How Much of Your Property Taxes Are Tax Deductible?
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How To Defend Against Getting Sued As A Small Business Owner
Companies that plan for the future often have 30% more success than companies that don’t plan. Check out how to get an LLC in Illinois in simpler steps from MoneyBrighter…
Pastor John Hagee Calls For “Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse”
“One of the things that the Bible has consistently denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament…
Donald Trump Insists Tiffany Is Not His Secret Daughter: “She’s Just From The Wrong Mother”
Now that the election frenzy has come to a close, President-elect Donald Trump and his more prominent children (like Ivanka Trump) are still making headlines like crazy, while his lesser-known…
Texas Lawmaker’s Bill Aims To “Ban Second Pregnancy” To Women Who Have An Abortion”
Washington, D.C. – Emboldened by the election of Donald Trump, Republican state lawmakers in Texas kicked off the new legislative filing period on Monday with a trio of bills that…
Steele: “Liberal Women Secretly Fantasize About 50 Shades Of Grey, Yet Complain About Trump’s Innocent Foreplay”
Former Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele complained last week that Donald Trump’s critics are being “a little bit disingenuous” in condemning the comments he made in 2005 boasting about…
Tallahassee Mom: “I’m Not Racist, But My White Skin Is For White Eyes Only”
In a video that is attracting lots of attention on social media, a bikini-clad Tallahassee mom is seen screaming at black teens on the street, telling them they should have…
Trump-Aligned Pastor: “Native Americans’ Voting Rights Will Provoke The Wrath Of God”
Carl Gallups, a far-right pastor who has been embraced by Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, spoke with Charlottesville, Virginia, radio host Rob Schilling recently about the growing number of Native Americans…
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Newslo takes a comic view at current affairs, aiming to inform but leave readers with a more positive outlook of the world. Most readers today are not only looking for…
Walt Disney World To Remove “Hall of Presidents” Attraction If Trump Is Elected President
Walt Disney World in Florida will shut down the popular “Hall of Presidents” attraction if Donald Trump is elected President in November, a Disney executive said Thursday. “We’d rather just…
Players to watch in Copa America 2015
Copa America this year will have plenty of talent on show. That’s true even if Luis Suarez is banned, and commentators have somewhat justifiably claimed this is the tournament where…
Caitlyn Jenner: “As A Proud Republican Woman I’m Already Used To Getting Insults From Fox News”
Fox rep: “We’ll be starting off a petition in the next few days to confiscate all of Bruce’s sports medals”
Article Title: 9 Greatest Mets Players Ever
Supported Article Love watching the Mets play? Then you probably already have a running mental list of your favorite players throughout history. Here are a handful of legendary Mets, listed…
Children and Smartphones. How the Connection is Affecting Kids
Supported Article Today’s kids are no strangers to smartphones: The average child gets her own smartphone or mobile phone at the age of 11, but they start using these devices…
US Ambassador On Richard III’s DNA Test Surprise: “Luckily, We Don’t Have That Problem – Obama Definitely Descends From The Slaves”
“Only in America can a kid that comes from slaves grow up to be the President responsible for embarrassing his country”
House Speaker John Boehner Pisses Off Vladimir Putin
“Maybe I should remind Mr. Boehner that I’m a black belt in judo”
Gene Simmons Ambushed By Feminists After An Interview
“After giving an interview to Fox News Channel, he was ambushed on the parking lot by a dozen angry feminists”
You Won’t Believe These 7 Things That Have Absolutely Nothing to Do With One Another
Glitter is what happens when a newt and a unicorn get sucked up into a vacuum cleaner with Mozart, the Trilateral Commission, General Tso’s Chicken, and Don Rickles.
South Carolina DMV Suspicious of Teen Who Looks Unusually Confident, ‘Put Together’ in Photo ID
“Fine, but can he show the rest of us how to step up our face game?”asked Waterson. “I mean, damn son. Share that lipstick with the less fortunate.”
‘Dear Guns & Ammo’ Advice Columnist Returns to New York Times
Kristol worried that if conservatives don’t remain vigilant, “the liberal media is liable to infiltrate our last bastions of unbleached thought.”
FDA Approves ‘Pull-Out Method’ for Over the Counter Use
“Asking young teenagers to remember to wear a condom is one thing,” said Woodcock, “but asking them to exercise the kind of self control it takes to use the pull-out method would be disastrous.”
Missouri, Massachusetts Governors Wager Gay Marriage for World Series
While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
This Week in Entertainment: Kim & Kanye, ‘Fifth’ Flops and ‘Homeland’ Introduces the Concept of a ‘Twist’
The rapper hates to draw attention to himself or make a big show – just one of the reasons we all love him so much – but he nevertheless planted a 15-carat diamond on his beloved, though only because he beat the rest of us to the charming, quiet maiden.
Bush ‘Mission Accomplished Meme’
The use of memes is something that came into existence in the late ‘90s. With the evolution and technological advancements that came with the Internet and computers with the 21st…