Home Health Chris Christie: “Women’s Viagra Pill Will Only Increase Lesbianism”

Chris Christie: “Women’s Viagra Pill Will Only Increase Lesbianism”

“The New York Times relates that “Representative Cathy McMorris Rogers of Washington State, the top-ranking Republican woman in the House, was quoted by The Daily Beast last week as saying that Democrats were fabricating the “war on women” to distract from real issues. Joan Walsh wrote on AlterNet: “Read and decide for yourself if this war on women is imaginary:”

““Democrats didn’t make the GOP presidential field back “personhood” laws that would criminalize some forms of birth control. They didn’t force the newly elected house GOP to make defunding Planned Parenthood their first legislative goal. And they didn’t propose the Blunt Amendment that would have allowed employers to withhold health insurance coverage not only for contraception, but for any treatment they disapproved of.”

Furthermore, it would seem that Cathy McMorris Rogers isn’t the only Republican waging a crusade against her own sex. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, famous for his sharp tongue and conservative political views, seems to have joined McMorris Rogers in their party’s obvious war on women in America.

Christie recently addressed the rumors that pharmaceutical companies are extensively researching a Viagra pill for women. The New Jersey governor allegedly denied that such a pill would have numerous benefits for women in a televised interview and verbally attacked the host for asking him such “offensive and idiotic questions.” When asked to comment on the incident by Newslo, Christie said: “Oh no, I really feel like women could use a Viagra pill. Like we don’t have enough dykes already.”

Asked to elaborate on his offensive language, the anything-but-subtle Republican stated that “the only thing such a pill would do for the women of the world is get them to change their sexual orientation.”

“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is. Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place? But no, let’s amplify women’s sex drive even further, that’ll definitely help them feel more satisfied and relaxed. And who are they going to turn to quench that thirst? Other women. Men aren’t machines, but neither are they. They just haven’t realized it yet,” Christie concluded.

342 COMMENTS

  1. Maybe if Gov. Christie could actually see his junk, he might not have as much trouble satisfying women! That said, I can’t imagine Mrs. Christie has very high expectations for her husband’s sexual prowess, so the fact that he can’t reach that really low set bar is just pathetic…

  2. I doubt the usefulness of such a pill too, but I never noticed that most men had so much trouble satisfying women—and his inference that women might turn to other women for sex is the purest nonsense—women are more than their sexuality which seems to frighten Mr. Christie–and they come in heterosexual as well as some homosexual types–just like men do. The Republican party–at least a portion of it–has been driven quite mad by their fanciful imaginations about the female sex. I am starting to think of them as the vagina vigilantes.

  3. With all the complaining that some men do concerning their wife not wanting sex, wouldn’t this benefit them in the long run? I mean if all it takes is a pill to turn women to lesbianism, is the natural progression bi sexuality? I know of few men that wouldn’t want to watch the festivities.

  4. Anyone can see that he speaks from DEEP personal experience. “enough trouble satisfying women as it is.” Join this with the LGBT/ “choice” meme and anyone can see- for them it is a choice. Why don’t I hear much on this ANYWHERE? The father of the pizza homophobes said:’ They chose to be gay. I choose to be straight.” So , you could have been GAY????..

  5. What an idiot! It’s like saying Viagra will produce more Pedophiles, child molesters, rapist etc. But that is ok according to the GOP! After all they are blaming the VICTIMS! No BC pill, no little PINK pill for women!! Any woman who votes for a REPUBLICAN must be totally INSANE!

  6. Why do so many conservatives think that all women are whores or lesbians who just lack the tools or strength to go through with it? While neither makes a woman a “whore” the vast majority of the ones who want to sleep around or take a lesbian lover have done so. I know they hate and fear social progress but thankfully they can’;t stop it. also “dyke” really? If you’re going to be an insulting ass at least keep your slurs current FFS.

  7. Does anybody think Christie doesn’t understand that the term “dykes” is as offensive to many people as “the n-word”? And he’s one to comment in such an ugly fashion about other peoples’ lives. How’s that gastric bypass working for you, Governor Tubby?

