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Newslo, The Least Trusted Name In News, is your #1 source for political satire on the internet.

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Fasten Your MH370 Seatbelts: Journalism Is in for a Bumpy Ride

  • March 26, 2014
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The Illuminati manages to get blamed for nearly everything of significance that goes on in the world, despite the total and complete lack of evidence for its existence. (Second only to God! Zing!)
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Why Is No One in the N.F.L. Scared of Showering with Darren Sharper?

  • March 3, 2014
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There’s no “locker room controversy” about an honest-to-god sexual deviant. People will condemn the guy personally, sure, but that’s as far as it goes.
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Beard Cred & How You Can Get It without Moving to Williamsburg

  • March 3, 2014
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Let me start with a disclaimer. I’m not beardist.
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8 Wars To Watch For In 2014

  • January 9, 2014
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From Syria to the North Pole, global tensions were on the rise in 2013. Here are Newslo’s predictions for the bloodiest conflicts to come in 2014.
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Newslo’s Top 10 Most Read Stories of 2013

  • December 26, 2013
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And number 1 is…..
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10 Things America Needed For Christmas

  • December 24, 2013
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From prescription drugs to vacation time, a sick and tired nation looked to Santa to deliver the goods.
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10 Lottery Winners Who Won It All and Lived Brokely Ever After

  • December 17, 2013
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With determination and a fair amount of luck, anyone can join this fine group of inspiring lottery success stories.
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5 Ways To Avoid Getting Fired At This Year’s Office Holiday Party

  • December 2, 2013
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Planning for the office holiday party can be a struggle. What to wear? How to act? Who to sleep with? Newslo.com has got you covered with 5 simple steps to…
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100 Reasons Why You Should Shop on Cyber Monday

  • November 28, 2013
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Shop till you drop!
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TV Racing Print to Obsolescence

  • November 28, 2013
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Nothing, it seemed, could beat “the print sprint” to extinction as modern technology loomed over it.
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Is Halloween Turning Your Child into a Socialist Parasite?

  • October 31, 2013
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The Devil’s Day is upon us once again, my friends. But the real danger of Halloween is neither the razor blade in the apple nor the scantily-clad co-eds harlotting up…
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10 Scary Movies Newslo Recommends for Those Not Invited to Any Halloween Parties

  • October 30, 2013
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Stuck at home this Oct. 31? Try one of these cinematic delights. Some of them are famous, some are obscure; some of them are great, others are laughable. All of them can be a scary good time, and that’s a Fact.
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13 Reasons Why We Can’t Stop Making Stupid Fu*ken Lists

  • September 24, 2013
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You are more likely to read this, statistically speaking, if I organize this article in list form
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The Top 7 Sideboobs of Syria

  • September 6, 2013
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"Oops! Sorry we just couldn't find anything on this, but you probably shouldn't have clicked on this in the first place. Go read something that matters, you chauvinistic pig."
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The Best Responses to Newslo.com This Week

  • August 31, 2013
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1. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes   2. Tea Party Members Demand History Remember Brave, White Patriots Who Protested King’s Racist Speech     3. Teen Arrested in Slaying of…
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Top 10 Most Pointless Lists From BuzzFeed This Week

  • August 23, 2013
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This week in BuzzFeed Lists...........
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This Week’s Best Reactions to Newslo.com

  • August 8, 2013
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This has to rank up in the top 10 of the most bigoted things I've ever read! Quite the accomplishment! #BestReactions
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The Best Responses to Newslo.com

  • July 23, 2013
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"I think your page is stupid and nothing you post is remotely true. I think you are worse than FOX news when you post such trash."
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Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy As Viewed by a Syrian Refugee

  • July 22, 2013
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You’ll excuse me if I sign-off now. All 120,000 of my campmates just went BM, and the place stinks to high-heaven. Makes me wonder: Do you think William is ready for diaper-changing duty? I bet not!!
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Top 5 Responses to Newslo.com

  • July 12, 2013
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"How can you print this inflammatory bullshit? When you know there isn't an iota of truth to it? Just getting the whack jobs in the woods stirred up. And I hope when you do, you're the first to go."
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273 Reasons Why CEOs Should Make 273 Times the Average Worker

  • July 8, 2013
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Pat Robertson’s Top 7 One-Liners

  • June 23, 2013
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I'm parodied as being some right-wing fundamentalist extremist, it just isn't true. The parody doesn't reflect reality.
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Greetings From the Parallel Universe in Which None of Your Favorite ‘GOT’ Characters Have Died Horribly

  • June 17, 2013
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“Wow,” I found myself thinking, “This show is remarkably good at not senselessly, pitilessly murdering and/or mutilating its main cast!”
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Marion Barry Does Not Understand the Big Deal About Rob Ford Smoking Crack

  • June 5, 2013
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“I don’t get it,” said former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, “I smoked crack with a prostitute when I was mayor, and I was great at my job.”
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