The Illuminati manages to get blamed for nearly everything of significance that goes on in the world, despite the total and complete lack of evidence for its existence. (Second only to God! Zing!)
There’s no “locker room controversy” about an honest-to-god sexual deviant. People will condemn the guy personally, sure, but that’s as far as it goes.
Let me start with a disclaimer. I’m not beardist.
From Syria to the North Pole, global tensions were on the rise in 2013. Here are Newslo’s predictions for the bloodiest conflicts to come in 2014.
And number 1 is…..
From prescription drugs to vacation time, a sick and tired nation looked to Santa to deliver the goods.
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Planning for the office holiday party can be a struggle. What to wear? How to act? Who to sleep with? Newslo.com has got you covered with 5 simple steps to stay cool, classy and employed this Christmas. 1. Dress to Impress Enough with the conservative blazers, ladies. Give your girls some fresh air! Check the appropriateness of your holiday ensemble by wearing…
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Nothing, it seemed, could beat “the print sprint” to extinction as modern technology loomed over it.
The Devil’s Day is upon us once again, my friends. But the real danger of Halloween is neither the razor blade in the apple nor the scantily-clad co-eds harlotting up our fair streets. It’s high time somebody un-MASKED Halloween as the Socialist Nightmare it truly is. I’ve been saying it for years, but did anybody listen? No. The entitlement problem in this…
Stuck at home this Oct. 31? Try one of these cinematic delights. Some of them are famous, some are obscure; some of them are great, others are laughable. All of them can be a scary good time, and that’s a Fact.
You are more likely to read this, statistically speaking, if I organize this article in list form
“Oops! Sorry we just couldn’t find anything on this, but you probably shouldn’t have clicked on this in the first place. Go read something that matters, you chauvinistic pig.”
1. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes 2. Tea Party Members Demand History Remember Brave, White Patriots Who Protested King’s Racist Speech 3. Teen Arrested in Slaying of 88-Year-Old Veteran Claims Self-Defense 4. Sen. McCain Hospitalized with Excitement over Imminent Syria Strike …
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This has to rank up in the top 10 of the most bigoted things I’ve ever read! Quite the accomplishment! #BestReactions
“I think your page is stupid and nothing you post is remotely true. I think you are worse than FOX news when you post such trash.”
You’ll excuse me if I sign-off now. All 120,000 of my campmates just went BM, and the place stinks to high-heaven. Makes me wonder: Do you think William is ready for diaper-changing duty? I bet not!!
“How can you print this inflammatory bullshit? When you know there isn’t an iota of truth to it?
Just getting the whack jobs in the woods stirred up. And I hope when you do, you’re the first to go.”
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I’m parodied as being some right-wing fundamentalist extremist, it just isn’t true. The parody doesn’t reflect reality.
“Wow,” I found myself thinking, “This show is remarkably good at not senselessly, pitilessly murdering and/or mutilating its main cast!”
“I don’t get it,” said former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, “I smoked crack with a prostitute when I was mayor, and I was great at my job.”