“After giving an interview to Fox News Channel, he was ambushed on the parking lot by a dozen angry feminists”
Glitter is what happens when a newt and a unicorn get sucked up into a vacuum cleaner with Mozart, the Trilateral Commission, General Tso’s Chicken, and Don Rickles.
“Fine, but can he show the rest of us how to step up our face game?”asked Waterson. “I mean, damn son. Share that lipstick with the less fortunate.”
Kristol worried that if conservatives don’t remain vigilant, “the liberal media is liable to infiltrate our last bastions of unbleached thought.”
“Asking young teenagers to remember to wear a condom is one thing,” said Woodcock, “but asking them to exercise the kind of self control it takes to use the pull-out method would be disastrous.”
While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
The rapper hates to draw attention to himself or make a big show – just one of the reasons we all love him so much – but he nevertheless planted a 15-carat diamond on his beloved, though only because he beat the rest of us to the charming, quiet maiden.
The use of memes is something that came into existence in the late ‘90s. With the evolution and technological advancements that came with the Internet and computers with the 21st century, the use of memes gained more and more renown as it found an easy niche in the social and entertainment world. The seeds for the Mission Accomplished meme were sown roughly…