“One of the things that the Bible has consistently denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament states: “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain” (Exodus 20:7). The word “vain” means “for no reason” or “useless.”
“Thus, God was instructing the Israelites to avoid using his name in a useless, disrespectful way. Instead, the Israelites were supposed to revere the name of God and use it in a serious, considerate way. Many of the ancient Israelites were so respectful of the name of God that they would not even pronounce it or write it for fear of using it in vain. Those who did write it would often throw away the quill they had used, because they thought that any quill that had written God’s name was holy and should not be used for regular words.
“Dr. John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, not only agrees with what the Good Book says, but also takes the faith to a level of fanaticism. Speaking exclusively with Newslo, Hagee stated that “in this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should.”
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“Saying the Lord’s name in vain might seem petite and insignificant compared to some of the things that are going on in the world right now, even in churches all across America,” Hagee elaborated. “But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.”
The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”
Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”
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But not men, right? Only women, because deep down, you hate and fear women. What a disgusting, worthless piece of shit.
That’s funny. I wonder if he knows what God’s name is? How many women do you know cry “Jehovah!” during intercourse?
stop watching people have sex thgrough their bedroom windows.. problem solved moron!
Seperation of church and state? You god damn faggot.
How about anyone who posts OMG on any social media? Can we stone and shame them too?
John Hagee wants his special Jesus-Police standing-by in your bedroom, One Kinky SOB.
Seems to me his preaching and message is taking God’s Name in vain. Time for a long, long sprint in prison for him!
Ohhh God… Fuck me… I am cumming so hard on your filthy big filthy uncut Cock…..
These fuckers are out to kill you; kill them first
Quotation marks, like the ones in the headline mean exact quote. I don’t the use of the word “prosecution” on the body of the article.
He’s just pissed that no one ever got that excited during sex with him.
~ JESUS THE COMMODITY ~
~ As Seen On TV ~ Televangelists, selling Jesus by the gram. Mega-churches ministered by evil men seeking wealth and power, deceiving those seeking spiritual guidance. Stealing their wages, stealing their souls and telling them how they want them to vote. All in the name of Jesus. ~ Anti-Christians ~ The scriptures flow as sweet as honey from their lips, seducing and robbing in the name of God. These are the ones Jesus spoke of that would come in the End Times and deceive many in His name. Anti-Christians: You will know them by their bigotry, their hatred, and their contempt for “others”.
He looks like Donald Rumsfeld. Thinks like him too.
and yet he violates his own bible : New International Version
“‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard…….Leviticus 19:27
This is a SATIRE site, DUH!!!
WOW!!! He probably walked in on his girlfriend having sex with another man and saying “Oh God”
That’s not for no reason. That’s for a good reason!
All sexual acts must be accomplished in the missionary position and the recorded audio/video submitted to his Cornerstone Church for revue.
This type of (for lack of a better term) retarded rhetoric only appeals to a certain demographic and everyone knows exactly who they are.
hahahaha… oh Jehovah! That’s funny!
This must be satire.
He is just pissed cause he could walk into a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons and they still wouldn’t have sex with his fat arse.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ!
Oh YEAH! OOOOOOOOOHH–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!
I’m thinking he’s just jealous cuz no woman’s ever said “oh god” with him.
We really need to lighten up on Pastor Hagee. He is somewhat resentful and somewhat envious that he was never able to make a woman call out for God in the sack. So what? So you’re just inadequate where it counts. But we love you anyway. <3
who the hell shouts Yahweh during sex?
He’s just mad he’s never made a woman scream in ecstasy because he is such a repulsive piece of shit.
If you can’t get a women to say oh god then your not doing it right
Says the man who can’t get a woman to get that excited.
Which God?
a) Who is this guy b) why do we care and c) has he ever had sex?
These Christian leaders make so many asshole remarks, that it is hard to tell what’s real and whats fiction.
Using Gods name while celebrating Gods gift to us humans is hardly using his name in vain….. They will find this guy in a rest stop bathroom with a “friend” that he was just helping get those tight jeans off
I dont ubderstand why so much hate coming at this man fir speaking the truth…..i mean why would u call on God name during sex? It really dont make any sense unless u are getting raped…..when u call on his name it better be for a good reason….just calling his name during an act of sin is wrong…. So speaking about his weight …love life and looks is useless ….yall wrong for that because it has nothing to do with the situation or what the bible says
I’m assuming this is a satirical story. But, I do agree that knowing The Name, as opposed to the title “God” by which the Deity is generally addressed in English, is significant. “Jehovah” is not an adequate transliteration of an essentially unpronounceable name. The Kohen Gadol (High Priest) would according to tradition pronounce it aloud three times on Yom Kippur; but I’d like to further expand the Unpronouncable Name idea to propose that the wordless exclamations of bliss emitted during ecstatic love making, the “Song Without Words” that is common to all languages, is the closest thing we have to a real Name for The a Divine.
How would that work? will the pastor have to be there or is he counting on women self reporting? you just can’t make this stuff up.
The fact that he points out that sex is “the worst” way of using his name in vain is incorrect. Using his name in vain is just the same either way you do it. Men or women! We are equal. But I would have to agree that it is wrong. I don’t believe anyone is going to hell for it. I just believe that its disrespect full to the lord god which created you (that a rly big deal in case you didn’t know) being wise enough to even catch yourself using our fathers name in vain and taking it back please God. He notices every act. If you love your savior things like this should be common sense to you. But some people are small minded and don’t know any better. That’s just ignorance. I know the difference and whatis wrong and what is right. That’s all that matters to me. I try not to worry so much ab what others think or say! Interesting read though. I just love the lord and I know what disrespecting him is and I always try and avoid it!!!
this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen in my entire life
its just stupid…
So many of these pastors are obsessed with sex at some level. This is the best example this guy could come up with? There’s something comical and sad about folks like this.
If that was the law. The vast majority of women in USA under age of 60 would be in jail.
This man is a toad. He may have done some good things, but this is beyond ridiculous.
What a goddamn moron!
I’ve always found it amusing that the individuals most interested in what happens in other people’s bedrooms are people that no one in their right mind would want to fuck. In this case there’s the added bonus that this asshole would NEVER be able to make a woman scream OH GOD! 🙂
As he doubles down on abject stupidity. His dad was a cucumber you know.
Now, I’m no gigolo by any means, but I’ve never heard a woman say “Yahweh” during sex.
This Is Getting Way Out Of Hand.
So we can’t say GOD during Sex… but Pastor can do this…
http://obnoxioustelevision.com/2013/01/31/pastor-in-brazil-convinced-his-members-his-sperm-was-holy-milk-has-been-arrested/
Y’all do see the “show the facts button,” right?
You do understand it’s a satire?
Geeze….
It is all about fear. A person like Haggee totally fears a woman with half a brain because has not one. Very much like white men and their fear of a black man….it is all nuts!
Hey, it’s hard work getting them to say it in the first place. Just because you can’t, don’t punish the rest of us!!! LOL
His wife would never go to jail. She’s never had that need to call out Gods name during that special time. John Hagee frustrated round little man.
SEX IS SACRED. THERE IS NO BETTER TIME TO INVOKE THE HOLY NAME OF GOD! But truth be told, whom we should be praying to is OUR DIVINE MOTHER, Devi Kundalini Shakti (or by whatever name: Mary, Maia, Isis, Athena, “Mona Lisa” – “My Isis”, the list is endless, for the holy divine feminine Mother Nature is the whole of physical reality), for it is her energy, contained within the fires and the waters of sexuality, which we work with in sex.
But this sort of ignorant dogmatic religious fanatic who understands scripture only literally and superficially, and follows blindly that which churches and preachers conditioned him to BELIEVE knows not his own Divine Mother, nor his Innermost Divine Father. And so he knows nothing of the TRUE Holy Grail, the Arkanum AZF, the holiest Yoga Sutra, and the Mystery of Mysteries of Alchemy, the Secret of transmuting the LEAD (of the EGO) into the GOLD (of the Human Soul). No, he would deny his own Divine Mother a seat at the table of his own Last Supper, and his view of sex as a dirty thing not beautiful in the eyes of God spits on The Divine Mother as she kneels at the foot of his own cross (for the cross is a symbol of sexuality, and INRI means “Igne Natura Renovateur Integra – the fire renews nature incessantly); just as he would deny that Jesus of Nazareth, Master Averamentho, came to create CHRISTS, not “Christians,” and the secret teachings of alchemy are veilled in the symbols and allegories of the Bible from the Book of Genesis to the Book of Revelation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9vP-GwWBH8
Folks, this is a satire site.
