Eric Trump: “My Father Will Accept The Election Results 100% If He Doesn’t Lose To A Woman”

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump will “100 percent” accept the results of the U.S. election if it is fair, his son Eric Trump said on Sunday. “I think what my father is saying is, ‘I want a fair election,’” Eric Trump said on ABC’s “This Week.” “If it’s a fair outcome, he will absolutely accept it. There’s no question about that.”

Asked to elaborate on his father’s definition of a fair election, the businessman argued that it’s “any election that doesn’t involve a female counter-candidate.” “Let’s just cut through the B.S. and call it like it is – this is anything but a presidential election, because if it really was one, there would be a guy on the other side and he would be giving my dad a real run for his money,” he added.

“This way, all we’ve got is a good show for the viewers, and it pains me to say it, but what’s really going on here is the feminists are so envious of my dad that they have no trouble putting a woman up against him, because they’re trying to play the he-can’t-go-after-her-because-he’s-a-guy card, thereby making this an unfair fight from the start,” the billionaire businessman’s son also said.

He opined, “And that’s what I and everybody else in my dad’s HQ are so upset about. They’re saying he’s the one who’s not playing fair, but at the same time, the other camp is the one that’s cooking up all the scandals and releasing all the videotapes and creating all the fuss over something that’s really nothing at all. And I’m not sure if anybody realizes what that means, but just in case, I’m going to spell it out for you: my dad is being cheated out of the presidency in the most despicable and sneaky way that’s humanly possible.”

“That’s why my father is so adamant about standing up against Crooked Hillary and defending the American nation against her wicked, devious ways. And yes – I know I’m making it sound like a superhero-meets-arch-nemesis-fight, but that’s the way it is for real. I’m not making any of this up, the evidence is all there, anybody can see for themselves,” Eric Trump argued.

“If he were to lose fair and square, that’d be no problem at all,” he added. “My dad’s not the sore loser type, he can take a beating and still be left standing. But this is one he’s not backing down from without a fight. He hates injustice and lies, and has lived his entire life to a certain code that’s based on sleeping with as many women as you can and not get caught doing it. Oh, and also, don’t take crap from anybody, especially not feminists.”

“That’s why this is a matter of principle for my father. If the Democrats wise up and put a normal, male candidate in the race, Donald Trump will change his behavior, that’s my solemn promise. But if they continue to keep Hillary Clinton in there, not only will he not accept the election results – he won’t stay in the country anymore. He told me that if he loses to her, we’re all moving back to Scotland as a family. That’s how much he cares about this country and its people,” Trump’s businessman son concluded.