Sports Broadcasting – Its popularity and Impact in South Korea
Sports broadcasting has to be good in South Korea and it is. The reason for this is that the government of the country has invested significantly in the broadcasting of…
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Conway Calls To Prohibit Golden State From Winning The Championship Unless They Come Celebrate In The White House “Like The Law Says”
Shaun Livingston said months ago, if the Warriors won the title, he wouldn’t visit Donald Trump’s White House. He’s unsurprisingly not alone in that thinking. Golden State coach Steve Kerr…
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Russell Westbrook To Launch New Social Network Named “WestBook” Intended “Only For Extraordinary People”
The NBA regular season is lurching towards its conclusion and one of the most hotly contested MVP races in years is coming down to the wire. Russell Westbrook, James Harden,…
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Fiorina Compares Trump To Shaquille O’Neal: “Impossible To Hate Him Because He Beat The Black Mamba”
After calling on Donald Trump to drop out during the brutal presidential race, former GOP candidate Carly Fiorina sung the president-elect’s praises during a meeting at Trump Tower on Monday.…
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Rep. Lee Zeldin: “Decades Of Peace Ended When Colin Kaepernick Invited These Muslim Terrorists Back To The U.S.”
Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-N.Y.) had a quixotic reaction to the capture of Ahman Khan Rahami, the 28-year-old suspect wanted in connection with an explosion Saturday night in New York City.…
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ESPN Paul Finebaum: “We Let Black People Participate In Our Sports, But Now They Think They Own Them”
White ESPN commentator Paul Finebaum said that black Americans need to stop complaining about discrimination because “this country is not oppressing black people.” Black Sports Online reported Thursday on Finebaum’s…
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Pastor Swanson: “Team USA Women’s Basketball Gold Medal Doesn’t Count Because They’re All Lesbians”
After he blasted the hit Disney film “Frozen” and the “Harry Potter” books for being too “pro-gay,” Pastor Kevin Swanson has now set his sights on the Girl Scouts of…
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NRA Calls To Boycott NBA: “Those Black Players Think They Can Shoot Better Than Us White Guys”
Fox News correspondent Ed Henry asserted over the weekend that an anti-gun violence commercial made by the National Basketball Association (NBA) had spoiled the Christmas joy of some Americans. During…
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Two State Prisons Planning Draft, Offer Pro Contract To Aaron Hernandez
“The National Penitentiary Football League welcomes its latest addition”
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Adam Silver: “White Men Can’t What?!”
“Well, maybe white people can’t jump, but Jews can sure dunk”
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Oscar Pistorius Admits To Killing Girlfriend Accidentally Because Of A Foot Fetish
I just couldn’t help myself, I was into feet for as long as I can remember
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Miami Heat Brought on By LeBron James Hostage Demands
Fans would think that this is enough "blackmail" demands even for a superstar like LeBron
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Leafs Losing Revealed to be Rigged
CANADA- The famous failure of the Toronto Maple Leafs has been revealed to be a dirty game.
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NFL Player Earns 15-Yard ‘Unchristian-like Conduct’ Penalty on Monday Night Football
Rule 12, Section 3, Article 1 (d) which states, “Players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations or demonstrations while on the ground unless they are specifically Christian in nature.”
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GOP Rep.: ‘ISIS Will Force the NFL to Play in Burqas If We Don’t Act’
While ISIS has not specifically threatened to dress NFL players in Islamic garb during their violent messages to America, Mr. Poe sees redecorating the NFL as “ISIS’s most obvious next move.”
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NFL to Suspend Ray Rice Until This All Blows Over
“Therefore the Commissioner has informed Mr. Rice that he is suspended indefinitely, at least until another player makes an even worse mistake and the public loses interest in his case.”
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Ravens Unveil Statue of Ray Lewis Wearing Missing White Suit From 2000 Murders
“God is great,” Lewis concluded, wiping tears from his eyes.
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Michael Sam Caught on Camera Assaulting Boyfriend; Immediately Picked Up by Cowboys
“The National Football League is all about second chances, right?”
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ESPN Demotes Max Kellerman to Bowling Coverage After Domestic Abuse Comments
“I’ve got three words for you: Canadian Football League.”
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International Restrictions on Cheering Crowds Lifted for 48 Hours in Germany
“I’ve always felt that [the noise restriction on crowds] was a bit harsh, myself,” Ban added. “Regardless, it’s only for 48 hours. I mean, worst case scenario, what could a bunch of crazed militarists possibly accomplish in that span of time?”
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Lebron James to Don Burned Cavs Jersey in Upcoming Season
“He can wear whatever the hell he wants and I’ll support it,” said Gilbert. “Hell, I’ll wear one myself. Lord knows I burned enough of those suckers after he screwed us over on national TV.”
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10 Things Lebron James Demands Dan Gilbert Must Do To Get LeBron James Back
LeBron James has signaled his willingness to return, provided Gilbert meets his following demands……...
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Brazil’s Loss in World Cup Voted ‘Saddest Televised Death Since Ned Stark’
"Definitely sadder," said Patricia M. of Brooklyn. “Ned's death was more shocking, I think, but at least he fought until the end."
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Uruguay Striker Suarez to Wear Hannibal Lecter Mask for Remainder of World Cup
“Suarez will be uncomfortable, but safe. He may frighten women and small children watching the match in HD, but other than that we expect everything will be fine.”
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