Nation Given Three-Day Weekend to Enjoy ‘Arrested Development’

LOS ANGELES – As spring transitions into summer, the nation has been granted a three-day weekend. Authorities in Washington and Hollywood have decided that, considering the rough year we’ve all been having, America deserved Monday off to enjoy and appreciate the return of “Arrested Development” to the fullest. Considered by many critics to be the greatest TV comedy of the 21st century,…

Brad Pitt Unsure How to Balance Wife Mastectomy News with ‘World War Z’ Press

LOS ANGELES — In the aftermath of actress-director Angelina Jolie’s highly praised reveal that she had a preventative double mastectomy, her partner, actor Brad Pitt, says he admires her courage but, now has no idea how to promote “World War Z.” “Angelina is the strongest, and she’s proven that time and again,” said Pitt in an interview with “Entertainment Tonight.” “We can…

Amanda Knox Memoir Really Just Vivid Travelogue on Italian Restaurants

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NEW YORK – True-crime fans have been surprised to discover that, contrary to expectations, the new memoir from convicted-and-then-acquitted murderer Amanda Knox is naught but a series of eloquent rhapsodies and condemnations of the finest dining establishments in Italy. “Waiting to Be Heard” apparently takes its name from a particularly memorable and loud experience in a bustling grotto in Naples, where the…

Broadway Goes Green by Recycling

NEW YORK  – At the 67th annual Tony Awards nomination ceremony yesterday, the Broadway League declared it will add to the growing conservation movement by ignoring new works and solely reproducing 100% recycled material. Speaking to CBS-TV, who will air the Tony’s on June 9th, Broadway League President Charlotte St. Martin explained that over the years, producers have noticed that the New…