  8. Hmm maybe the need for viagra in this country stems from the fact that a majority of men have the most sensitive part of their penis removed shortly after birth. And maybe women could benefit from their own viagra since they aren’t having sex as nature intended it. Instead, all of their natural lubrication is being pulled out by a keratinized glans, making sex painful and all around less pleasurable.

  9. And that would be bad why? Overpopulation of humans is imperiling the earth since the addiction to meat, dairy, eggs and aquatic life are destroying the oceans and environment. The babies born today will face unprecedented problems due to our irresponsible and negligent stewardship of the planet. Lesbian women will adopt or have no children so fewer that will be forced to live on a planet being burned to death from animal agriculture.

  10. I’m pretty sure when he said “Men have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.”, he was referring to his own personal experience, since it is hardly a subject that men would broach. Why do I say that you ask, I say that because regardless of where men meet, gyms, bars, business this is a subject that would never come up. Can you imagine a man saying, I just can’t seem to get it up any more maybe I’ll take Viagra. What do you think Sam? You see that kind of conversation doesn’t work in the real world.

  11. U should b out of office this statement doesn’t work for gays in Jersey..it’s no longer safe for them with white whale…on charge of making their choices in legal matter..I INTRODUCE HERE n now that all neighbouring states..join hands n m and March n gathering in NJ..lets support our brothers n sisters being held hostage..by this. Whale of man
    .quick get me the harpoon.
    U reel him in witl burgers

  12. So you people can’t even comprehend a website but the Republicans are the stupid ones. When there’s a button that you can click that says ‘hide facts’ or ‘show facts’ that should tip you off. But then again, you are Democrats, and no one’s smarter than you…smh. And no, I’m not a Republican, I’m an actual liberal who votes independent because I actually want to see change. Anyone who calls themselves a liberal and then votes Democrat should be ashamed of themselves. The 2 major parties are 2 sides of the same coin. Both lying sacks of garbage that feed you crap that you buy hook, line and sinker. Yeah, we got change alright!

  13. Gov. Christie’s comment is an unfortunate example of when to keep a mouth shut. He’s barely a politician, he’s not a Doctor, and he’s sure not a sociologist / psychologist. I was kind of hoping that he might take a stab at running for president. But after an oral blunder like this, let the great state of New Jersey keep him as their own personal embarrassment.

  14. We pay these assholes to run our country,,,, God we are in SOOOOOO much trouble… Your freaking kidding me,, how can an educated person say something like that,, oh wait, it’s the same political group (GPO), that said ” A women can not get pregnant if she is raped because her body shuts down” ….. GOP should stand for ” Get Out of Politics”….. and mind your own dam business………….

  15. It’s…. Satire….
    Liberals, you’re fug’n stupid;. You come to a satire site to get your daily does of right wing hate for the day. Jesus Christ, how about going for some real news, you might not feel the need to be spiteful little punks if you actually become emotionally reactive to REAL news.

  16. Ok, I’m a Democrat and not a Christie fan, but:
    “The New Jersey governor allegedly denied that such a pill would have numerous benefits for women in a televised interview and verbally attacked the host for asking him such “offensive and idiotic questions.” ”
    Allegedly? Which televised interview? Video link? Date? Where? When? Any verification here that he actually said all this?

  17. What really makes me angry and freaks me out, is that the republicans keep saying the most stupid statements, and yet people still vote for them. How uneducated are these Americans to vote in these people who sound as about informed as a…. I can’t think of anything dumb enough to compare them to.

  18. Interestingly, when you click on the Show Fact button on this page it only highlights the first two paragraphs. Also, it cites no sources and offers no link to audio or video of him saying that. Oddly, as big a deal as this would be if it were true, CNN, MSMBC, and every “legitimate” news agency completely missed this. What might this suggest about YOUR responses and biases. Do some basic research before you swallow the KookAid, you may fing you’ve been led by Jim Jones. Even Snopes which many falsely claim is blatantly biased to the left says it is false. If you guys vote it is very scary indeed. The responses on this page a pathetic.

  19. Amazed that some people can be so gullible, this “newslo” site is a hybrid of news and satire- try doing a fact check on these comments attributed to christie- they were never made. don’t particularly care for the guy but if your opinion on an individual is based off of an article like this then you probably should have your voting rights stripped. Read Newslo’s About Us section.

