It has become painfully obvious that the Republican Party in Texas is not a fan of the uterus. Everybody got that loud and clear. However, it now seems that some in the Republican Party are not fans of breasts, either. Longtime progressive champion and pro-lady advocate Rep. Jessica Farrar filed a bill that relates “to the promotion of breastfeeding and the prohibition against interference with or restriction of the right to breastfeed; providing a private cause of action for denial of this right.” The bill is intended to protect a woman’s right to breastfeed.
However, it would appear that Farrar’s bill also managed to raise some flags with – surprisingly – women. Rep. Debbie Riddle requested that the bill be modified to contain some conditions that not all mothers are going to like. Namely, the modified bill states, among other things, that “only women who possess the breast size C-cup or smaller shall be allowed to breastfeed in public areas.” Asked to comment on the discriminatory clause in the bill, Riddle simply stated, “Nature knows what it’s doing.” She also added, “It’s for the greater good. We already have more than enough distractions when walking the streets, and we don’t need this one as well.”
Asked to elaborate, Riddle stated that “everybody knows what happens when a woman with a D-cup size breasts starts breastfeeding her child in the park or on the street. Everybody immediately stops and starts staring. And that situation is not good for the mother, as it makes her the object of lustful gazes, nor is it good for other people who happen to be present at that time. Men are generally the ones who ‘profit’ from such situations the most, at least until their wives or girlfriends notice that they’re staring. It’s just distracting.”
Riddle also added that “studies have shown that women with bigger breasts are not commonly associated with modest behavior.” “In other words, they know very well that they’re attracting attention, so they tend to do it intentionally. That has consequences for both them and anyone they’re attempting to influence. Imagine walking down the street with your husband or boyfriend and encountering a busty mom who happens to be breastfeeding her child while sitting on a bench. Do you really think any man would be able to look away? On the other hand, women who have a C-cup bra size or smaller are not that interesting, which means they’re not in danger of distracting any passers-by. That’s just common sense,” she argued.
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I am a conservitive and religion but also a full blooded male. I can tell you no matter what size the breast is, when I see a mother nursing her child it is a beautiful wonder of nature and lust is far from my mind, so maybe I am getting the wrong benifit???? Gee do we really need this conversation, do we need governmental regulations? What next?? Breast police with scale in hand to guage for compliance?? Let’s get real..
She has major jealousy and deep psychological issues..resign and get help..you clearly need it! What a hateful POS. AM ASHAMED you are a woman…your husband must pray for a way to leave you..stripeach
It’s all in the mind of the beholder.If your state if filled with lechers that’s a whole other issue to address
For the comfort of the woman breastfeeding a light cloth across your breast stops the ogling from the ignorant.Breastfeeding should be so common it doesn’t get a second glance..we aren’t there yet…but it has been improving from the seventies
THEN EVERY WOMAN ON THE BEACH who show their boobs need to be censored and stopped! This woman is JUST PLAIN NUTS! Kardashian and others run around plastering nudes, but a woman is a”distraction” when feeding her child!!!!
Of course! My larger breasts have convinced me to engage in endless immodest and hedonistic behavior. Its almost like they have evil minds of their own. /sarcasm
We live in a world where people like this are allowed to operate cars and stoves. Terrifying.
So, it is the mothers fault for having larger breasts that might cause someone to stare at her. Sounds like this is not the mothers problem and the problem of the person who stares.
I am beginning to believe that the Republican party truly does hate women.
This bitch is ignorant. How did she get elected. People of any power in Texas should not be allowed to speak or think. It don’t work when Bush tryed thinking and speaking. Obviously it’s a trait common to the state.
Glad to hear she was not re-elected. Even small women can be larger than a C-cup when engorged during lactation. No cop in his right mind would want to enforce this.
Sounds like she’s simply jealous of women with large breasts.
You fucking idiot you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that it’s bull shit that women have to hide themselves because men don’t have self control people need to teach their children that the body isn’t sexual and need to learn to respect each other
So excatly how fo they plan to enforce this “Bill” if…..it passes? Will they have police measuring women’s breasts now to maintain compliance? How do these idiots keep getting elected………………………..
Poor satire at that. Everyone knows lactating breasts can go up a number of sizes. Why do you people get so many idiots in power.
If people stare, it shows their ignorance. While my babies were almost 11 pounds each, I tried always to have a bottle of milk or whatever was going on at the time as a relief, and I never nursed mine in public.. That was my choice and everyone mother should have her choice to do as she pleases!
What a ridiculous woman. It is a good job she is no longer an elected official if this is her mode of thought.
