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Newslo, The Least Trusted Name In News, is your #1 source for political satire on the internet. Newslo Declares War on The Onion-Newslo, the first purely democratic source for breaking news, is formally at war with dictatorial and monopolizing newsgroup, The Onion. In a statement from Roger Arkin, Press Secretary for Newslo, the site announced a preemptive strike on The Onion after Newslo’s intelligence department discovered The Onion’s plan for an attempted Internet takeover. FOX’S ‘Some Sei’ Finally Revealed, Found Living Homeless in Chinatown-A 39-year-old homeless man living in the Lower East Side was recently uncovered as the famous Fox News correspondent Some Sei on Tuesday. Mr. Sei sleeps in a large cardboard box and has spray-painted at least fifty statements and theories on the wall behind him. Mr. Sei said that he was unaware of his role as Fox’s most quoted political pundit, but is glad that “at least people get the truth, the stuff we all know but nobody wants to hear: Obama’s a Nazi-liberal, illegal immigrants caused the recession and 107 members of Congress have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.”

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Brit Hume Said About Health Insurance 

  • July 17, 2017
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During a discussion on the GOP’s healthcare plan designed to replace Obamacare, longtime Fox contributor Brit Hume criticized compelling insurers to cover people with pre-existing conditions, reports Media Matters. Speaking…
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Conway News: “I Am Ready To Fire Thomas Roberts For Crossing The Line By Disrespecting The U.S. President”

  • June 7, 2017
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Following last week’s terrorist attack in London, President Trump at one point decided to use his Twitter to criticize London mayor Sadiq Khan’s message to his city. White House counsel…
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Sarah Huckabee: “The President Is Against The Politically Correct, So It’s Idiotic To Demand His Political Tweets To Be Correct”

  • June 6, 2017
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Deputy White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Monday got into a heated exchange with reporter April Ryan after she asked about whether President Donald Trump is courting danger…
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Palin Suggests She Can Replace O’Reilly: “I’m The Smartest Person I Know And There’s Zero Risk Of Me Harassing Women”

  • April 19, 2017
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Fox News announced Wednesday veteran host Bill O’Reilly would not return to the network following numerous allegations of sexual harassment and other misconduct. O’Reilly was away from his show on…
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Trump: “God Created Fox News To Lead And Support My Presidency”

  • March 21, 2017
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President Donald Trump reportedly records cable news throughout the day so he can catch up on how he is being covered before going to bed each night. Speaking on Slate’s…
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Spicer: “WikiLeaks Provides Evidence That Obama Likely Requested CIA To Telepathically Wiretap Donald Trump”

  • March 10, 2017
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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wants everyone to know that he, the White House and the president are “not aware” of a Justice Department investigation into Donald Trump’s wiretapping…
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Trump Threatens To “Ban CNN’s Entrance To White House” If They Don’t Show Him Signing The New Travel Ban

  • March 6, 2017
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“This is not me blackmailing them into giving me what I want; this is me doing the presidential thing and getting them to do their actual job. If you recall, that’s also what Kennedy was doing before he was assassinated. Funny how that works, huh?”
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White House Blocks NY Times, CNN & LA Times From Media Briefing Because “They Always Leak Info To The Public”

  • February 24, 2017
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The White House on Friday barred several major media outlets form an informal briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer, CNN reports. CNN, the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times,…
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White House Source Denies Conway Banned From Appearing On TV: “She’ll Be Back As Soon As She’s Mentally Healthy Again”

  • February 22, 2017
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“She’s been flown out to Hawaii to recover from the stress. She’s overworked, and then there’s also the fact that all Republicans tend to be a little out there every once in a while, which is, again, completely understandable”
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Pence Warns Iran Not To Test The Resolve Of This New President “Or He Will Attack You On Twitter”

