Donald Trump Promises To Stop “The Crazy Muslims From North Korea”

Washington, D.C. – Within hours of North Korea’s nuclear test Friday, it had become a political weapon in the U.S. The test – Pyongyang’s fifth and most powerful – had enough force to “rip the heart out of a city,” one expert said. It marks one more step in North Korea’s efforts to develop the missiles and miniaturized warheads needed to reach…

Trump Announces U.S.-Russia Cyber Security Unit: “Together We’ll Control The World Like In The Good, Old Cold War Days And Make America Great Again”

Fox & Friends hosts on Sunday praised President Donald Trump as “genius” for a series of tweets that depicted his version of what was said during a recent meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. In the Sunday morning tweet storm, Trump attacked the Democratic National Committee, slammed the media and revealed plans to set up a “cyber security unit” with Putin. The…

Kushner Attacks Paris Climate Agreement: “Why Should We Care About What Happens To Paris, We’re In The USA”

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Top Donald Trump adviser Jared Kushner – flanked by wife Ivanka Trump – “laughed” when asked to save the Paris climate accord, Politico reports. Kushner and Trump were reportedly on their way to a Flywheel class, an upscale indoor cycling club that offer classes for the populist-friendly price of $28 a class. The report, which was featured in Politico’s “Playbook” and picked…

Trump: “Only A Frenchie Can Dismiss Protocol And Try Stupid Macho Games”

France’s new president Emmanuel Macron described a white knuckle handshake in which he refused to relinquish his grip on U.S. president Donald Trump’s hand as “not innocent.” In an interview with the Journal du Dimanche Sunday, the French leader said his interaction with the American head of state was “a moment of truth.” “My handshake with him was not innocent. We need…

Trump Warns Arabs To Leave “Holy European Land Of Israel” Alone And “Go Back To Asia”

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Israeli Ambassador to the United States Ron Dermer could hardly contain himself Monday during a meeting with Donald Trump after the president mistakenly implied Israel is not located in the Middle East. “Our Secretary of State has done an incredible job,” Trump said at a meeting with Dermer, Rex Tillerson and other U.S. and Israeli officials. That’s when the president made his…

Hot Mic Catches Netanyahu’s Wife Reassuring Trump: “We And The Russians Love You No Matter What The Media Says”

Sara Netanyahu, the wife of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, was caught on camera Monday trying to reassure President Donald Trump and his wife Melania that people “love” them despite the bad press coverage they get. In a video posted at the Guardian, Sara Netanyahu can be seen telling the Trumps that she tells people “at every place how great you are”…

Trump: “The Importance Of Saying ‘Radical Islamic Terror’ Back Then Was Only Because We Had A Suspected Islamic President”

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Following President Donald Trump’s speech on Islam Sunday morning, the normally bombastic president was hammered for refusing to use the expression “radical Islamic terrorism” – a phrase he previously criticized President Barack Obama for avoiding. “This is a battle between barbaric criminals who seek to obliterate human life, and decent people of all religions who seek to protect it,” Trump said during…

Trump: “Unlike Obama, I Only Bowed Down Because The Golden Necklace Was Super Heavy”

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President Donald Trump’s first trip overseas has – so far – gone seamlessly if one disregards the chaos he left at home with multiple bombshells dropped by the Washington Post and the New York Times regarding White House doings. However, as the world awaits Trump’s speech on Islam, he was the recipient of a great deal of mockery on Twitter for a…

Trump: “The Fact That I Can Force The Brits Into Giving Me A Carriage Ride With The Queen Is Proof Of America Made Great Again”

President Trump is already creating a stir over security issues for his planned visit to meet the Queen of England by insisting that he ride in her golden carriage. Times of London reports Trump’s administration has told Buckingham Palace that the president is very keen on being part of a horse and carriage procession up the Mall when he comes to visit…

Trump’s Environment Adviser: “Nazi-Like Climate Scientists Planning Genocide By Freezing Us To Death; Americans Just Looking To Get Warmer”

Appearing on CNN’s New Day, prior to Saturday’s Science March in Washington D.C., physicist William Happer, who has advised Trump on the environment, attempted to explain to the CNN audience that climate change is a “myth” and that the world is actually getting “greener.” Speaking with host Victor Blackwell, Happer argued, “There’s this myth that’s developed around carbon dioxide that it’s a…

