Conway: “Trump Won, Ergo, Pu**y Grabbing Is Presidential”

Former Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway recently declared on CNN that Donald Trump’s election win meant that his behavior on Twitter was automatically “presidential.” During a forum at the Harvard Kennedy School’s Institute of Politics last week, a student questioned Trump’s use of Twitter as a communications strategy. In recent tweets, Trump made false claims about election fraud, attacked reporters and complained…

Jeff Sessions Calls To Ban Kenyans And Blacks From U.S. Army: “They Tend To Be Spies Because They Can Hide In The Dark More Easily”

In a 2012 interview, Jeff Sessions – Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general – told a radio host immigrants should not be allowed to serve in the military, arguing that immigrants are more likely to be spies, the Intercept reports. Speaking with radio host Lars Larson in April 2014, Sessions asked, “in terms of who’s going to be most likely to be…

Carl Higbie Defends The Muslim Interment Camp Idea: “We Promise They’ll Be Crematorium-less Camps”

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Advisers to the President-elect are reportedly considering a log of immigrants who come to America from Muslim countries, according to Reuters. During the 1940s, more than 110,000 Japanese-Americans were put into internment camps after the bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941. Carl Higbie, a former Navy SEAL and spokesman and co-chair of Great America Political Action Committee, which supported Trump’s campaign,…

Jim Bakker Claims Trump Getting Elected Is The Ultimate Proof God Exists Because “No Way So Many Americans Actually Voted For Him”

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Right-wing televangelist and End Times prepper Jim Bakker hosted an election night broadcast at which jubilation erupted once the networks began officially declaring that Donald Trump had won. “Donald Trump is president!” Bakker declared, as music began playing and audience members danced in the aisles with joy. Once things calmed down a bit, Bakker stated that Trump’s election was “the greatest miracle…

Conway: “There’s No Rational Reason To Prevent A Child Rapist From Being President”

Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway declined on Monday to address how a lawsuit accusing Donald Trump of raping a child would impact his presidency. During an interview on CNBC, Conway accused Hillary Clinton’s campaign of being “sneaky” by asking the FBI to release more information about emails that were found on longtime aide Huma Abedin’s computer. “Just ask Huma what’s on there,…

Terri Rote Said About Shawn Steel Calls GOP Supporters To Vote Twice “To Balance Out The Left Wing-Rigged Election”

An Iowa woman charged with voter fraud has admitted to casting two ballots in the presidential election, because Terri Rote feared her vote for Republican nominee Donald Trump would be changed instead to a vote for Hillary Clinton. Terri Rote, a 55-year-old registered Republican, was arrested by Des Moines police on Thursday after she reportedly cast an early ballot at the Polk…

Jones: “White House Hiding Malia’s Drugged Sex Tape, But Why Would A Decent Man Want To Watch A Gorilla Intercourse Anyway?”

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has suggested the Obama White House is hiding a sex tape featuring Malia Obama. “My sources in cyber security and intelligence tell me Obama is using NSA, CIA and Anonymous hackers to scrub any trace of the tape from the Internet,” said Jones on his show “Info Wars.” “He also used his contacts with Google to stop the…

Conway: “Trump Plans To Sue Hillary For Bringing Dirt Into The Election”

Appearing on MSNBC Monday afternoon, the campaign manager for GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump defended the candidate over comments he made Saturday when he threatened to sue the women who have accused him of assaulting them. Speaking in Gettysburg on Saturday, Trump put forth his plans for the first 100 days of his presidency with a series of policy proposals, only to…

Newt Gingrich: “Clinton Plans To Force Pastors To Refer To God As A ‘She’”

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich joined a teleconference recently hosted by the Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC) to discuss the presidential election, warning the group that if Hillary Clinton is allowed to nominate Supreme Court justices, she could pick “fanatics who want to impose a secular America on the rest of us” and who might even go so far as to…

Pence: “I Haven’t Known Trump Very Long, But What’s The Worst That Could Happen With Him As President?”

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Mike Pence denied knowing Donald Trump very well in a painful CNN interview as he stood in front of the actual bus that he figuratively threw his running mate beneath. CNN’s Chris Cuomo grilled the Republican vice presidential candidate: “…You said we can’t say that when he said what he said about Judge (Gonzalo) Curiel, not making it about the case but…

Trump Orders Steel And Aluminum From China: “It’s A Special Project That Requires Cheap, Bad Quality Steel”

Plenty of blue-collar workers believe that, as president, Donald Trump would be ready to fight off U.S. trade adversaries and reinvigorate the country’s manufacturing industries through his commitment to the Rust Belt. What they likely don’t know is that Trump has been stiffing American steel workers on his own construction projects for years. A Newsweek investigation has found that in at least…

Eric Trump: “A Good Man Will Always Try Not To Pay His Taxes So He Could Have More Money For Charity”

