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Carl Kerby: “Dinosaurs Were In Noah’s Ark, He Took The Babies”

“I would suggest to you they didn’t take the big old dinosaur – they would have taken the younger ones”

Will Infantine: “Women Don’t Work Hard Like Men, They Deserve Less Pay”

"A New Hampshire lawmaker found himself being heckled by his colleagues recently during a state House speech, which asserted that women lacked the work...

Bachmann Happy With Iran Deal Because “Now God Will Punish The U.S.”

“There are consequences to doing things like this against God’s covenant land, there are horrible consequences. Then you throw in some other things such as the Supreme Court decision back in late June and a lot of other things. Judgment isn’t just coming; judgment is already here.”

#NNTS: Fox News Guest Thinks World Cup is Meant to be Distraction from Obama’s Problems

Host Harris Faulkner replied, “They set these schedules years ago. It’s not like they lined it up with current events of the world.”

NNTS: Islam Not Covered by First Amendment, Says Republican House Candidate

“Most people think Islam is a religion, it’s not,” he said a crowd of Coweta County Tea Party Patriots in 2001. “It’s a totalitarian way of life with a religious component."

Lawrence Lockman: “If Women Can Get Abortions, Men Should Be Legally Allowed to Rape Them”

“I hold no animosity toward anyone by virtue of their gender or sexual orientation, and today I am focused on ensuring freedom and economic prosperity for all Mainers.”

#NNTS: Republican Sen. Thad Cochran: As a kid, I did ‘all kinds of indecent things with animals’

“Picking up pecans, from that to all kinds of indecent things with animals.”