Where do these morons come from? We have a lot more important issues that woman with large breast brest-feeding in public. She needs to get her head out of her ass.
Someone needs to tell these idiots to sit down and shut up when it comes to laws that govern the people. None of them have made anything worth following lately.a
With all the truly important problems around us, and THIS is what these dipshits choose to focus on.
She isn’t a candidate anymore. She lost her primary a few weeks ago, so she will no longer be the State Rep. Unfortunately her opponent is crazier than her. Fortunately we have a Democratic candidate for that seat. Now people just need to vote in November.
https://elections.texastribune.org/2016/primary-election-results/
WTF? This has to be a joke… seriously. WHAT ABOUT THE GOP IS REALLY ALL THAT LIKEABLE TO ANYONE? UGH! Gross… They even body shame themselves.
some of us can’t help it
I have large breasts. Please lend me your baby so I can steal husbands.
ahh, I see it now. She doesn’t have any boobs of her own…
oh I wish this was a joke. women have to put up with so much bullshit already.
CLICK THE ‘SHOW FACTS’ BUTTON. the higlighted part is real, the rest is satire
This dumb chick is living up to her hair color
I wanna be the cop who gets to measure for compliance.
The itty bitty titty committee is real!
Debbie Riddle will never have any chance of violating that law.
Must be flat chested, and jealous!
A serious case of breast envy. Get a grip, lady…
We should have let em secede
Why? Wait, I know, she’s jealous because she’s flat chested!!
This is obviously a jealous small breasted women who discriminates against larger breasted females
If this is satirical…then VERY funny.
This has to be a joke. No one could be that stupid.
GOPers need to understand they may not legislate their personal disgust levels.
Wait, did I click through to The Onion?
Riddle is so stupid she should not be allowed to be out in public.
I swear the legislators in Texas are complete idiots. I shudder to think about who elected them.
Is this a April fools joke? From the Onion? nobody could possibly be this ignorant…
Enforcing this is going to be interesting.
First of all the State of Texas already has a very well enforced law protecting the woman’s right to breastfeed their child in public. Another law is not needed.
Does Ms Riddle expect the cops to measure the breasts of nursing mothers? Everyone knows that a mother’s breasts get larger when they are nursing.
She sure is stupid for a Texan!!!
is this the onion?
This can’t be real
No words. the worst kind of woman
said ity bitty titty woman
Moronic
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
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And then this article is followed by “Trending Offers and Articles” featuring women’s breasts as the persistent photographed subject. Taking a stance against the absurdity of women bothered while breast-feeding, and then ten or twelve ads that reduce the subject matter back to sexualization. Nice work.
And then this article is followed by “Trending Offers and Articles” featuring women’s breasts as the persistent photographed subject. Taking a stance against the absurdity of women bothered while breast-feeding, and then ten or twelve ads that reduce the subject matter back to sexualization. Nice work.
This is maddening. I hope it isn’t true. Discrimination based on cup size? You’ve got to be kidding me. And obviously, she has smaller breasts or she wouldn’t be so threatened by big bosomed women.
This is maddening. I hope it isn’t true. Discrimination based on cup size? You’ve got to be kidding me. And obviously, she has smaller breasts or she wouldn’t be so threatened by big bosomed women.
This is satire, right? Right?
This is satire, right? Right?
On a happy note, she just lost her re-election bid earlier this month.
On a happy note, she just lost her re-election bid earlier this month.
This is so ridiculous; I can’t even take it seriously. I don’t know if there is anything to the study that women with larger breasts are less modest, but there are plenty of smaller-breasted women who are equally flamboyant. Also, my breasts swelled to nearly twice their normal size while breastfeeding! All that milk does make them bigger. I breastfed in public constantly, and no one ever saw even a flash of skin, much less nipple, because I used a nursing cover or even a blanket in a pinch. The mother chooses how much to show regardless of breast size. Some women will use breastfeeding to show off their breasts, but if they aren’t breastfeeding, they’ll certainly find some other way to show them off!
This is so ridiculous; I can’t even take it seriously. I don’t know if there is anything to the study that women with larger breasts are less modest, but there are plenty of smaller-breasted women who are equally flamboyant. Also, my breasts swelled to nearly twice their normal size while breastfeeding! All that milk does make them bigger. I breastfed in public constantly, and no one ever saw even a flash of skin, much less nipple, because I used a nursing cover or even a blanket in a pinch. The mother chooses how much to show regardless of breast size. Some women will use breastfeeding to show off their breasts, but if they aren’t breastfeeding, they’ll certainly find some other way to show them off!
