“The New York Times relates that “Representative Cathy McMorris Rogers of Washington State, the top-ranking Republican woman in the House, was quoted by The Daily Beast last week as saying that Democrats were fabricating the “war on women” to distract from real issues. Joan Walsh wrote on AlterNet: “Read and decide for yourself if this war on women is imaginary:”
““Democrats didn’t make the GOP presidential field back “personhood” laws that would criminalize some forms of birth control. They didn’t force the newly elected house GOP to make defunding Planned Parenthood their first legislative goal. And they didn’t propose the Blunt Amendment that would have allowed employers to withhold health insurance coverage not only for contraception, but for any treatment they disapproved of.”
Furthermore, it would seem that Cathy McMorris Rogers isn’t the only Republican waging a crusade against her own sex. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, famous for his sharp tongue and conservative political views, seems to have joined McMorris Rogers in their party’s obvious war on women in America.
Christie recently addressed the rumors that pharmaceutical companies are extensively researching a Viagra pill for women. The New Jersey governor allegedly denied that such a pill would have numerous benefits for women in a televised interview and verbally attacked the host for asking him such “offensive and idiotic questions.” When asked to comment on the incident by Newslo, Christie said: “Oh no, I really feel like women could use a Viagra pill. Like we don’t have enough dykes already.”
Asked to elaborate on his offensive language, the anything-but-subtle Republican stated that “the only thing such a pill would do for the women of the world is get them to change their sexual orientation.”
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is. Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place? But no, let’s amplify women’s sex drive even further, that’ll definitely help them feel more satisfied and relaxed. And who are they going to turn to quench that thirst? Other women. Men aren’t machines, but neither are they. They just haven’t realized it yet,” Christie concluded.
338 Comments
Mark Esche
Funny, I thought photos of Christie were making women consider Lesbianism . . .
Guy Larcher
Chris Christie MD…Moronic Dumbass
Kelly Redmond-Kleiber
I can’t believe that this came out of a supposedly educated persons mouth. What an ass.
Mara Giulianti
OMG. If he actually said those things, he is a bigger oaf than even I realized! But, hey, do you think his wife actually could enjoy sex with him?!?! He is a guy who has already gone farther than his brain can handle anyway.
Anna Bunna Souto
so are gay men the result of Viagra?
Kay Taylor
Viagra was the first GMO pharmaceutical.. I’m against it being given to anyone, BUT Christie puts a new meaning on stupid..
Mike Carter
Maybe if Gov. Christie could actually see his junk, he might not have as much trouble satisfying women! That said, I can’t imagine Mrs. Christie has very high expectations for her husband’s sexual prowess, so the fact that he can’t reach that really low set bar is just pathetic…
Jack Mahoney
What a complete knucklehead
Colin Ross
Poor us hairballs. It’s very challenging to be on “top”. Now we have to fear thesspians. Yes, let them use the dill if need be.
Magda Schijff
What an idiot windbag. ……..and he got his medical degree from where?
Connie Theokas
This has got to be satire. No one could be that stupid. Right? Right?
Debbie Shaw-Burke
Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME. AMERICAN POLITICIANS ARE JUST PLAIN IDIOTS.
Raymond Davis
“”The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is. ” Sounds like a personal problem on Christie’s part.
Mary Melcher
I doubt the usefulness of such a pill too, but I never noticed that most men had so much trouble satisfying women—and his inference that women might turn to other women for sex is the purest nonsense—women are more than their sexuality which seems to frighten Mr. Christie–and they come in heterosexual as well as some homosexual types–just like men do. The Republican party–at least a portion of it–has been driven quite mad by their fanciful imaginations about the female sex. I am starting to think of them as the vagina vigilantes.
DY Furlin
Do we care what Krispie Kreme Kristie says? He’s a laughing stock.
Lori Valdez
With all the complaining that some men do concerning their wife not wanting sex, wouldn’t this benefit them in the long run? I mean if all it takes is a pill to turn women to lesbianism, is the natural progression bi sexuality? I know of few men that wouldn’t want to watch the festivities.
Camille Halluko
SATIRE
Dana Dalton
he needs to quit taking his Viagra or he may turn gay, hell he probably already is.
Robert Berger
I knew Christie was a jerk, but I didn’t think he was THIS stupid . Sheesh almighty !
Bill Debbie Pendleton
This sounds like BS. How about a better source. He’s too smart to say something that stupid.
Chip Shelby
Anyone can see that he speaks from DEEP personal experience. “enough trouble satisfying women as it is.” Join this with the LGBT/ “choice” meme and anyone can see- for them it is a choice. Why don’t I hear much on this ANYWHERE? The father of the pizza homophobes said:’ They chose to be gay. I choose to be straight.” So , you could have been GAY????..
Dawn Levesque
only if their faced with a choice of you or a women, that would turn any woman.
Marie Dealing
What an idiot! It’s like saying Viagra will produce more Pedophiles, child molesters, rapist etc. But that is ok according to the GOP! After all they are blaming the VICTIMS! No BC pill, no little PINK pill for women!! Any woman who votes for a REPUBLICAN must be totally INSANE!
John Mark Williams
“Newslo”–really? What kind of source is that? It’s like quoting Pravda.
Dale R Archdekin
Are you people honest to God stupid enough to believe he said that?
Debra Snipes-Stephens
Omg – what a complete ass
Leslie Green
Me thinks that Christie has some problems himself with his own sexuality… I’m guessing that there “ain’t much to see down there” and he’s the one with problems.