Todays’ big word is: Satire. Let’s say it together kids. SAAAATIIIIRE. Very good! Now let’s all have a big belly laugh at the funny article and calm the
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He is a quack!
I don’t think I’ve ever heard ‘YHYW’ ( Yahweh ) uttered from a partner during the deed, I have heard a Yeehaw or three though…
So how is Hagee going to know when women say these particular things? Is he going to bug all women’s bedrooms in the U.S. and listen to the acts of passion personally or is he going to set up a set of “Sex Police” to do it for him and report directly to him? And how is he going to convince the State to prosecute the women? Last I heard it was something called “Freedom of Speech,” asswad. So stop being so god-damn afraid of women and treat them like they’re human! This is NOT the Dark Ages you so desperately want to have back again!
Is this on the level or one of those Onion satirical pieces? Sounds really looney even for a TV evangelist.
Says the blockhead who has no idea how to pleasure a woman…..
“God” is a title like King or President, His God’s name is Jehova and i bet he doesnt even understand that. idiots.
Now you’re being silly, Rev. Hagee.
wouldn’t it be necessary to pass a law making it illegal to take the lords name in vain first?
Really?He’s just jealous because he’s never brought a woman to that point!
Personally have NEVER had a lover shout out “YAWEH!… OH YAWEH!” or “Jehovah! OH…. Jehovah!’ or even “Jesus…. OH…. Jesus!”, jes’ “OH GOD! OH GOD”. I hate to tell this “informed” expert BUT God’s name is not God. READ YER F’ING BIBLE DUDE!
Misogyny Rears It’s Obsessive Head, Again
This is satire folks!!!!
This is just another guise that Sharia law takes. Religious fanaticism, in any manifestation, would pose the most serious threat to freedom and democracy if its adherents ever achieved real political power. There is no greater threat to peace and sanity than a person who is 100% convinced that God backs every thought and action he/she takes.
Well…that’s Dispensationalism for you
SMCH
(Shaking my Calvinist head)
Just because women don’t exclaim it with him he has to be a hater about it
..and which god would you be referring to, I’m usually thinking of Thor, Yahweh has never done it for me….now Ishtar is good, also….f*ck off idiot!
What an ignorant douche bag…this is why religion is broken….
What a misogynistic religious fanatic who thinks he is the voice of god. Stop preaching and get a real job.
How’s that Republican/Conservative “small government” working for you, ladies? Republican “small government” = wanting to legislate everything in everyone’s lives, get into women’s uteruses, issue mandatory, invasive ultrasounds, regulate who people can marry, tell people what they can do in their own bedrooms and with whom, instating MANDATORY prayer in public schools (Alabama tried). Republicans’ “small government” stance is a sham, like everything else they stand for. And, is this article satire? You never know with the sheer, unmitigated, perpetual, absolutely NON-STOP idiocy and sub human stupidity that issues from the mouths of these anti-American citizen, anti-WOMEN, anti-gay, anti-minority, anti-veteran, anti-healthcare, anti-fact, anti-science, anti-education, anti-infrastructure, oil-, gas- and tar sands-owned, anti-environmental, anti-anything-DECENT Republicans/Conservatives.
Did he use the term “thinking for yourself”???? all this from a man who has to get his morals from a book a man who was told what to believe since he was a child, a man who feels like he has to follow the writings of an unverifiable book… , a man who was told what to since day 1…. . and he says “thinking for yourself”? this man hasn’t thought for himself since the day he was born. I laugh at those that still believe in the Magic Man in the sky and feel they want to force that belief upon all the others. If there is a god let that god judge people and not fanatical losers like this guy.
There is no god freaking idiots
It says the Lord will not hold them guiltless. The Lord will Handel this person accountable on judgement day not up to Man but to the Lord to Handel it.
“Filthy and sinful”…..that right there tells you what he thinks about sex. And he obviously has something against women. If “taking the Lord’s name in vain” was our biggest worry, then we would be doing alright. However, it’s not and what he needs to be focusing on are the passages that say not to judge and to love thy neighbor as thyself.
Problem is they are probably just using titles like “god” or “lord” when the Name is not even used during services of Jews or Christians by and large.
Really-?
Glorifying a ‘god’ for ‘allowing’ a moment of sexual pleasure is a bad thing-?
(in their misguided view)
But, don’t masturbate because “Every Sperm is Sacred”-?
WEIRDOS-! IMO
How is this possible. Is this idiot really that stupid. some people will spout anything for their 15 minutes. what-are we now a Nazi state and he intends to put cameras in every bedroom in america? And if we prosecute-what are the parameters? the punishment? how about we stone them? doesnt the Bible say-ye without sin, through the first stone. Is this asshat without sin? Is he the second son of God? well, i think he is a poster child for birth control. and he really needs to quit. Did Jesus need help and outsource the overflow to this ass
He added, “and I want to be right there in that bedroom watching closely to make sure she doesn’t take God’s name in vain.”
Whacko
You are an idiot and the problem with this country
How about during oral sex? She’s gotta have somebody to talk to.
Fruit loop
He’s just mad that no one has ever called out his name during good sex.
Does this include the Italians who invoke the Madonna during that point in time which the French call “la petite mete?”
If he thinks using God’s name during sex is dirty, I guess he thinks that sex, itself is dirty. What a fruitcake!
Oh John John….God gave women the Big O and what better way to Praise His Name. Rock on ladies!
He’s just feeling inadequate.
People, there are two tabs at the top of the page that say “show facts” and “hide facts.” Click on the “show facts” tab. The highlighted portion is what was actually said during interview. This protects them from Liable. I understand if you don’t like the guy, but make sure it is for the right reasons. This is a lead generation trick.
That’s probably what he says when he’s taking it up the …..
Oh My GOD !! ….and now,,, should I be prosecuted by being horrified by this asswipe moron’s views on women?? I did not use it in vain because I had good reason to be mortified !!
It’s a satire site news “spoof” folks. Don’t get your briefs in a wad until he actually says something like that. Knowing his reputation, that could plausibly happen any time now.
Hagee is a glutton fat pig sexauL DEVIANT HIMSELF. For out of your own mouth your heart speaketh.
Your four wall church will soon come to naught and your very on sin exposed!!!
“Oh God Fuck Me Harder”
“Jesus I am Cumming”
What a GOD DAMN a&&hole! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! Freak..
It’s not only an attack on women but also an attack on sexuality which Christian leaders have been doing for two thousand years. Swearing is bad enough, but doing it while engaged in that most vile and disgusting of human acts should be prosecuted with fornicators thrown in jail. What’s really happening here is that Christianity is in deep decline while sexuality is experiencing a wonderful renaissance. Christian leaders are desperately hanging on, taking little dog-like bites whenever they can, but to no avail. This guy can bark and bite all he wants. He’s a dinosaur taking his last gasp.
God is not His name – it’s his title – so saying “Oh my God” or whatever is not the problem. It’s when you start saying Yaweh,or Jesus, or any other ‘name’ he goes by. God in itself is NOT His name.
Good GOD people this site is impart satire and real in other words its not to be a trusted site for real news. Fact check first before being the sheepel you guys are being. Besides if it is real who cares about one idots beliefs.
I had to google “newslo”. It’s a satire site!!!!
How about prosecuting Hagee for being an agent of satan? Religion is man made, full of fees and requirements. Spirituality costs nothing and freely gives peace and Divine guidance. If one acknowledges God blessed mankind with self will, why does hagee judge and persecute with intention to prosecute? We make our decisions, we accept the consequences, live & let live. To each his own. This oaf is a fraud, a sellout to the dollar and nowhere near the image of a person God would intend for leadership in a spiritual sense. Ladies, belt it out!
Apparently he has some experience but for some reason was’t as good for him.
Fake news story
God is not a name. This guy is an idiot. The name of the Creator is Yahuah not god!!!
Pssht. Like he’s ever heard that sound with his own ears.
I have been informed thst this site newslo is pure satire like rhe Onion soit isnt true.
I would think God would be flattered by women yelling his name during sex since he created it in the first place.
