Kasich: “If A Woman Is Not Intelligent Enough To Keep Her Legs Closed, How Can We Entrust The Abortion Decision To Her?”

Recently, Republican Ohio Gov. John Kasich vetoed the so-called “heartbeat bill,” a measure that would have banned all abortions after about six weeks of pregnancy, or before many women even know that they are pregnant. At the same time, Kasich signed a bill banning abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy, with exceptions only for saving a pregnant woman’s life or preventing the…

NRA CEO: “This Is Our Historic Opportunity To Force Public Schools To Give Shooting Lessons From The First Grade”

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Donald Trump hasn’t taken the oath of office yet, but the National Rifle Association is already celebrating the future repeal of gun-free school zones and an end to expanded background checks. The Associated Press reported over the weekend that gun rights activists were preparing for “a sweeping expansion of gun rights under his administration and a Congress firmly in Republican hands.” Trump…

Illinois School Bans Bible From English Studies Because “It Contains Sex, Murder, Suicide And Homoeroticism”

An Illinois school district is pulling one book from the shelves and reconsidering the use of all other titles taught in classrooms after a principal raised concerns about sexually explicit content. Eric Michaelsen, the principal of Lemont High School, notified parents last month by email that “The God of Small Things,” by Arundhati Roy, had been removed from the reading list of…

Robertson: “If Your Wife Ever Gets Possessed By Demons, Dump Her And Let Someone Else Deal With The Problem”

Recently on “The 700 Club,” a viewer asked Pat Robertson for advice on behalf of a friend who recently bought a house she believes is haunted, reporting unusual events such as a shaking bed, mysteriously opened cabinet doors and “an unintelligible electronic voice.” “Sell!” Robertson advised. “Sell and get out!” Robertson suggested that “demon spirits” may be responsible for bizarre incidents in…

Jim Bakker Asks Viewers For Urgent Donations “To Be Ready For When God Sends An Earthquake To Sinful Blue Counties”

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Last week, televangelist Jim Bakker reacted to the presidential election results by prophesying that God will punish people who live in counties that voted for Hillary Clinton. Bakker pointed to a map that showed the results of the election by county and said that “if you live in the blue – any spot that’s blue – I would say, ‘Oh God, help…

Bryan Fischer: “Trump Won 80 Percent Of America Because Women And Slaves Are Worth Less According To God”

American Family Radio’s Bryan Fischer continues to respond in an increasingly absurd manner to the fact that Hillary Clinton won the popular in the presidential election, to the point where has now resorted to bragging that Donald Trump won “80 percent of the country”…when determined solely by “real estate.” “Basically the voters representing 3 million square miles chose Trump,” he said. “Hillary…

Carl Higbie Defends The Muslim Interment Camp Idea: “We Promise They’ll Be Crematorium-less Camps”

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Advisers to the President-elect are reportedly considering a log of immigrants who come to America from Muslim countries, according to Reuters. During the 1940s, more than 110,000 Japanese-Americans were put into internment camps after the bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941. Carl Higbie, a former Navy SEAL and spokesman and co-chair of Great America Political Action Committee, which supported Trump’s campaign,…

Coulter: “Muslims Should Have No Vote Here Until The Number Of Muslims Killed Fighting For America Exceeds The Number Of Americans Killed By Muslims”

Anti-immigrant pundit Ann Coulter was one of the speakers at a post-election gathering in Florida recently hosted by far-right activist David Horowitz, where she joined activists including Mike Huckabee, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza and alt-right icon Milo Yiannopoulos, who received a journalism award. In her speech to the gathering, Coulter rejoiced in Trump’s victory, even going out of her way to attack…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: “I Lost On Purpose Because I Prefer To Be The Next Head Of The FBI”

Donald Trump’s transition team is reportedly considering Milwaukee County, Wisconsin, Sheriff David Clarke and outgoing Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio as possible nominees to head up the Department of Homeland Security. Arpaio, who lost his bid for re-election on Tuesday but emerged as a frequent companion of Trump’s on the campaign trail, may have a tough road to being confirmed if…

Gov. Nathan Deal: “If People Don’t Like The Fact That They’re Colored, They Can Always Get Jacksonized”

