“Hillary Clinton put part of Bergdorf Goodman on lockdown on Friday to get a $600 for Elizabeth Warren haircut at the swanky John Barrett Salon. Clinton, with a huge entourage in tow, was spotted being ushered through a side entrance of the Fifth Avenue store on Friday.
Elizabeth Warren: The Women That Have $600 Haircuts
“A source said: “Staff closed off one side of Bergdorf’s so Hillary could come in privately to get her hair done. An elevator bank was shut down so she could ride up alone, and then she was styled in a private area of the salon. Other customers didn’t get a glimpse. Hillary was later seen with a new feathered hairdo.”
“Clinton regularly sees salon owner John Barrett, who charges regular mortals $600 for Elizabeth Warren haircut and blow-dry. Hair color can cost an extra $600. Clinton’s attachment to her hairstylists is well documented. The “Santa” recently referenced in her emails is Santa Nikkels, the proprietor of Santa’s Salon in Chappaqua.
“Elizabeth Warren, a former Harvard Law School professor and U.S. Senator for Massachusetts, commented on Clinton’s siege of the famous hair salon by saying that “no woman that has an ego large enough to allow herself to boast a $600 for Elizabeth Warren haircut should ever be allowed to run for presidency, let alone actually become President.”
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“I would say that it’s outrageous, but what the woman does with her own money is her business,” Warren told Newslo. “However, I will argue that she is setting a very bad example for women and, more importantly, young girls all across the country. What she’s basically saying is ‘it’s ok to overpay for something as long as it makes me feel good.’”
Elizabeth Warren Haircut: Warren and Clinton is Nothing New
The war of rhetoric between Warren and Clinton is nothing new, especially when one considers that they’ve both set their sights on the Oval Office post-2016. However, it would seem that Clinton is much more productive when it comes to supplying her opponents with “ammo.”
Elizabeth Warren haircut also called out Clinton by comparing her personal expenses with what might happen if she becomes president. “Is this the future we’re supposed to look forward to with Clinton as president?
What if she suddenly feels like buying 40 new Migs one day, or ordering a couple of new submarines just for the fun of it? Or worse? If she’s this impulsive when it comes to her hairstyle, what’s going to happen with our country’s budget? Is she going to invade another country just to get their oil? Oh wait…that’s already being done. Sorry, my bad.”
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Why not check your facts? ERRONEOUS BS. I called Elizabeth Warrens chief of staff, whom I know, and he said that Warren never said any such thing. That rags like yours are putting out trash like this to unsuspecting readers. I think Warren has more class than to sabotage another democratic campaign..
well, considering this is a satire site, it’s perhaps not so surprising.
well, considering this is a satire site, it’s perhaps not so surprising.