I guess that yelling SATAN during intercourse wouldn’t be any problem then-?
No ‘law’ against taking Satan’s name in vain,….is there-? ROFL
SICKO!!! HE needs to keep his mind on his own business in his own bedroom and stay out of ours. Imagine that – he’s obsessed with everyone else having sex! HE’S a Pervert!
… But ‘God’ isn’t God’s name.
… So… So no one is actually using God’s name in vain. God is… Is a title A noun. It…
…I give up.
How ridicules !!!!! U should be checked into a mental institution for the brain dead !!!!
Ah! That explains it then. I was in a hotel last night and was sure the couple in the room adjoining mine were from some religious sect. Several times I was awakened by the female guest shouting Ohhh God!!
But, but, wait, if she’s crying out, “oh god, OH god” she’s not saying his name! And, besides, what if she does call out his name during intercourse, presumably during climax; she could merely be praising him for such a wonderful thing! However, leave it to a “Christian” to pass such judgment and start tossing stones! I think Christ would be saying, right about now, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” ~John 8:7
………….is this old guy still relevant?
what about mr slave from south park
There is only one way he can know what they are saying. Does he enjoy talking to women about sex? Talk about sex on the phone much?
What if the guys name is Jesus?
Not sure this is a real article.
Well, we’ll have to be fair to include men too.
Because sex is the closest feeling to being in Heaven we will feel in our lifetimes. Maybe he’s doing it wrong. These are prayers of thanks and joy at a moment when they are at a loss for words. Duh.
I love how the things that people die over are open for interpretation. I think saying God or Jesus when you are having sex or are exasperated is not what is meant by “taking the lords name in vain.”
To be vain means to have an excessively high opinion of oneself. In the case of screaming “oh God” during intercourse, I think you are expressing a high opinion of whoever you are having intercourse with.
Vain can also mean “producing no result”. In which case saying “Jesus” in exasperation is still not opposed to scripture because you are releasing tension. That in fact is a positive result.
On the other hand, what if you were to go to war in the name of God and your war was not religions in nature? Would that be both vain and in vain? After Jesus’ new laws, can war ever be in God’s name? Hrmmm.
Sounds like a WITCH hunt to me…
Apparently, he is ready to run for president now that his basic philosophy has been established.
He want it reserved for Catholic Priest
Not men, though. What a piece of Godless shit.
dear sheeple—-THIS IS SATIRE YOU IDIOTS
Humm, so how does he know women do this?
Well, I will yell anyone’s name I damn well please while have sex. I don’t remember inviting this freak into my bedroom. I am not sure he even remembers how to us his equipment much less make anyone want to call out his name much less God’s.
This might be satire but I wouldn’t put it past the tub of lard to have really said something similar.
This is a parody site right?
This man is senile!
Are you saying that making love is evil. Get a life or perhaps a real sex life
““YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING GOD .,,,,,,, WHICH ONE?
Alla,,Mars,Rha,Mercury,Toth,Zanzimeil,Budda,Neptune,Jehova,Crom,Venus,Osirus,Apollo,Posideion,Amund, Can you guys be more specific about which god you are talking about???? My favorite is Poseidon
Reason why conditioning minor children into and superstitious/religious belief should be a felony. It is child abuse and destroys ability to think critically for life.
Fuck head!
NO MORE TAX EXEMTIONS,,for this political church
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Richard…that is their location AND this is who you may lodge a complaint with J.
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How can so many of you miss the fact this is a satire site. Hit the show facts button to get past the satire.
TWAT
He is just mad because the only thing he hears during sex is ” is it in yet”!
so if we cannot yell God’s name during intercourse can we yell, “John Hagee” during anal sex?
Can someone help me understand why it’s OK for men?
God told Abraham that His name is “I Am That I Am”. Put Popeye in jail.
every single woman…or GIRL….how young are these sinners? lol
Oh for “Gods” sake 😛
“That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of” that’s good enough to make me start using it in this manner. “Oh god oh yeah, oh my god.” Woohoo. 🙂
Only single woman or girl
If you can’t tell this is a parody site, then God help you.
so is it ok to say “oh god, i’m coming” in response to someone that asks if you are on your way….but not ok during sex?
There is no God. Hagee knows this. He just want women to suffer because they are faking orgasims with him.
How is Mr Hager going to know who those women are? Has he had personal experience with this?
My question is how do you Mr Hagie know about this?? How many women have you had sex with that actually did this??? Since you seem to be such an authority on this….makes one wonder about your “sexual Habits”!!! You are way out of line and into something that is not your business!!!
We’re gonna need a lot of jails.
What about single men? Marriage changes it how? Reverend Hagee stay out of our bedrooms please!
Dude…this is a satirical article! Satire! No truth to the article….just poking fun at the Reverend.
Can someone please inform the gentleman that “God” is not the proper name of any god, including his.
I hoped that this was a satirical site like the Onion. Disturbed that it isn’t.
Haha how does he plan on policing this???? What an arsehole!!!!
Would saying …” JEEEESSUUSSSSS ” be ok ?
Sharia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hallowed by they name. Sorry asshole but freedom of speech.
How about he quits being so obcessed with other people’s sex lives. What is it with these Xtians? So friggin nosey!!
SATIRE SITE, PEOPLE, SATIRE SITE.
John Hagee is mean-spirited in his preaching but not insane to this level.
This is one of those stories which cause one to say, “well, *maybe*” if taken in isolation, but it’s clear when looking at the website that since every story is over-the-top in the same degree, that it’s a leftish satire site. Even Bill O’Reilly wouldn’t say for publication “Women shouldn’t make a big deal out of a single slap for insolence.”
Dear Mr. Hagee,
Before you go public with this, please look up the word “vain”.
Sincerely,
You’re a fucking moron
I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail..
Oh yeah? you think no men every say that when having sex..? Why just women, John Hagee?
So, John Hagee wants us to live in a theocracy where even saying the name of God inappropriately could land you in jail? For how long John? A year or two..? that would teach them, huh? And what if they are atheists John? Or Buddhists or Muslims..? What then? And how exactly does that tie in with smaller gov’t? I mean, you’d have to have someone ready to drive over to every persons’ house who called in and said I’m about to have sex, you need to send the monitor over so they can listen to every thing I say. Maybe they could just post people at the bar to go home with people..meeting for a date? meet my monitor for dirty thoughts and deeds..he’ll be joining us to make sure I don’t use the name God in vain. Yeah, a buzzkill but hey, we have to live our lives by the bible, so says John Hagee…
Vain is short for vainglory.
Satire, people! Lol! But these fools say shit like this all the time
Learn to write. If you’re going to be a writer, learn the proper use of punctuation. You can’t be taken serously pointing out the ignorance of others while demonstrating a lack of fifth-grade writing skills.
“God” isnt GODs name, according to judaeism and christianity it is Yahweh…
Religious leaders are the worst offenders. You find more sex addicts in the church and teaching others. If you live in a glass house watch out for stones
Please don’t refer to my pastor with that vile name you called him. He is not worthless hes a child of the most high God. Your the pos not him.
The man does not know the meaning of the 3rd commandant. When it says Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. it’s got nothing to do with a woman screaming her Savior’s name because her loins are on fire, filling her with orgasmic love for her creator. It means that he should never be so vain as to act like he is a God and make pronouncements about a woman’s choice of words as she is transported into orgasmic ecstasy. I wonder what his heaven looks like.
I’m not sure if that’s laughable or terrifying. Collon slash mark.
It’s not only an attack on women but also an attack on sexuality which Christian leaders have been doing for two thousand years. Swearing is bad enough, but doing it while engaged in that most vile and disgusting of human acts should be prosecuted with fornicators thrown in jail. What’s really happening here is that Christianity is in deep decline while sexuality is experiencing a wonderful renaissance. Christian leaders are desperately hanging on, taking little dog-like bites whenever they can, but to no avail. This guy can bark and bite all he wants. He’s a dinosaur taking his last gasp.
I can’t imagine that women using God’s name during sex with a toad like John Hagee is much of a problem… in fact, I’d be shocked to learn that’s ever happened.
And just how do you propose to confirm this? Big Bro in the bedroom?!? This reeks of self-righteousness and “Christian” fascism. Mr. TV Big Stuff….who do you think you are?!?