I don’t even know where to begin…..first of all my husband would be the first to look away, he couldn’t look at me when I was breastfeeding! Secondly I don’t think many men are looking lustfully at breast feeding women unless they are really thirsty, sounds like this woman or maybe HER husband has problems with boobs in public, and lastly, when you are breast feeding, you automatically go up a couple of cup sizes so this C cup or less would basically eliminate everyone from breast feeding……I can’t believe this woman is an elected official!!!
I don’t even know where to begin…..first of all my husband would be the first to look away, he couldn’t look at me when I was breastfeeding! Secondly I don’t think many men are looking lustfully at breast feeding women unless they are really thirsty, sounds like this woman or maybe HER husband has problems with boobs in public, and lastly, when you are breast feeding, you automatically go up a couple of cup sizes so this C cup or less would basically eliminate everyone from breast feeding……I can’t believe this woman is an elected official!!!
I am a g cup and tend to.send heads reeling but that’s because i tandem breastfeed. If you sre distracted in a sexual manner by a woman nursing her children, then you are the problem..not her. Not her cup size and not her actions.
I am a g cup and tend to.send heads reeling but that’s because i tandem breastfeed. If you sre distracted in a sexual manner by a woman nursing her children, then you are the problem..not her. Not her cup size and not her actions.
Who the hell cares! I am bigger then a c cup and i nurse. Would i rather not have to cover up and make my baby and i sweat? Sure..but i do so others can chill out about it. Women have boobs..they see them everyday..if a man is lucky he’s seen a woman’s boob to lol..so what’s a little public boob?! Also, i was barely a B before babies..when you’re breastfeeding you get HUGE boobs..so is she banning pre baby c cups? Or post baby c cups? And who exactly is going to check my bra size to find out? Because the day any person tries is the day i go to prison…
Who the hell cares! I am bigger then a c cup and i nurse. Would i rather not have to cover up and make my baby and i sweat? Sure..but i do so others can chill out about it. Women have boobs..they see them everyday..if a man is lucky he’s seen a woman’s boob to lol..so what’s a little public boob?! Also, i was barely a B before babies..when you’re breastfeeding you get HUGE boobs..so is she banning pre baby c cups? Or post baby c cups? And who exactly is going to check my bra size to find out? Because the day any person tries is the day i go to prison…
Where to begin? She is flat chested, hahaha. And her hubby apparently is easily distracted? Hello, the primary reason we mammalians have BOOBS is so that our offspring can be FED. Hopefully, someday we will evolve past a point where the first focus is on your boobs, she gets the booby prize for this ridiculous proposal and the obvious lack of confidence in her own husband that inspired it. If your husband has eyes for nursing mothers? trade him in, he’s weird, hmmm nevermind, you should stay together, got lots in common, you’re both weird!
Where to begin? She is flat chested, hahaha. And her hubby apparently is easily distracted? Hello, the primary reason we mammalians have BOOBS is so that our offspring can be FED. Hopefully, someday we will evolve past a point where the first focus is on your boobs, she gets the booby prize for this ridiculous proposal and the obvious lack of confidence in her own husband that inspired it. If your husband has eyes for nursing mothers? trade him in, he’s weird, hmmm nevermind, you should stay together, got lots in common, you’re both weird!
This women is an idiot, firstly she should know that you can’t tell one group it’s ok
while telling another it’s not ok. This is singling out and just like profiling it’s wrong! Secondly this is an affront to all
women, compounded by the fact that this
is one of their own. What was she thinking? In our schools they are teaching
our kids sex education including such things as oral sex. Breast feeding is nothing to be ashamed of and most women will cover themselves up. This is just one more case of Government overreach! What next our bedrooms patrolled.
This women is an idiot, firstly she should know that you can’t tell one group it’s ok
while telling another it’s not ok. This is singling out and just like profiling it’s wrong! Secondly this is an affront to all
women, compounded by the fact that this
is one of their own. What was she thinking? In our schools they are teaching
our kids sex education including such things as oral sex. Breast feeding is nothing to be ashamed of and most women will cover themselves up. This is just one more case of Government overreach! What next our bedrooms patrolled.
I am a conservitive and religion but also a full blooded male. I can tell you no matter what size the breast is, when I see a mother nursing her child it is a beautiful wonder of nature and lust is far from my mind, so maybe I am getting the wrong benifit???? Gee do we really need this conversation, do we need governmental regulations? What next?? Breast police with scale in hand to guage for compliance?? Let’s get real..
