“God is great,” Lewis concluded, wiping tears from his eyes.
“The National Football League is all about second chances, right?”
“I’ve got three words for you: Canadian Football League.”
“I’ve always felt that [the noise restriction on crowds] was a bit harsh, myself,” Ban added. “Regardless, it’s only for 48 hours. I mean, worst case scenario, what could a bunch of crazed militarists possibly accomplish in that span of time?”
“He can wear whatever the hell he wants and I’ll support it,” said Gilbert. “Hell, I’ll wear one myself. Lord knows I burned enough of those suckers after he screwed us over on national TV.”
LeBron James has signaled his willingness to return, provided Gilbert meets his following demands………
“Definitely sadder,” said Patricia M. of Brooklyn. “Ned’s death was more shocking, I think, but at least he fought until the end.”
“Suarez will be uncomfortable, but safe. He may frighten women and small children watching the match in HD, but other than that we expect everything will be fine.”