Another religious asshole heard from
I don’t even believe in god and I still say it then. I keep trying to scream “Charlie”!!!!!!! but I keep slippin’
No audio or video to back this up. OK.
I hope this individual will read what Pope Francis said about far-right Christians…
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/10/21/pope-francis-right-wing-christians/
Because he’s never been even adequate enough to hear anything other than giggling..from his partner?
Sorry, just could not resist. 🙂
Jackass needs to learn his bible!! There is only ONE Unforgivable Sin!! Blasphemy ofthe Holy Spirit!!
oh god….Oh god…..Oh God….OH GOD…OH MY GOD…MY GOD….GOOOOOOOOOD….OH GOD…Oh God…Oh god…oh god…mmmm…aaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! This guy sounds like he needs a proper, toe-curling, lights blazing, sticky, sweaty, gloriousy earth shattering SHAG!!!
I’d be more concerned about punishing people who don’t feed the hungry, clothe the poor, aid the sick, visit the imprisoned and so forth.
Mr. Hager doesn’t seem to know the first thing about being a Christian. I hope Gods wrath teaches him the lesson he so deserves.
i wondering how he knows what “women” and not his “wife only” says during sex
Dudes gotta lay off the porn a bit
So what should they say, “The devil made me do it?” What a misogynist; he does not condemn men if they did the same, not that he would know as he probably never has had sex except with his hand. But this would get his hand pregnant since he’s in the same low class as that Turkish mad cleric who said that men who masturbated would. These idiots are better than standup comediennes and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
Oh God is this guy serious? Jesus Christ!
*Pretending for a moment that this entire conversation is not completely ludicrous*
If there were anything to “taking the lord’s name in vain,” and using the articles definition of “vain,” it seems to me that sex would absolutely be an appropriate time to use “the lord’s name.”
What is “useless” or “without purpose” about having sex? After all, in this guy’s world, sex was created by “the lord” himself, for the sole and exclusive purpose of procreating, thereby fulfilling “the lord’s” prophecy of that future believer’s existence.
I’ll take it one more step: rather than avoiding saying “god” during sex, women and men alike should be REQUIRED to say “god” during sex. Think of it like you’re playing “Uno.” If you don’t give a verbal affirmation of the name of the game at the right time, you have to draw more cards and try again. Likewise with sex, if you want those little godpoles (only one of which is real; the rest are obviously decoys, since otherwise would be murder on a massive scale, by the man upstairs himself, no less) to make their way up that ol’ philippians tube so one of them can do a touchdown jesus dance, you better be giving a shout out to the original murderous narcissist himself, otherwise that tiny swimming christ will never reach salvation.
Any man who says this has clearly never seen a naked female or figured how to provide one with a climax .- televangelist fact # 2
Why isn’t this guy running for POTUS as a rethuglican. He fits in PERFECTLY!!!!!!!
Men, too, Rev?
What should happen to men who just may say the same, why do returbs have so much animosity against females? Can someone please help me with this burning question.
Everybody knows this is fake news right? There’s a couple of buttons at the top that say “Show Facts” and “Hide Facts” if you push the show facts button you’ll see only a few paragraphs at the top are true – the rest is made up.
Maybe they were practicing sodomy. His head will explode if he heard that.
So while all these girls are in jail we should just ‘move on’ from the Duggar scandal.
One more nail in the coffin of what this Nation would be like if Christian evangelical men had the unfettered governmental power over it. If a women used the Lord’s name in vain the first time, in a Christian run country, she would go to prison. If she did it the second time, given historical evidence, she would probably be burned at the stake. A fundamentalist Christian run nation would make an Islamic run nation seem like a paradise.
OMG LMAO.. And who is going to be the fly on that wall? John I am sure he might enjoy that however… Sex is not an ugly dirty thing. It is a beautiful expression that God created. Praise to God would seem appropiate at that point. So he he equates saying God during it would be sinful and filthy. Sounds more like a personal problem he has with sexuality. And Gods name is not…god.
I am tired of people who are religious, but NOT spiritual! They always have to be persecuting someone.
This guy is a POS
I’m telling ya, I’m telling ya, these people are crazy stuck in the Reagan 80’s.
I’ll bet I know what he calls out when he is being sodomised by his best mate ..
Only women, not men that use the word god during sex?
By the way, sex is not dirty, it’s a loving act between two consenting audlts.
Well, they might as well take me to jail now! And, what about men saying it, their mouths aren’t exactly bibles during sex.
What a petty, egotistical god this guy worships. If God could be insulted this guy could certainly do it.
Read the bible buddy, ‘god’ is not god’s name. Even if it was, why single out women who say it, and not men? If a man says ‘oh god’ during sex, is that somehow better?
I don’t give a good god damn,,, persecute, presecute away,,,,,
What about ALL THE MEN that say, “Oh, Gawd”, during sex? Are they exempt from going to jail?
Newsflash: the millenials and Gen xer’s are abandoning organized Christian religion in droves. Just another old white man doing his part to accelerate the exodus.
Well God Damn it!
Reverend Hagee, how about MEN who say God’s name during sex with other men? I’ve heard rumors you may be more familiar with that situation….Honestly, isn’t it a greater sin to use God’s name to kill people by going to War, than in praising the wonderful, natural act of sex?
I personally feel that it’s God’s decision to punish us if we disobey the Ten Commandments, not another human being.
I always took that Commandment, not to take the Lord’s name in vain, as a proscription against enhancing your own image status, or behavior by proclaiming the presumed approval of God. And that no one is to ever claim that God has directed their actions. By providing his written 10 Commandments through his servant Moses, God was saying “I have spoken – now do as I say”. He wasn’t issuing some silly commandment because he doesn’t like to hear His own name except from someone in prayer.
Silly “progressives” and there never ending search for new and better “straw men.” Move on (.org) absolutely nothing to see here. You won’t confront real evil but love to concoct imagined affronts. ..The caustic spirit of so called “progressives” towards people of faith is starting to become putrid. Let’s talk about real abuse of women, like the mass and continuing kidnappings and violent gang rapes of young girls – the beheadings of even young children – in Africa and the Middle East,against which your patron saint – BHO – with your cooperation through your silence – won’t raise a finger…hypocrites all of you.
Enforcement? Suitable penalty? You are STUPID!
Oh God yes! Yes! God yes! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Yesssssss! Arrest me f*cker.
Here we go again with demonizing women and sex. What is it about those two beautiful things that so many religious men are afraid of?
religious people are just getting to stupid for their own good….well done…your only pushing more people into atheism…..and thats a good thing.
He’s an idiot!
OMG I’m gonna cum!
I agree with him. If my girl started yelling “Oh Jesus!” while making love, not only would that turn me off, but it would freak me out. My name’s not Jesus, nor God.
People need to grow up. All the comments here bashing Hagee are just hypocritical jerks who refuse to recognize he said this was simply his “personal opinion.” Like your opinion is any better. Bunch of “holier than thou” freaks in this comment section is all this article proved.
It is a boost to a man’s or women’s confidence and ego to know their partner is enjoying their sex.
So, when the all mighty was knocking up the virgin Mary, was it a sin when she said, “oooohhh gaaawwwd.”
Oh, well, I guess I’ll just cry out, “OH, MY THOR!” instead.
We’ll have to start building a lot more prisons.
What a fucking idiot.
I back Reverend Hagee 100% on this one. I’ve heard far, far too many woman scream “Oh my God, Oh my God” right into my now ringing ears despite my continued warnings long before any whiff of foreplay. Maybe now they’ll listen to me after I show them this article about how a man, a substantial man at that, also disapproves of their disrespectful albeit somewhat understandable, behavior.
Sooooooo, only women can be prosecuted???? It’s ok if the man says it eh???? Interesting @@@@@@
who would report it? Oh God!!! Oh God!!! What is this world coming to? People need to keep their religious beliefs to themselves-as well as their stupid comments. And that was probably the dumbest comment i have heard all year.
Ok, so just the women go to jail??? Does the idiot think their partners will turn them in? What a deranged old fool. I think the holy books look down on charlatans and thieves far more than the joyous cries of humans enjoying sex.
Well there are a few things Hagee does not seem to understand. First when people use the word ” God “, as they call it in “vain”, it is not necessarily ” for no reason ” or “useless ” to the person/people who do so. To the ones who use the name of God, they DO have a reason and a use for doing so, even if it is to make them feel better about themselves in a situation they feel they have no control over, so they curse that situation in the name of God. Whether there is a God or in using the name God would change the situation, but the person feels that by doing so, he then gets a calming affect and things then will work out for him. So this is the reason and it is hardly useless, depending on who and why says these words.
