Paris Jewish Community To Award “Kosher Muslim” Certificate To Grocery Hero
“Credit must be given where credit is due”
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Russia Bans LGBT People From Driving: They Just Check Out Hot People On The Street
“This is just the first step”
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Netanyahu: “If The French Want To Stop Terrorists, They Should Apply The ‘Two States’ Idea”
“My prayers are with the French people and the families of those who have suffered a personal loss”
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Pope Prays For Peace In Middle East And For Muslims To Behave Nicely
“Jihad is one thing, but acting like idiots will get them nowhere”
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US Cuts Off Internet Access In North Korea: “That Fat Commy Prick Will Browse Porn No More!”
“Let it be known from now on – you mess with our liberty, we take away your porn!”
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After North Korea Threats, US Movie Theaters To Run Kim Jong Un Movie In Reverse
“It’s still important to ensure the safety of all those involved in this project”
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Obama Thinking About Lifting Sanctions Against Russian Ruble: “It’s Not Real Money, Anyway”
“America has never been the bad guy, and I don’t plan on making her into one while she’s under my watch”
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Prime-Minister On Sydney Attack: “Don’t Call Him Terrorist, It’s Just His Way Of Spreading Love And Peace Of Islam”
“We have every hope that 72 well-endowed virgins will be waiting for him…, even though he could have gone out with a much bigger bang”
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John Kerry: “US Won’t Interfere With Israeli Election As Long That Mr. Netanyahu Will Step Down
“How a country full of such smart and disciplined people could have elected an idiot like Benji for Prime Minister is beyond me”
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Pope Francis to Elevate Michel Jackson to Saint Hood
I've no doubt that Mr. Jackson is up in heaven, moon walking on golden clouds
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Black Friday, Crazy Monday And Banging Wednesday – Baby Boom, Danish Style
Denmark Could Soon Become Even More Popular
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Wife And Son Of ISIS Leader Detained In Lebanon, US Officials Say That’s Not Good Enough; Now After Leader’s Sheep
“US Armed Forces Don’t Do Loose Ends. PERIOD.”
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Mubarak Acquitted: “I Feared For My Life; The Black Protester Was Big And Tried To Get My Gun”
“Large men, who looked like demons, kept trying to grab my weapon”
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Turkish President Says It’s No Coincidence Every Thanksgiving Features A Turkey
“Every time an American takes a bite of turkey meat anywhere in the world, they should keep in mind that they should, in fact, be thanking Turks”
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French ISIS Members said they’ll Burn Down Paris If French Kissing Isn’t Forbidden
“We hereby warn the French government to abolish and prohibit French kissing on a global level”
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Chinese President Promises To Inform State Department Of Future Hackings
“Hopefully, that will help make you feel like you have a choice”, he said to the US President
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Putin On Russian Bombers In Mexican Gulf: “Relax, I’m Just Checking Out Florida For Vacation”
Obama: "This is the mining of peace, I guess they'll have to pack a ton of sun screen”
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Dating Coach Celebrated After Discovering Groundbreaking New Way Of Wooing Women
“A woman’s brain has not evolved in eons, and that means they can’t resist a man who won’t take “no” for an answer”
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Night Photographs Of Eiffel Tower Now Illegal; A Fine For Suicide Jumpers To Follow
“Jumpers are just bad for business, especially when that business is tourism”
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Divorced And On The Prowl, Putin Goes Interracial
“Vladimir the Sneaky” had other things in mind; things like Jinping’s wife
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Chinese Fashion Companies Offer $1,000,000 To Putin And Obama For One-Time Underwear Modeling Gig
“Barrack Obama was immediately nicknamed “the Black Mamba” because of his height and slim figure, whereas President Putin was dubbed “The Siberian Frowner”
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ISIS Promise Yearly Salary Of $225,000 For Oil Manager; Fail To Specify Which Limb Gets How Much
“The body will probably get around $200K, whereas the $25K will go to the head”
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Putin To Receive Nobel Peace Prize
if we could give the same honor to Obama, why shouldn’t the president of an equally significant country be honored with the same?
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Pope Agrees With Scientific Theory On Origin Of Universe; Also Admits To “Altar Boys Having A Particular Charm After All”
“I must admit that there is something special about a young altar boy wearing a robe”
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