Timothy J Leach
I would be surprised if christie would be capable of sex with or without Viagra.
Vincent Valentine
Yeah, and the next story that comes out will be about Christie eating peanut butter off of Rush Limbaugh’s…………
Elo Devi Heart
Viagra is horrible! A really good lover who is compassionate is all anyone ever needs. Try taking a massage class! If you and your partner can go together, after the class try tantra.
Jim Moyers
Actually it seems Christie said no such thing. Click on “SHOW FACTS” to highlight the part of this that’s real. I don’t understand why people keep putting out faux news! There’s more than enough real craziness!
Silvr Medley
Tell the truth, Christie, you hate the idea of a woman having control over her own sex life. That’s why you made such a ridiculously stupid statement. Only men can control their own sex life, hmmmm???? WRONG, boy!!! Stupid boy!!!!
Eric Hauge
Chris, we already know how dumb you are….it isn’t necessary to prove it
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
for the rest of your life.
Marci Gold
Um so gay men turned gay from using viagra? Wha? Christie is cracked. And I want a female viagra pill…that would be cool.
Nancy Rathke
I guess we learned something about Mr. and Mrs. Christie at home.
Helena Waldmann
This man is both pathetic and dangerous. . .
Lynn Hilton
Hey ppl if he really said this don’t you think it would have made the 5 o’clock news or CNN I don’t care for most of his views but come on let’s be real
Tamra Scott-Hunt
You know what makes more lesbians? Guys like Chris Christie. JK… Lol!
Jackie Welch
OMG what a moron!
Frank Hopkins
Point to ponder! If 3 corporations merge is it lesbian, gay, or bisexual?
Robin Shinn
Looser!!
Christopher R. Nosredna
Give me a pill cause I luvs me a woman
Janet Wharton
Seriously? What an asshole
Janet Wharton
Seriously? What n adshole
Miriam Walls
You all realize he never said this, right?
Scott Garrett
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.”
Speak for yourself and your little dick, tubby.
Matt Helms
If you dont realize that this is satire….. I really feel sorry for you.
Nicholas Kerr
Why do so many conservatives think that all women are whores or lesbians who just lack the tools or strength to go through with it? While neither makes a woman a “whore” the vast majority of the ones who want to sleep around or take a lesbian lover have done so. I know they hate and fear social progress but thankfully they can’;t stop it. also “dyke” really? If you’re going to be an insulting ass at least keep your slurs current FFS.
Ray Sharradh
Does anybody think Christie doesn’t understand that the term “dykes” is as offensive to many people as “the n-word”? And he’s one to comment in such an ugly fashion about other peoples’ lives. How’s that gastric bypass working for you, Governor Tubby?
John Kline
Have these Republican politicians have no shame about making the outrageous statements about a number of things that they make? Just makes them look more ignorant than they really are.
Mickey Ellinger
we can only hope.
Theresa Shoup
Hmm maybe the need for viagra in this country stems from the fact that a majority of men have the most sensitive part of their penis removed shortly after birth. And maybe women could benefit from their own viagra since they aren’t having sex as nature intended it. Instead, all of their natural lubrication is being pulled out by a keratinized glans, making sex painful and all around less pleasurable.
Tim Sarver
IT”S NOT REAL PEOPLE. FFS. It’s SATIRE. Please, don’t get your news from clickbait sites on Facebook.
http://www.alleywire.com/2013/09/26/newslo/
Stanley Wm. Robinson
Well if they were married to him maybe they would become lesbians! Who want to have sex with that pig
DC French
It’s a satire site people! Even Christie is not dumb enough to say something like that.
Jacqueline Clifford
Now that’s just texas stupid…
Melody Adams
Where is the proof he said this, was there audio?
Laura B Aaron
And that would be bad why? Overpopulation of humans is imperiling the earth since the addiction to meat, dairy, eggs and aquatic life are destroying the oceans and environment. The babies born today will face unprecedented problems due to our irresponsible and negligent stewardship of the planet. Lesbian women will adopt or have no children so fewer that will be forced to live on a planet being burned to death from animal agriculture.
Tam Weavemaster Rachelle
Lol @ viagra being for women and poor poor men trying to please us so.
Deborah M. Benson
Lions, tigers, witches, and lesbians! Oh my! Boo hoo, Gov; you need a brain.
Debi Burk Scott
I find no other place where he is quoted as saying this. I’m having a hard time believing this is nothing more than slander
Allen Homan
Hes a bit defensive about being unable to satisfy?
Corby Cloud
He’s a douche.
Catherine Joyner
This seriously cracks me up! So according to this guy the only reason woman stay with men is to get their rocks off, I think he might be q tad bit insecure, LOL
TJ Humphreys
Newslo is satire people! Hit the “show facts” button. Learn how gullible you are!
Ann Sullivan
My husband and I have added Mrs. Christie to our prayer list. Anyone married to this doofus, needs them.
Rita Louie
Viagra was invented so men could satisfy women? Hahaha! That is ripe!
Gregg DeBartolo
Remember Guv, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Connie Concepcion
The funny thing about satire is that you can imagine this corpulent gobshite mansplaining this drivel to the great unwashed.
Sharon Hunt
this is satire….sometimes with these guys I wonder….
Miike Carnemolla
I hope that you know this is a satirical web site. So, when I read the comments from you guys saying that Christie is an idiot, I laugh at how idiotic you are for believing any of this. Low information voters are what you are.