The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself. This is interesting, as flocks are followers and are not to think for themselves. If flocks think for themselves, there would be no need for churches, preacher-men and their ever altered BuyBull.
And for his wanting to put women in jail who have sex and say the word God during sex, Seriously, are they going to bug every female body in America just in case they said anything during sex ? How about any woman Hagee is having sex with-like that’s going to happen-and she says “Oh God, get this pig off of me.” Hagee wants that woman in jail then, HAH !
As long as “Oh fuck yeah baby right there” is still okay I’m fine. Hubs says it tho but he didn’t say men so…..
Maybe he should look into how Orthodox Jews have sex. Maybe whomever is reading this should too. What if you are agnostic or atheist, does that count? LET IT GO
Is it okay if males say it?
And what about men who say it during sex? Why single out women? Your prejudice and sexism is showing Pastor.
What if she screams my name? Is equating me with God blasphemy? No, no, it’s not like I consider myself God’s gift to women. I’m merely a party favor 🙂
Since when did the word, “god,” become a name?
I wonder if he realizes that God is a title not a name? ijs….
Bet he has a tiny one.
Usually a person that condemns someone for something is just as guilty for doing the same thing or the like… And really if you look at the word vain it means producing no result. God is totally in love with people-
This is one, really one to comment on, but I think I/we need to check other sources first to see if he actually said that. Saying OH GOD was never an obscene statement to me. I mean, they even made a really enjoyable movie with that name.
Now, if you want to see examples of blasphemy, turn on any TV, go to almost any modern movie, and you will see that the Hollywood crowd MAKES IT A POINT to get in the God D*** and Jesus C^^^^^ into a movie as soon as possible.
Example, and after I heard this I did not recommend the movie to anyone, ever. Sigourney Weaver pops out of the sleeper capsule in AVATAR, and the first paragraph out of her mouth is G D, etc. Funny thing is, in that year and society, supposedly they did not believe in OUR GOD, so how did she know to say those things?
PIck one almost any movie out of Hollywood that is set in modern times, and it will be only a minute or two before you hear JC and GD. They do it to say…IN YOUR FACE CHRISTIANS.
I’m sorry..this coming from a man who left his wife for another woman while he was STILL in the ministry…sounds like he has a lot to answer for himself..
How many woman scream out “YAHWEH”, during sex?
Time to rid your country of these dangerous morons.
Oh lighten the f’k up. Have you nothing better to do than comment on what I say to my man in the heat of the moment.
What about men saying God’s name during sex? Is that okay?
Why is it specifically women who use gods name in bed? What about men?
Nothing more holy than the act of love and creation! !!!!!!!!!
Oh. God..oh..God…oh God…
Love making is a beautiful experience…. and if he finds it filthy… maybe he’s hiding something.
Interesting. If you marry a divorced woman, you’ve broken ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’. Sermon on the Mount….
Who does he think invented sex?
What a joke he is.
He just is not enlightened to the holiness of sex. And the possibility of praise in sexual union. Sad. And common. We must restore holiness to all our holes. For us to be whole. Pleasure is our birthright Gods presence in all creation ❤️
This guy is an idiot!
Can we just take a moment for the EXTRA layer of absurdity where he singles out women in this nuttiness?! Men say it to, mister. I guess that’s less icky to his sensibilities…
This is a hoax and very demeaning to Pastor Hagee. Even though you are a satire site, it doesn’t give you the right to say something so false, demeaning and insulting to Pastor Hagee.
Fuck you and the god you rode in on!
I bet he has erectile dysfunction or some shit and no woman wants to sleep with him so he’s bitter.
Fuck you, Reverend Hagee. Only the woman and girls are going to jail over this? Again, fuck you. And this is no petite fuck you.
Perhaps they’re merely saying, “Oh, God! Thank you for the marvelous orgasm you’ve provided for me in the design of my human body!”
Boy, am I glad he wudn’t talkin about us.
I find it interesting that he only refers to that woman say God’s name during intercourse…since when are men the saints that don’t do the same thing? If he wants to judge the woman for doing this, then include the men too.
yet, most people say the Lord’s Name in vain in every facet of life, even when ‘Oh my God’ is said. outrageous! oh, baby! bring me home!
Can’t we just make it official now that They are the American Taliban?
Some people’s fanaticism and ignorance never cease to amaze me. f God is NOT a name, it’s a title. For the ‘Christian’ fundamentalist nut jobs do your research there are two proper names for ‘God’ in the Old Testament. Religious fundamentalists are fascists of the WORST sort!
~”Religion is for people who are afraid of going to hell, spirituality is for those that have already been there.’ – Vine Deloria, Sioux~
So its OK when a man says it during orgasm? Freaking hypocritical!
Woow America is a retarded country , all i see on Facebook is your not allowed to do this or that lol , am glad i live in the UK
What about men who do this?
It’s the exact opposite…Orgasm is one of the closest places to the higher power that we get to experience… I often thank the higher power after making LOVE, which is one of the highest forms of energy…but thats just me…
Ah, good satire indeed. Thanks, “Show Facts” button!
Fun fact: “taking the Lord’s name in vain” is not what most people think it is, that is, exclaiming it randomly like during sex or even “goddammit”. It’s actually when you invoke His name as the backing to a promise you don’t intend to or may not keep, as in, “I swear to God I’m not lying and I’ll pay you back.” Because if you don’t make good on the promise, you reflect badly on God, and that’s the real disrespect.
He’s the kind of guy hookers turn down.
And what about men?
Where did Hagee get such a random fact from? Why would he know this is such a big issue that he needs to address it. In honesty some concerned husband may have spoken with him on the subject that his wife was taking the lord’s name in vain. For Christians the lord would be Jesus and not God. So women saying Jesus or Jesus Christ during sex is what he is referring to., but why Hagee thinks that is a common thing I don’t know.
God damn… jesus christ that guy is annoying.
You would have to build more jails!
This guy clearly lacks in the bedroom, if she’s not screaming/saying something in the sack..you clearly cannot fuck. This guy is the one who would have you wondering why you even bothered to take your pants off.
Do they scream “Yahve…Yahve…”? Bizarre! 😀 😀 😀
I agree Carolyn.
This ass just wants to punish women for living, that’s why he makes up all this crap.
He needs to stop obsessing about sex.
goddamn that guy’s crazy
I doubt if sky daddy gives a shit.
Soooo- it’s ok for the guys???
What about men? I’ve been called “oh, god” lots of times in bed. And he realizes his god’s name isn’t God, right? I’ve never heard of anyone screaming out in bed, “Oh, Jehovah!”
No, that is in fact NOT what it means to “take the lord’s name in vain.”
In biblical times, “taking the lord’s name” meant making a promise in the name of god. “I vow in the name of God that I will do X”, or more informally, “I swear to god that I’m going to…”
Taking the lord’s name in vain means to make a promise in the name of god, and then to fail to follow through on it. You promised god you’d do X, you haven’t made any attempt to do X… God’s kind of annoyed with you about that.
Taking the lord’s name in vain has NOTHING to do with shouting “oh god!” while you are in the throes of passion.
And, you know, men never say it! O.M.G. (And for anyone interested, my OMG isn’t using the Lord’s name in vain…I’m simply asking for help in dealing with idiots.) 😉
Seriously? This guy gets royally payed talking nonsense like this?!?!
Can someone please give this kid a lollipop and stop wasting taxpayers money on guys like this.
Seriously? This guy gets royally payed talking nonsense like this?!?!
Can someone please give this kid a lollipop and stop wasting taxpayers money on guys like this.
If he knew what french canadians say he would die. You’d swear we are in church….kind off… Even in every day swearing we really swear…it’s all right out of the church. Stub your toe and 80% will say: chalice, host , tabernacle or variations of thoses (the french version)
I think he’s jealous, because it has NEVER happened to him! And instead of perverting it, like he does, I don’t think of it as blasphemy. It’s more like we’re thanking GOD for providing us with wonderful lovers! Not to mention, why is he singling out women?! Sexist bastard! Men say it too! And all the times men say ‘goddamnit’! What about that, you woman hating POS?!?!
