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Newslo, your number 1 source for New York satire and political humor. Newslo writes satirical articles satirizing New York politics and news. Everything from Mayor Bloomberg to an intern trafficking ring.
NYPD Busts Intern Trafficking Ring- NEW YORK — NYPD Detectives raided Soho public-relations firm FaceWise and discovered a brutal intern trafficking ring that included over two dozen individuals locked in a series of walk-in supply closets. The interns were found gagged, sitting Indian style, with little to no hope they would be hired. “I looked through the cracks of the closet and saw 10 to 12 beady eyes staring back at me,” says Special Agent
Bloomberg Caught Strapping Dynamite to Verrazzano Bridge to Cut Off Staten Island — NEW YORK — Commuters along the Verrazzano-Narrows bridge yesterday morning were shocked to find NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg dangling below from a bungee-cord, duct-taping bricks of dynamite to the pilings in an attempt to sever the only physical tie Staten Island has to New York City. “I’m blowin’ this shit up!” the mayor called out to the throng of witnesses gathered above, who were thrilled with news.

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Start Spreading The News: Your Essential New York Reading List

  • June 5, 2020
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For many people, the prospect of a vacation has been on hold for a while – but that doesn’t mean we can’t plan. A little bit of Covid-19 isolation can’t…
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Rep. Tom Reed Suggests Increasing Military Budget “So The Poor Can Feel Safe And Stop Stealing Our Money For Their Health” 1
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Rep. Tom Reed Suggests Increasing Military Budget “So The Poor Can Feel Safe And Stop Stealing Our Money For Their Health”

  • June 5, 2017
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“Donald Trump is trying to help America, only unlike Barack Obama, he actually cares about what happens to all of its citizens and not just the poor”
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Giuliani: “10% Of Our Black Population Is Jailed And Soon 100% Of Our Former Black President Will Join Them” 2
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Giuliani: “10% Of Our Black Population Is Jailed And Soon 100% Of Our Former Black President Will Join Them”

  • October 25, 2016
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Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani will say pretty much anything to try and discredit Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. His latest attack goes so far as to evoke…
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Franklin Graham: “NY Bombing Is God’s Way Of Intervening Just In Time To Save America From Hillary” 3
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Franklin Graham: “NY Bombing Is God’s Way Of Intervening Just In Time To Save America From Hillary”

  • September 19, 2016
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Evangelist Franklin Graham responded to explosions in New York City and New Jersey and a stabbing incident at a Minnesota mall, saying the next president “needs to be someone who…
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Ted Cruz’s Yiddish Ad Calls To Vote For Him Because His “Meshugene Tuches Was Chosen By Jesus” 4
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Ted Cruz’s Yiddish Ad Calls To Vote For Him Because His “Meshugene Tuches Was Chosen By Jesus”

  • April 19, 2016
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Both Republican and Democratic candidates have been courting Jewish voters ahead of Tuesday’s New York primary vote, looking for an edge in competitive districts with large Jewish populations. Orthodox Jews,…
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De Blasio Announces White House Bid; Clinton, Republicans Struggle to Respond 5
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De Blasio Announces White House Bid; Clinton, Republicans Struggle to Respond

  • April 24, 2015
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Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that if elected, de Blasio will turn the country into “one big marijuana village with no police force.”
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Mayim Bialik Spends Holiday With Ex: “The Meaning Of Jewish Passover Really Is To Suffer For Your Kids” 6
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Mayim Bialik Spends Holiday With Ex: “The Meaning Of Jewish Passover Really Is To Suffer For Your Kids”

  • April 7, 2015
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“Part of being a good parent is putting your children’s needs and wishes before your own”
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Rudi Giuliani: “For Obama, America Is The Same As Michelle – No Love, But No Other Option” 7
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Rudi Giuliani: “For Obama, America Is The Same As Michelle – No Love, But No Other Option”

  • February 19, 2015
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I can think of 6,999,999,999 people on this planet who could do a better job as President
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