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Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal regrets going off script to talk about “colored people during an address on education last month, although he doesn’t really regret using the term itself. In an interview with local station Fox 5 Atlanta, Deal says that when he talked about advancing “the state of colored people” in Georgia, he was making a reference to the NAACP, which…

Robertson: “Democrats Timed The Election Right After Halloween To Get More Votes For The Witch”

Recently on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson launched into one of his trademark tirades against Halloween, warning viewers that the day is meant to celebrate Satan and his minions. “Halloween, supposedly All Saints’ Eve, a day dedicated to the saints of God, has become a day in honor of Satan where we worship demons, we dress like demons, we talk about satanic…

Janet Porter: “Mothers Should Consider Using Chastity Belts On Their Daughters To Prevent Unwanted Abortions”

Back in 2010, Religious Right activist Janet Porter, then going by her maiden name of Folger, announced that she had written a screenplay about her efforts to pass the nation’s first ban on partial birth abortion. That was the last we heard of her until Porter showed up on Cindy Jacobs’ pre-election conference call earlier this week, where she announced that she…

Gingrich To Megyn Kelly: “You’re A Nympho That Can’t Stop Talking About Sex”

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) accused Fox News host Megyn Kelly of being “fascinated by sex” on Tuesday, after snapping at her for asking about the women who have accused Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump of sexual assault. The exchange on “The Kelly File” was a snapshot of how the Trump campaign is attempting to spin allegations of sexual assault by…

Texas Republican Pushes Bill To Jail Teachers Who Claim That Humans Emerged From Africa

A group of white students walked out of a college classroom Tuesday after an anthropology professor said all humans were descended from Africa. As they left, other students in the class began chanting, “Black lives matter,” in recognition of the social justice movement protesting racial injustice across the United States. Other students who stayed in the classroom told the professor they were…

Robertson: “Betting Against Trump Is Like Betting On A Flat-Chested Girl At A Wet-T-Shirt Contest”

Donald Trump held a campaign rally on Saturday at Regent University, the Christian College founded by Pat Robertson. Since Robertson was a vocal supporter of the GOP nominee, it was no surprise to see him deliver some short remarks to open the rally. The televangelist recounted meeting Trump for the first time years ago while attending an Evander Holyfield fight. At the…

Steve Strang: “I See No Logical Reason For Trump’s Existence, So God Must Have Raised Him To Be President”

In a recent appearance on “The Jim Bakker Show,” Charisma magazine founder and CEO Steve Strang said that it is impossible for a person with “a biblical point of view” to vote for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming election. Donald Trump, on the other hand, is a wise and “humble” man who, according to Strang, has been the candidate chosen by God…

Gov. Scott: “Hurricane Matthew Might Kill You, But You Deserve It If You’re One Of Those Climate Change Believer As*holes”

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Florida Gov. Rick Scott is freaking out over the potentially devastating Hurricane Matthew – but he has banned state workers from discussing the climate change that may have made the storm so strong. The category 4 hurricane is expected to make landfall late Thursday between West Palm Beach and Cape Canaveral, with sustained winds up to 140 mph, and could reach category…

TN Mom Sues School: “They Violated My Poor Girl By Telling Her There Are Other Religions Without My Permission”

Michelle Edmisten is angry. The Christian mother from Tennessee is upset that her daughter learned basic facts about the Islamic faith in her seventh grade social studies class. Unfortunately, it can be hard for some to step out of their comfort zones and learn about the lives and experiences of other communities, though also very American. So Edmisten is taking it up…

Pence: “We’ve Already Informed Assange’s People That He Can Expect A Position In The Next Administration”

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Julian Assange will not be delivering his eagerly anticipated WikiLeaks 10th anniversary address from the Ecuadorian embassy’s balcony in London due to security concerns. However, he will still appear at an event in Berlin via a video link. For almost a month now the public has held its breath waiting for the so-called “October surprise” leak of classified data that is rumored…

Pat Robertson: “Husbands Need To Boycott Intercourse With Their Wives If They’re Planning To Vote For Hillary”

In another example demonstrating that Pat Robertson believes in persecuting non-Christians and indoctrinating children, the televangelist openly suggested that parents should beat their kids until they respect Christian beliefs. During yet another shameful episode of The 700 Club, which runs on Disney-owned channel ABC Family, Robertson received an email from a woman who claimed that her grandson disrespects their Christian faith when…