Donna Murphy
It’s clear that Mr. Christie as some inadequacy issues. Or incompetencey issues. If he’s lucky, maybe a pill like that would blind some poor woman into thinking he’s desirable.
Sharon Kay Bradshaw Yeates
Does this mean he thinks men are totally unappealing to women sexually?
Larry Capponi
what a dumb fk fat goof , with an obviously small penis
Bill Rulon-Miller
He really, really wants the nomination. I predict he’s just going to keep amping up the crazy until he loses.
Betty Eyer
I think he’s said a WHOLE LOT about himself there and it’s not complimentary.
Chris Christian
You know this is the kind of guy, and forgive me for being so crude, who would once in his lifetime bring a woman right to the edge of orgasm – and pull it out.
“ehehehe bitch you ain’t gettin your nut on my watch!” Clueless.
Earlene Ratliff
Politicians should stay out of the medical profession
Dan Lucas
It must be true I read it on the internet!
Elizabeth Izzo
Messager r being deleTe d..my last three comments poof
Edgar Mercado
Please People, Do not make him more then just a joke, his views are backwards and his lies and concealment are sharp…Now imagine him as President.
Marsh Fiedler
Politicians are lousy enough without people like you making stuff up.
Saundra Renee Saileau
I believed this crap until I googled it. Christie is not fit to be president, but you don’t have to make up stories. https://www.google.com/search?q=Chris+Christie%3A+%E2%80%9CWomen%E2%80%99s+Viagra+Pill+Will+Only+Increase+Lesbianism%E2%80%9D&oq=Chris+Christie%3A+%E2%80%9CWomen%E2%80%99s+Viagra+Pill+Will+Only+Increase+Lesbianism%E2%80%9D&aqs=chrome..69i57.3344328j0j4&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
Mike Halligan
It appears Mr. Christie, may have trouble “getting it up”. Poor boy, no wonder he appears to be angry much of the time. Impotence does cause emotional distress and/or emotional distress may cause impotence. Mr. Christie could benefit from counseling.
Sandy Rapp
Wake Kinsey from the dead! New information!
Liz Chaboya
Newslo is satire….but didn’t we all get a big laugh!
The Virginia Liberal
A comment expected from a pencil headed, lip dicked, ass hole like Christy. He’s just upset cause he ain’t getting any. Hahaha, What’s wrong Puke Boy? Women getting more than you?!! CHRISTY CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Deborah Shoults Kliethermes
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I am not a Lesbian but I am not against others who find happiness with the same sex.
Ronald Woolever
I’m pretty sure when he said “Men have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.”, he was referring to his own personal experience, since it is hardly a subject that men would broach. Why do I say that you ask, I say that because regardless of where men meet, gyms, bars, business this is a subject that would never come up. Can you imagine a man saying, I just can’t seem to get it up any more maybe I’ll take Viagra. What do you think Sam? You see that kind of conversation doesn’t work in the real world.
Mara Giulianti
OK. It was a spoof–but he’s still a zero!
Ernie Cifaldi
Where did he say this…just because it’s on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true
Cathie Stamos Plassmann
This is coming from Chris Christie, a guy who can’t even see his penis!!!
Helen Gambon
Another GOP idiot.
Geno Anderson
No Governor, women, with the thought of you naked creates lesbianism, hell, it’s also the reason why me, being gay has considered lesbianism!!!
Caren Caplan Walls
What’s even more idiotic is that you people believe everything you see and read. Laughable. Keep drinking the kool aide
Mark Joyce
We’ve all seen the picture.
Christie is a lesbian.
Dennis Hatler
Chris Christie…big belly…small brain.
Moe Stewart
So you people can’t even comprehend a website but the Republicans are the stupid ones. When there’s a button that you can click that says ‘hide facts’ or ‘show facts’ that should tip you off. But then again, you are Democrats, and no one’s smarter than you…smh. And no, I’m not a Republican, I’m an actual liberal who votes independent because I actually want to see change. Anyone who calls themselves a liberal and then votes Democrat should be ashamed of themselves. The 2 major parties are 2 sides of the same coin. Both lying sacks of garbage that feed you crap that you buy hook, line and sinker. Yeah, we got change alright!
Elizabeth Izzo
U should b out of office this statement doesn’t work for gays in Jersey..it’s no longer safe for them with white whale…on charge of making their choices in legal matter..I INTRODUCE HERE n now that all neighbouring states..join hands n m and March n gathering in NJ..lets support our brothers n sisters being held hostage..by this. Whale of man
.quick get me the harpoon.
U reel him in witl burgers
Elizabeth Izzo
And another sandwich ur bigger than a walrus..being that i m in fact a lesbian…my statement is true hopefully into my next life..i also had the gastric banding..number 300in world..Dr.Kuszmack..in NJ..and i m still a size 10..Ur disgusting..
Shannon Stewart
I guess with that moronic thinking I guess Viagra for men only encouraged homosexuality.
Elizabeth Izzo
Just a t tad annoyed n big boy..food for y thought.i u have sons ot daughter..neices n nephew’s n one turns out gay..what r u gonna do then..maybe ur grand daughter..hmmmm
Myrch Lamydia
So Christie made a joke and you took him seriously.
I don’t even like Christie and you’re making me sympathize with him
Elizabeth Izzo
Good my conversation is on my timeline u fat bucket of whale blubber
Elizabeth Izzo
Omg
.he still using the word dyke..he’s homophobic. Def.alter boy..boy scout..
