Ted Cruz: “Helping Texans Is Not Like Helping New Orleans, Hurricane Sandy Was Righteous”
“Maybe New Orleans should ask the French or Canadian government for help, in their native language. I’m sure they take care of their own”
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Rand Paul: “We Don’t Care If Trump Is Found Guilty Of Cheating During Election, He Legally Has The Power To Pardon Himself”
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union” that he believes President Donald Trump has the ability to pardon himself. Host Jake Tapper asked Paul if…
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Ken Ham: “God Owns All Of Earth And Everything On It Anyway, So Why Should He Pay Tax To Himself? It’s Pointless”
The creationists behind a tax payer-subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky are lashing out at the media for reporting on the park’s tax evasion. “MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT OF…
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Trump: “Pastor Robertson Is A White Humanity Lover And The Fact That He’s Not Allowed To Say That About Me Is A Violation Of Religious Rights Freedom”
Recently, CBN released the complete softball interview that Pat Robertson conducted with President Trump at the White House, during which Trump explained that he wants to get rid of the…
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Trump Compares Ivanka To Syrian Children: “She’s Also Suffered A Lot As My Daughter, Had To Move Between Countries All The Time Just Like Them”
On the same day the first daughter represented the United States at the G20 in Hamburg, President Donald Trump suggested Ivanka Trump should be pitied. “If she weren’t my daughter,…
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Allan Parker: “God Intervened And Prevented Trump’s Mother From Having An Abortion So He Would Become President And Put A Stop To It”
Allan Parker, the president of the Texas-based Justice Foundation, joined the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” program last week to promote a petition he’s circulating urging the Supreme Court to…
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C-SPAN Caller Calls To Outlaw Single Moms Because They Are “Taking Us Back To Caveman Age When Men Just Bred Women”
A Republican caller on Tuesday told C-SPAN that single mothers were responsible for taking America back to the “caveman age.” Paul, a Vietnam veteran from Alaska, launched an attack on…
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Pastor John Piper: “Women Who Wax Their Private Parts Are Hurting God’s Work”
“It just wasn’t meant to be done and is is not attractive at all”
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