Texas Republicans Oppose Criminalizing Bestiality Because “It’s Long Been A Part Of Texan Culture”

It’s not a crime for people in Texas to have sex with animals. When law enforcement comes across animal sexual abuse cases, they often only prosecute offenders for animal cruelty or public lewdness, according to various officials. A bill moving through the Texas House would officially outlaw bestiality, making participation in, promotion of or observation of any sexual contact with an animal…

Ivanka Trump: “Trump Tradition Was Always To Give Back To Community With No Personal Interests, So I Donated My White House Salary Back To America”

Ivanka Trump said on Wednesday she would work in the White House in an unpaid, informal advisory role to the president as she sought to allay ethics concerns about working there. “I have heard the concerns some have with my advising the president in my personal capacity while voluntarily complying with all ethics rules and I will instead serve as an unpaid…

Lindsey Graham: “Obama Wasn’t Entitled To Fill Scalia’s Seat Because He Had Low Approval Rating”

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Speaking at a town hall in his home state, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) faced down boos and complaints from attendees unhappy with how Republicans failed to hold hearings on Judge Merrick Garland to fill Antonin Scalia’s seat on the Supreme Court. Making a pitch for Judge Neil Gorsuch, nominated by President Donald Trump to fill the seat left vacant by recalcitrant Republicans,…

Trump: “God Created Fox News To Lead And Support My Presidency”

President Donald Trump reportedly records cable news throughout the day so he can catch up on how he is being covered before going to bed each night. Speaking on Slate’s Trump podcast on Monday, New York Magazine reporter Gabriel Sherman revealed that the president’s narcissistic personality manifests as an obsession with cable news. “People in Trump world say basically a lot of…

Bishop E.W. Jackson: “White Liberals Wearing Their Pants Too High To Emasculate Black Men”

Religious preacher E.W. Jackson dedicated a good portion of his radio program recently to laying out his theory that men wearing earrings is the result of a liberal effort to emasculate black men. Jackson asserted that in the 1980s, an “androgyny movement” emerged that sought to convince people that “the coolest thing was to be neither male nor female.” One of the…

Trump Supports Kyrie Irving’s ‘Heroic’ War On Media Lies About Flat Earth

Kyrie Irving, point guard for the Cleveland Cavaliers, has revealed he believes the Earth is flat. Irving made headlines when he questioned the shape of the Earth on a conspiracy theory-themed episode of the Road Trippin’ with RJ and Channing podcast with teammates Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye. Irving was responding to a question from Frye about whether or not he believes…

Coulter Calls The Vatican To “Sack The Pope Now That God Has Already Chosen A New Head Of The Church”

It seems that ultraconservative author Ann Coulter may have just lost it after watching President Donald Trump’s much talked about “fake news” press conference. “Trump is already head of state,” Coulter tweeted. “After that press conference, in my eyes, he’s now head of church.” This is somewhat surprising, since Coulter is a known Presbyterian and should know better than to suggest someone…

Betsy DeVos Plans To Establish A Nationwide TV Program Designed To “Cure Gays Through Television”

Betsy DeVos sits on the board of a “brain performance” center whose physician operator claims he can treat ADHD with television Dr. Majid Fotuhi, who emigrated from his native Iran in the 1980s while disguised as a mullah, oversees treatments at Neurocore, a controversial chain of medical facilities bankrolled by President Donald Trump’s newly confirmed education secretary, reported The Daily Beast. Neurocore…

Pence Warns Iran Not To Test The Resolve Of This New President “Or He Will Attack You On Twitter”

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U.S. Vice President Mike Pence Sunday warned Iran not to underestimate President Donald Trump, saying Tehran would do well to “think twice about their hostile and belligerent actions.” In an interview on ABC’s “This Week,” Pence advised Iran to “look at the calendar” and realize Barack Obama is no longer in office. Trump repeatedly criticized the Obama administration of being soft on…

Ann Coulter: “Mexicans Need To Decide Whether They Prefer Paying For The Wall Or Sending Us Their Therapists To Treat The Girls They’re Raping”