Susie Winters Blalack
This guy is an idiot and is exactly why I married a woman
Ed Chastain
Christie is just afraid his wife might take a pill and overlook his obesity and desperately try to dig around the rolls of fat to find his Twinkie.
Mary Sanchez
He is Really twisted in his thinking! Sick
Makes U feel sorry 4 his wife — he has a poor opinion of women
Melissa Blank
Hilarious!
Edward Meadows
Gop are out of touch with reality
Sharon Vogan
unbelievably ridiculous
Carol Timmons
Omg, how stupid!!!
Cat Matthews
If I was such a fat, disgusting, misogynistic, boorish, slob, I’d be concerned no women would ever like me too.
Rey Palustre
Using Christina Haddad Garzuzitie’s logic, he should be gay by now!!
John Yakowicz
White House material right there.
Peter Lloyd Jones
REMINDER OF WHO THIS MANB TRULY IS
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/01/chris-christie-bridgegate_n_7190020.html
Perhaps if NJ public transportation, especially across targeted bridges, was quicker..men and women (and all others who have non-Christie approved sex) would have more time to indulge in one another.
Patricia Harris
Yes, Mark Esche! You did hit the nail on the head!
Landy Boyle
Okay, then he’s also stating that all the men that take Viagra is increasing homosexuality! I guess he fits in that category….
Rebecca Kitchener Engels
What a complete idiot!! Moron!!
Mary Dubiel
You sir are an Idiot of high rank. Your a sexist pig.
Jerry Rose
Looking at him I can see why HE has a problem satisfying women!!
send cc to the white house! cc 4 food taster for the president!!!
Mark Broussard
Gov. Christie’s comment is an unfortunate example of when to keep a mouth shut. He’s barely a politician, he’s not a Doctor, and he’s sure not a sociologist / psychologist. I was kind of hoping that he might take a stab at running for president. But after an oral blunder like this, let the great state of New Jersey keep him as their own personal embarrassment.
Ric Gordon
Another one bites the dust.
Shift Groundwalker
… is he saying Viagra made him gay?
Michelle Mesa
We pay these assholes to run our country,,,, God we are in SOOOOOO much trouble… Your freaking kidding me,, how can an educated person say something like that,, oh wait, it’s the same political group (GPO), that said ” A women can not get pregnant if she is raped because her body shuts down” ….. GOP should stand for ” Get Out of Politics”….. and mind your own dam business………….
Tonia Romano
So I guess the governor is gay if he takes Viagra.
Devin Williams
Is this real? He really said all this???
Billy Angus
Chris Christie, you are a dummy, a hockey-puck, and a moron!!!
Danny Wade
There may be unintended blowback to him saying he’s “not a machine,” in the form of people making passes at Mrs. Christie.
Susan Mott-Coles
This is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say!
Cerissa BossBunny Williams
He’s probably secretly hoping they do come up with female Viagra, probably hopes a woman on Viagra would think even Christie looks good!! NOT!!
Elena M. Cintron
Is this a joke?
Tammy Rausch
Sooooo he basically just said publicly, that he can not satisfy his woman… Silly idiot!
Carl P Bock
This is akin to an Onion article. I am no fan of Chris Christie but even he is not this stupid
Chuck Parrish
Viagra actually was invented as a blood pressure med. You should know this.
Myra Kaplan Geffon
I cannot believe how STUPID he is!!
Kirsten Seiverd
What the hell is wrong with this man? And is he a better or worse candidate GOP candidate than Scooter? Let me ponder it while I vomit….
Ryan O'Regan
Excuse you, Chris Christie…idk about you, but this is ONE big-sized NJ native that has had no troubles. Pretty sure most men would say the same. I say bring on the pill or not; life goes on.
Hal Wulff
Is this from The Onion??
Jack Sullivan
Maybe it will sell more vibrators and increase mastabation. It might eliminate foreplay. Good for the “toy” business.
Betsy Hamilton Davenport
Christie must be related to Jeb Bush!!
Aaron Bataluer
Site sources, please
Martha Bolton
What a misogynist, uneducated, lardass lunatic.
Danielle Kichler
Isn’t Newslo a satire site?
Pat Adcock
We can only hope.
Rick Wingate
Of course HE has a problem satisfying a woman. Anybody THAT fat has a hard time getting His tiny pee-pee even close to the ‘tang, much less finishing the job to Her satisfaction
Linda Maiese Fredrick
There is no pill of any kind that would make Chris Christy sexually attractive. I am quite certain Mary Pat married him only because she was blind folded
Yuk !!!!
Paul Fitzgerald
It’s…. Satire….
Liberals, you’re fug’n stupid;. You come to a satire site to get your daily does of right wing hate for the day. Jesus Christ, how about going for some real news, you might not feel the need to be spiteful little punks if you actually become emotionally reactive to REAL news.
Salina Kyle
I know this can’t be legit…
Tina Hood
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln
Nanette Catalano-Murphy
Hahahahahahahaha….so now women are the sex machines. OMG!! Why are politicians so interested citizens sex lives?
Susan Ammirata-Liebowitz
Christie’s mom shoukd have had her tubes ties before his conception
Wes Granberg
What really makes me angry and freaks me out, is that the republicans keep saying the most stupid statements, and yet people still vote for them. How uneducated are these Americans to vote in these people who sound as about informed as a…. I can’t think of anything dumb enough to compare them to.
