“Ashley Madison used pictures of cute young boys in their advertisements to lure and seduce honest men of God”
“He wanted to make a porn movie that would star him and both his sisters”
Further revelations about Josh Duggar have surfaced following news that he molested five underage girls, including four of his own sisters. First, Duggar admitted to a pornography addiction after it was revealed that he’d spent just under a thousand dollars on the infidelity service Ashley Madison. Fans of the Duggar Douchebucket were shocked to learn that he not only paid the monthly…
“At least he had the b*lls to do what nobody else did”
“And when we all put that money on a huge pile and set it on fire, we can also lynch us some black people, put on K.K.K. hoodies on and start shooting up the place”
“That really ought to be enough to wise us up and make us change our ways”
“I’m afraid that they’re getting better and better at hitting us where it hurts the most”
Silicon Valley, CA — With the recent success of Microsoft’s age guessing app, the company has wasted no time at all in rolling out their new death estimator. Working similarly to the age guesser, users simply upload pictures of themselves, the app tells them their death date, and if linked to their Facebook, creates an open event page for the funeral. “We…
“Part of being a good parent is putting your children’s needs and wishes before your own”
“Being mistaken for an idiot who doesn’t love his country is beyond offensive. It’s just sad”
“Unfortunately for us, the road was as oily as my as*”
“Then at least no one would have the right to criticize him, as much as he deserves it”