This is the most rediculous thing I’ve heard. ..and from a woman no less. Did we forget what this is about? Nourishment for the baby. No matter what size your breasts are, all the baby cares about is that nipple and breastmilk. To make this wonderful, NATURAL part of nature somehow sexual is sick. Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you are a slut. My thoughts are this republican has small breasts and is taking it out on others.
This is the most rediculous thing I’ve heard. ..and from a woman no less. Did we forget what this is about? Nourishment for the baby. No matter what size your breasts are, all the baby cares about is that nipple and breastmilk. To make this wonderful, NATURAL part of nature somehow sexual is sick. Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you are a slut. My thoughts are this republican has small breasts and is taking it out on others.
If this is for real then it’s totally stupid! ! ! And Texas is in big trouble if she’s in office or gets elected. And on the men look at D size breasts? Get real, men look at breasts of any size. What’s so awful or threatening about that? Is she upset that hers aren’t? SMH lol
If this is for real then it’s totally stupid! ! ! And Texas is in big trouble if she’s in office or gets elected. And on the men look at D size breasts? Get real, men look at breasts of any size. What’s so awful or threatening about that? Is she upset that hers aren’t? SMH lol
So, we are responsible for the behavior of people who find our breasts distracting? It’s OUR problem? And women with large breasts not associated with modest behavior? Did we somehow time travel to Victorian England? She’s just jealous, I guess.
So, we are responsible for the behavior of people who find our breasts distracting? It’s OUR problem? And women with large breasts not associated with modest behavior? Did we somehow time travel to Victorian England? She’s just jealous, I guess.
She has major jealousy and deep psychological issues..resign and get help..you clearly need it! What a hateful POS. AM ASHAMED you are a woman…your husband must pray for a way to leave you..stripeach
Small breated women (like myself) when breastfeeding, the cup size can easily go from an A to a D. Happened to me. This lady is a disgrace and clearly doesn’t understand anatomy of the changing female body.
Small breated women (like myself) when breastfeeding, the cup size can easily go from an A to a D. Happened to me. This lady is a disgrace and clearly doesn’t understand anatomy of the changing female body.
It’s all in the mind of the beholder.If your state if filled with lechers that’s a whole other issue to address
For the comfort of the woman breastfeeding a light cloth across your breast stops the ogling from the ignorant.Breastfeeding should be so common it doesn’t get a second glance..we aren’t there yet…but it has been improving from the seventies
Just sad that some people understand that breast feeding is a natural thing. However I don’t believe that women should “flop” their breasts out anywhere to feed. Use some modesty and cover yourself. My daughter used to find a quite spot, room, or just turn away from the public and nurse. Modesty for yourself and comfort for your child.
Just sad that some people understand that breast feeding is a natural thing. However I don’t believe that women should “flop” their breasts out anywhere to feed. Use some modesty and cover yourself. My daughter used to find a quite spot, room, or just turn away from the public and nurse. Modesty for yourself and comfort for your child.
says a female with small breasts. Apparently she (like most that complain about such things).. is worried her own man would be out stalking for exposed tits that he cannot find in his own bedroom.
says a female with small breasts. Apparently she (like most that complain about such things).. is worried her own man would be out stalking for exposed tits that he cannot find in his own bedroom.
I really want to think this is an April Fool’s joke but I really don’t think it is. This is hilariously sad in every way possible when you think about this lady actually is in the US Government to try and make decisions. This country is so screwed….
I really want to think this is an April Fool’s joke but I really don’t think it is. This is hilariously sad in every way possible when you think about this lady actually is in the US Government to try and make decisions. This country is so screwed….
THEN EVERY WOMAN ON THE BEACH who show their boobs need to be censored and stopped! This woman is JUST PLAIN NUTS! Kardashian and others run around plastering nudes, but a woman is a”distraction” when feeding her child!!!!
Reduce oversexualization of breasts in general and you’ve solved this problem from a much better angle. Actually, wait. There is no problem. One is being made out of something natural.
Reduce oversexualization of breasts in general and you’ve solved this problem from a much better angle. Actually, wait. There is no problem. One is being made out of something natural.
Of course! My larger breasts have convinced me to engage in endless immodest and hedonistic behavior. Its almost like they have evil minds of their own. /sarcasm
We live in a world where people like this are allowed to operate cars and stoves. Terrifying.
Don’t these people know what breasts are intended for??? Also, breasts that may be a B before pregancy, can easily become a C, D etc. These people need to get a better attitude about the body. American society is abnormally obsessed with sex to the exclusion of healthy body image, and healthy a sexual outlook for that matter.
