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Newslo, The Least Trusted Name In News, Your #1 source for political humor and satire. Find the latest news and latest updates from World section.

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Donald Trump Promises To Stop “The Crazy Muslims From North Korea”

  • September 3, 2017
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Washington, D.C. – Within hours of North Korea’s nuclear test Friday, it had become a political weapon in the U.S. The test – Pyongyang’s fifth and most powerful – had…
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Trump Announces U.S.-Russia Cyber Security Unit: “Together We’ll Control The World Like In The Good, Old Cold War Days And Make America Great Again”

  • July 10, 2017
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Fox & Friends hosts on Sunday praised President Donald Trump as “genius” for a series of tweets that depicted his version of what was said during a recent meeting with…
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Kushner Attacks Paris Climate Agreement: “Why Should We Care About What Happens To Paris, We’re In The USA”

  • July 6, 2017
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Top Donald Trump adviser Jared Kushner – flanked by wife Ivanka Trump – “laughed” when asked to save the Paris climate accord, Politico reports. Kushner and Trump were reportedly on…
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Trump Claims He Built The Panama Canal “To Make America Great Again”

  • June 20, 2017
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“If this was a war, the first thing we’d be trying to do is take back all the major transportation routes and roads, railroads, naval routes and so on. And that’s exactly what I’m trying to do for America by taking control of the Panama Canal”
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Trump: “Only A Frenchie Can Dismiss Protocol And Try Stupid Macho Games”

  • May 29, 2017
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France’s new president Emmanuel Macron described a white knuckle handshake in which he refused to relinquish his grip on U.S. president Donald Trump’s hand as “not innocent.” In an interview…
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Trump Warns Arabs To Leave “Holy European Land Of Israel” Alone And “Go Back To Asia”

  • May 23, 2017
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Israeli Ambassador to the United States Ron Dermer could hardly contain himself Monday during a meeting with Donald Trump after the president mistakenly implied Israel is not located in the…
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Hot Mic Catches Netanyahu’s Wife Reassuring Trump: “We And The Russians Love You No Matter What The Media Says”

  • May 22, 2017
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Sara Netanyahu, the wife of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, was caught on camera Monday trying to reassure President Donald Trump and his wife Melania that people “love” them despite…
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Trump: “The Importance Of Saying ‘Radical Islamic Terror’ Back Then Was Only Because We Had A Suspected Islamic President”

  • May 21, 2017
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Following President Donald Trump’s speech on Islam Sunday morning, the normally bombastic president was hammered for refusing to use the expression “radical Islamic terrorism” – a phrase he previously criticized…
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Trump: “Unlike Obama, I Only Bowed Down Because The Golden Necklace Was Super Heavy”

  • May 20, 2017
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President Donald Trump’s first trip overseas has – so far – gone seamlessly if one disregards the chaos he left at home with multiple bombshells dropped by the Washington Post…
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Trump: “The Fact That I Can Force The Brits Into Giving Me A Carriage Ride With The Queen Is Proof Of America Made Great Again”

  • April 23, 2017
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President Trump is already creating a stir over security issues for his planned visit to meet the Queen of England by insisting that he ride in her golden carriage. Times…
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Trump’s Environment Adviser: “Nazi-Like Climate Scientists Planning Genocide By Freezing Us To Death; Americans Just Looking To Get Warmer”

  • April 22, 2017
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Appearing on CNN’s New Day, prior to Saturday’s Science March in Washington D.C., physicist William Happer, who has advised Trump on the environment, attempted to explain to the CNN audience…
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Trump Congratulates Erdogan: “I Hope America Will Soon Follow Turkey’s Example For A Strong Democracy”

  • April 17, 2017
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President Trump phoned Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to congratulate him on winning a referendum that will grant the foreign leader broader powers, according to reports. Turkey’s state-run Anadolu Agency…
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Alex Jones: “Syrian Deaths In Chemical Attack Is God’s Punishment For Ivanka Becoming A Jew”

