Going strictly by the numbers, A-Rod still has a shot, but he may have to up his game.
“Anything but the vuvuzelas. Anything.”
“Pop said lose the shipment. The Powerade guy had his truck double parked outside the arena, and he got towed. So that was that.”
“I mean, you look at what we’ve accomplished with only one LeBron. We were back-to-back NBA champions. One more LeBron James is the only missing piece from our dynasty.”
“Not to mention,” Dempsey continued, “those Brazilian flight attendants and free caipirinhas in first class are nothing to sneeze at. All in all, it’ll be a worthwhile trip.”
“I’m not sure I could handle it if we get to four,” continued Wheeler. “But let’s be honest, that ain’t happening.”
“It’s only a matter of time before fans stop admiring the skill of the players and start admiring Cam Newton’s exquisite buttocks. It’s a detriment to the game, our country, and Jesus.”
Santorum went on to say he’d “prefer to meet after practice. Since I like to get some exercise in myself I figured I could just shower there with the team.”