Don’t these people know what breasts are intended for??? Also, breasts that may be a B before pregancy, can easily become a C, D etc. These people need to get a better attitude about the body. American society is abnormally obsessed with sex to the exclusion of healthy body image, and healthy a sexual outlook for that matter.
It’s April 1…I hope that’s the reason for this…Otherwise…all larger women..it’s not for you to feed your babies naturally. It’s to the bottle for ya…..You with the ample milk…stop immediatley and put formula into a bottle…plastic??/ along with the toxins!!! Yes,, large women…no more natural feeding for you…or your babies!!!!
It’s April 1…I hope that’s the reason for this…Otherwise…all larger women..it’s not for you to feed your babies naturally. It’s to the bottle for ya…..You with the ample milk…stop immediatley and put formula into a bottle…plastic??/ along with the toxins!!! Yes,, large women…no more natural feeding for you…or your babies!!!!
So, it is the mothers fault for having larger breasts that might cause someone to stare at her. Sounds like this is not the mothers problem and the problem of the person who stares.
I am beginning to believe that the Republican party truly does hate women.
Maybe women with big racks should wear djellabahs, hijabs, burquas and niquabs, – especially women with large eyes and flawless complexions. Modesty isn’t man’s work. Drag queens are distracting, also, as are tight fitting speedos on men with large genitals. We need comprehensive modesty legislation. Soon!
Maybe women with big racks should wear djellabahs, hijabs, burquas and niquabs, – especially women with large eyes and flawless complexions. Modesty isn’t man’s work. Drag queens are distracting, also, as are tight fitting speedos on men with large genitals. We need comprehensive modesty legislation. Soon!
This bitch is ignorant. How did she get elected. People of any power in Texas should not be allowed to speak or think. It don’t work when Bush tryed thinking and speaking. Obviously it’s a trait common to the state.
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
Glad to hear she was not re-elected. Even small women can be larger than a C-cup when engorged during lactation. No cop in his right mind would want to enforce this.
I would like some more information on that study you mentioned Representative Riddle. Please include the names and addresses of the “studied” big breasted immodest women.
I would like some more information on that study you mentioned Representative Riddle. Please include the names and addresses of the “studied” big breasted immodest women.
Sounds like she’s simply jealous of women with large breasts.
Debby Riddle is whackied. You cannot legislate morality. And this law would be unenforceable…who is going to objectively determine if a breastfeeding mother is a C or D cup? More silly Republitard behavior…
Debby Riddle is whackied. You cannot legislate morality. And this law would be unenforceable…who is going to objectively determine if a breastfeeding mother is a C or D cup? More silly Republitard behavior…
This is a joke, right? If not……………..Kiss my ass crazy lady, I feel certain you can wrap yourself in craziness and call it one of the funniest lame jokes around…………..call your piper, playboy, etc……..just plane crazy.righe, right, right!
This is a joke, right? If not……………..Kiss my ass crazy lady, I feel certain you can wrap yourself in craziness and call it one of the funniest lame jokes around…………..call your piper, playboy, etc……..just plane crazy.righe, right, right!
You fucking idiot you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that it’s bull shit that women have to hide themselves because men don’t have self control people need to teach their children that the body isn’t sexual and need to learn to respect each other
So excatly how fo they plan to enforce this “Bill” if…..it passes? Will they have police measuring women’s breasts now to maintain compliance? How do these idiots keep getting elected………………………..
D-Cup stands for Democrat, those Republicans will try anything to starve potential future-voting democratic babies to death.
D-Cup stands for Democrat, those Republicans will try anything to starve potential future-voting democratic babies to death.
This is libel. Having a button that “shows your facts” doesn’t excuse using a positive bill to shit talk a politician (and Texas, and women). Garbage.
This is libel. Having a button that “shows your facts” doesn’t excuse using a positive bill to shit talk a politician (and Texas, and women). Garbage.
It’s not Spring Break you stupid bitch. Babies are being fed.
Studies have shown that women breastfeeding their children are breastfeeding their children.
It’s not Spring Break you stupid bitch. Babies are being fed.
Studies have shown that women breastfeeding their children are breastfeeding their children.
This woman is a f***ing moron and should be required to turn in her lady parts. Who are the a$$hats that are voting for these people??????
This woman is a f***ing moron and should be required to turn in her lady parts. Who are the a$$hats that are voting for these people??????
Poor satire at that. Everyone knows lactating breasts can go up a number of sizes. Why do you people get so many idiots in power.
