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Newslo, The Least Trusted Name In News, is your #1 source for political satire on the internet.

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Eat Your Way to Innocence! By George Zimmerman

  • June 4, 2013
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Anyways, since I heard about this wonderful, jiggly-tit loophole, I’ve been letting myself run a little wild at the ole’ feeding trough, and over the last few months, I’ve discovered a few tricks that I’d like to share with all you would-be murderers out there.
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: I Did Not Smoke Crack Today

  • May 29, 2013
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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is facing charges from the media that he was filmed smoking crack with Somali drug dealers. After a week of silence Ford held a press…
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Michele Bachmann’s Top 15 One-Liners

  • May 29, 2013
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1.  “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, April,…
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Op-Ed: What Are the Animals Doing to Prevent Climate Change?

  • May 17, 2013
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by Joe Oliver, Canadian Natural Resource Minister I’m so sick of hearing about climate change and how humans are responsible for it. We get it already! Geez. Get off my…
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‘How I Met Your Mother’ Sort-of Fans Disappointed, Thought Season Finale Was Series Finale

  • May 16, 2013
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Sort-of fans of CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother” were disappointed Monday night with the Season 8 finale in which The Mother was revealed, largely because it was not the…
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Race of Mole People Discovered Beneath California, Already Making Clothes for Disney

  • May 13, 2013
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — The dust had barely settled from the devastating factory collapse in Bangladesh when Disney announced that they will be moving all their manufacturing out of the region.…
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After Screwing Argentinian Mistress, Sanford Sets Sights on Screwing Entire Nation

  • May 9, 2013
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In the kind of Cinderella story you only hear about in pornographic remakes of German fairy tales, Mark Sanford has won a special election in South Carolina’s 1st Congressional District…
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Report: L.A. Has Nation’s Worst Traffic, Based on Number of Angry Tweets

  • May 3, 2013
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LOS ANGELES – Tinseltown is really Traffictown once more. According to a report released by data tracker Inrix last week, Los Angeles has the nation’s most congested roads. The average…
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All the World’s a Stage: An Interview with Alex Jones

  • April 30, 2013
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Alex Jones is a radio talk show host, author, documentary filmmaker and the founder of InfoWars.com. In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings, Jones theorized that the attacks were…
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EPA: If Nobody Minds, We Have a Few Things to Ask About This Oil Pipeline

  • April 29, 2013
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Hey, State Department, it’s the EPA. Sooooo, we read your environmental review on the Keystone XL pipeline. First things first, we love environmental reports and really appreciate you taking the…
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Macy’s and JC Penney to Duel Over Martha Stewart’s Honor

  • April 22, 2013
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Ex-Convict Martha Stewart is at the center of an 18-month legal dispute between consumer behemoths Macy’s Inc. and JC Penney Co. Inc. “The legal system has obviously failed us,” said…
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Mark Sanford: This Week Has S-U-C-K-E-D for Me

  • April 19, 2013
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Yeesh! It’s been a craptacular couple of days for the ole’ Sanford and Sons. As you may have heard, the Republican Party has sent me out to pasture, saying on…
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Anne Frank More of a Kanye Girl, Experts Say

  • April 18, 2013
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The note Justin Bieber wrote to Anne Frank in the guest book at the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam has stirred up some controversy around the young pop star. It…
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World and Current Events, As Viewed by a New York Post Journalist

  • April 17, 2013
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Thank you for having me here today. I appreciate all of you the same way I appreciate working with and around deadlines. In this hectic day and age, it’s good…
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Mohammed Morsi Op-Ed: I am a very funny man

  • April 12, 2013
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I have heard the grumblings and the complaints. I hear people saying, “Oh, Mohammed, you have no sense of humor.” I tell you now: I have a sense of humor,…
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Dear Leader, Advice from Kim Jong-Un

  • April 11, 2013
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Kim Jong-un, the leader of the DPRK – the wealthiest, most advanced and prosperous nation on Earth, answers our readers’ financial questions: Dear Leader, The stock market is at an…
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Game of Thrones, As Viewed by Some Girl Whose Boyfriend Made Her Watch It

  • April 8, 2013
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It’s a Sunday night and Steve made Hormel chili and peanut butter sandwiches and told me, “Honey, it’s Game of Thrones night.”  I wasn’t sure what a game of thrones…
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The Higgs Boson Particle as Viewed by Owner of Sal’s Pizzeria in Brooklyn

  • March 21, 2013
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So, it all starts out with the bada-Big bada-Bang. You got nothin’, nothin’, still nothin’s there then POW! Universe. Fresh ingredients everywhere, blows up in a second, next thing you…
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A Syrian Refugee Reviews Sarah Palin’s “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas”

  • March 20, 2013
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Feeling lucky enough to have obtained an advance copy of Sarah Palin’s unreleased latest work, “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas,” and feeling strongly about the war in Syria…
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The World According to Dick Cheney’s Old Heart

  • March 19, 2013
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Like many of you, I was looking forward to The World According to Dick Cheney when it premiered on Friday night.  In fact, I even celebrated by fixing myself a…
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Sink Holing Trend Sweeps Internet

  • March 18, 2013
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INTERNET — You‘ve done the Harlem Shake, Milked Bombed your local grocery story, and Planked everything in sight. Now, a new trend is sweeping the internet, and it’s called Sink…
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22 Sexy Ways to Avoid a Drone Strike

  • March 2, 2013
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Are you wondering about the best way to avoid getting killed by an MQ-9 Reaper drone with laser-guided munitions while also pleasing your man? Al-Qaeda’s nifty guide provided some pointers,…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Worst Dressed Nominee

  • February 28, 2013
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: You’re on your own this week, because your guardian, Mars, is in the House of Pancakes. Love: That girl you’ll meet online? That girl…
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Rick Santorum on the Hazards of Too Much Gay Pride in Sports

  • February 21, 2013
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Fellow straight people and sports fans, American sports as we know it are coming to an end. The fabric of our society is being torn apart at the seams. First,…
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