Oh for the love of God, who is this lunatic??? AND, why does he imply that only women should be arrested??? Like men don’t use the same terminology???
Dumbass,
“God” would be a title, like Mr president, or judge,
Christians don’t generally use god’s name, assuming he/she/it/they even exists
Just like the Jihadists who like to stone people to death for insulting the Koran.
I say “OMG SWEET JESUS” “YEEHAW JESUS” THINGS LIKE THAT.
Ohh my I’ve done that. Opps.
Stop using the Goddess name in Vain means you idiot christians to stop using the Goddess as an excuse to spread your hate. Sit there shut up and stop abusing others when you have no rights or clue what the Goddess wants. Goddess is all power, she creates everyone the way she wants. You have a problem with that. Go join another religeon with a pathetic god. Its called a Cult and your pathetic God is the retard idiot spreading the hate. Morons, get a fucking life.
I guess if they are screwing a judge
I take Hagee believes it is only women, never men, who use God’s name in vain when they have sex.
Uh, newsflash. If a woman’s calling out YOUR name during sex, Mr Hagee, have you considered that they’re faking it?
You can meet with and talk at length with folks who work in the sex industry and I will tell you, they don’t show this level of preoccupation, fascination and fanaticism towards sex – that seems to be reserved for modern Clergy and Republicans…
And, is he there? How does he know what anyone says when they are orgasming (other than possibly the children he has molested)…
So wait You notice he’s singeling out women only here again!
Uh…what IS God’s name?!
Does he realise that God invented sex?
What about the men? Why why why. Are we going backwards in time? Smh
So only WOMEN are doing this? Jesus! Oh wait… My bad!!
Hey, let’s prosecute you for taking up to much oxygen and space on the planet you stupid jackass! “Oh GOD”… go [email protected] yourself! This is the same type of fundamentalism as what is going on with ISSIS in the middle east. This jackass should be sent over there! Prick!
How would he know what a woman says during sex?
Is He for real? Isn’t that a holy situation Especially if combined with the missionary position? I dare also think many persons got saved during sex also and made promises to love for life
Well the Muslims are killing people looking up and seeing pigeons testicles, it about the same thing.
Thank god I’m an atheist. Prosecute me for THAT, you godda**d Texas turd.
Jerks like this are even less Christian than I am! This moron doesn’t even belong in America. He doesn’t belong in this century. He belongs in the 15th century, burning witches at the stake. And that is SO not meant as a complement.
This is a first-class American COWARD.
His Bible clearly states that it is not up to him to judge others, it s up to GOD.
It’s OK for HIM to sin–and there’s 677 sins all told in his Bible, so you KNOW he had to have sinned before. But it’s not alright for others to sin? Riiight. And the fish are jumpin’ and the cotton is high, and there’s gonna’ be a BBQ in Hell for “Christians” like this.
Make up your minds, people! First you say having abortions are THE worst sin.
Then you say contraceptive use is THE worst sin.
Then you say being a gay / lesbian / transgender is THE worst sin.
Then you say being an atheist is THE worst sin.
YES, there ARE worse sins in your Bible. Pedophila springs to mind. Adultery is mentioned only 54 times.
According to retarded American Christians like this:
Hating the poor (people on benefits or working for min. wage) isn’t a sin against the teachings of Jesus. Neither is being against life-saving Obamacare for upwards of 50 million uninsured American workers.
War apparently isn’t a sin.
Hate isn’t a sin.
Loving your gun, a material object whose only purpose is to take a human life isn’t a sin.
Hating another human being you don’t even know, just because he or she isn’t “like” you, isn’t a sin.
Hating people who choose not to worship your god, isn’t a sin.
Back when it still was a US territory, Texans tried to make Texas an independent country. Much to my personal regret, they lost that bid.
And lastly, being emotionally stunted, intellectually lazy, culturally backwards prigs, isn’t a sin.
Can we have a re-vote on that? I say, DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN YOUR SORRY BOTTOMS ON THE WAY OUT, SUNSHINES.
By the way, I’m an atheist–have been since 2007, but I also am a 54 year old virgin (no, really), I don’t drink alcohol, never took drugs, do volunteer work, care about the poor and the sick, and try to always use good manners.
But I DO swear So…I’m a horrible sinner? Eff you, you arrogant, ignorant, spineless Texas twit. My dead pedophile is more of a man than you are, and from me, that’s the worst insult I can give anyone on the planet.
1 in 6 Americans go hungry in this country. 46% of those on food stamps are kids. Jesus said time and time again, to HELP the poor & hungry. And food stamps keep getting cut, while republicans heap contemptuous lies to back up their inhumane treatment of our nation’s poorest, most vulnerable citizens…while the people in Texas worry about stupid crap like swearing?
That the John Hagee’s of America prefer to call swearing during sex more of a sin than openly hating people for asking for help with a basic human right like FOOD, is more than disgusting. It’s grossly inhuman
. Like the Germans who looked the other way, instead fussing like spoiled children about unimportant stuff, while the Jews suffered under Hitler. It’s EXACTLY like that. Anyone who says otherwise deserves being called an empty-hearted, craven moron. Hunger physically HURTS, is emotionally distressing and can impair the brain.
I’d spit on losers in John Hagee Ministries but they aren’t human enough anymore to deserve it.
Oh, bother. Fat thumbs…
I’m not sven convincdd that “taking the name of the Lord our God in vain” means using it as profanity. As a Christ-follower I havd taken his name, just as a women takes her husband’s name when she marries him. Could if be that this is talking about “taking the name of Christ” as in a sense of identity?
do men use God’s name during sex?
What about saying Oh…….. President
This is why the thought of a democracy scares the hell out of me. Give me a republic every time.
For crying out loud! This is what most women say! OH! Jesus, Oh! fuck me! Fuck me harder!
This American pastor is a deranged idiot! I am an atheist, but sometime I do say eh! Gad! Fuck you John Hagee!. God is just an exclamation! There is no such thing! Is he planning to install spy cams. Who the fuck is going to complain anyway! God designed intercourse, did he not? He could have designed it in such a way that you pass by a women and there comes a baby!. Watch Porn you Idiot. Your country makes most of the porn in this world. Did you speak against them? And I am glad they do. Bloody nit witted moron. Most of America are rational people, though, most pretend to be believers. Bury the church, America will do much greater things!
“Oh my god get off me you fat idiot” is the first, last & only time Hagee ever heard someone say a gods name during intercourse.
How does he know what the women say during sex?
Also……..what about the men who say “Oh God”?
All cities have its nut cases and this San Antonio’s biggest.
Trouble is, His name is not “God”
But men who do that get a pass, right, Rev?
Just women? Men are excluded?! Hmmm, you need some serious mental help! You should be more worried about no prayer in schools. What skeletons do you have in your closet that are against the bible?
it seems his own wife never uttered the oh my god during sex cause he had nothing she could feel
“God” is a noun, like “man.” “Man” no more describes Hagee than “God” describes the Creator, Preserver, Destroyer of the Universe.
What kind of idiot is this guy? “Yahweh” is the God of Israel. “God” is his title, not his name. I don’t know of too many women that yell “Yahweh” during intercourse.
Are they also going to prosecute MEN who say God’s name in the same circumstances? Or is this just another part of the Repugnantcan War on Women?
I do believe Gods name is misused but this just makes Christians look crazy. Teach your kids not to say Gods name in vain and let God do the judging. What about the men who say it?…
Just the women, not the men. Got it. *eye roll*
How weak and pathetic is your God that He needs you to protect him from slander? Is he Really so weak that he can’t stand up for himself?
The four types of orgasm a woman can have
Acceptance orgasm. Oh yes oh yes!
Denial orgasm. Oh no. Oh no.
Religious orgasm. Oh god oh god.
Fake orgasm. Oh Donald. Oh Donald.
This guy would be lucky to hear, “Is it in yet,” let alone actually giving pleasure to a woman enough to invoke a deity’s name.
I guess it’s okay for men to use the name of god during sex, though. At least the good Rev doesn’t seem upset about that.
How does he know this is a thing? Has he been watching dirty movies ? Oooh busted.
G-d’s name isn’t G-d silly pastor
no surprise from the guy who said this —
“And they the hunters should hunt them,’ that will be the Jews. ‘From every mountain and from every hill and from out of the holes of the rocks.’ If that doesn’t describe what Hitler did in the holocaust you can’t see that.”