I am wondering why Texas would need a law protecting breastfeeding since they already have one. “Tex. Health Code Ann. § 165.002 (1995): A mother is entitled to breast-feed her baby in any location in which the mother is authorized to be.”
Do they really have so much excess time and money that they are proposing bills for redundant laws….
I am wondering why Texas would need a law protecting breastfeeding since they already have one. “Tex. Health Code Ann. § 165.002 (1995): A mother is entitled to breast-feed her baby in any location in which the mother is authorized to be.”
Do they really have so much excess time and money that they are proposing bills for redundant laws….
How about we just let men wear really dark glasses so women can’t tell if they’re being looked at…………just a thought…:)
How about we just let men wear really dark glasses so women can’t tell if they’re being looked at…………just a thought…:)
If people stare, it shows their ignorance. While my babies were almost 11 pounds each, I tried always to have a bottle of milk or whatever was going on at the time as a relief, and I never nursed mine in public.. That was my choice and everyone mother should have her choice to do as she pleases!
omg, I just read the article. Ms. Riddle has some deep seated psychological issues that should be dealt with over time.
omg, I just read the article. Ms. Riddle has some deep seated psychological issues that should be dealt with over time.
That’s a load of b.s. if I ever heard. I liken this to outlawing speedos for men with generous endowment. Like that is going to happen. As if men are incapable of controlling where their eyes go. It is simple. You see, you move on. Idiota!
That’s a load of b.s. if I ever heard. I liken this to outlawing speedos for men with generous endowment. Like that is going to happen. As if men are incapable of controlling where their eyes go. It is simple. You see, you move on. Idiota!
This is same woman who want to kick out all the illegal immigrants, except of course her own farmhands and maid.
This is same woman who want to kick out all the illegal immigrants, except of course her own farmhands and maid.
she has a flat chest complex!!! Look at her! What is up with these politicians they get dumber by the second!
she has a flat chest complex!!! Look at her! What is up with these politicians they get dumber by the second!
What a ridiculous woman. It is a good job she is no longer an elected official if this is her mode of thought.
So all celebrities larger than a C-cup are also banned from pasties and cleavage revealing attire correct?
So all celebrities larger than a C-cup are also banned from pasties and cleavage revealing attire correct?
Where do these morons come from? We have a lot more important issues that woman with large breast brest-feeding in public. She needs to get her head out of her ass.
Wait, C cup sized breasts are not interesting?
Wait, C cup sized breasts are not interesting?
I absolutely agree with her and I volunteer to join the Cup police. I will bring my own cup size gauges.
I absolutely agree with her and I volunteer to join the Cup police. I will bring my own cup size gauges.
Newslo is a Satirical Site…What Newslo writers are doing is making things up for the hell of it, then sitting back and laughing at anyone who is stupid enough to believe them! That’s Basically it in a nutshell!
Newslo is a Satirical Site…What Newslo writers are doing is making things up for the hell of it, then sitting back and laughing at anyone who is stupid enough to believe them! That’s Basically it in a nutshell!
Someone needs to tell these idiots to sit down and shut up when it comes to laws that govern the people. None of them have made anything worth following lately.a
what the fuck are you going to do? MEASURE HER FUCKING BREASTS you perverted bitch, you must be a lesbian.
what the fuck are you going to do? MEASURE HER FUCKING BREASTS you perverted bitch, you must be a lesbian.
This is creepy, citing “common sense”–this woman is blatently ill informed. All nursing mothers have larger breasts than when they are not pregnant or nursing.
Again enforcement is just as problematical as whether women should be punished for having an abortion. To all this blather I say consider the EQUAL PROTECTION PRINCIPLE.
Laws that cannot apply to both genders are not proper or acceptable when it comes to the law of the land. Any law that cannot apply to both genders equally shall not be considered or passed bu any lawmaking body..
This is creepy, citing “common sense”–this woman is blatently ill informed. All nursing mothers have larger breasts than when they are not pregnant or nursing.
Again enforcement is just as problematical as whether women should be punished for having an abortion. To all this blather I say consider the EQUAL PROTECTION PRINCIPLE.
Laws that cannot apply to both genders are not proper or acceptable when it comes to the law of the land. Any law that cannot apply to both genders equally shall not be considered or passed bu any lawmaking body..
im TOTOTOTALLY into law breaking women!!! ( and NATURAL; no plastic skankbags such as DRUMPFs wife)
im TOTOTOTALLY into law breaking women!!! ( and NATURAL; no plastic skankbags such as DRUMPFs wife)
Texas, you’ve done it again! Don’t know if it’s true but it is satire. Joseph Heller should be here today. He’d be laughing his ass off.
