The moon was full, hanging low like ripe fruit in the violet sky, when Rupert Sanders sauntered onto the veranda with two glasses of champagne. He wore a bright yellow-checkered suit and smelled of lean brisket; upon making eye contact, I threw myself at him. We kissed and as the first stars beginning to emerge in the twilight reflected off his prescription…
Politics: Biden to Hit Embarrassing Gaffe Grand-Slam COLUMBUS, Ohio — The Obama Campaign will be in damage control mode Tuesday after Vice President Joe Biden makes four humiliating gaffes in one public appearance—history’s first ever “Biden Slam.” After endorsing President “Barack Osama,” Biden will reportedly bow to a half- Korean journalist and give a lengthy description of a recent experience with ecstasy.…
