Palin: “My Appearance Proves I’m Ready To Replace Yellen Under Trump”

Former Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin was a contestant on ABC’s Match Game Monday night and drew a positive reaction from the show’s left-leaning host for her answer to one of his questions about Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton just opened a new magic show on the Las Vegas strip. For her final trick, she makes everyone’s (blank disappear),” was the question posed…

Hannity Calls 49ers To Cut Kaepernick Because “Muslims Have No Idea How To Play American Football”

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Fox News host Sean Hannity engaged in speculation on Monday regarding NFL star Colin Kaepernicks’s motivation behind his protest of the national anthem, Media Matters reported. “Who’s – who gave me this article today? I don’t even know where I got it,” Hannity said on his radio show. “Anyway, it said during the off-season he may have converted to Islam, and he’s…

Stephen Bannon: “Nobody Can Blame You For Beating Your Wife If It’s Out Of Love”

The recently installed CEO of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign was accused of domestic violence against his second wife, who later said he threatened to leave her penniless unless she failed to testify against him. According to Politico, Breitbart News chairman Stephen Bannon was charged with battery, dissuading a witness, and misdemeanor domestic violence in connection with a January 1996 incident in the…

Lahren: “Police Must Keep Shooting Black People On Regular Basis Until BLM Surrenders”

Self-appointed angry white woman Tomi Lahren lobbed another rant against Black Lives Matter onto the Internet. Lahren, who hosts a show on Glenn Beck’s channel, The Blaze, complained that Black Lives Matter activists had rallied around Korynn Gaines, a black woman shot and killed by police following a lengthy armed standoff that she partially broadcast on social media. “Who the hell would…

Trump: “Roger Ailes Really Helped Those Women, So They Needed To Give Him A Hand”

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In transcripts released ahead of his Sunday appearance on NBC’s Meet the Press, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump stood by former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes, who stepped down on Thursday amid allegations of sexual harassment. Meet the Press host Chuck Dodd asked Trump about the allegations against Ailes, and the candidate replied, “Well, I don’t want to comment. But he’s been…

O’Reilly Says Carlson Is Lying: “Roger Never Made A Sex Move On Me”

Fox News employees have been lining up left and right – mostly right – to defend their boss Roger Ailes against the sexual harassment lawsuit put forward by now-former host Gretchen Carlson. Wednesday night, it was Fox News MVP Bill O’Reilly’s turn. Asked by Late Night host Seth Myers what he makes of the allegations made by Carlson, O’Reilly called it a…

Stacey Dash: “Poor Women Are Lazy, They Should Try Harder To Find A Rich Husband”

Former actress and Fox News contributor Stacey Dash is drawing fire after the Daily Mail uncovered her 2004 bankruptcy documents that show she was financially supported by her former fiancé to the tune of $6,000 a month, Perez Hilton reports. Dash was apparently so broke and drowning in debt because she says she couldn’t find work and ultimately filed for Chapter 7…

Robertson: “I Asked Zuckerberg For A ‘Vomit Button’ For Religious Duty Against Gays”

A Vomit button for photos of gays – that’s what televangelist Pat Robertson now wants to see on Facebook. His statement, made recently on his popular television program The 700 Club, is just the latest in his decades-long anti-gay tirade, and should come as no shock from the man who thinks wife beating should be legal and who thinks a man can…

Chuck Norris: “Government Uses Chemtrails To Make Men Gays And Sissies To Control Them”

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Chuck Norris, actor and conservative activist, is very upset that no one is taking his warnings about chemtrails seriously. The chemtrail conspiracy theory is centered around the bogus claim that the vapor trails behind airplanes are actually chemical agents used by the government or other actors to control the weather and the population. “It’s the only way to explain the fact we’ve…

Ted Cruz Refusing DNA Test To Determine Whether “Maury” Guest Is His Illegitimate Daughter

A “Maury” guest just wanted to find her son’s father. Instead, she may have found her biological father: Ted Cruz. A woman on the high-drama tabloid TV show shared a striking resemblance with the GOP presidential candidate, and the Internet had a field day with the likeness. A screenshot of the Cruz lookalike – who was a guest on Monday’s episode entitled…

Sheriff Arpaio Congratulates Prince’s Family: “We Finally Got Rid Of A Black Drug Dealer”