Texas, you’ve done it again! Don’t know if it’s true but it is satire. Joseph Heller should be here today. He’d be laughing his ass off.
With all the truly important problems around us, and THIS is what these dipshits choose to focus on.
She isn’t a candidate anymore. She lost her primary a few weeks ago, so she will no longer be the State Rep. Unfortunately her opponent is crazier than her. Fortunately we have a Democratic candidate for that seat. Now people just need to vote in November.
https://elections.texastribune.org/2016/primary-election-results/
It is scaring me that so many people are unable to tell the difference between satire and real news stories. We are doomed lol.
It is scaring me that so many people are unable to tell the difference between satire and real news stories. We are doomed lol.
it would be difficult to find a more stupid woman on the planet. I include Sarah Palin in that group.
it would be difficult to find a more stupid woman on the planet. I include Sarah Palin in that group.
WTF? This has to be a joke… seriously. WHAT ABOUT THE GOP IS REALLY ALL THAT LIKEABLE TO ANYONE? UGH! Gross… They even body shame themselves.
Who’s gonna measure? Will Texas fund the “Boob” police?
Who’s gonna measure? Will Texas fund the “Boob” police?
Spoken by the chairwoman of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”
Spoken by the chairwoman of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”
some of us can’t help it
‘Scuse me, you titless bitch? Jealous, much?
‘Scuse me, you titless bitch? Jealous, much?
I have large breasts. Please lend me your baby so I can steal husbands.
HOW STUPID ARE YOU? You flat chested hag ! Find a real concerne to work on and get a BRAIN.
HOW STUPID ARE YOU? You flat chested hag ! Find a real concerne to work on and get a BRAIN.
Just cause she doesnt have breasts! jealous much??
Just cause she doesnt have breasts! jealous much??
I believe only women with over a C cup should be allowed to breastfeed in public!!!
I believe only women with over a C cup should be allowed to breastfeed in public!!!
ahh, I see it now. She doesn’t have any boobs of her own…
Coming from a flat chested A- cup woman this probably makes sense.
Coming from a flat chested A- cup woman this probably makes sense.
Another shit for brains republican
Another shit for brains republican
oh I wish this was a joke. women have to put up with so much bullshit already.
C-Cups are not that interesting? Really?
Studies have shown that blonde women are not commonly associated with intellegent behavior.
C-Cups are not that interesting? Really?
Studies have shown that blonde women are not commonly associated with intellegent behavior.
CLICK THE ‘SHOW FACTS’ BUTTON. the higlighted part is real, the rest is satire
Please disband, Republican Party…you are embarrassing the country…
Please disband, Republican Party…you are embarrassing the country…
This dumb chick is living up to her hair color
I wanna be the cop who gets to measure for compliance.
The bill in question died in 2013 before it could ever come to a vote. Interesting how you bring up 3 year old information and make it sound current.
The bill in question died in 2013 before it could ever come to a vote. Interesting how you bring up 3 year old information and make it sound current.
This cannot be real, how can anyone be this stupid in 2016? I just…can’t.
This cannot be real, how can anyone be this stupid in 2016? I just…can’t.
Who’s going to do the measuring?
Who’s going to do the measuring?
The itty bitty titty committee is real!
Sounds like Ms. Riddle has little tittie syndrome…..
Sounds like Ms. Riddle has little tittie syndrome…..
Debbie Riddle will never have any chance of violating that law.
Must be flat chested, and jealous!
You are a wench. Big breasted women are more likely to be immodest. Puh
You are a wench. Big breasted women are more likely to be immodest. Puh
How do the morons like this get elected to office?
How do the morons like this get elected to office?
What a freak! Let people live their lives.
What a freak! Let people live their lives.
This is a joke, right?
This is a joke, right?
Probably has her brain and boobs about the same size, a raisin
Probably has her brain and boobs about the same size, a raisin
A serious case of breast envy. Get a grip, lady…
Damn, I can’t pee in public restrooms anymore.
Damn, I can’t pee in public restrooms anymore.
We should have let em secede
Why? Wait, I know, she’s jealous because she’s flat chested!!
Yes it’s satire. Very worrying, though, that it’s so believable…
Yes it’s satire. Very worrying, though, that it’s so believable…
this is super missandrist and slut shamy and i dont like this
this is super missandrist and slut shamy and i dont like this
This is obviously a jealous small breasted women who discriminates against larger breasted females
Another self inflicted and totally unnessary controversy. How stupid is this?