Frances Simpson
no that little pecker he have will cause LESBIANISM
Rosemary Kirlin
Wow! Who knew it was that easy!
Liz Berry
I now have a permanent eye twitch because of these stupid politicians.
Alexandria Adesso
sounds like Christie is having trouble in the bedroom. Sexual suppression much?
Julie VanHorn
Satire people..Satire…
Craig Gustafson
Ok, I’m a Democrat and not a Christie fan, but:
“The New Jersey governor allegedly denied that such a pill would have numerous benefits for women in a televised interview and verbally attacked the host for asking him such “offensive and idiotic questions.” ”
Allegedly? Which televised interview? Video link? Date? Where? When? Any verification here that he actually said all this?
Michael Ray
You guys know this is satire, right? As in not true? There’s even a button you can push to “Show Facts.” I hate Christie but I also hate people getting angry over imaginary offenses.
Jana Brooks
What a flunking idiot
JessicaLucinda Cindy Williams
None of this is true!
Tiana Miliani Munroe
They are pretty much saying that women are pretty powerful. Their statements ooze fear. I love it.
Oweinama Biu
Failing hard at trying to be the Onion, which at least attempts humor.
Karin Allen
And you have a problem with lesbians????
Ulrich Kilian
>> … :-)))) What idiot ! ! !
Erin Kelley
The man is an IDIOT!!
Gary Bowers
Well he just lost the “gay vote”, IF he had any in the first place.
Pete Antonucci
he actually NEVER SAID ANYTHING like that. it is a pure fabrication.
Liz Hahn
What a bonehead. The Fatman rides again. Further reducing any chance of another elected position.
Dennis Rivadeneira
Quickly, ban sugar too!!!…oh wait, too late!
Benjamin Felbrich
Did anyone else notice, that he just publicly, in front of everyone in the world admitted, that he has “enough trouble satisfying women as it is”. Poor Chris
Melanie Hannan Keene
Did any one of you actually click on the “show facts” button, or just take the article as gospel?
Casey Sierhuis
people please , Our nation is 18 trillion in debt , lets put our focus where it is needed !!!
Judy Black
Satire…..like The Onion!
Paula Anderson
Christie is such an idiot!
Josephine Smith Ritchie
What a ass he is
Juan De Brooklyn
and he really wants to run for President of the USA?
Luis Alfredo Martinez
Who ever told these politicians that they know more than Doctors do by making outlandish claims about women, do they not realize how stupid they make themselves out to be..
Marisa Gonzalez
Christie might be projecting himself for not being able to satisfy women!!!
Martha Dixon
he must be having a hard time satisfying his wife.
Monica Lyn Horngren
What a tool
John Burgess
If this is not satire then I would like to see a video as proof.
Kate Isbell
Have trouble satisfying your woman much?
Theresa Adwell
he didnt say that article is satire hit button that says show facts at top
Benjamin R. Glatt
The trick to satisfying a woman is to stimulate multiple erogenous zones simultaneously, the most important one being her mind. If you are having trouble pleasing a woman in bed, the most probable cause is that you are dull.
JohnJackie Diz
What a idiot…..
Joy Spink Camp
Bwahaha Mark.
Andy Mccrackin
he’s been watching waaaaaaaaayyyyyy to much porn.
Lynda Davis Rizzo Mortensen
People. This site is satire. God.
Jarrod Lilly
Not true http://m.snopes.com/christie-pills-women/
Michael W. Bradish
Interestingly, when you click on the Show Fact button on this page it only highlights the first two paragraphs. Also, it cites no sources and offers no link to audio or video of him saying that. Oddly, as big a deal as this would be if it were true, CNN, MSMBC, and every “legitimate” news agency completely missed this. What might this suggest about YOUR responses and biases. Do some basic research before you swallow the KookAid, you may fing you’ve been led by Jim Jones. Even Snopes which many falsely claim is blatantly biased to the left says it is false. If you guys vote it is very scary indeed. The responses on this page a pathetic.
Bekham Hyka
Ha ha
Gail Johnson
More stupidity hiding out in the head of this moron.
Greg Saracino
Relax people, don’t be so quick to believe everything you read on the internet. This is a political satire website – Christie never said any of this.
Trish Saunders
I’m not a fan of Christie by any means, but! He didn’t say that. This site is full of satirical quotes like the Onion. It’s not to be taken seriously.
Andrew Menard
#moveonmenace
In fact, there’s the plannet’s exit stairway. It’s waiting for you.
Cheryll Hovis
Wasn’t Viagra first studied to be a blood pressure medicine? I thought that was why it was invented.
Brendan Smith
Amazed that some people can be so gullible, this “newslo” site is a hybrid of news and satire- try doing a fact check on these comments attributed to christie- they were never made. don’t particularly care for the guy but if your opinion on an individual is based off of an article like this then you probably should have your voting rights stripped. Read Newslo’s About Us section.
Michael Nash
It is amazing that someone who wants to be President of the United States, arguably the most important elected position in the world, would offer such an astonishingly stupid comment. You might think that a person in that position might recognize a subject on which they know nothing and refrain from commenting until they learned more.
Andy Stuart
I don’t know how the people who run fake clickbait news sites masquerading as satire sleep at night. http://m.snopes.com/christie-pills-women/
Debra Richardson
okay?? like what he said makes no sense,, women have issues with low libido so a pil may help, or maybe if men would help around the house
Jessica Lepkowski
LOL “Men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.” Sounds like a personal problem to me…
Aimee Thompson Wigton
Seriously he didn’t say that. Omg
Steve Conkey
This is a fake website you unintelligent dopes.