Well that’s not something I typically say but my boyfriend sure does do I need to call the police or is this rule just for me?
Since sex and procreation are in the realm of the great nature, the Goddess Gaia, How about we all start saying Oh My Goddess! That should frost his poor frozen little dinky!
Oh my God! Hi hoe, hi ho it’s off to jail I go!
All I can really say to this is Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, what an arse.
How would he know what women or girls do during these sexual scts unless he is part of them or watching porn himself?
I would not trade my CANADIAN citizenship for all the greenbacks and Bibles in America
He heard a woman say “OH God take this oaf off me”.
I am so amused at this story…..can you imagine someone saying those words while having sex with him?
The ectasy of sex is definately worthy of using gods name!!
LOL!!! Now that’s funny right there! How’s someone going to know anyway what you say during the act? What are they doing all up in your Business anyway? What a Total Idiot!!
If you had taken Hagee’s name out, I’d assume that this was an ISIS decree.
Calling out YHVH? ? ? That’s kinda hard
OH MY GOD! Great Gravity, manifest your presence to this fool! Make him aware of the true power in the universe and trip him on the stairs. Please, in the name of Oxygen, Magnetism and the Universe, let this idiot bump his nose, hard!
It seems these loonies tend to congregate in Texas and Florida. Why is that?
hum. how many has he had?, maybe the were referring of his bad lovemaking like, Oh God get him off me.
THOR THOR THOR THOR…ahhh YESSSSSS!!!!!
How did he now that woman call the lord name invain he must hear it from his wife
and the conundrum is ? you are in money making business …don’t bite the hand that feeds you!
Just hysterical!! I really find it difficult sometimes to believe that people like this actually exist!!
It is hard to believe this is a serious statement. I am not sure I read God’s presence in any of this. Poor man!!!
Fuckin’ Jaysus what’s he on about?
Ummm … this is satire. If you click the “Show Facts” button on the story, it only highlights the first two paragraphs and the first sentence of the third paragraph.
From the “About Us” section of Newslo:
“Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.”
Sounds like he needs to transform into muslem
I suspect his wife was never in any danger of doing this…
You mean like “christ, I don’t feel anything?”
None of this asshole’s business what I say at anytime or anywhere. He can take his god and his bible and stick it up his ass.
Jesus Christ, he’s an idiot.
Lower case g in god, but with multiple exclamation points!!! At least my women have multiple……..
Cornerstone Church 18755 Stone Oak Parkway, San Antonio, Texas 78258 (210) 490-1600 Fax (210) 490-3385 … call and say “Oh god, I’m coming!”
but it’s ok for the men to say “oh god! oh jesus! I’m coming!” … jesus is coming, oh god! … fuck you you god fucking retard mother fucker. Fuck your bible and religion too, while you’re at it. Next time I’ll make sure I say “Oh God” so many times, I’ll create him.
If what I read about Hagee is true about his divorce from his first wife to marry his present wife, I would think twice about his remarks. He sinned according
The revered name was Jehovah/Yaweh. (Not the name/title God/god). It was treated with incredible reverence even when copying the scriptures, that is true. However, the name/title God was used quite frequently, and in the context of our culture today [not under Judaism], I have serious doubts the Creator of the Universe is stocking up lightning bolts for a woman screaming Oh My God or God Yes. Being a God who said in His Word he knows the heart, he can easily see a woman is hardly calling for His attention or trying to border blasphemy or break a Commandment !! Move on to another topic Brother Compensator….
Any time you see a bible beater making statements as stupid as this, you can count on them sucking dicks or penetrating little children’s assholes.
Who is going to turn them in?
Yeah, well…God is not a name, it’s a title. There are many Gods out there. Zeus is a Olympian God, Thor the God of Thunder, Helios the God of the Sun, Jehovah the Almighty God Father of ALL Creation. I believe the God he is referring to is Jehovah as mentioned in Psalm 83:18. See link in following parentheses ( https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+83%3A18&version=KJV ) So if screamed out “OH GOD!” She might be referring to Himeros, the God of Sexual Desire. So to #JohnHagee, stick that in your bible and learn it!
There will never be peace on earth until miscreants such as this die off via
evolutionary attrition. Sadly not in my time.
Jesus H Christ.. really?? Oh me!!
Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!
As a preacher and a law enforcement officer I don’t agree with John Hagee but I also find some comments in this forum to be a bit on the distasteful side. I do not agree with him as it is a situation between God and man or woman and it should not be treated as a criminal matter.
Wow I’m speechless!!! This man is insane…
Its satire I hate you all.
Good God what an idiot!
I’m glad he’s not God….things are getting weird indeed. Judgement begins in the House, good thing blessings
Who the hell is any one person to be judging other people for blasphemy?
Just so you know, God didn’t say it, man did!
Have to be a christian to understand. GOD is holy, so holy set apart. he can’t even look at sin. an example was when Jesus yelled out, “Father, why have you forsaken me?” because GOD the father couldn’t look upon his son who became sin for us. a lot to explain. but theologically, he is right. sad how so many are attacking him based upon what’s truth. Think of it this way, people always want respect. but it is hard to get respect when you disrespect others. we’re even told to not disrespect our parents in the ten commandments. so why is disrespecting GOD’s name any different?
God complex
What a putz…
This guy once heard a woman do that during sex, but she was saying, “Good God, where did it go? Isn’t this where it’s supposed to be???” So he wants to watch his flock while they have sex and jump in if anyone says anything untoward.
He ruins orgasmic enlightenment.
First of all… LIKE THE RELIGIONS… The books like the BIBLE are NOTHING MORE THAN MEN WRITING MORALS TO THE STORY AND FEAR SO AS TO CONTROL AND GAIN…
So stick your money greedy, devil doing, fake opinion up your child molesting ass!
My Higher Power is pure, true… And talks within my spirit and soul.
And is called anything… God, Allah, Buddah, Karma, and on your eternal soul John!
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? GOD?
Someone’s personal God? Personal relationship with their HIGHER POWER?
IT WROTE NO EVIL BOOKS WITH PETTY, STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT IN IT RETARD!
Serious?
Oh!
You’re too fake, guilt riddled, and soul ugly to hear those words out of passion and intimacy… Huh? Pitiful thing!
Hey! Instead… Try judging, fixing, and putting laws ON YOU!
YAAAAy!
My GOD! You are one ugly, petty, sex consumed pile of refuse!
Go fuck off bitch
Headline coveting televangelist’s like Hagel give s the body a bad name.
“You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain” . . . I seriously doubt which Bible that was quoted from.
My Bible, in Genesis 1:27 has it thus . . . “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.”
Now who’s the one to denigrate BOTH the female image of God with such blatant racism, AND the gift of sex from God by calling it “filthy” and “derogatory” ?
“Pastor” John, YOU are a living example of taking the name of the Lord in vain.
He is just pissed his wife/wives/ girlfriends have never yelled out God’s name with him.
Why not put the man who made her say it in jail too? Get a life and resign because you lead people to sin and death with your hate, so to mercy and eternal life with love. Do you even know the God of love? The bible says, he will hold those accountable for the sins they lead others to do.
Most of the comments thus far are very disrespectful and carrying far too much anger than what Mr. Hagee’s rude and discriminatory statement justify; however, I agree with the meaning behind them. First, God created us and sex. The use of His name during a powerfully fulfilling moment is not using it in vain. It is giving all glory to Him as we are commanded to do. The true indecency of his words is the fact he points only to women as being the gender that does this. Mr. Hagee do you not say our Lord’s names in times of greatness only He could provide? If not, you are giving credit wrongly.
John Hagee you’re an asshole!! Do us all a favor and stay the hell out of politics!
Sounds like a Game of Thrones episode.
I guess men don’t count here. What a mental case! Run people! Run fast!
How does he know what a woman says during sex, maybe he’s watching too much porn, wankin
A member of the American Taliban heard from. Sounds like what he wants is a Christian version of Sharia law.
Someone up the old half-wit’s meds, please. And keep him off the TV too. He’s scaring the kids again…
I’m not all that smart, but I’m pretty sure god created sex. I guess he couldn’t make her call out to God. He just couldn’t hit that spot. He don’t look like he have sex anyway.