Ann Coulter rarely shies away from a controversial topic, even when it means being targeted by internet trolls unhappy with her political views. The conservative pundit took to Twitter Thursday and made a comparison that sent social media users into a fury. Coulter linked a quote from the Washington Examiner’s Byron York, which cited another figure, claiming, the “cost of building a…

LePage: “If Lewis Refuses To Thank Republicans For Abolishing Slavery, We Can Always Consider Reestablishing It”

Rep. John Lewis (D-GA) may be a civil rights icon, but Republican Maine Gov. Paul LePage thinks he could use a history lesson on civil rights in the United States. The Portland Press Herald reports that LePage slammed Lewis for questioning President-elect Donald Trump’s legitimacy during a regular appearance on a local talk radio show, and he said Lewis needed to show…

Trump: “If We Find Out Putin Tried To Hack The Election, We’ll Build A High Firewall And Force Russia To Pay For It”

As U.S. intelligence officials have raised increasing alarm this week over Russia’s meddling in the presidential election, Donald Trump has sought to recast the investigation as a matter of old-fashioned politics rather than national security. The president-elect has reacted to mounting pressure to take stronger steps against Russia not only by trying to discredit the intelligence community but also by suggesting that…

John Bolton: “Obama Is Unable To Understand Putin Because He’s Suffering From Color Mentality”

President-elect Donald Trump praised Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday afternoon, after the Russian leader said he would not expel any U.S. diplomats from his country. Trump tweeted, “Great move on delay (by V. Putin) – I always knew he was very smart!” It’s shockingly direct praise from an incoming American president for a Russian leader who’s been accused by U.S. intelligence…

Benham Brothers Aim To Ban LGBT People From Using Public Toilets “Because That Would Prevent Normal People’s Prayers In There”

A pair of would-be reality TV stars lashed out at North Carolina lawmakers who are considering the repeal of an anti-LGBT measure that may have cost the state hundreds of millions of dollars in business. David and Jason Benham, whose extreme anti-LGBT views cost them an HGTV reality show before it began production, warned the repeal was a “political shakedown” that would…

Judge Jeanine Calls President-Elect To “Send Michelle Back To Kenya Since She’s Lost All Hope Here”

Outgoing First Lady Michelle Obama’s comment that Americans have lost hope following the election of Donald Trump got under the skin of Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro who went off on a rant about Benghazi and Muslim beheadings, before bizarrely stating, “America rejected you.” Jeanine said, “Michelle, you may not realize it, but Americans rejected you and everything you stand for. Hope…

Fiorina Compares Trump To Shaquille O’Neal: “Impossible To Hate Him Because He Beat The Black Mamba”

After calling on Donald Trump to drop out during the brutal presidential race, former GOP candidate Carly Fiorina sung the president-elect’s praises during a meeting at Trump Tower on Monday. Fiorina is reportedly being considered for the role of director of national intelligence. “It was an honor to meet the president-elect,” Fiorina told reporters before praising the “really cool” sports memorabilia in…

Rep. Love: “Nobody’s Perfect; Everybody Gropes A Woman Or Two At Some Point In Their Life”

Rep. Mia Love (R-UT) isn’t bothered by Donald Trump taking to Twitter to attack American citizens. When CNN host Jake Tapper asked Love if she’d seen the tweets that the president-elect has sent out over the last week, Love looked like a deer in headlights. “I can’t imagine the kind of-“ Love began to say over Tapper as she explained the death…

Robertson: “Carson More Qualified Than Obama Because He’s A Real Black Worker, Not A Mulatto Lazy One”

Televangelist Pat Robertson took issue recently with criticism of Ben Carson’s appointment to be the next secretary of housing and urban development, insisting that Democrats shouldn’t attack Carson on the issue because, he claimed, neither President Obama nor Sen. Bernie Sanders had any experience before they ran for president. Responding to a statement on Carson’s nomination from incoming Senate Minority Leader Chuck…