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NoNeedToSatirize

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Newslo, The Least Trusted Name In News, Your #1 source for political humor and satire. Teach The Controversy Bill Allows Teachers from NoNeedToSatirize.

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Carl Kerby: “Dinosaurs Were In Noah’s Ark, He Took The Babies”

  • September 7, 2015
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“I would suggest to you they didn’t take the big old dinosaur – they would have taken the younger ones”
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Will Infantine: “Women Don’t Work Hard Like Men, They Deserve Less Pay”

  • September 7, 2015
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“A New Hampshire lawmaker found himself being heckled by his colleagues recently during a state House speech, which asserted that women lacked the work ethic of men so they should…
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Bachmann Happy With Iran Deal Because “Now God Will Punish The U.S.”

  • August 11, 2015
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“There are consequences to doing things like this against God’s covenant land, there are horrible consequences. Then you throw in some other things such as the Supreme Court decision back in late June and a lot of other things. Judgment isn’t just coming; judgment is already here.”
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Democrat Sex Scandal Aftermath; Lawmaker By Day, Prison Bitch By Night

  • December 24, 2014
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“I’ll come back even stronger”
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#NNTS: Fox News Guest Thinks World Cup is Meant to be Distraction from Obama’s Problems

  • June 27, 2014
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Host Harris Faulkner replied, “They set these schedules years ago. It’s not like they lined it up with current events of the world.”
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NNTS: Islam Not Covered by First Amendment, Says Republican House Candidate

  • June 24, 2014
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“Most people think Islam is a religion, it’s not,” he said a crowd of Coweta County Tea Party Patriots in 2001. “It’s a totalitarian way of life with a religious component."
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Lawrence Lockman: “If Women Can Get Abortions, Men Should Be Legally Allowed to Rape Them”

  • June 18, 2014
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“I hold no animosity toward anyone by virtue of their gender or sexual orientation, and today I am focused on ensuring freedom and economic prosperity for all Mainers.”
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#NNTS: Rick Perry goes to San Francisco, compares homosexuality to alcoholism

  • June 12, 2014
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“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.”
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NNTS: SC gov. calls to ban ‘black biker week’ after shootings, but not white Harley week

  • June 9, 2014
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Gov. Nikki Haley (R) has called on one South Carolina town to end an event for black bikers, but has not opposed a similar so-called “Harley Davidson” biker week that is predominantly white.
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NNTS: Fox ‘expert’ links Bowe Bergdahl’s ballet dancing to Obama’s lack of ‘Americanism

  • June 4, 2014
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“And this swap — somebody who may not feel very American for five people who definitely don’t — is symptomatic of that. It was bound to happen when you have a leader that doesn’t affiliate with patriotism.”
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#NNTS: GOP Representative: Common Core Will Turn Kids Gay

  • May 21, 2014
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Now, if you’re asking yourself, “Self, aren’t Nazification and gay rights mutually exclusive?” Well, you clearly haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on in the Ukraine.
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#NNTS: Tucker Carlson: Pointing out my ‘white privilege’ is a ‘racist attack

  • May 18, 2014
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It’s strikes me as, by definition, a racist attack in that it’s making a generalization — a negative one — based on skin color.”
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#NNTS: Allen West: Kidnapped Nigerian girls are a ‘fishy’ Obama plot to distract from Benghazi

  • May 12, 2014
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“Are we witnessing an Obama ‘Wag the Dog’ moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes,” he asserted. “Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration, especially Benghazi and the Select Committee."
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Fischer: “It’s OK To Discriminate On Gender, God Designed Women To Be Secretaries”

  • May 11, 2014
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“I said, ‘Guys, don’t bother applying. I am discriminating on the basis of gender. You males need not apply for this position.’”
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#NNTS: A political ad so bad you’ll be glad it’s only 90 seconds long

  • May 7, 2014
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“Won’t let them in, won’t let them see that I’m a phony disc jockey,” the ad states. “I’ll try to lie, why should they know? Well now they know.”
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#NNTS: Fox News host Tucker Carlson: Women who pay for men’s dinners are ‘disgusting’

  • May 6, 2014
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“They have all these things where they take the man part out of being a man,” she added. “And then we wonder why men don’t act like men anymore.”
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#NNTS: Laura Ingraham uses botched Oklahoma execution to attack women who have abortions

  • May 4, 2014
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“Late-term abortions, the heinous things happening in the womb to children,” she continued. “And you don’t want to equate it, but innocents, right? There could be innocent people today on death row.”
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#NNTS: Allen West: Donald Sterling’s racist remarks a distraction from Benghazi

  • April 30, 2014
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"The outrage of the public seems to be totally focused on Mr. Sterling but, you know, you’ve got this thing with Benghazi and we have an even bigger lie"
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#NNTS: Glenn Beck says he got a message from God: ‘I am coming and I will settle scores

  • April 29, 2014
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Beck, a Mormon, told the crowd at the Christian university that God then informed him, “You tell them I am coming and I will settle scores.”
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#NNTS: Canadian Driver Sues Family of Boy She Killed with Her SUV

  • April 28, 2014
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We’re not sure, but apparently, the one thing easier to come by in Canada than a simple “sorry” is a “sorry, you’ve been served.”
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#NNTS: NH lawmaker: Women deserve less pay because they don’t work hard like men

  • April 24, 2014
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“Men, by and large, make more because some of the things that they do,” he opined. “Their jobs are, by and large, riskier. They don’t mind working nights and weekends. They don’t mind working overtime or outdoors.”
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#NNTS: Creationist Carl Kerby insists dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark: They took the younger ones

  • April 18, 2014
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“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?” he said.
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#NNTS: Former sheriff: Women ‘need to be the first ones shot’ by feds in Bundy Ranch standoff

  • April 15, 2014
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“We were actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front,” he recalled.
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#NNTS: Texas parent complains: Children can’t ‘grow naturally’ with transgender teacher

  • April 10, 2014
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“You know, they can do many things in life, but if it affects the young people — our little children — and their ability to learn and grow naturally, I just there’s an issue with that,” he declared."
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