Another self inflicted and totally unnessary controversy. How stupid is this?
If this is satirical…then VERY funny.
What a fecking cupid stunt.
What a fecking cupid stunt.
Things like this are why we are failing as a species. Extinction is certain.
Things like this are why we are failing as a species. Extinction is certain.
This has to be a joke. No one could be that stupid.
THIS IS SATIRE MORONS – try clicking the “SHOW FACTS” button at the top…geez – SHEEP – criticize Texans all you want but most of us are smart enough to fact check before freaking out about an obviously satirical idiotic article…
THIS IS SATIRE MORONS – try clicking the “SHOW FACTS” button at the top…geez – SHEEP – criticize Texans all you want but most of us are smart enough to fact check before freaking out about an obviously satirical idiotic article…
She actually said those words?
She actually said those words?
GOPers need to understand they may not legislate their personal disgust levels.
Wait, did I click through to The Onion?
how dare she make such a blatantly rude and incorrect statement! has she not seen Miley Cyrus??
how dare she make such a blatantly rude and incorrect statement! has she not seen Miley Cyrus??
Riddle is so stupid she should not be allowed to be out in public.
512) 463-0572 Debbie Riddle’s phone number; please call her office if you want to tell her what you think of her amendment for women “whose cup size is C or larger”
512) 463-0572 Debbie Riddle’s phone number; please call her office if you want to tell her what you think of her amendment for women “whose cup size is C or larger”
Feeding a child for attention?
Feeding a child for attention?
you will notice ..she looks flat.
you will notice ..she looks flat.
I swear the legislators in Texas are complete idiots. I shudder to think about who elected them.
Holy Hell… she might be dumber than a Democrat!
Holy Hell… she might be dumber than a Democrat!
Is this a April fools joke? From the Onion? nobody could possibly be this ignorant…
she’s just a jealous bitch with little titties
she’s just a jealous bitch with little titties
DUMB BLONDE would be an upgrade for her and its sad to think she has kids
DUMB BLONDE would be an upgrade for her and its sad to think she has kids
This isn’t a real statement, is it?
This isn’t a real statement, is it?
Enforcing this is going to be interesting.
First of all the State of Texas already has a very well enforced law protecting the woman’s right to breastfeed their child in public. Another law is not needed.
Does Ms Riddle expect the cops to measure the breasts of nursing mothers? Everyone knows that a mother’s breasts get larger when they are nursing.
She sure is stupid for a Texan!!!
PLEASE tell me this is satire (albiet in bad taste) ….otherwise… WT ACTUAL F? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
PLEASE tell me this is satire (albiet in bad taste) ….otherwise… WT ACTUAL F? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Priceless. I love it!
Sounds like someoen has tit envy….
is this the onion?
This can’t be real
Serious mental help need here!
Serious mental help need here!
No words. the worst kind of woman
Who’s going to measure?
Who’s going to measure?
BITCH!!!
BITCH!!!
said ity bitty titty woman
NO ONE WANTS you around
NO ONE WANTS you around
You’ve GOT to be kidding????
You’ve GOT to be kidding????
Obviously she is about a 12aa cup size
Obviously she is about a 12aa cup size
What a stupid bitch.
What a stupid bitch.
She must have a small pair.
She must have a small pair.
Unbelievable…. Wtf…
Unbelievable…. Wtf…
Just jealous.
Just jealous.
Google “equal protection”
Google “equal protection”
Texas, right?!
Texas, right?!
Moronic
Debbie Riddle is an idiot.
Debbie Riddle is an idiot.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
Got to be satire. . . at least I HOPE it is.
Got to be satire. . . at least I HOPE it is.
Another ridiculous politician.
http://www.house.state.tx.us/members/member-page/?district=150
http://www.house.state.tx.us/members/member-page/?district=150
Joleen. Texas…. :
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha no tits satire.
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha no tits satire.
???
Idiot.
Idiot.
Debbie Riddle’s FB page is here: https://www.facebook.com/debbie.riddle.756 Can she really be this stupid? #StopTheRiddler
Debbie Riddle’s FB page is here: https://www.facebook.com/debbie.riddle.756 Can she really be this stupid? #StopTheRiddler
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Perhaps Riddle’s husband has a vision problem.
Perhaps Riddle’s husband has a vision problem.
Texas.
Jealous Much? How about all of them be modest.
This is actually dumber than anything Trump, Clinton, or even Sanders managed to come up with. Holy shit.
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