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Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Bitch, I Don’t Know Your Life!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The Sagittarius moon is occupying your house, but that’s still not a reason to keep living at your parent’s. Love: You don’t have a…

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How to Survive Fashion Week by a Refugee Journalist from Darfur

NEW YORK — I have been told that “making it through” fashion week is a very difficult business. This is my first year in attendance, as I have only recently…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Suck It Up, Buttercup

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars is straight up messin’ with you, bro. Love: Don’t fall asleep during sex unless you’re playing “Doctor and Narcoleptic.” Career: People still won’t…

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Obama Thin on Leadership as Viewed by Chris Christie

Someone asked me recently, as they have from time to time, if I think I’d be a good fit for the Oval Office in 2016. My answer, as always, is…

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Girls, As Viewed by Some Guy Whose Girlfriend Made Him Watch It

So last Sunday my girlfriend was all, “Let’s watch Girls it’s amazing,” and I was all, “If I do, can we have sex after?” She was like, “Yeah,” so I…

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Pissed Connections: Getting Paid vs. Getting Laid

Dear Pissed Connections, Hi! I wrote to you before. Hot and Horny? Do you remember? I couldn’t get my boyfriend to have sex me? It was a whole thing? Anyway,…

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Sheldon Adelson: Hagel Would Make Us All a Bunch of Losers

Dear Friends, On Thursday Chuck Hagel appeared before the Senate Armed Services Committee. He appears to have survived it—despite a much-deserved thrashing from the definitely not senile, uber-patriot John McCain—and…

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The Super Bowl as Viewed by Some Girl Whose Boyfriend Made Her Watch It

My boyfriend made me think he was the sweetest guy ever because he said he was taking me to see a Beyonce concert tonight. I was obviously excited until I…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes- This Ain’t Your Daddy’s Horoscope

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars is right outside your house, ringing your door and leaving a bag of flaming poo. Love: “Just drinks” is not a precursor to “baby…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections – George of Her Jungle!

Dear Pissed Connections, I just started dating this total hottie and we’ve been taking things slow. Last night she finally invited me upstairs into her apartment, and I was thrilled.…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes

Brutally Honest Horoscopes Mama like SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Saturn is in the realm of Pluto and it’s bordering on stalking. Love: Dating an older woman makes you sophisticated. Dating…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections – Dating an Older Woman

Dear Pissed Connections, I’m a 22-year-old dude who moved to Boston a few months ago for work. I’ve got stellar job, a first-rate circle of friends and a great apartment.…

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Zero Dark Thirty Reviewed by a 16 Year-Old Girl Who Works at the AMC Multiplex

My name is Brittney, with two “T’s,” and I am 16 and I have worked at the AMC 14 at the Hanover Mall in Hanover for 6 months. I like…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes

Brutally Honest Horoscopes Hold On to Your Hat SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars challenges Venus in your house this week… to a game of Twister! Love: You’re less “Match.com”…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

Dear Pissed Connections, I started dating this fantastic guy and I think things between us have the potential to really go somewhere. But a few days ago we tried to…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes

Horoscopes You know what you do SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Dig deep to find what past experiences are holding you back. Once you do, quickly bury them in your…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

Dear Pissed Connections, I’m a 26-year-old male and still live at home with my parents. It’s a pretty great gig considering my mom does my laundry, cooks me dinner and…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes

Brutally Honest Horoscopes Brace Yourself SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This year: This is the year you stick to your resolutions! Because you didn’t make any! Love: February is not your love…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

Dear Pissed Connections, I’ve been single all of 2012 and my New Year’s resolution is to get a boyfriend. I don’t have a problem meeting guys or anything — I…

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2012 Arts Year In Review by a Hipster Guy with Some Free Time

I’m here to talk about the year in “entertainment.” I will do my best to review 2012 by choosing my Top Four in each category. I don’t think there was…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

Dear Pissed Connections, My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other just over a year. Recently she went out to a bar for her friend Amy’s birthday and came…

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Brutally Honest Horoscopes

Holiday Horoscopes Bah, Humbug SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: This week, you will be reminded of Christmases past and, unfortunately, something your uncle called “elf love”. Love: Just because…

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Obituaries: People Worldwide Tearfully Bid Farewell to Jokes About the Mayan Apocalypse

EARTH — All around the globe this morning, people awoke to a golden sunrise and a somber realization that a reliable old friend, Jokes About the Mayan Apocalypse, was no…

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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

Dear Pissed Connections, I’m 24 and I’ve been dating this great guy for about 4 weeks. We recently decided to become “exclusive” boyfriend and girlfriend. Everything between us is great:…

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