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Ted Cruz News: “Helping Texans Is Not Like Helping New Orleans, Hurricane Sandy Was Righteous”

  • August 28, 2017
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“Maybe New Orleans should ask the French or Canadian government for help, in their native language. I’m sure they take care of their own”
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Rand Paul: “We Don’t Care If Trump Is Found Guilty Of Cheating During Election, He Legally Has The Power To Pardon Himself”

  • July 25, 2017
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Sen. Rand Paul News (R-KY) said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union” that he believes President Donald Trump has the ability to pardon himself. Host Jake Tapper asked Paul…
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Ken Ham: “God Owns All Of Earth And Everything On It Anyway, So Why Should He Pay Tax To Himself? It’s Pointless”

  • July 23, 2017
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The creationists behind a tax payer-subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky are lashing out at the media for reporting on the park’s tax evasion. “MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT OF…
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Trump: “Pastor Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover And The Fact That He’s Not Allowed To Say That About Me Is A Violation Of Religious Rights Freedom”

  • July 14, 2017
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Recently, CBN released the complete softball interview that Pat Robertson conducted with President Trump Robertson at the White House, during which Trump explained that he wants to get rid of…
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Trump Compares Ivanka To Syrian Children: “She’s Also Suffered A Lot As My Daughter, Had To Move Between Countries All The Time Just Like Them”

  • July 9, 2017
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On the same day the first daughter represented the United States at the G20 in Hamburg, President Donald Trump suggested Ivanka Trump should be pitied. “If she weren’t my daughter,…
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Allan Parker: “God Intervened And Prevented Trump’s Mother From Having An Abortion So He Would Become President And Put A Stop To It”

  • July 8, 2017
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Allan Parker, the president of the Texas-based Justice Foundation, joined the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” program last week to promote a petition he’s circulating urging the Supreme Court to…
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C-SPAN Caller Calls To Outlaw Single Moms Because They Are “Taking Us Back To Caveman Age When Men Just Bred Women”

  • July 5, 2017
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A Republican caller on Tuesday told C-SPAN that single mothers were responsible for taking America back to the “caveman age.” Paul, a Vietnam veteran from Alaska, launched an attack on…
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Pastor John Piper: “Women Who Wax Their Private Parts Are Hurting God’s Work”

  • June 24, 2017
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“It just wasn’t meant to be done and is is not attractive at all”
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Ted Nugent Post-Virginia Shooting: “I Have Seen The Light – We Must Have More Guns”

  • June 17, 2017
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Singer Ted Nugent claims that he has seen the light and will stop using toxic rhetoric to attack Democrats. In a Thursday interview with 77WABC Radio, Nugent swore that he…
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Trump’s Lawyer Said President Made A Mistake By Firing Comey Because “As The Commander In Chief, He Could Arrested And Jailed Him Forever”

  • June 10, 2017
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President Trump’s personal lawyer offered a contradictory and partially inaccurate defense of his client after James Comey’s testimony on Thursday, accusing the former FBI director of lying under oath before…
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Nugent: “I Don’t Hate Black People, They Just Have A Skin Disease That Affects Their Behavior”

  • June 6, 2017
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While speaking this week with conservative radio host Joe Pags, National Rifle Association board member and musician Ted Nugent declared that anyone who doesn’t like him must hate America and…
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White House Admits Trump “Considering” Nugent’s Suggestion To “Force Every American To Take Pig Capsules As Response To Today’s UK Terror Attacks”

  • June 3, 2017
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In the Islamic religion, pork and pork products are forbidden because the pig is considered an impure animal. Ted Nugent wrote in a Facebook post: “…The ironical part is that…
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WH Spokeswoman Hope Hicks: “President Trump Has A Magnetic Personality That Can Help U.S. To Find Precious Metals And Be Great Again”

  • May 30, 2017
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The absence of communications director Michael Dubke might already be impacting the White House because the statements coming out of the press office seem a little off. In fact, some…
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Alabama Makes It Illegal To Remove Confederate Monuments: “Slavery Is Part of Our Great History And No One Can Decidedly Say It Should Be Banned”

  • May 27, 2017
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The new law attempts to preserve history by making it illegal to remove monuments that have been in place for more than 40 years. The Alabama Memorial Preservation Act of…
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Trump Demands Americans To “Start Paying A Voluntary 35% Tax” On Imported Cars In Order To “Fight The Bad, Very Bad Germans”

  • May 25, 2017
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President Donald Trump is ready to fight Germany in an auto battle according to Germany’s Der Spiegel. Trump got a chilly reception at the NATO summit in Belgium after attacking…
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Flynn To Plead The 5th: “Unlike Me, Hillary’s Plead Was Unnecessary Because She Meant To Lie Like Women Always Do”

  • May 22, 2017
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Former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn plans to ignore the subpoena issued by the Senate Intelligence Committee and will cite his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination. Senate Intelligence Committee…
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Trump’s Top Scientist Pick: “Scientists Are Just Dumb Regular People That Think Dinosaurs Existed And The Earth Is Getting Warmer”

  • May 14, 2017
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The research section of the USDA studies everything from nutrition to climate change, and according to the 2008 Farm Bill the “chief scientist” is supposed to be the leader “among…
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Sarah Huckabee Blames Clinton For Comey’s Removal: “If She’d Confessed, He Wouldn’t Have Had To Commit All Those Atrocities Against Her”

  • May 10, 2017
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White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders asserted on Wednesday that President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because he committed “atrocities” against Hillary Clinton. While standing in…
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Reince Priebus: “Older People Should Pay 5 Times More Because They’re 5 Times As Sick”

  • May 7, 2017
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Appearing on Fox News Sunday, White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus fended off host Chris Wallace who continually pointed out that the American Health Care Act (ACHA) passed by…
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Mark Green: “Giving Poor People Free Food Robs The Church Of Its Right To Force Them To Get Closer To Jesus”

  • May 5, 2017
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Mark Green, a Republican state senator from Tennessee who is President Donald Trump’s pick to be army secretary, once told a church group that he opposed universal health care because…
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Pastor Swanson: “The Main Goal Of Public Schools Is To Turn Kids Into Transgenders By Giving Them Ugly Teachers”

  • May 4, 2017
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Radical anti-LGBTQ pastor and radio host Kevin Swanson declared during one of his “Generations” radio programs recently that parents must remove their children from public education before the system turns…
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Trump Says His Andrew Jackson Comments Are “OK” Because “One Day I’ll Be At Mt. Rushmore Alongside Him”

  • May 1, 2017
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During an interview with the Washington Examiner published on Monday, President Donald Trump claimed that former President Andrew Jackson was “very angry” about the American Civil War, and he would…
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Rep. Randy Weber: “God Punished Pro-Choice Women With Rape, Up To Us To Ensure They’re Not Allowed To Have Abortions”

  • April 28, 2017
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Thursday night, nearly two dozen members of Congress joined Religious Rights activists in Washington D.C., for the annual “Washington – A Man of Prayer” event, held in Statuary Hall inside…
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Cruz Suggests Asking El Chapo To Donate To The Construction Of The Border Wall: “If Mexicans All Move Here, Who’s Going To Stay Back And Grow The Drugs?”

  • April 25, 2017
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Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion seized from cartel drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman to be used to pay for the…
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