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Taxes in Kansas Republican’s Bill Aims To Ban Women From Wearing Colorful Skirts Because “People Are Genuinely Mistaking Them For Trans-People”

  • July 15, 2017
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Conservative Kansas lawmaker Francis Awerkamp posted a newsletter on his Facebook page this week that railed against the taxpayer-funded “homosexual agenda” after LGBTQ students visited the Capitol. Strangely, however, the…
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Trump Attacks Buzz Aldrin Back: “It Was All Fake News, There’s No Proof That Man Ever Came Close To The Moon”

  • July 4, 2017
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In an event at the White House this week, President Donald Trump reignited The National Space Council to help achieve his dream of landing a human on Mars within his…
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Eric Trump: “Nepotism Is How Americans Repay My Father For The Pro-Bono Work He’s Doing As President”

  • June 28, 2017
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President Donald Trump’s son Eric insists he was placed in control of his father’s business because of his talent. In a candid interview with Forbes, the younger Trump admitted that…
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Paul Ryan: “22 Million Americans Choose To Be Poor, So It’s Their Own Problem If They Can’t Afford To Be Healthy”

  • June 28, 2017
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House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) this week disputed reports that 22 million people would lose insurance under the Republican health care plan. During an interview that aired on Tuesday, Fox…
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Sheriff Clarke Says He Rescinded His Homeland Security Job “Because I Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Wear My Hat On Duty And I Prefer To Be The New FBI Head Anyway”

  • June 19, 2017
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Controversial Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke has reversed his acceptance of President Donald Trump’s nomination for a job in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), according to a Saturday report in…
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Trump Jr.: “Only People Who Have Killed Baby Elephants Have An Open Enough Mind To Have An Opinion About Comey’s Hypocrisy”

  • June 11, 2017
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Donald Trump’s eldest son sent out fiery tweets defending his father and attacking former FBI Director James Comey on Thursday – but former Bush White House Communications Director Nicole Wallace…
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Trump’s Lawyer Said President Made A Mistake By Firing Comey Because “As The Commander In Chief, He Could Arrested And Jailed Him Forever”

  • June 10, 2017
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President Trump’s personal lawyer offered a contradictory and partially inaccurate defense of his client after James Comey’s testimony on Thursday, accusing the former FBI director of lying under oath before…
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Gov. Chris Christie: “Women’s Viagra Pill Will Only Increase Lesbianism”

  • June 8, 2017
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“The New York Times relates that “Representative Cathy McMorris Rogers of Washington State, the top-ranking Republican woman in the House, was quoted by The Daily Beast last week as saying…
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Ted Cruz: “Southern States Should Build Their Own Nuclear Weapon To Protect Their Beliefs”

  • June 1, 2017
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“I would draw the line at building the device, because killing fellow Americans, as deviant as they may be, is not right”
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Rep. Blake Farenthold: “DNC Hacking Was An Inside Job Orchestrated To Destroy Trump’s Presidency”

  • May 24, 2017
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“I have a feeling that the government could suddenly start proclaiming that water is bad for us and that we need to switch over to beer, and the entire population of the country would probably start buying beer by the gallons”
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Trump Jr.: “The Memo Might Be True, But That’s Irrelevant Since It’s Illegal To Wiretap The President”

  • May 17, 2017
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Donald Trump Jr. on Wednesday sent out a tweet that seemed to confirm the contents of former FBI Director James Comey’s memo claiming that President Donald Trump had asked Comey…
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Roger Stone Blames Obama For The Possibility Of Trump Having Alzheimer’s Because “His Attacks On The President Caused Severe Stress”

  • May 16, 2017
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The whispers are growing louder that President Donald Trump may be suffering some sort of mental decline and cognitive impairment – and his longtime pal Roger Stone thinks it’s a…
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Spicer Blames Yates For Michael Flynn Firing: “Without Her Nonsense, We Would Have Kept A Perfectly Good Man In Service”

  • May 9, 2017
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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on Tuesday accused former acting Attorney General Sally Yates of being a “political opponent of the president” because she informed the White House that…
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Cruz: “How Can We Believe Yates On Russia When She Admits She Loves Muslims?”

  • May 8, 2017
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Sally Yates humiliated Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) when he tried to attack her position on President Donald Trump’s controversial travel ban. Yates was fired as acting attorney general for refusing…
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Conway Blames Democrats For Trumpcare Cutting Veterans’ Benefits Because “They’re Responsible For All The Latest Wars Anyway”

  • May 6, 2017
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President Donald Trump’s health care bill that was passed by the House Thursday would strip 7 million veterans of tax credits and put them in the high-risk pools because it…
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Palin & Nugent Visit White House, Tweet “The Real IQ Behind The Government”

  • April 20, 2017
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“What’s more, I know for a fact that Ted is currently working on a new rock-style national anthem geared towards true Americans, not these imported ones. Donald is going to love it”
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Conway: “Sanders Has A Moral Responsibility To Stop Protests Because Republicans Never Protested An Elected President”

  • April 18, 2017
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“These protesters are almost as crazy as Bernie himself, which is why it should be his job and his responsibility to get them off the streets. Should he refuse, I’m afraid he’ll go down in history as the only liberal who’s ever refused to cooperate with a Republican president. And they call us the bad guys”
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Candice Jackson: “For The Last 8 Out Of 10 Years Blacks Have Controlled The White House; It Proves White People Are Discriminated Against”

  • April 15, 2017
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Candice Jackson, who is the new acting head of the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights, also once complained that she was discriminated against because she is white.…
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Sean Spicer Defends Himself: “Gas Chambers Were Such A Minute Part Of World War II”

  • April 11, 2017
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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer asserted on Tuesday that Adolf Hitler had never used “chemical weapons.” During Tuesday’s White House press conference about Russia’s support of Syria, Spicer was…
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Spicer: “Trump Led BREXIT Successfully Because Of His Upper-Class, Eloquent English Skills”

  • April 6, 2017
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During Wednesday’s press briefing, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer gave a strange response when European Commission President Jean-Claude Junker criticized President Donald Trump’s comprehension of world affairs. Last week,…
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McConnell: “It’s Absurd To Ask Why We Didn’t Put Obama’s SCOTUS Nominates To The Vote When He Only Promotes Non-God-Fearing Candidates”

  • April 5, 2017
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During an interview on “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) claimed that it was the American people who made Senate Republicans refuse to give President…
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Texas Republicans Oppose Criminalizing Bestiality Because “It’s Long Been A Part Of Texan Culture”

  • March 31, 2017
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It’s not a crime for people in Texas to have sex with animals. When law enforcement comes across animal sexual abuse cases, they often only prosecute offenders for animal cruelty…
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Robertson: “Mark My Words, God Will Punish The Democrats For Disagreeing With God’s Healthcare Plan”

  • March 26, 2017
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Televangelist Pat Robertson started “The 700 Club” recently by insisting that the American Health Care Act, the GOP-written bill meant to replace Obamacare, “is going to pass” and “they’re going…
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Tom Price: “It’s Better For Our Budget If Cancer Patients Die More Quickly”

  • March 16, 2017
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Brian Kline is the type of person who voted for President Donald Trump in November. He’s a working-class man whose job is in retail, scoring him $11.66/hour. Thanks to Medicaid…
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