For many people, the prospect of a vacation has been on hold for a while – but that doesn’t mean we can’t plan. A little bit of Covid-19 isolation can’t stop us celebrating New York City, the city so nice, they named it twice (it’s true). Maybe you’re a native New Yorker who never takes the time to enjoy the wonders right…
“Donald Trump is trying to help America, only unlike Barack Obama, he actually cares about what happens to all of its citizens and not just the poor”
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani will say pretty much anything to try and discredit Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. His latest attack goes so far as to evoke prisoner imagery to describe her. “When I see her, I see her in an orange jumpsuit, I’m sorry,” he said Tuesday on “The Dom Giordano Program,” a Philadelphia radio show. “Or at…
Evangelist Franklin Graham responded to explosions in New York City and New Jersey and a stabbing incident at a Minnesota mall, saying the next president “needs to be someone who is tough on terrorism.” “One thing is for sure – our next president needs to be someone who is tough on terrorism,” Graham, president of Samaritan’s Purse and Billy Graham Evangelistic Association,…
Both Republican and Democratic candidates have been courting Jewish voters ahead of Tuesday’s New York primary vote, looking for an edge in competitive districts with large Jewish populations. Orthodox Jews, who make up a significant portion of New York’s Jewish population, have become an important bloc in the New York primary for both parties. Some candidates have also launched Yiddish language ad…

Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that if elected, de Blasio will turn the country into “one big marijuana village with no police force.”
“Part of being a good parent is putting your children’s needs and wishes before your own”
I can think of 6,999,999,999 people on this planet who could do a better job as President

“I could have sworn I was in New York City and was on my way to meet that prick of a mayor”

“If the people start noticing a decrease in crime in NYC, they’ll know it’s because the NYPD has stopped arresting blacks altogether”
“The fact is that it’s a simple misunderstanding. As part of our attempt to build stronger relations with the community, we’ve begun offering free abortions to women who couldn’t afford them otherwise.”
Bloomberg, who has opted against reclaiming the title of chief in favor of “mayor” of the company, is expected to enact sweeping changes at the company.
A source told Newslo that the initiative was originally called “Kill, Just Kill,” but was later changed so as to better reflect the program’s mission: “Keeping You Safe by Killing Just a Few of You.”
“I can’t anticipate anyone having a problem with this, anyway. Who doesn’t love avocado kale ice cream?”
“The Bronx is famous for looking like a city someone started building, but then decided instead to drop it into a vat of hot acid,” says Xin.
Independent research from a non-governmental agency indicates that consumption of this blue cheese before bed is associated with especially outlandish dreams.

“It’s great community outreach, any way you look at it,” added Finley.
It’s been a jaunty, fun-filled week in New York City, where cops have been entertaining the normally bored masses with a series of drunken shootings.
I know, I know. You’ve seen the headlines. You know I’m in a bit of a pickle over here.
Kelly claims that the information gleaned by informants known as “mosque crawlers,” who surveilled religious sermons for the department, completely changed his thinking on Islam.

“But at the same time, you can’t be bringing in science and reason into a church or a Sunday school.”

ALBANY, N.Y. – Donald Trump took to the Twitterverse this week to announce that he would not be running for governor of New York, citing his fear of “competing against an actual human being for public office.” Perhaps this is a wise move for Trump, who, along with Republican candidate Rob Astorino, trailed incumbent governor Andrew Cuomo by 40 percentage points in…
“There isn’t a Republican official alive who won’t be sent to prison if my trial moves forward.
“No longer will we allow our African-American and Latino populations to be awkwardly groped and caressed by the meaty paws of a middle-aged, white cop with an axe to grind.”