5 of the Most Lucrative & Best Franchises to Own in 2020

The United States is home to approximately 750,000 franchise establishments. From restaurant franchises, like McDonald’s to newcomers like Orange Theory Fitness, the most profitable franchises are quite diverse. Are you thinking about getting into the best franchises to own game? Are there cheap franchises or low-cost franchises? Or do you need a million dollars to get started? How long does it take…

Rand Paul: “We Don’t Care If Trump Is Found Guilty Of Cheating During Election, He Legally Has The Power To Pardon Himself”

Sen. Rand Paul News (R-KY) said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union” that he believes President Donald Trump has the ability to pardon himself. Host Jake Tapper asked Paul if he believes Trump has the power to do so and Paul replied, “I think in all likelihood he does. I think that some of this hasn’t been adjudicated.” Trump himself believes…

Ken Ham: “God Owns All Of Earth And Everything On It Anyway, So Why Should He Pay Tax To Himself? It’s Pointless”

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The creationists behind a tax payer-subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky are lashing out at the media for reporting on the park’s tax evasion. “MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT OF CONTROL RE: ARK,” wrote prominent creationist Ken Ham tax, in all capital letters. Ham was responding to news that the Ark Encounter theme park lost $18 million in tax breaks after a…

Trump: “Pastor Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover And The Fact That He’s Not Allowed To Say That About Me Is A Violation Of Religious Rights Freedom”

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Recently, CBN released the complete softball interview that Pat Robertson conducted with President Trump Robertson at the White House, during which Trump explained that he wants to get rid of the Johnson Amendment so that he can hear more from the right-wing pastors who love him. Trump Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover The Johnson Amendment prevents tax-exempt organizations, including churches, from…

Trump Compares Ivanka To Syrian Children: “She’s Also Suffered A Lot As My Daughter, Had To Move Between Countries All The Time Just Like Them”

On the same day the first daughter represented the United States at the G20 in Hamburg, President Donald Trump suggested Ivanka Trump should be pitied. “If she weren’t my daughter, it would be so much easier for her,” Trump claimed. “It might be the only bad thing she has going if you want to know the truth.” This is not the first…

Allan Parker: “God Intervened And Prevented Trump’s Mother From Having An Abortion So He Would Become President And Put A Stop To It”

Allan Parker, the president of the Texas-based Justice Foundation, joined the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” program last week to promote a petition he’s circulating urging the Supreme Court to “reverse, cancel, overturn and annul” the abortion rights decisions Roe v. Wade, Doe v. Bolton and Planned Parenthood v. Casey. Allan Parker Said “God Intervened And Prevented Trump’s Mother” Allan Parker told…

C-SPAN Caller Calls To Outlaw Single Moms Because They Are “Taking Us Back To Caveman Age When Men Just Bred Women”

A Republican caller on Tuesday told C-SPAN that single mothers were responsible for taking America back to the “caveman age.” Paul, a Vietnam veteran from Alaska, launched an attack on single mothers during C-SPAN’s Washington Journal, suggesting that liberals had relegated men to the role of sperm donors. “For example, girls, 40 percent of the women now are without husbands to support…

Ted Nugent Post-Virginia Shooting: “I Have Seen The Light – We Must Have More Guns”

Singer Ted Nugent claims that he has seen the light and will stop using toxic rhetoric to attack Democrats. In a Thursday interview with 77WABC Radio, Nugent swore that he has “reevaluated” his language and would refrain from saying “anything that can be interpreted as condoning or referencing violence.” “At the tender age of 69, my wife has convinced me I just…

Trump’s Lawyer Said President Made A Mistake By Firing Comey Because “As The Commander In Chief, He Could Arrested And Jailed Him Forever”

President Trump’s personal lawyer offered a contradictory and partially inaccurate defense of his client after James Comey’s testimony on Thursday, accusing the former FBI director of lying under oath before Congress and suggesting he should be criminally investigated for sharing memos he drafted about his private conversations with Trump. Mark Kasowitz, a Manhattan-based corporate attorney and longtime legal fixer for Trump, began…

Nugent: “I Don’t Hate Black People, They Just Have A Skin Disease That Affects Their Behavior”

