton
This cannot be real, how can anyone be this stupid in 2016? I just…can’t.
Jessika Kaydia Victoria Hamilton
This cannot be real, how can anyone be this stupid in 2016? I just…can’t.
Mark Tinney
Who’s going to do the measuring?
Mark Tinney
Who’s going to do the measuring?
Amanda Rachels
The itty bitty titty committee is real!
Marlene Tiede
Sounds like Ms. Riddle has little tittie syndrome…..
Marlene Tiede
Sounds like Ms. Riddle has little tittie syndrome…..
Donald Slicer
Debbie Riddle will never have any chance of violating that law.
Steve Batts
Must be flat chested, and jealous!
Amber Boyt
You are a wench. Big breasted women are more likely to be immodest. Puh
Amber Boyt
You are a wench. Big breasted women are more likely to be immodest. Puh
Joe Tyttinger
How do the morons like this get elected to office?
Joe Tyttinger
How do the morons like this get elected to office?
Ken Perrin
What a freak! Let people live their lives.
Ken Perrin
What a freak! Let people live their lives.
Jackie Smollar
This is a joke, right?
Jackie Smollar
This is a joke, right?
Kari Ahokas
Probably has her brain and boobs about the same size, a raisin
Kari Ahokas
Probably has her brain and boobs about the same size, a raisin
Kevin Warns
A serious case of breast envy. Get a grip, lady…
Siamak Yazdanfar
Damn, I can’t pee in public restrooms anymore.
Siamak Yazdanfar
Damn, I can’t pee in public restrooms anymore.
Caron Valentine
We should have let em secede
Deborah Hilscher
Why? Wait, I know, she’s jealous because she’s flat chested!!
Doug McLean
Yes it’s satire. Very worrying, though, that it’s so believable…
Doug McLean
Yes it’s satire. Very worrying, though, that it’s so believable…
Sierra Rayne Heindel
this is super missandrist and slut shamy and i dont like this
Sierra Rayne Heindel
this is super missandrist and slut shamy and i dont like this
Cindee Phillips
This is obviously a jealous small breasted women who discriminates against larger breasted females
Rich VanDrew
Another self inflicted and totally unnessary controversy. How stupid is this?
Rich VanDrew
Another self inflicted and totally unnessary controversy. How stupid is this?
Wan Chi Lau
If this is satirical…then VERY funny.
Tom Reid
What a fecking cupid stunt.
Tom Reid
What a fecking cupid stunt.
Scott Hart
Things like this are why we are failing as a species. Extinction is certain.
Scott Hart
Things like this are why we are failing as a species. Extinction is certain.
Linda Covington Janes
This has to be a joke. No one could be that stupid.
Ashley Kobza
THIS IS SATIRE MORONS – try clicking the “SHOW FACTS” button at the top…geez – SHEEP – criticize Texans all you want but most of us are smart enough to fact check before freaking out about an obviously satirical idiotic article…
Ashley Kobza
THIS IS SATIRE MORONS – try clicking the “SHOW FACTS” button at the top…geez – SHEEP – criticize Texans all you want but most of us are smart enough to fact check before freaking out about an obviously satirical idiotic article…
Michael Dimino
She actually said those words?
Michael Dimino
She actually said those words?
Shel Trost
GOPers need to understand they may not legislate their personal disgust levels.
Marc Willis
Wait, did I click through to The Onion?
Debra D J Wagner
how dare she make such a blatantly rude and incorrect statement! has she not seen Miley Cyrus??
Debra D J Wagner
how dare she make such a blatantly rude and incorrect statement! has she not seen Miley Cyrus??
Jack Keyes
Riddle is so stupid she should not be allowed to be out in public.
Joel Palmer
512) 463-0572 Debbie Riddle’s phone number; please call her office if you want to tell her what you think of her amendment for women “whose cup size is C or larger”
Joel Palmer
512) 463-0572 Debbie Riddle’s phone number; please call her office if you want to tell her what you think of her amendment for women “whose cup size is C or larger”
Mic Jennings
Feeding a child for attention?
Mic Jennings
Feeding a child for attention?
Gloria L. Myers
you will notice ..she looks flat.
Gloria L. Myers
you will notice ..she looks flat.
Bruce Brown
I swear the legislators in Texas are complete idiots. I shudder to think about who elected them.
Occupy Democrats Parody
Holy Hell… she might be dumber than a Democrat!
