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#NNTS: Rick Perry goes to San Francisco, compares homosexuality to alcoholism

“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.”

NNTS: SC gov. calls to ban ‘black biker week’ after shootings, but not white Harley week

Gov. Nikki Haley (R) has called on one South Carolina town to end an event for black bikers, but has not opposed a similar so-called “Harley Davidson” biker week that is predominantly white.

NNTS: Fox ‘expert’ links Bowe Bergdahl’s ballet dancing to Obama’s lack of ‘Americanism

“And this swap — somebody who may not feel very American for five people who definitely don’t — is symptomatic of that. It was bound to happen when you have a leader that doesn’t affiliate with patriotism.”

#NNTS: Homeschooling expert: Sex-ed is a liberal plot — make kids watch guinea pigs do it instead

“They should learn it the way I did, by watching animals do it on the street.”

#NNTS: GOP Representative: Common Core Will Turn Kids Gay

Now, if you’re asking yourself, “Self, aren’t Nazification and gay rights mutually exclusive?” Well, you clearly haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on in the Ukraine.

#NNTS: Texas man sues stripper to get Harry Potter DVDs back after finding out it isn’t true love

“No refunds in the strip club,” Mims added. “I’ve even had people come up in there asking, ‘Oh, can I get a dance,’ and they’ll pay me back next week. We ain’t got no layaway plans either.”

#NNTS: Tucker Carlson: Pointing out my ‘white privilege’ is a ‘racist attack

It’s strikes me as, by definition, a racist attack in that it’s making a generalization — a negative one — based on skin color.”