Skip Jones
New Jersey’s very own asshole speaks… Garbage of course but then he’s GOP…
Alan Wallace
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.” – Christine Christie
Speak for yourself, Blubba. Just because your wife pukes every time you get near her doesn’t mean all of us have that problem. If you know how to treat a woman, you do just fine.
No surprise you’re having trouble. Morbid obesity is a leading contributor to Erectile Dysfunction. Probably takes her an hour and a half to find that little white chocolate Tootsie Roll.
Cristobal Alvarez
This is fake guys. use your rage for the legitimate news, theres plenty of news out there to be upset about
Tara Hinckley
We aren’t machines? We continue to be treated as baby machines with all the regulations they are trying to impose,on birth control and a women’s right to choose. Sound to me like Christie has more than a few problems in the bedroom . Put the sandwich down and find the gspot, you old missionary position boy.
Cathy White
So I guess every woman that ever turned him down is a dyke. Christie, WAKE UP, THEY WEREN’T DYKES, you just turn a lot of people off, and not just woman!
John Sullivan
I find it funny you are all upset by everything after the first two paragraphs use the fact button its all satire
John Berry
You all do realize this is satire right? The “Show Facts” “Hide Facts” buttons should have been enough of a clue, but a quick look at their other “articles” should have solidified that.
Earl Brewsterjr
No, only men like you Guv’ have trouble satisfying women, men who can’t find where their penis’s are hiding for all that disgusting extra flesh. Others like myself will enjoy this, a woman who wants more sex not less is a dream come true. Who cares if you are afraid to show that fat ass, your pencil thin appendage covered by layers of stapled obese belly, eeeeeyucks. Not too worry Guv’ no ones looking to give you any anyways anymore, ever.
Shannon Southworth
Chris Christy naked is enough to make more women turn to “lesbianism”
Peggy Gagliardi
The fatter he gets the more stupid he becomes.
Gregg Macklin
Christie calls himself a Republican, but he is no more a real Republican than a cat is a wolf.
Autumn Chamberlin
Christie is a fool!
Ana Martins
Some men are machines. Maybe not you.
Stuart McDonald
Then Christie should quit taking it.
Michele Gillespie McIntyre
Ya know what turns more women onto Lesbianism, big fat A-holes like Christie.
Terry Worcester
I guess “Dykes” will be having sex with gay men now. .oh my, a complete evolution revolution!
Bill Debbie Pendleton
This has to be satire.
Tonya Tucker
Oh Satire… You own so many people. Did anyone actually click the “Show Facts” button to see what was true?
Jackhelyn Harris
As a New Jersey resident that has seen and heard Chris Christies promises, actions, accomplishments of promises and truthfulness. Don’t worry about what he says it will change as needed to accomplish his goals. As a New Jersey resident I would warn the country that he is not the man to lead us forward !
Melanie Everett Dudley
This is BS. Educate yourself people! Press the “show facts” button. He never made the offensive comments.
William Bailey LE
At first they said gay was a choice, the followed you became gay because you had two parents of the same sex, now you become gay due to Viagra. These fools sound like idiots and I can’t imagine anyone supporting them politically; yet they do?
Emma Duncan
I guess the regular viagra turned men gay
Emma Duncan
maybe if men would learn how to preform cunnilingus properly…
Bruce Brown
He should speak for himself. Fat causes an increase in estrogen in men. Enough said.
Georgia Calvi
I just hope he keeps his word about Sarah Palin! We need her to be one heartbeat away from Christie, who’s one heartbeat away from the great beyond. “Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP – http://goo.gl/F1h63Q“
Tariq Williams
it seems as though republicans have to make stupid and degrading statements about “other” people because its the only way they can garner support and votes from their ignorant, small minded, hate consumed constituency.
Mel Scott
Omg no he did not just call all lesbians dykes seriously! Christie is the poster child of why women should turn lesbian
Nick Cusimano
I just think saying it is a “war” against women is over the top when you see so many atrocities done to women in other countries and the suppression of basic rights we take for granted.
Samwise Hanney
Everyone’s calling him an idiot and I’m just eating chips and laughing because this is a satirical website.
Carlos Velazquez
Chris Christie is an ass hole
Bonnie Bentley
It sure sounds as if he has a sexual problem….can’t satisfy himself?? Sounds like a personal problem to me!!
Charlie Ackerman
Because being a fat, boorish fuck is all a woman should want.
Mark Hinte
As hard as I try I will never understand how some straight people think.
Dennis Tague
1. He’s about as much a Republican as I am an Egyptian.
2. Please, fat man, STFU and go the hell away!
Karen Townsend
Go home you idiot
Robert Mihok
http://m.snopes.com/christie-pills-women/ or click the ‘Show Facts’ button on the top of the article
Diane Olsen
Mr. Christie, If you are truly that ignorant… this country is in a hell of a lot more trouble than I thought.
Barry Wayne Dangler
watching all these republican idiots is almost, I said, almost, better than watching Saturday Night Live…………….too bad they are wasting so much money on running for office…..
Ramona Kay Duarte
I see now that Christie’s handlers have also abandoned him… which would explain his dopery, The only thing that makes women Lesbian, outside of being born Lesbian, is men… especially idiotic fat fucks like him.