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Donald Trump may have been able to pay no federal income tax for more than a decade, according to a leaked partial tax return obtained by the New York Times. Sections of the 1995 tax return sent anonymously through the mail and confirmed by Trump’s personal accountant show that Trump’s losses in Atlantic City casino projects, a Trump airline and the Plaza…

Ryan: “Obama Vetoing Islamic Issues Is Like Hillary Clinton Trying To Veto Abortion-Related Stuff”

The House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly on Wednesday to reject President Barack Obama’s veto of a bill allowing relatives of the victims of the Sept. 11 attacks to sue Saudi Arabia, the first veto override of Obama’s eight-year-long presidency. The vote was 348-76, well above the two-thirds majority needed for an override. The Senate earlier opposed the veto by 97-1, so the…

Eric Trump: “If Miss Piggy Had Played Her Cards Rights, She Could Have Been My Stepmom; Instead, She Chose To Get Fat”

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There were many soundbite moments during the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on Monday night, but one of the highlights arrived near the end when Clinton referenced Alicia Machado, who Trump once described as “Miss Piggy” after her weight gain. Machado, 39, was crowned Miss Universe in 1996, the first year Trump had owned the pageant. The Venezuela native…

Rand Paul: “All Of My Black Friends Wish They Had Lived During Slavery Times Compared To Now Under Obama”

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) expressed disappointment that President Barack Obama had not yet ended racism. The Republican senator and former presidential candidate appeared Wednesday on the West Virginia talk radio program hosted by Tom Roten, where the two conservatives discussed the protests that broke out over the fatal police shootings of black men in North Carolina and Oklahoma, reported Right Wing Watch.…

‘You Deserve Rape’ Campus Preacher Pleads Court Not To Jail Him Out Of Fear Of Getting Raped

A controversial campus street preacher, who has long told women that they “deserve rape” for wearing yoga pants, was arrested this week for kicking a woman in the chest. Via Patheos, Tuscon News Now reports that Dean Frederick Saxton, a.k.a. “Brother Dean,” was arrested this week for assaulting a University of Arizona student during one of his “sermons.” In addition to facing…

Dannenfelser: “Women Ought To Respect The Creator’s Blessing Of A Baby, Even If He Chooses To Deliver It Via Rapist”

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Donald Trump has named an anti-abortion hardliner as one of his top domestic policy advisors. The Republican presidential candidate announced a new “pro-life coalition” that will be spearheaded by Marjorie Dannenfelser, the president of the Susan B. Anthony List. She opposes exceptions in anti-abortion measures carved out for rape and incest survivors, saying those concessions are “abominable” and “intellectually dishonest.” “I think…

Glenn Beck: “Hillary Died Years Ago, The Imposter Keeps Wearing Pants To Hide His Leg Hair”

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was giving a speech in Cleveland on September 4 when she paused to cough and blamed it on Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. “Every time I think about Trump, I get allergic,” Clinton joked. Clinton’s speech included much more, but some mainstream media outlets focused on her cough, which has been pushed as a sign of ill…

Ted Cruz: “Obama Is A Rich, Spoiled Man Who Doesn’t Have Any Respect For The White Founders Of Our Great Country”

Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas, in an interview Tuesday, ripped both San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick for his ongoing protest during the national anthem and President Barack Obama for coming to the quarterback’s defense. The former 2016 Republican presidential hopeful was ambushed by a TMZ reporter outside of Reagan National Airport in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday. He was asked about the…

Anne Graham: “I Don’t Get Why Certain People Want To Vote For Clinton Despite Knowing She’s A Woman”

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Many well-known individuals are going to vote for Hillary Clinton simply because she is a woman. Anne Graham-Lotz, the daughter of Billy Graham, is not one of them. “The Benghazi situation is one,” she replied when asked why she cannot support Clinton. “There are some things that aren’t right.” Graham-Lotz might have her own personal preferences, but she realizes the future of…

Chicago Hospital Requires Single Women To “Declare They Are Virgins” As A Condition For Receiving Medical Help

When a woman from the Chicago area went to her doctor’s office because she was bleeding and suffering from a dislodged IUD, she was turned away because her doctor was associated with a Catholic hospital network, which is against any type of birth control. Rewire reported that Melanie Jones, 28, slipped and fell in her bathroom, causing her IUD to deviate and…

Murdoch: “Obama And Kaepernick Are Mullato Tragedies, They Should Learn From Real Blacks Like Ben Carson”

Rupert Murdoch, the 84-year-old white Australian billionaire who owns pretty much every awful major right-wing media outlet you can think of, is on Twitter. And he has a lot to say. Yesterday, for example, he sent a tweet in which he suggested that President Obama isn’t a “real black president” – not like Ben Carson would be, anyway. As you might expect,…