In the wake of the surprising death of superstar pop icon Prince, thousands took to Twitter and other social media to express their sadness and share what snapshot of Prince’s life and career meant the most to them. But then came Sheriff Joe Arpaio who not only insulted the man who was not yet 24 hours dead, but used it to make…

Coulter: “I Go To Church Every Sunday, It’s The Only Approved Way Of Meeting A Good, Married Guy”

Ann Coulter, the conservative author who has been campaigning for Donald Trump, who she believes God is using to save America, stopped by “The Eric Metaxas Show” recently to praise the GOP presidential frontrunner for never dabbling in drugs or alcohol. When Coulter tried to point to Trump’s teetotalism as proof of his personal virtues, Metaxas interjected: “His vice of choice was…

Fox News: “Trump Is Only Obsessing About Kelly Because She’s Not An Imported Top Model”

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s détente with Fox News host Megyn Kelly ended on Friday when he called on his fans to boycott her show, The Hill reported. “Never worth watching. [It is] always a hit on Trump,” he posted on Twitter. “She is sick [and] the most overrated person on TV.” Trump’s remark came a day after he accused the Kelly…

Fox News Hosts Argue That “Students Should Use Guns Instead Of Condoms To Ensure Safe Sex”

The hosts of Fox News’ Outnumbered argued on Wednesday that students were responsible enough to carry firearms at school, but not condoms. Host Andrea Tantaros noted that faculty at the University of Houston had warned that the state’s new open carry law could threaten free speech on campus. “Professors are advising each other to avoid sensitive topics in class if students are…

Tantaros Suggests “Sending Syrian Refugees To The Tropical-Paradise-Guantanamo-Prison”

Fox News host Andrea Tantaros lashed out at President Barack Obama over his plans to close what she said was a “tropical paradise” at the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center in Cuba. On Monday, Obama announced plans to transfer all remaining detainees from Gitmo before the end of his term, and described the prison as “contrary to American values.” Although the president discussed…

Lahren: “Beyoncé’s Provocative Show About White Oppression, While Her Husband Sells Crack To Little Black Girls”

Tomi Lahren, host of Glenn Beck’s The Blaze network, argued recently that Beyoncé’s tribute to Black Lives Matter and the Black Panthers at the Super Bowl was unfair to “little white girls” who like her music. “First it was hands up, don’t shoot,” Lahren complained during her Tuesday show. “Then it was burning down buildings and looting drug stores, all the way…

Bristol Palin: “All Black Actors Look The Same, How Can We Choose One To Get The Oscar?”

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Abstinence advocate and culture war blogger Bristol Palin recently lashed out at black actors who have complained that the slate of nominees for this year’s Oscars were all white. In a blog post on Tuesday, Palin said she agreed with Fox News contributor Stacey Dash’s opinion that both Black History Month and the BET network should not exist as special privileges for…

Robertson: “David Bowie Is Not Dead, He Was Kidnapped By Demons Summoned By Rock Music”

Recently on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson fielded a question from a teenage viewer who wanted to know if it is a sin to listen to rock music. The televangelist said that while people shouldn’t try to completely avoid mainstream music, they should be wary of listening to songs that may contain violent, satanic lyrics and beats that could summon demonic beings.…

Mike Huckabee: “I Asked God To Choose Kim Davis As TIME’s Person Of The Year”

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Liberty Counsel, the right-wing legal group that represented Kentucky clerk Kim Davis in her unsuccessful attempt to flout the Supreme Court’s marriage equality ruling, released a statement recently urging its supporters to “vote for Kim” as TIME’s Person of the Year, since she “inspired a nation and the world to fight for religious liberty when she chose a prison cell rather than…

Pastor Jeff Crawford: “The Danger Of Porn Is Girls Think They Have Rights Over Their Bodies”

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Arkansas pastor Jeff Crawford argued over the weekend that a woman has no “right over her own body” because it is owned by God. During a Sunday sermon at Crosschurch about the dangers of pornography, Crawford likened the issue to abortion rights. “We have bought into what I want to call this morning theological dualism,” the pastor opined. “This is the idea…

Limbaugh: “Global Warming Would Actually Be Good For A Lot Of People That Are Freezing In The Winter”

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Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday that warnings about the potential effects of climate change are overblown, arguing some global warming “would actually be good for a lot of things and people.” The comments, highlighted by liberal watchdog Media Matters, came in response to Democratic presidential candidates pressing the urgency of climate change during Tuesday night’s primary debate. Limbaugh took issue…