Erica Friedman
I can not think of a single way that any of that makes sense.
Ken Alger
It’s a joke, folks. Satire. Bogus bullshit. Christy didn’t say this. The man gives us all sorts of reasons to dislike him, why obscure his already-bad reputation with this crap?
Robert M Hartwell
For those that do not know, Newslo is an Hybred/Satire site
Adam Cain
hahahaha, oh. my. god. so viagra makes men gay? this is telling me a little something about Christie’s thinking process… might be oh, about 32% stuck in closet, LOL! Chris Christie decision to stay in closet = SELFISH. also sounds like mrs. christie is being left high and dry if in the bedroom. poor thing.
Jon Broudy
What is he talking about? How can a pill change your birth? I think Christie’s full of it. He is not even a doctor. If that were true, you could take a pill to make you shorter or to instill ethics. That ain’t never going to happen.
Kelly Maris-Weissburg
What an ignorant oaf!
J.j. Zucal
I live in New Jersey … *embarrassed*
Sol Garling-Squire
Snopes makes it clear that Christie did not say these things. What kind of journalism motivates fiction for fact?
Nicole Moos
Is this…it has to be…someone PLEASE tell me this is a satire.
Jorge Padua
That’s lterally like saying viagra caused an increase in male homosxuality.
Jorge Padua
That’s lterally like saying viagra caused an increase in male homosxuality.
Raymond F. Bush
Really? Wow. Viagra doesn’t promote homosexuality in men but a version for women promotes lesbianism? Why is almost everything related to a woman’s body such an issue, I just don’t get it!
Joan Scall Pfaff
Where do they come with this stuff, do they even filter what comes out of there mouths.
Gary Mialocq
Is this bozo serious? Beware of wandering lesbians…
Rebecca Abair Mear
Be careful people this guy is a complete idiot!
Barbara Segal Wortman
Just when you think they can’t say anything more idiotic, one of them shows us there is something new in contention for the dumbest and most repulsive statement I’ve heard.
Dejah Danger Thoris
Does male Viagra cause more male homosexuality? These people are so stupid.
Sharlet Driggs
Wow. Spoken like a guy who has never satisfied a woman in his life!
Pat Gillispie
So does the little blue pill Viagra for men make them gay!
Domonick Cook
What…
Spot Ries
false. Women convert to lesbianism at the sight of his fat ass.
Jerry Steward
Hey Newslo, you aren’t doing anyone a favor by spreading lies. This premise of mixing facts into a fake story is what FOX has perfected, and I for one am not interested in any “news” organization mimmicking that, be it left wing or right. Stop it. You’re making fools of unsuspecting people.
This Nigga Crazy
This is a fake article you idiots.
Celina Calado
For a second I thought I was reading The Onion.
Really scary that I’m not.
Bailey Bob
The bible tells Christians to view woman as objects of subserviance doesn’t it? So he’s just being a good Christian by saying something like that! It’s called pandering to the lowest common denominator!
Church of the Invisible Hand
It’s not a war on women, it’s a war on sex. If you did not try to limit it to a “womens’ issue”, you would have twice as many people pissed off about it. It’s like the #BlackLivesMatter vs #AllLivesMatter debate. The Invisible Hand favors large armies. Don’t limit yours by having too small a tent.
Louise Kalechstein Zeichner
Moron
Candice Lam
stated by a man too fat to fuck his wife!
Donn LeVie Jr
This story has been shown to be false. More progressive liberal lies and BS
Ron King
No Viagra does not create gay men. I can not say I follow Mr. Christies thought process, but don’t get caught up in it and make it worse. Viagra treats a physiological hydralic issue. The new pill for women affects the brain through endorphins. Men who use Viagra generally are excited and happy about the prospect of sex, the hydralics just don’t work. In the womens pill case, the woman would not be happy and excited about the prospect of sex and this pill would change that. Essentially, this new pill is a legal date rape pill. ” Here dear, take your pill and you will want sex with me”. If you have a bond and trust with your partner, you don’t need this pill. I for one would rather have no sexual relations with my partner, than have relations knowing they are drugged to do it.
Ana Pazos Manning
Anything to avoid the bigger issues!
Clarese Portofino
What disgusting jersey shore greaseball.
Robert Bennie
With love and affection from your friends, neighbors,
relatives miscreants, morons and misogynists in the
New Jersey electorate. Tanks, Joisey for the
entertainment.
La Mas Ñoñita
Omg fat ass just shut up…
Lidia Arvidson
is this for real?this has got to be a joke ,wow are we in trouble or what with this group of candidates.
Valerie Quevedo
Is this guy retarded?
Mary Francis
We need to keep the government out of the bedroom.
Patricia Taylor
I don’t even know what to say about Christie’s statements! And he truly believes he should be president??? I see shades of Trump here.
Renee Nunamaker
Why don’t Christie’s comments to Newslo get hi-lighted when I press the “Show Facts” button?
Andrew Galpern
I’m a man, and he makes me want to become a lesbian.
Pádráig O'Gáirmléadháigh
” Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place?” Well actually as a treatment for heart problems and the men on the treatment noticed a rather pleasant side affect……
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Pádráig O'Gáirmléadháigh
” Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place?” Well actually as a treatment for heart problems and the men on the treatment noticed a rather pleasant side affect……
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Phil Bickel
This article is total BS and they hope you’re stupid enough to fall for it.
Phil Bickel
This article is total BS and they hope you’re stupid enough to fall for it.
