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NYPD Busts Intern Trafficking Ring- NEW YORK — NYPD Detectives raided Soho public-relations firm FaceWise and discovered a brutal intern trafficking ring that included over two dozen individuals locked in a series of walk-in supply closets. The interns were found gagged, sitting Indian style, with little to no hope they would be hired. “I looked through the cracks of the closet and saw 10 to 12 beady eyes staring back at me,” says Special Agent
Bloomberg Caught Strapping Dynamite to Verrazzano Bridge to Cut Off Staten Island — NEW YORK — Commuters along the Verrazzano-Narrows bridge yesterday morning were shocked to find NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg dangling below from a bungee-cord, duct-taping bricks of dynamite to the pilings in an attempt to sever the only physical tie Staten Island has to New York City. “I’m blowin’ this shit up!” the mayor called out to the throng of witnesses gathered above, who were thrilled with news.
Rep. Tom Reed Suggests Increasing Military Budget “So The Poor Can Feel Safe And Stop Stealing Our Money For Their Health”
Giuliani: “10% Of Our Black Population Is Jailed And Soon 100% Of Our Former Black President Will Join Them”
Franklin Graham: “NY Bombing Is God’s Way Of Intervening Just In Time To Save America From Hillary”
Ted Cruz’s Yiddish Ad Calls To Vote For Him Because His “Meshugene Tuches Was Chosen By Jesus”
De Blasio Announces White House Bid; Clinton, Republicans Struggle to Respond

Mayim Bialik Spends Holiday With Ex: “The Meaning Of Jewish Passover Really Is To Suffer For Your Kids”
Rudi Giuliani: “For Obama, America Is The Same As Michelle – No Love, But No Other Option”
Police Chief: “I Shot My Wife In My Sleep, Dreamed She Was Bill De Blasio”

NYPD: “We Only Arrest White People Now – No Crime, No Work, No Danger”

NYPD Offers Free Abortions as Part of New Community Outreach Program
Michael Bloomberg Regains Control of Company for Another Term, Renames It ‘Newer York City’
NYPD’s Stop-and-Frisk Amended, Now Stop-and-Kill Black Males
Soda Ban a Bust, NYC Turns Attention to Forcing Kale Consumption
China’s Replica of the Bronx Looks Like Crap, but so Does the Bronx
Conspiracy Theorists See Cover-up in 9/11 Museum’s Removal of Commemorative Cheese Plate
NYPD: We Don’t Spy on Muslims; We Force Muslims to Spy on Muslims

Drunken Cops Livening Up NYC with Jaunty Shootings
Rep. Grimm: My Federal Indictment Will Help Me Relate to My Constituents
Members of NYPD’s Demographics Unit Find Islam After Spying on Muslims
Court Bans Teaching of Facts in New York’s Sunday Schools

Trump Nixes Run for N.Y. Governor, Fears Negative Comparison with Intelligent Human Opponent