Occupy Democrats Parody
Holy Hell… she might be dumber than a Democrat!
Bob Ó Conchobhair
Is this a April fools joke? From the Onion? nobody could possibly be this ignorant…
Bobby McLemore
she’s just a jealous bitch with little titties
Bobby McLemore
she’s just a jealous bitch with little titties
Marty Burch
DUMB BLONDE would be an upgrade for her and its sad to think she has kids
Marty Burch
DUMB BLONDE would be an upgrade for her and its sad to think she has kids
Sandy Nelson
This isn’t a real statement, is it?
Sandy Nelson
This isn’t a real statement, is it?
Dan Carlin
Enforcing this is going to be interesting.
Susan McCaskill
First of all the State of Texas already has a very well enforced law protecting the woman’s right to breastfeed their child in public. Another law is not needed.
Does Ms Riddle expect the cops to measure the breasts of nursing mothers? Everyone knows that a mother’s breasts get larger when they are nursing.
She sure is stupid for a Texan!!!
Rebecca Morrison
PLEASE tell me this is satire (albiet in bad taste) ….otherwise… WT ACTUAL F? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Rebecca Morrison
PLEASE tell me this is satire (albiet in bad taste) ….otherwise… WT ACTUAL F? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
William C. Hardy
Priceless. I love it!
Kari Wilson-Romberger
Sounds like someoen has tit envy….
Tim Schlotter
is this the onion?
Nichol Miller
This can’t be real
Leann Richardson
Serious mental help need here!
Leann Richardson
Serious mental help need here!
Patricia Nicolais
No words. the worst kind of woman
Nancy Drew
Who’s going to measure?
Nancy Drew
Who’s going to measure?
Dennis Bomberry
BITCH!!!
Dennis Bomberry
BITCH!!!
Susan Bloom
said ity bitty titty woman
Mariah Fox-Andrews
NO ONE WANTS you around
Mariah Fox-Andrews
NO ONE WANTS you around
Lisa Braun McGuire
You’ve GOT to be kidding????
Lisa Braun McGuire
You’ve GOT to be kidding????
Shirley Mills
Obviously she is about a 12aa cup size
Shirley Mills
Obviously she is about a 12aa cup size
Gayle Hariu
What a stupid bitch.
Gayle Hariu
What a stupid bitch.
Rob Howland
She must have a small pair.
Rob Howland
She must have a small pair.
Aimee Hoffman
Unbelievable…. Wtf…
Aimee Hoffman
Unbelievable…. Wtf…
José Luiz Sarmento Ferreira
Just jealous.
José Luiz Sarmento Ferreira
Just jealous.
Bobby Woodlawn
Google “equal protection”
Bobby Woodlawn
Google “equal protection”
Richard D. Cameron
Texas, right?!
Richard D. Cameron
Texas, right?!
Kate Brown
Moronic
Janet Brooker
Debbie Riddle is an idiot.
Janet Brooker
Debbie Riddle is an idiot.
Patty Albro
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
Michèle Bersillon
Got to be satire. . . at least I HOPE it is.
Michèle Bersillon
Got to be satire. . . at least I HOPE it is.
Jennifer Hill Williams
Another ridiculous politician.
Serene Arena
http://www.house.state.tx.us/members/member-page/?district=150
Serene Arena
http://www.house.state.tx.us/members/member-page/?district=150
Erica Olivarez
Joleen. Texas…. :
Kimberley Biggs
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha no tits satire.
Kimberley Biggs
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha no tits satire.
James Kennedy
???
Virginia Arsenault
Idiot.
Virginia Arsenault
Idiot.
Joan Torres
Debbie Riddle’s FB page is here: https://www.facebook.com/debbie.riddle.756 Can she really be this stupid? #StopTheRiddler
Joan Torres
Debbie Riddle’s FB page is here: https://www.facebook.com/debbie.riddle.756 Can she really be this stupid? #StopTheRiddler
Kelly Dyson
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Gary S. Collins
Perhaps Riddle’s husband has a vision problem.
Gary S. Collins
Perhaps Riddle’s husband has a vision problem.
David Anthony Neal
Texas.
Crystal Ariana
Jealous Much? How about all of them be modest.
Joseph Ahner
This is actually dumber than anything Trump, Clinton, or even Sanders managed to come up with. Holy shit.
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