NewsLo
  • Today’s Headlines
  • Featured
  • US
  • Politics
  • World
  • Media
  • Sports
  • Privacy Policy
Subscribe
NewsLo
NewsLo
  • Home
  • Business
    • Accounting
    • Advertising
    • Branding
    • Career
    • Customer Service
    • Cyber Security
    • Entrepreneur
    • Jobs
    • Management
    • Marketing
    • Non Profit
    • Search Engine Optimization
    • Sales
    • Web Design
  • Finance
    • Banking
    • Bankruptcy
    • Budgeting
    • Credit
    • Debt
    • Estate Wills & Trusts
    • Home Improvements
    • Law
    • Loans
    • Personal Finance
    • Taxes
    • Shopping
  • Investment
    • Crypto Currency
    • Gold & Silver
    • Hard Assets
    • Real Estate
    • Retirement
    • Stocks & Bonds
    • Trading
  • Real Estate
    • Buying
    • Selling
    • Commercial Construction
    • Construction Law
    • Home Improvement
    • Loans
    • Property Management
    • Real Estate Laws
    • Rental Property
  • Insurance
    • Auto Insurance
    • Commercial Real Estate Insurance
    • Crop Insurance
    • Dental Insurance
    • Disability Insurance
    • Health Insurance
    • Home Owners Insurance
    • Identity Theft Protection
    • Insurance Law
    • Investment Insurance
  • Contact Us
  • New York
  • Today's Headlines

Bloomberg on a Depraved 72oz Soda Bender after “Stop & Frisk” Ruled Unconstitutional

  • August 12, 2013
  • News Lo
bloomberg
(Photo Credit: A. Einsiedler / Shutterstock)
Total
0
Shares
0
0
0

NEW YORK – The New York Police Department’s controversial “stop and frisk” policy was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge today, causing Mayor Michael Bloomberg—one of the tactic’s chief proponents—to descend into what witnesses are calling a “depraved and manic soda bender.”

“I saw Bloomberg in Battery Park,” said Andrew Lane, 27. “He was guzzling Mountain Dew from a 72-ounce jug, laughing maniacally and pouring it all over his body. A group of us tried to calm him down, but he just kept screaming about ‘activist judges’ and smashing his head against the Battery Park Cannon.”

Data show that the tactic—which allows police officers to stop and search anyone they deem suspicious—has done little to curb gun violence in the city, and that it’s overwhelmingly used against young African American and Latino men. Judge Shira A. Scheindlin ruled that the policy violated both the Fourth and Fourteenth Amendments, a decision that witnesses say has “done something horrible to Mayor Bloomberg’s mind.”

“It was really scary,” said Jessica Kaiser, 41, who witnessed Mayor Bloomberg urinating into a trash can on Pearl Street. According to Kaiser, Bloomberg moaned that “everything is lost” and bragged that his “pee is 99% Doctor Pepper right now, and [he] doesn’t care who knows it.”

Total
0
Shares
Share 0
Tweet 0
Pin it 0
Related Topics
  • Bloomberg stop and frisk
  • news humor and satire
  • Newslo
  • Stop and frisk
  • Stop and Frisk rates
  • Stop and Frisk ruled unconstitutional
  • Stop and Frisk unconstitutional
Avatar of News Lo
News Lo

Welcome to Newslo! Our team of dedicated authors strives to deliver the latest and most important info on finance while infusing a dose of our own style to give you a unique experience. Whether you're looking for in-depth discussions on investments or solid finance tips, we have something for everyone. Our goal is to deliver you the best possible content. So, keep reading our articles and give us your feedback!

Previous Article
  • Today's Headlines
  • US

Sarah Palin Runs for Mayor of Detroit

  • August 12, 2013
  • News Lo
View Post
Next Article
VOTING SHUTTER
  • US

North Carolina GOP Claims Voting Laws Not Racist, Harm all Poor People Equally

  • August 13, 2013
  • News Lo
View Post
NewsLo
  • Today’s Headlines
  • Featured
  • US
  • Politics
  • World
  • Media
  • Sports
  • Privacy Policy
Navigating the world of finance, one step at a time.

Input your search keywords and press Enter.