Greek PM Offers To Export Real Estate To Help Greece’s Economy
“Germans have been drooling over it for years”
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Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi Bans Women From Driving: “It Lets Us Have Some Alone Time With The Gear Stick”
“Don’t you dare look at me with those judgy little eyes! Do the math. It’s simple.”
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Baker Refuses To Make Gay Wedding Cake Because It “Makes Him Think About Sin All Night”
“’What kind of an example would I set for other Christians?’ he asked me. I didn’t know what to answer him”
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Jeb Bush: “Obama Allowed Creation Of ISIS To Counteract Israel In The Middle East”
“He’s essentially allowed the snakes back into the snake pit”
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American Charged With Violating Car’s Rights After Having Sex With A Porsche
“The law is the law, regardless of whether you’re in your own country or a foreign one”
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Iran Leaders Calling To Americans Not To Trust Their Leaders: “They Are Lying To You”
“They may have the money and the technology, but they’re living like slaves. That’s a sad thing to see”
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Chinese Government Makes Donation To GOP After Hillary’s Tweet
“A message has been sent; a message not to provoke battles that cannot be won”
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A Member Of Island Parliament Joins “Free The Nipple” Initiative, Sends Invitation To Sarah Palin
“Speaking as a woman…she was the obvious choice”
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Obama Planning Trip To His Homeland Of Kenya To Avoid U.S. Homeland Security
“There’s no place like home, and that’s something Obama knows well”
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Obama: “Netanyahu Started With 20% Support And Ended Up Winning; We Should Hire Him For 2016”
“God knows we could use the help, let alone the help of such a born winner”
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Both GOP And Obama Assured Of Victory In 2015 Israeli Election
“Instead of focusing on Netanyahu, the world should be observing the Israeli election as a vote for either the GOP or Obama”
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Top GOPers After Hillary’s Emails: “Did She Write A Private Letter To Iranian Leaders Or Not?”
“It wouldn’t be her first time consorting with the enemy”
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Al Jazeera Claims Israel Opens Gaza Dams: “Palestinians Must Know How To Swim”
I’m surprised you didn’t hear that we burned innocent Palestinians with lightning from our a*ses right after we brought back Elvis”
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US State Department: “We Can Fight ISIS By Giving Them Jobs, Maybe In Our Immigration Program”
“That way, I think they could really learn to appreciate what it takes to be an American”
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McCain: “Obama Is Israel’s Best Foreign Friend Since Ahmadinejad”
“I hope that the tradition of trust between Israel and the US will continue long after Iran is gon….sorry, I mean after the nuclear talks are concluded”
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Obama: “Iranians Say Nukes Are Against Islam And Pacifists Never Lie”
“Nothing says ‘I’m your friend’ better than some well-earned trust”
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UK Votes On Legalizing 3somes: “Germans Shouldn’t Be The Only Ones Allowed To Be Perverted”
“They’ve had exclusive rights in all of Europe”
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Pope Supports Vatican Video: “Big Bosom Blondes Are Also God’s Creation, I Thank Him Every Day”
“Double standards never brought anything good to anyone”
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Obama Funds Anti-Bibi Campaign: “CIA Traditionally Took Care Of Dangerous Governments”
"I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the ride”
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Mom Sells Baby For $7,000; “Low Quality, High Price For Chinese Product,” Say The Buyers
“Suits us right for wanting to buy something made in China”
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PEGIDA Leader Steps Down: “I’m Not Hitler’s Lost Son, After All”
“I guess it’s true what they say about history – it does have a funny way of repeating itself”
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Vatican Says Posthumous CItizenships Likely Await Paris Islamic Militants
“Then I might just listen to what he has to say”
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American Christian Center Sues Muslim Leaders For Stealing The “Religion Of Peace And Love” Term
“We practically patented the words, and now they’re being stolen right in front of our eyes”
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