“We try to take every wish we get seriously. We are an organization that is dedicated to making dreams come true.” Said CEO, David Williams.
“He tries to make it sound as though paying black people money in exchange for work is somehow charitable,” says Miller at a press conference.
“If these crybabies want a settlement I got their settlement right here,” Daly shouted at reporters last Friday while flexing his biceps.
While fans worry that the move is nothing more than a grab for attention, Dolan assured fans that the signing is “strictly a basketball decision.
“The picture-in-picture on this thing is the best,” said Buffett.
“How cool is it going to be for my family to consistently remind me over the next couple decades that it actually happened?”
There’s no “locker room controversy” about an honest-to-god sexual deviant. People will condemn the guy personally, sure, but that’s as far as it goes.
“And Jews? I hadn’t even realized they played football at all,” he added. “I mean it’s called a pigskin, which doesn’t sound very Kosher.”