While speaking this week with conservative radio host Joe Pags, National Rifle Association board member and musician Ted Nugent declared that anyone who doesn’t like him must hate America and everything the country stands for. “There’s nothing more anti-American than the freaks that hate me,” Nugent said, after going on a rant against Hillary Clinton and “Bernie Mao Zedong Sanders.” “As the…

White House Admits Trump “Considering” Nugent’s Suggestion To “Force Every American To Take Pig Capsules As Response To Today’s UK Terror Attacks”

In the Islamic religion, pork and pork products are forbidden because the pig is considered an impure animal. Ted Nugent wrote in a Facebook post: “…The ironical part is that when a suicide bomber blows himself up his body parts are impregnated with gelatin and glycerin from the explosive. Both gelatin and glycerin are manufactured from pigs worldwide. Ergo, they will never…

WH Spokeswoman Hope Hicks: “President Trump Has A Magnetic Personality That Can Help U.S. To Find Precious Metals And Be Great Again”

The absence of communications director Michael Dubke might already be impacting the White House because the statements coming out of the press office seem a little off. In fact, some online critics are mocking a newly released statement as a “parody” that looks like something President Donald Trump would write about himself. “President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy,…

Alabama Makes It Illegal To Remove Confederate Monuments: “Slavery Is Part of Our Great History And No One Can Decidedly Say It Should Be Banned”

The new law attempts to preserve history by making it illegal to remove monuments that have been in place for more than 40 years. The Alabama Memorial Preservation Act of 2017, signed into law Wednesday by Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R), protects historical Confederate monuments which have come under fire in recent weeks by Democratic politicians. The new legislation prohibits “the relocation,…

Trump Demands Americans To “Start Paying A Voluntary 35% Tax” On Imported Cars In Order To “Fight The Bad, Very Bad Germans”

President Donald Trump is ready to fight Germany in an auto battle according to Germany’s Der Spiegel. Trump got a chilly reception at the NATO summit in Belgium after attacking fellow members. But he was caught pledging a battle with German automakers as part of his anger with “back dues” he feels the country owes to NATO. As CNN’s Jake Tapper noted…

Flynn To Plead The 5th: “Unlike Me, Hillary’s Plead Was Unnecessary Because She Meant To Lie Like Women Always Do”

Former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn plans to ignore the subpoena issued by the Senate Intelligence Committee and will cite his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination. Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Richard Burr (R-NC) said last week that Flynn had not yet complied with the Senate’s subpoena, and added that he didn’t expect Flynn to agree to testify under oath. Flynn asked…

Trump’s Top Scientist Pick: “Scientists Are Just Dumb Regular People That Think Dinosaurs Existed And The Earth Is Getting Warmer”

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The research section of the USDA studies everything from nutrition to climate change, and according to the 2008 Farm Bill the “chief scientist” is supposed to be the leader “among distinguished scientists with specialized or significant experience in agricultural research, education and economics.” President Donald Trump’s pick, Sam Clovis, doesn’t seem to have any of those credentials. He has never taken science…

Sarah Huckabee Blames Clinton For Comey’s Removal: “If She’d Confessed, He Wouldn’t Have Had To Commit All Those Atrocities Against Her”

White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders asserted on Wednesday that President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because he committed “atrocities” against Hillary Clinton. While standing in for Press Secretary Sean Spicer at Wednesday’s press briefing, Sanders was grilled by reporters who clearly weren’t buying Trump’s excuse for firing Comey. “Director Comey has shown over the last several months…

Reince Priebus: “Older People Should Pay 5 Times More Because They’re 5 Times As Sick”

Appearing on Fox News Sunday, White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus fended off host Chris Wallace who continually pointed out that the American Health Care Act (ACHA) passed by the GOP-majority House fell far short of President Donald Trump’s campaign promises that no one would lose their insurance. According to Priebus, what came through the House is not representative of what…

Mark Green: “Giving Poor People Free Food Robs The Church Of Its Right To Force Them To Get Closer To Jesus”

Mark Green, a Republican state senator from Tennessee who is President Donald Trump’s pick to be army secretary, once told a church group that he opposed universal health care because it makes people less likely to embrace Christianity. As the Washington Examiner reports, Green said in 2015 that it should be the Christian church’s role to help provide sick people with health…