The 58-bed facility offers all the usual hotel amenities, such as towels, soap, and even toothpaste. There’s also a community area with games and a flat-screen television, so inmates won’t miss a second of the action.
“Dennis who? We remember Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, but are pretty sure there was nobody named Dennis on those Bulls teams. In fact, we are positive that nobody named Dennis Rodman ever existed.”