Trump Congratulates Erdogan: “I Hope America Will Soon Follow Turkey’s Example For A Strong Democracy”

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President Trump phoned Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to congratulate him on winning a referendum that will grant the foreign leader broader powers, according to reports. Turkey’s state-run Anadolu Agency reported the news. Israeli newspaper Haaretz also cited presidential sources in Turkey. News of the call comes as opposition groups in Turkey have contested the results of the referendum. The referendum institutes…

Scott Wagner Claims Climate Change Is Due To “Earth Moving Closer To The Sun Because Of Huge Magnets Built By Greenpeace”

A Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate said this week that global warming is caused by the Earth moving closer to the sun. NPR reports that Pennsylvania State Senator Scott Wagner on Tuesday gave a talk in favor of conducting natural gas drilling in state forests – and he justified his position by using a scientifically incorrect analysis of climate change. Specifically, Wagner said…

Trump Threatens To “Enforce 35% Import Tax On All Crappy British Cars” If British Parliament Continues Disrespecting POTUS

The speaker of Britain’s lower house of parliament said on Monday he would not support any plans for U.S. President Donald Trump to address parliament during a state visit planned for later this year, citing Trump’s temporary immigration ban as a factor. More than 1.8 million people in Britain have signed a petition calling for Trump’s planned visit to be canceled or…

Ann Coulter: “Mexicans Need To Decide Whether They Prefer Paying For The Wall Or Sending Us Their Therapists To Treat The Girls They’re Raping”

Ann Coulter rarely shies away from a controversial topic, even when it means being targeted by internet trolls unhappy with her political views. The conservative pundit took to Twitter Thursday and made a comparison that sent social media users into a fury. Coulter linked a quote from the Washington Examiner’s Byron York, which cited another figure, claiming, the “cost of building a…

Mexican President: “We Agree To Pay For The Wall If The Deal Includes Returning Texas To Mexico”

U.S. President Donald Trump said he had a friendly phone call with Mexico’s president on Friday but asserted he will renegotiate trade deals and other aspects of the countries’ ties because Mexico has “beat us to a pulp” in the past. Mexico’s peso extended gains on news of the call. The two men spoke for about an hour on Friday, a day…

Penny Nance Calls To Arrest Pope If He Enters U.S.: “Muslims Kill Few Americans Yearly, While Pope Responsible For Millions Of Deaths”

Pope Francis on Monday extended indefinitely to all Roman Catholic priests the power to forgive abortion, a right previously reserved for bishops or special confessors in most parts of the world. Francis, who has made a more inclusive and forgiving Roman Catholic Church a characteristic of his papacy, made the announcement in a document known as an “apostolic letter” after Sunday’s close…

Flynn: “Islam Is A Cancer; Real Religions Like Christianity Or Judaism Never Called For Murdering People”

News outlets are reporting that President-elect Donald Trump has offered the position of national security adviser to retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn and that Flynn has accepted. On the campaign trail, Flynn has made a series of inflammatory comments, especially about Islam. In August, the Dallas Morning News reported that Flynn had delivered a speech to a Dallas gathering of the anti-Muslim…

Coulter: “Syrian Survivor Boy Is Liberal Propaganda Aimed At Bringing All Of Them Here”

In a recent interview with TheTimesWeekly.com, conservative author Ann Coulter complained about constant “liberal propaganda”: “We’re bombarded with liberal propaganda 24/7, from the early morning shows, Hollywood movies, documentaries and sitcoms, all major newspapers, fashion magazines, the sports pages, public schools, college professors and administrators, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Unless liberals specifically seek out Ann Coulter books or columns, which I highly recommend,…

Peter Doocy: “French Nice Attack Is God’s Punishment For Sending Us A Gay Statue Of Liberty”

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It is common knowledge that Fox News is super-paranoid about transgender people. So when author Elizabeth Mitchell posited the theory that French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi may have modeled Lady Liberty on his brother instead of his mother, host Peter Doocy gay freaked out about it. “Is Lady Liberty actually a man?” Peter Doocy gay asked before showing a part of the…