Obama Strikes Deal With GOP, Cruz Now Allowed To Run For 2016 Presidency

Washington, D.C. – In the height of the clash between Obama and the Republican pretenders on the presidency, proof emerges yet again that politics is unlike any other notion in the world.

“There has been much debate in the GOP since the Election Day on November 4th as to who will be the party’s candidate for the White House in 2016. In recent days, the crosshairs seem to have fallen onto Ted Cruz, a United States Senator from Texas.

However, “unlike most US senators, Ted Cruz is in a bit of a jam when it comes to whether he’s legally allowed to run for office in the presidential election or not.

“Having been born in Canada, Cruz apparently has a Canadian citizenship as well, which begs the question of whether he’s eligible to partake in the 2016 presidential campaign.

However, politics, being what it is, often surprises even the most hardcore of believers.
Apparently, in order to fully eliminate any possibility of committing an act not allowed by the Constitution, Cruz’s bosses were able to negotiate a deal with President Obama (who, by the way, is also said to be an unconstitutional president).

The specifics of the deal are still unknown, but an anonymous source from the Republican Party was able to confirm this: “it’s not the man’s fault “his father escaped Castro and settled in Canada, of all countries. He cannot be blamed for “being born a Canadian, but we were able to help him set things straight. “Cruz grew up in Texas, for God’s sake!”

On the other hand, when asked to comment on the matter, President Obama briefly stated: “isn’t it ironic that I’m trying to save people exactly like Ted Cruz by reforming the immigration law? You know, somehow I have a strange feeling that allowing him to run in 2016 is going to come back and bite me in the ass”, he concluded.

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