  • February 5, 2017
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U.S. Vice President Mike Pence Sunday warned Iran not to underestimate President Donald Trump, saying Tehran would do well to “think twice about their hostile and belligerent actions.” In an…
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Coulter: “It’s Been Centuries Since Republicans Abolished Slavery; No Reason For Them Not To Be Back In Their Own Countries By Now”

  • February 4, 2017
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On Friday’s Breitbart News Daily, author Ann Coulter praised the cadre of sharp advisers and feisty defenders assembled around President Donald Trump and said, “We need more of them.” “I…
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Morgan Ortagus: “Michelle Obama Should Respect The Fact That A Real Lady Is Coming To The White House For A Change”

  • December 19, 2016
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Morgan Ortagus, a frequent Fox Business pundit and national co-chair of Maverick PAC, asserted that First Lady Michelle Obama should “just smile and be helpful to Melania Trump” instead of…
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Judge Jeanine Calls President-Elect To “Send Michelle Back To Kenya Since She’s Lost All Hope Here”

  • December 18, 2016
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Outgoing First Lady Michelle Obama’s comment that Americans have lost hope following the election of Donald Trump got under the skin of Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro who went off…
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Newslo To Sue Google Over Fake News Ban: “They Still Allow People To Refer To The Bible As ‘A Reliable Source’”

  • December 10, 2016
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Back in November, Google announced that its advertising tools will soon be closed to websites that promote fake news, a policy that could cut off revenue streams for publications that…
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Trump Responds To SNL: “Obama Laughed At Me In 2011, Now I Have His Chair; Baldwin Is Next”

  • December 7, 2016
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U.S. President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday doubled down on his scorn for popular TV sketch show “Saturday Night Live,” and especially Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of him, saying “the skits are…
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Murdoch: “Obama And Kaepernick Are Mullato Tragedies, They Should Learn From Real Blacks Like Ben Carson”

  • September 5, 2016
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Rupert Murdoch, the 84-year-old white Australian billionaire who owns pretty much every awful major right-wing media outlet you can think of, is on Twitter. And he has a lot to…
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Heather Nauert: “Midget DeVito Thinks That We’re All Racist Because He’s Scared Of Big, Black Men”

  • January 25, 2016
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“He is clearly delusional. The air down there must be very thin, causing him to not think clearly”
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Christopher Harmer Calls To Prosecute American Sailors For “Not Fighting Until Death”

  • January 17, 2016
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Just when you think that the right-wing “patriots” can’t go any lower in putting their hatred for President Obama and Iran over any pleasure and relief that 10 U.S. sailors…
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Mike Huckabee: “Josh Duggar Was Planted By The Liberal Media To Hurt The Godly Family”

  • January 14, 2016
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“And if they’re willing to go this far to get publicity, it makes you wonder how far they’ll be willing to go to get something bigger”
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Katherine Timpf: “Obama Created ISIS As Excuse To Block Conservative Twitter Accounts”

  • January 2, 2016
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Appearing on Fox & Friends on Saturday, a National Review columnist agreed with the weekend hosts that new rules established by Twitter to curb harassment and abuse could be used…
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Geraldo Rivera: “Ghetto Punks Die Anyway, Obama Prefers It When They’re Killed By White Cops”

  • November 4, 2015
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“You always see him talking about it, but you never witness him taking any specific or determined steps to solve the problem”
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Trump Apologize: “I Didn’t Mean To Hurt Kelly, I Just Like Bleeding Women”

  • August 8, 2015
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"As a matter of fact, I actually like woman who bleed, whether it’s caused by nature or some other factor. One could even say it’s kind of my thing"
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Andrea Tantaros: “Women Should Always Make Their Man A Sandwich After Sex, Not Behave Like Hillary”

  • July 31, 2015
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“Bill needed some TLC and he obviously wasn’t getting it from Hillary”
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Coca-Cola To Sue The ChristianPost For Claiming That “There Are Baby Body Parts” Inside Its Beverages

  • July 27, 2015
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“Okay, okay – we might have experienced with cocaine and several cancerogenic substances for the sake of flavor, but never body parts”
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