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Trump Compares Ivanka To Syrian Children: “She’s Also Suffered A Lot As My Daughter, Had To Move Between Countries All The Time Just Like Them”

On the same day the first daughter represented the United States at the G20 in Hamburg, President Donald Trump suggested Ivanka Trump should be pitied. “If she weren’t my daughter,…

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Spicer: “Trump Has The Legal Right To Cancel SCOTUS Because They Serve At His Pleasure” 2

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Spicer: “Trump Has The Legal Right To Cancel SCOTUS Because They Serve At His Pleasure”

During a Monday press conference that media outlets were banned from airing, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced that the president was sending “thoughts and prayers” to the victims…

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White Supremacist Lynches Himself after Learning of His Black Ancestry 3

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White Supremacist Lynches Himself after Learning of His Black Ancestry

“I didn’t expect that,” said audience member Jon Baker. “Being here I figured we’d be treated to some wacky, Maury Povich-type stuff. But a real-life, up-close hanging? That’s straight out of a Tarantino flick.”

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John Hagee Calls For “Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse” 4

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John Hagee Calls For “Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse”

“There is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name”

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Trump’s Lawyer Said President Made A Mistake By Firing Comey Because “As The Commander In Chief, He Could Arrested And Jailed Him Forever” 5

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Trump’s Lawyer Said President Made A Mistake By Firing Comey Because “As The Commander In Chief, He Could Arrested And Jailed Him Forever”

President Trump’s personal lawyer offered a contradictory and partially inaccurate defense of his client after James Comey’s testimony on Thursday, accusing the former FBI director of lying under oath before…

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Ted Cruz’s Father Suggests Placing Atheists in ‘Camps’ 6

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Ted Cruz’s Father Suggests Placing Atheists in ‘Camps’

“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”

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Trump: “Unlike Obama, I Only Bowed Down Because The Golden Necklace Was Super Heavy” 7

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Trump: “Unlike Obama, I Only Bowed Down Because The Golden Necklace Was Super Heavy”

President Donald Trump’s first trip overseas has – so far – gone seamlessly if one disregards the chaos he left at home with multiple bombshells dropped by the Washington Post…

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Trump Jr.: “The Memo Might Be True, But That’s Irrelevant Since It’s Illegal To Wiretap The President” 8

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Trump Jr.: “The Memo Might Be True, But That’s Irrelevant Since It’s Illegal To Wiretap The President”

Donald Trump Jr. on Wednesday sent out a tweet that seemed to confirm the contents of former FBI Director James Comey’s memo claiming that President Donald Trump had asked Comey…

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