Kate Kobylarz
Mr. Christie
And you know this ‘HOW’? The problems with viagra are less about lesbianism or erectile dysfunction and more about sexually transmitted diseases. These numbers are rising every year. It seems that irresponsible behaviors are the issues that are causing this to happen.
Mr. Christie, why don’t you stay out of other’s bedrooms and focus on your weight. Sure you are losing it, but falsely, you have had surgery to alter your appearance. This represents an untruth. Perhaps, even weakness, since you could not do this on your own.
John Otis Robinson
I like how these fat cat republican MALES who probably can’t see their penis with out a mirror , continue to believe they hold dominion over a woman’s body.
Catherine Nichols Pogorzelski
FYI I am a 56 year old woman and it’s funny, because I’ve taken Viagra and it’s for allowing full circulation because I have Neurogenic Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, Sjogren’s, so should I sue the manufacturer, because it has not done what Christie purports, as it has NOT turned me into a lesbian yet?!
Will Beaumont
Isn’t it amazing that a man in his position can spout such ignorant crap?
John Otis Robinson
I like how these fat cat republican MALES who probably can’t see their penis with out a mirror , continue to believe they hold dominion over a woman’s body.
Dorothy Kennedy
Maybe Christie IS having trouble keeping up with his woman but normal men are more interested in sex than their partners.
Gail Terry VanderLinden
Another imbecile weighs in with idiocy (pun intended). If he truly thinks that Viagra is there to satisfy women – guess again! I have to stop now because I feel a rant coming on.
Gail Terry VanderLinden
Another imbecile weighs in with idiocy (pun intended). If he truly thinks that Viagra is there to satisfy women – guess again! I have to stop now because I feel a rant coming on.
Catherine Nichols Pogorzelski
FYI I am a 56 year old woman and it’s funny, because I’ve taken Viagra and it’s for allowing full circulation because I have Neurogenic Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, Sjogren’s, so should I sue the manufacturer, because it has not done what Christie purports, as it has NOT turned me into a lesbian yet?!
Dawna Tracey-Armstrong
… because we all know men ALWAYS satisfy a woman and therefore they don’t need Viagra.
Dawna Tracey-Armstrong
… because we all know men ALWAYS satisfy a woman and therefore they don’t need Viagra.
Will Beaumont
Isn’t it amazing that a man in his position can spout such ignorant crap?
Dorothy Kennedy
Maybe Christie IS having trouble keeping up with his woman but normal men are more interested in sex than their partners.
Mary Bumpas
wait! WHAT?!?!?!?!
Mary Bumpas
wait! WHAT?!?!?!?!
Regina Moultrie
The Women’s Viagra Pill will do everything except, make women want to have sex with Christie.
Regina Moultrie
The Women’s Viagra Pill will do everything except, make women want to have sex with Christie.
Shelly Turley
He got that right!! Christe nails it! Lol!
April BP
Lesbianism? Hot damn!! I’m all for it! Is it sold over the counter yet?
Nancy Drigotas
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy Drigotas
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ky Wald
What??? You mean Viagra makes men gay???
Ky Wald
What??? You mean Viagra makes men gay???
Dwight Goss
This site is used to draw out people who are gullible enough to believe this stuff AND pass it on.
Dwight Goss
Even Christie is not that dumb.
Dwight Goss
This site is used to draw out people who are gullible enough to believe this stuff AND pass it on.
Maggie Oncale
What a freaking idiot. He may think this because perhaps his Viagra makes him gay…
Maggie Oncale
What a freaking idiot. He may think this because perhaps his Viagra makes him gay…
Soleil De Bella
who voted this quack in?
Ez Marc Poschman
It’ll make no difference to him!
Ez Marc Poschman
It’ll make no difference to him!
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Sandra Burrell
How do these idiots get through the day
Sandra Burrell
How do these idiots get through the day
Curt Beliew
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.”
Speak for yourself, bro.
Curt Beliew
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is.”
Speak for yourself, bro.
Donna Woods
That was really weird!
Donna Woods
That was really weird!
Yolanda Jimenez
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christie is an asshole and a fat one at that.
Yolanda Jimenez
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christie is an asshole and a fat one at that.
Kay Ungewitter
This site publishes BS! Click on the “show facts” button at the top and you will see what is facts and what is made up crap! Pretty sure the far right wingnuts are laughing out loud at how easily the “libtards” can be played! Be careful with anything you read from this site!!!!
Elizabeth Lauina Andrews Ordonio
a 300 pounder…..ouch!!
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a 300 pounder…..ouch!!
David Mark Stredwick
It sounds like Christie has performance anxiety issues. He can’t respond under normal circumstances – WTH is he going to do if a real woman actually wants to have sex with him? He doesn’t realize that it is himself, not some pill, that will drive his disappointed lovers into the arms of another woman, where they can find satisfaction. 😀
David Mark Stredwick
It sounds like Christie has performance anxiety issues. He can’t respond under normal circumstances – WTH is he going to do if a real woman actually wants to have sex with him? He doesn’t realize that it is himself, not some pill, that will drive his disappointed lovers into the arms of another woman, where they can find satisfaction. 😀
Karina Frazer
So does taking vigara for men create else being gay?
And scientific evidence please?
And lastly cause I say so doesn’t count as any facts.
Karina Frazer
So does taking vigara for men create else being gay?
And scientific evidence please?
And lastly cause I say so doesn’t count as any facts.
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