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Newslo, your number 1 source for New York satire and political humor. Newslo writes satirical articles satirizing New York politics and news. Everything from Mayor Bloomberg to an intern trafficking ring.
NYPD Busts Intern Trafficking Ring- NEW YORK — NYPD Detectives raided Soho public-relations firm FaceWise and discovered a brutal intern trafficking ring that included over two dozen individuals locked in a series of walk-in supply closets. The interns were found gagged, sitting Indian style, with little to no hope they would be hired. “I looked through the cracks of the closet and saw 10 to 12 beady eyes staring back at me,” says Special Agent
Bloomberg Caught Strapping Dynamite to Verrazzano Bridge to Cut Off Staten Island — NEW YORK — Commuters along the Verrazzano-Narrows bridge yesterday morning were shocked to find NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg dangling below from a bungee-cord, duct-taping bricks of dynamite to the pilings in an attempt to sever the only physical tie Staten Island has to New York City. “I’m blowin’ this shit up!” the mayor called out to the throng of witnesses gathered above, who were thrilled with news.