Trump: “Pastor Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover And The Fact That He’s Not Allowed To Say That About Me Is A Violation Of Religious Rights Freedom”

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Recently, CBN released the complete softball interview that Pat Robertson conducted with President Trump Robertson at the White House, during which Trump explained that he wants to get rid of the Johnson Amendment so that he can hear more from the right-wing pastors who love him. Trump Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover The Johnson Amendment prevents tax-exempt organizations, including churches, from…

Ken Ham Claims His “Noah’s Ark” Failed Because “Atheists Prayed For Me To Fail”

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The organization behind a tax-payer subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky is blaming atheists for tax-payers getting fleeced by the project. Creationist Ken Ham built the $92 million Ark Encounter project in Williamstown, Kentucky. The “dismal failure” of the project has backers lashing out at “intolerant atheists” for mocking the return on investment taxpayers have received. “Sadly, they are influencing business…

Pat Robertson: “Nothing In The Bible Says Pedophilia Is Against The Bible”

Recently on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson once again tackled the issue of polygamy, declaring that instances of polygamy in the Bible may have been justifiable in certain historical contexts. The televangelist explained that “God didn’t change his mind” about polygamy, but that men were allowed to marry more than one woman in parts of the Bible because “a man can take…

Robertson Pleads Trump To “Criminalize Scientific Studies” After New Study Links Religious Fundamentalism To Brain Damage

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A new study published in the journal Neuropsychologia has shown that religious fundamentalism is, in part, the result of a functional impairment in a brain region known as the prefrontal cortex. The findings suggest that damage to particular areas of the prefrontal cortex indirectly promotes religious fundamentalism by diminishing cognitive flexibility and openness – a psychology term that describes a personality trait…

Pat Robertson Says He’s Conflicted About Melania’s Official Portrait: “Sure It Can Heal Homosexuals, But It Can Also Cause An Increase Of Lesbianism”

The White House has shared the first official portrait of Melania Trump. Details about the photograph are still scarce, but officials say the picture was taken at the White House. “I am honored to serve in the role of First Lady, and look forward to working on behalf of the American people over the coming years,” Mrs. Trump said. It’s already been…

Tucker Carlson Attacks Bill Nye: “You’re Narrow-Minded Because You’re Denying The Option That There’s No Climate Change”

Fox News host Tucker Carlson almost bit off more than he could chew Monday night when he tried to go head to head with “Science Guy” Bill Nye over climate change. The combative Fox host pressed Nye to explain why people shouldn’t be skeptical about climate change, with the popular science explainer telling Carlson, “Climate change denial is denial.” “The evidence for…

Ann Coulter: “Mexicans Need To Decide Whether They Prefer Paying For The Wall Or Sending Us Their Therapists To Treat The Girls They’re Raping”

Ann Coulter rarely shies away from a controversial topic, even when it means being targeted by internet trolls unhappy with her political views. The conservative pundit took to Twitter Thursday and made a comparison that sent social media users into a fury. Coulter linked a quote from the Washington Examiner’s Byron York, which cited another figure, claiming, the “cost of building a…

Austin Ruse Suggests ‘Making America Great Again’ By Banning Boys Masturbation And “Forcing Them To Make Babies Instead”

In a fundraising email sent on Friday, Austin Ruse of the Religious Right group C-Fam hyped his group’s work against LGBT and reproductive rights around the globe by declaring that the “sexual revolution” has a higher “body count” than “Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, all tyrants combined.” Not only do these “enemies” want to “undermine the morals of you, your family, your children,…

Jim Bakker Asks Viewers For Urgent Donations “To Be Ready For When God Sends An Earthquake To Sinful Blue Counties”

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Last week, televangelist Jim Bakker reacted to the presidential election results by prophesying that God will punish people who live in counties that voted for Hillary Clinton. Bakker pointed to a map that showed the results of the election by county and said that “if you live in the blue – any spot that’s blue – I would say, ‘Oh God, help…

Jim Bakker Claims Trump Getting Elected Is The Ultimate Proof God Exists Because “No Way So Many Americans Actually Voted For Him”

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Right-wing televangelist and End Times prepper Jim Bakker hosted an election night broadcast at which jubilation erupted once the networks began officially declaring that Donald Trump had won. “Donald Trump is president!” Bakker declared, as music began playing and audience members danced in the aisles with joy. Once things calmed down a bit, Bakker stated that Trump’s election was “the greatest miracle…

Linda Harvey: “Hillary Stayed In The Closet So God Wouldn’t Learn She’s A Lesbian And Ban Her From The Election”

Linda Harvey, the head of Mission America, is predictably not impressed by Hillary Clinton’s recently released plan to combat bullying in schools, writing in BarbWire recently that it is yet another instance of “sexual weirdness and anti-Christian bigotry being packaged and sold to our children as ‘inclusion’ and ‘civil rights.’” Harvey, however, reports that there’s an “easy solution” to “such institutional child…

Janet Porter: “Mothers Should Consider Using Chastity Belts On Their Daughters To Prevent Unwanted Abortions”

Back in 2010, Religious Right activist Janet Porter, then going by her maiden name of Folger, announced that she had written a screenplay about her efforts to pass the nation’s first ban on partial birth abortion. That was the last we heard of her until Porter showed up on Cindy Jacobs’ pre-election conference call earlier this week, where she announced that she…

TN Mom Sues School: “They Violated My Poor Girl By Telling Her There Are Other Religions Without My Permission”

Michelle Edmisten is angry. The Christian mother from Tennessee is upset that her daughter learned basic facts about the Islamic faith in her seventh grade social studies class. Unfortunately, it can be hard for some to step out of their comfort zones and learn about the lives and experiences of other communities, though also very American. So Edmisten is taking it up…

Pastor Piper: “Clinton Is Way Too Muscular To Be Taken Seriously As President, Especially Since Some People Are Attracted To It”

At age 70, when most people are winding down their careers and thinking about retirement, or are already retired, Pastor John Piper is feeling “energized to dream great things,” thanks to the examples of Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and even Bernie Sanders. In a recent post for his website DesiringGod.org, a site for the purpose of glorifying God, the theologian explains the…