  20. It is amazing that someone who wants to be President of the United States, arguably the most important elected position in the world, would offer such an astonishingly stupid comment. You might think that a person in that position might recognize a subject on which they know nothing and refrain from commenting until they learned more.

  21. “The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.” – Christine Christie

    Speak for yourself, Blubba. Just because your wife pukes every time you get near her doesn’t mean all of us have that problem. If you know how to treat a woman, you do just fine.
    No surprise you’re having trouble. Morbid obesity is a leading contributor to Erectile Dysfunction. Probably takes her an hour and a half to find that little white chocolate Tootsie Roll.

  22. We aren’t machines? We continue to be treated as baby machines with all the regulations they are trying to impose,on birth control and a women’s right to choose. Sound to me like Christie has more than a few problems in the bedroom . Put the sandwich down and find the gspot, you old missionary position boy.

  23. No, only men like you Guv’ have trouble satisfying women, men who can’t find where their penis’s are hiding for all that disgusting extra flesh. Others like myself will enjoy this, a woman who wants more sex not less is a dream come true. Who cares if you are afraid to show that fat ass, your pencil thin appendage covered by layers of stapled obese belly, eeeeeyucks. Not too worry Guv’ no ones looking to give you any anyways anymore, ever.

  24. As a New Jersey resident that has seen and heard Chris Christies promises, actions, accomplishments of promises and truthfulness. Don’t worry about what he says it will change as needed to accomplish his goals. As a New Jersey resident I would warn the country that he is not the man to lead us forward !

  25. hahahaha, oh. my. god. so viagra makes men gay? this is telling me a little something about Christie’s thinking process… might be oh, about 32% stuck in closet, LOL! Chris Christie decision to stay in closet = SELFISH. also sounds like mrs. christie is being left high and dry if in the bedroom. poor thing.

  26. Hey Newslo, you aren’t doing anyone a favor by spreading lies. This premise of mixing facts into a fake story is what FOX has perfected, and I for one am not interested in any “news” organization mimmicking that, be it left wing or right. Stop it. You’re making fools of unsuspecting people.

  27. No Viagra does not create gay men. I can not say I follow Mr. Christies thought process, but don’t get caught up in it and make it worse. Viagra treats a physiological hydralic issue. The new pill for women affects the brain through endorphins. Men who use Viagra generally are excited and happy about the prospect of sex, the hydralics just don’t work. In the womens pill case, the woman would not be happy and excited about the prospect of sex and this pill would change that. Essentially, this new pill is a legal date rape pill. ” Here dear, take your pill and you will want sex with me”. If you have a bond and trust with your partner, you don’t need this pill. I for one would rather have no sexual relations with my partner, than have relations knowing they are drugged to do it.

  28. Mr. Christie
    And you know this ‘HOW’? The problems with viagra are less about lesbianism or erectile dysfunction and more about sexually transmitted diseases. These numbers are rising every year. It seems that irresponsible behaviors are the issues that are causing this to happen.

    Mr. Christie, why don’t you stay out of other’s bedrooms and focus on your weight. Sure you are losing it, but falsely, you have had surgery to alter your appearance. This represents an untruth. Perhaps, even weakness, since you could not do this on your own.

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  30. This site publishes BS! Click on the “show facts” button at the top and you will see what is facts and what is made up crap! Pretty sure the far right wingnuts are laughing out loud at how easily the “libtards” can be played! Be careful with anything you read from this site!!!!

  31. It sounds like Christie has performance anxiety issues. He can’t respond under normal circumstances – WTH is he going to do if a real woman actually wants to have sex with him? He doesn’t realize that it is himself, not some pill, that will drive his disappointed lovers into the arms of another woman, where they can find satisfaction. 😀

  32. It sounds like Christie has performance anxiety issues. He can’t respond under normal circumstances – WTH is he going to do if a real woman actually wants to have sex with him? He doesn’t realize that it is himself, not some pill, that will drive his disappointed lovers into the arms of another woman, where they can find satisfaction. 😀

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