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Newslo is your #1 source for the latest and most popular political satire articles. Newslo is the least trusted name in news.

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How Much of Your Property Taxes Are Tax Deductible?

  • April 30, 2020
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If you are still working on filing your taxes and are wondering how much of your property taxes are tax deductible, you are in the right place. We are going to…
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How To Defend Against Getting Sued As A Small Business Owner

  • March 3, 2020
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Companies that plan for the future often have 30% more success than companies that don’t plan. Check out how to get an LLC in Illinois in simpler steps from MoneyBrighter…
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Pastor John Hagee Calls For “Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse”

  • March 21, 2018
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“One of the things that the Bible has consistently denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament…
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Donald Trump Insists Tiffany Is Not His Secret Daughter: “She’s Just From The Wrong Mother”

  • November 29, 2016
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Now that the election frenzy has come to a close, President-elect Donald Trump and his more prominent children (like Ivanka Trump) are still making headlines like crazy, while his lesser-known…
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Texas Lawmaker’s Bill Aims To “Ban Second Pregnancy” To Women Who Have An Abortion”

  • November 16, 2016
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Washington, D.C. – Emboldened by the election of Donald Trump, Republican state lawmakers in Texas kicked off the new legislative filing period on Monday with a trio of bills that…
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Steele: “Liberal Women Secretly Fantasize About 50 Shades Of Grey, Yet Complain About Trump’s Innocent Foreplay”

  • October 17, 2016
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Former Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele complained last week that Donald Trump’s critics are being “a little bit disingenuous” in condemning the comments he made in 2005 boasting about…
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Tallahassee Mom: “I’m Not Racist, But My White Skin Is For White Eyes Only”

  • August 17, 2016
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In a video that is attracting lots of attention on social media, a bikini-clad Tallahassee mom is seen screaming at black teens on the street, telling them they should have…
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Trump-Aligned Pastor: “Native Americans’ Voting Rights Will Provoke The Wrath Of God”

  • May 31, 2016
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Carl Gallups, a far-right pastor who has been embraced by Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, spoke with Charlottesville, Virginia, radio host Rob Schilling recently about the growing number of Native Americans…
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Wnets.net network

  • May 29, 2016
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Newslo takes a comic view at current affairs, aiming to inform but leave readers with a more positive outlook of the world. Most readers today are not only looking for…
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Walt Disney World To Remove “Hall of Presidents” Attraction If Trump Is Elected President

  • May 5, 2016
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Walt Disney World in Florida will shut down the popular “Hall of Presidents” attraction if Donald Trump is elected President in November, a Disney executive said Thursday. “We’d rather just…
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Players to watch in Copa America 2015

  • June 22, 2015
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Copa America this year will have plenty of talent on show. That’s true even if Luis Suarez is banned, and commentators have somewhat justifiably claimed this is the tournament where…
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Caitlyn Jenner: “As A Proud Republican Woman I’m Already Used To Getting Insults From Fox News”

  • June 2, 2015
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Fox rep: “We’ll be starting off a petition in the next few days to confiscate all of Bruce’s sports medals”
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Article Title: 9 Greatest Mets Players Ever

  • April 27, 2015
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Supported Article Love watching the Mets play? Then you probably already have a running mental list of your favorite players throughout history. Here are a handful of legendary Mets, listed…
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Children and Smartphones. How the Connection is Affecting Kids

  • April 23, 2015
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Supported Article Today’s kids are no strangers to smartphones: The average child gets her own smartphone or mobile phone at the age of 11, but they start using these devices…
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US Ambassador On Richard III’s DNA Test Surprise: “Luckily, We Don’t Have That Problem – Obama Definitely Descends From The Slaves”

  • December 3, 2014
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“Only in America can a kid that comes from slaves grow up to be the President responsible for embarrassing his country”
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House Speaker John Boehner Pisses Off Vladimir Putin

  • October 29, 2014
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“Maybe I should remind Mr. Boehner that I’m a black belt in judo”
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Gene Simmons Ambushed By Feminists After An Interview

  • October 25, 2014
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“After giving an interview to Fox News Channel, he was ambushed on the parking lot by a dozen angry feminists”
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You Won’t Believe These 7 Things That Have Absolutely Nothing to Do With One Another

  • July 9, 2014
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Glitter is what happens when a newt and a unicorn get sucked up into a vacuum cleaner with Mozart, the Trilateral Commission, General Tso’s Chicken, and Don Rickles.
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South Carolina DMV Suspicious of Teen Who Looks Unusually Confident, ‘Put Together’ in Photo ID

  • June 26, 2014
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“Fine, but can he show the rest of us how to step up our face game?”asked Waterson. “I mean, damn son. Share that lipstick with the less fortunate.”
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‘Dear Guns & Ammo’ Advice Columnist Returns to New York Times

  • November 15, 2013
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Kristol worried that if conservatives don’t remain vigilant, “the liberal media is liable to infiltrate our last bastions of unbleached thought.”
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FDA Approves ‘Pull-Out Method’ for Over the Counter Use

  • November 10, 2013
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“Asking young teenagers to remember to wear a condom is one thing,” said Woodcock, “but asking them to exercise the kind of self control it takes to use the pull-out method would be disastrous.”
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Missouri, Massachusetts Governors Wager Gay Marriage for World Series

  • October 23, 2013
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While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
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This Week in Entertainment: Kim & Kanye, ‘Fifth’ Flops and ‘Homeland’ Introduces the Concept of a ‘Twist’

  • October 22, 2013
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The rapper hates to draw attention to himself or make a big show – just one of the reasons we all love him so much – but he nevertheless planted a 15-carat diamond on his beloved, though only because he beat the rest of us to the charming, quiet maiden.
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Bush ‘Mission Accomplished Meme’

  • May 1, 2013
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The use of memes is something that came into existence in the late ‘90s. With the evolution and technological advancements that came with the Internet and computers with the 21st…
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