  • April 8, 2017
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“All this just because daddy’s little girl couldn’t meet a nice Christian boy. But, I guess things could be worse. She could have just as easily fallen in love with a black guy or worse – a Muslim. Then we’d be in real trouble”
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Scott Wagner Claims Climate Change Is Due To “Earth Moving Closer To The Sun Because Of Huge Magnets Built By Greenpeace”

  • March 30, 2017
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A Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate said this week that global warming is caused by the Earth moving closer to the sun. NPR reports that Pennsylvania State Senator Scott Wagner on…
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Trump Threatens To “Enforce 35% Import Tax On All Crappy British Cars” If British Parliament Continues Disrespecting POTUS

  • February 6, 2017
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The speaker of Britain’s lower house of parliament said on Monday he would not support any plans for U.S. President Donald Trump to address parliament during a state visit planned…
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Donald Trump Jr. Claims Quebec Shooter Was Muslim Because “Christians Aren’t Allowed To Kill”

  • February 1, 2017
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“It’s been almost two weeks since my dad was inaugurated and there haven’t been any racial or religious murders. And you want to tell me that has nothing to do with the fact that Barack Hussein Obama is no longer president? Come on”
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Ann Coulter: “Mexicans Need To Decide Whether They Prefer Paying For The Wall Or Sending Us Their Therapists To Treat The Girls They’re Raping”

  • January 28, 2017
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Ann Coulter rarely shies away from a controversial topic, even when it means being targeted by internet trolls unhappy with her political views. The conservative pundit took to Twitter Thursday…
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Mexican President: “We Agree To Pay For The Wall If The Deal Includes Returning Texas To Mexico”

  • January 27, 2017
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U.S. President Donald Trump said he had a friendly phone call with Mexico’s president on Friday but asserted he will renegotiate trade deals and other aspects of the countries’ ties…
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Melania Trump Against U.S. Sanctions To Russia Over Election Hack: “Everybody Has The Right To Free Speech, Including Putin”

  • December 28, 2016
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“The greatness of America does not lie in its nuclear warheads, its GDP, it’s awkwardly-superhuman athletes or its multiculturalism; it lies in the fact that every citizen of this country has the absolute equal freedom to speak their mind and be heard by others”
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Netanyahu Says He “Didn’t Expect Much From Half-White, Half-Palestinian” Obama Anyway

  • December 23, 2016
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“We are very much looking forward to working closely with the new President Donald Trump’s administration to undo the damage done by the Palestinian spy you’ve had in the White House for the last 8 years”
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Penny Nance Calls To Arrest Pope If He Enters U.S.: “Muslims Kill Few Americans Yearly, While Pope Responsible For Millions Of Deaths”

  • November 21, 2016
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Pope Francis on Monday extended indefinitely to all Roman Catholic priests the power to forgive abortion, a right previously reserved for bishops or special confessors in most parts of the…
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Flynn: “Islam Is A Cancer; Real Religions Like Christianity Or Judaism Never Called For Murdering People”

  • November 18, 2016
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News outlets are reporting that President-elect Donald Trump has offered the position of national security adviser to retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn and that Flynn has accepted. On the campaign…
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Coulter: “Syrian Survivor Boy Is Liberal Propaganda Aimed At Bringing All Of Them Here”

  • August 18, 2016
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In a recent interview with TheTimesWeekly.com, conservative author Ann Coulter complained about constant “liberal propaganda”: “We’re bombarded with liberal propaganda 24/7, from the early morning shows, Hollywood movies, documentaries and…
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Peter Doocy: “French Nice Attack Is God’s Punishment For Sending Us A Gay Statue Of Liberty”

  • July 15, 2016
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It is common knowledge that Fox News is super-paranoid about transgender people. So when author Elizabeth Mitchell posited the theory that French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi may have modeled Lady…
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