Caitlyn Jenner: “As A Proud Republican Woman I’m Already Used To Getting Insults From Fox News”
Fox rep: “We’ll be starting off a petition in the next few days to confiscate all of Bruce’s sports medals”
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Baker Refuses To Make Gay Wedding Cake Because It “Makes Him Think About Sin All Night”
“’What kind of an example would I set for other Christians?’ he asked me. I didn’t know what to answer him”
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Clean Air Prices Sky Rocket On NYMEX Due To Rumors of “Eco-Friendly Cars Running On Air”
“What you are witnessing now are the simple effects of demand and supply”
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Michael Moore: “Texas Floods Are God’s Punishment For No-Gay Marriages”
“You know what they say, ‘some motherfu****s are always trying to ice skate uphill’”
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Donald Trump: “Iraqis and Obama Have Something In Common, Both Afraid To Fight ISIS”
“I cannot believe that a handful of Muslim rebels wearing bandanas and sandals are managing to beat back the single most powerful military power on the planet”
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Ireland’s Decides To Legalize Gay Divorce
“We want to be an example for the world over. We want to show that anyone, no matter sexual orientation, can have even their strongest emotions eroded by the river of time,”
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Robert Tilton: “The Great Flood Also Started With Climate Change, Was Punishment For Gays”
“Only ten years or so ago, the easiest way to drive up conservative turnout in most states was to place an initiative on the ballot seeking to either legalize or…
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Ted Cruz: “Left-Wing Sites Do Satire On Me Because They’re Threatened By My Intelligence”
“It’s not like I plan on shutting them down when I’m President”
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Lee Bright: “Even Rapists Are God’s Work; Still Not Enough To Allow Abortion”
“We were all put on God’s green Earth to do our part”
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Jeb Bush: “Gays Can Ban Christians From Their Weddings If It’s Against Their Beliefs”
“That would be, in my book, at least, a perfect example of just how great America can be”
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Ted Cruz Demands Firing Scientists Who Claim People Are Born Gay
“Honest-to-God, normal, traditional Christians are on the verge of being extinct”
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American Charged With Violating Car’s Rights After Having Sex With A Porsche
“The law is the law, regardless of whether you’re in your own country or a foreign one”
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Rep. Mike Simpson: “Amtrak Needs Money Desperately, Accident Was Their Way Of Ensuring It”
“Those idiots [Democrats] walked right into their trap”
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Rafael Cruz Supports Police Body Cameras “To Prevent Masturbating During Working Hours”
“America blames white police officers for shooting black men without even wondering why such things happen”
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Jeb Bush: “My Father And Brother Did The Right Thing In Iraq; I Intend To Continue The Family Tradition”
“Iraq was just the beginning, and I can’t even take credit for that”
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Bill Koenig Suggests Relocating Gays Across The Nation To “Control Weather”
“There must be some right in every wrong”
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Palin Supports Black Pastor, Calls For Re-Introducing Slavery On Voluntary Basis
“It would reduce pressure on the already tense relationship between white people and the black community”
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Pamela Geller: “The Only Good Thing About Islam Is That It’s 100% Anti-Gay”
“The anti-Muslim activist whose Mohammad cartoon contest in Texas was attacked by two gunmen on Sunday said the shooting shows the importance of her message. Pamela Geller, American Freedom Defense…
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Microsoft Unveils New App That Guesses When You’ll Die
Silicon Valley, CA — With the recent success of Microsoft’s age guessing app, the company has wasted no time at all in rolling out their new death estimator. Working similarly…
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Child Protective Services Launch Investigation On Baltimore Mom Who Hit Son
“An investigation will determine if Ms. Graham will be allowed to continue being her children’s legal guardian”
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Ben Carson Suggests Allowing Only Lesbian Marriages: “The Bible Says Nothing About That”
“Girl-on-girl action is more natural, I bet even gays watch it sometimes”
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Carly Fiorina: “Baltimore Has Black Mayor, Police Chief; Still Blames White People?”
“The President and new attorney general are also black; the whole country is darkening!”
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Bruce Jenner’s Voting Dilemma: “It’s Either Cruz As A Republican Or Hillary As A Woman”
“My vote will greatly be decided by the level of understanding both of them show for the LGBT community in America”
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De Blasio Announces White House Bid; Clinton, Republicans Struggle to Respond
Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that if elected, de Blasio will turn the country into “one big marijuana village with no police force.”
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