I used to get Oh, God, OH God, OH GOd, OH GOD, all the time and I used to have to say that my name is just Josef. I love hearing women when they pray like that. It makes you want to rejoice and say alleluia.
To me it is blasphemous ti call the god of Abraham god.If it was up to me everybody that calls this cruel,genocidal,homophobic thought form god should be executed by slow torture.
Am I the first to say that this isn’t a problem for his wife?
Leave it to Texas and Fox News desperate for a story. Sad, Sad
You know, “God” gave women the ability to have orgasms.
sex is a gift from God…these things are not up to preachers anyway God alone is the Judge
Even aethesis say God doing that time, should we not encourage them not to have a awakening.
Sooty , I just want to thank Godwhen he made a man to deliver an orgasm to me! Lol
Separation of Church and State.
Also “That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail.”
I thought God was supposed to be the only judge.
It’s for this exact reason we have separation of church and state. See how he wants them arrested? As in Government overseeing his religious dictates?
So my question is unless the good Doctor is watching porn, how would he know that women are screaming oh God oh God during sex?
Brain-dead, mythologically-hobbled christians and other religionists like this should be put in de-brainwashing/re-education camps.
He’s just pissed that it’s never said by anyone when he was having sex with children!
Perhaps we should all cry out in favour of Behelzibub. It was, after all his god that blessed marriage and procreation in his name, the trinity. What a hipocritical c**t.. The likes of him should be either sectioned, or at least chained to a tree till the locals got fed up with feeding him.
Don’t you feel sorry for atheists ? They have no one to talk to during sex.
What about men who do this – do they get a special pass?
I’m not thoroughly convinced that this particular commandment pertained to things women say during sex. Pretty sure not.
Shut the God up you idiot.
Hmmm … That presupposes that someone KNOWS God’s name
And who is gonna tell him or the authorities if this happens! Really with everything else going on the world this is what he’s focused on !
Anytime Hagee mentions God its an insult to God.
John Hagee needs to take his proper place with Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson as one of Americas biggest idiots. For him to say that sex is the filthiest is beyond comprehension. Does he not realize that it was God who orchestrated sex as both a means of procreation and pleasure and an act of beauty.
poor John; he has not met the right woman yet!
Say the Christian right did get more power and made this into law,how would they enforce it,peeking through windows,listening behind doors?
He’s one of these assclowns that only had sex to procreate,he probably hates sex!
What about men who say oh god? Why are they not being persecuted too? Sexist jackass!!!!!
How is calling out God’s name during a moment of intense human pleasure even remotely disrespectful? Seems just the opposite to me.
Are man allowed to use God during intercourse? Please make that clear because it is not just women who climax with the words ” Oh My God”…………..
Now here is the scenerio:- (phone rings) Hello Police – I would like to report a crime, certainly, could you give me the details please sir, well it is like this, I just had sex with my wife and as she climaxed she said “Oh God” at least twice – Are you serious sir, we will send a car immediately, they will probably need backup, this is serious, just stay inside and try not to approach her, an officer will be there within five minutes – thank you for reporting this.
Why only women?
OMG…what’s this world coming to?
Is Hagee absolute SCUM??? Is his ilk the lowest life forms on earth??? Does this Hypocrite Chump irk me to the bone???
Does this same punishment go for men who “Use the Lord’s name in vain during sex” or is it only for women???
Back in the ’90’s before I retired I worked for a printing company that used to print Hagee’s “Propaganda & Lies” for Heritage House Publishing monthly. We used to sit around and laugh at his B.S. and make “Dart Boards” out of his photos.
One month they were having an especially big run (Over 5-Million Copies.) on an issue claiming the Clinton’s were planning to blow up the universe and start a “New World Order” when the “Voyager One Deep Space Probe” was leaving our solar system and entering Deep Space. It was all about how Bill & Hilary Clinton back in their college days helped plan/plant a nuclear war head on the space probe and they had the remote control detonator hidden in secret fallout shelter hidden in Washington D.C. and they were going to set it off and bring in the “New World Order” with the Clinton’s being the World Dictators afterwards. I was laughing hysterically at it even though one of our other pressmen was a so called “Christian” and was lapping it up on all fours. Also because it was such a big run our corporate lawyer was on hand to make sure everything went well. I asked him, “How can these Clowns” get away with this kind of smear campaign? That’s when I learned a lesson about our Corporate Media. He informed me that they didn’t make a single false allegation against anybody because all of it was like an episode of “JEOPARDY”. Everything was worded in the form of a question. “Did the Clinton’s plant a War Head on the Voyager Probe”? “Are they planning on taking over the world with a nuclear weapon”?…etc..etc. He told me to just watch the news and listen to talk radio and you’ll see everything is a “Question” not a “Statement” therefor there’s no liability involved. Afterwards I noticed he was right. Just watch “FUN NewZZZ” and you’ll see all of their propaganda is in the form of a question.
What about the men who say it? It’s not just women. But this is a prime example of an extremist “Christian” man. Only the women are sinners and at fault. I hear men all the time throw it around, he means to say they don’t say it during sex? Men like him are one of the reasons people hate Christians.
Jesus wept.
Fucknut
What about the men that say it during sex? Is that allowed? Why does he feel the need to single women out?
God-damned idiot.
‘The United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.” ~John Adams Perhaps Hagee never got the memo that this country is NOT a theocracy and is in no way obligated to look to the Bible in creating morality laws since it is a book, that is itself, highly immoral! Bigotry, slavery, misogyny, pedophila, murder and blood sacrifice were all considered moral by the bible god, so its views on morality are irrelevant and have no place in any peaceful or tolerant society.
According to the Bible, “God’s” name is YHVH (pronounced Yahweh) I’ve never met a woman who called out Yahweh during sex. Still, even if he could find one, it shouldn’t be illegal.
We don’t need to imprison MEN who say that during sex, though; that would just be silly.
sexist pig, what about men yelling out OH GOD!
Leviticus 21:20 states that no man with a defect in his sight may approach the altar of God .
But this man wears glasses! Punish him, as Leviticus states , and fire him !
Oh good grief. And men who say it – that’s perfectly fine by him. What a sexist fool.
Is it OK for the man to grunt out the name of your lord? And if that is the most sinful thing you can think of welcome to the real world where we have starving kids wars and fucking idiots who miss quotes a book that was written when they were tripping their balls off. I hope your god helps you.
Don’t call me a member of the flock, I’m not a sheep you fucking asshole.
what about men?
Is he therefore saying it’s o.k. for guys to say God’s name during sex?
So men who use God’s name in vain during sex are perfectly fine No hypocrisy and sexism there no none at all
What about men. Gets good to them too. Get serious. Pray for Families in Charston. Everytime you open your mouth, it’s useless .
This man is out of his mind!!! What will he do record me for proof? Like what man is going to turn in his women for calling God name while having inter course? John Hagee mind your damn business! You are one crazy old man!!! Time for retirement, or a higher doses of meds!!
Oh, god!
The whole concept of blasphemy is ridiculous. It assumes that a deity who rules over an infinite cosmos would be upset by something that some insignificant creature on the little speck of dust we call earth said. What type of third rate individual would be upset by what a two year old child said? Yet the gulf between a human and any meaningful God is infinitely larger. It is a wonderful example of the clueless arrogance of humans to believe that God would actually take offense at any of the foolish words that came out of our silly little mouths. The thought that God would take us that seriously is actually almost an insult to God. In effect, the idea that a human could commit blasphemy would be blasphemy if blasphemy were possible.
This guy proves that to be a evangelical pastor your basic IQ has to be less than 90.
I’m thinking he hopes to use this as a license for voyeurism.
dont worry what women or me scream out during sex worry more about preists that get away with molesting children with no less than lets just move them here or slapping them on the wrist take care of that problem put them in jail
How does he know ?????
This guy should fit right in with ISIS, they’ve got some of the same thoughts about punishing people for not following the ‘right’ path. Christian fundamentalist or Islamic extremist, same s**t in different wrapping..
wonder what tubby there thinks about God’s words on gluttony? funny how preachers are always omitting that scripture. paraphrasing of course, it says that if a man be given to much appetite, he should take a knife to his throat! Hmmmm……whats good for the goose….just sayin…Don’t preach part of the book if you don’t preach it all.
Leave it to this WASP to continue wanting to live in Salem, back in the 1690’s! These guys are all just attention seeking media whores who will say whatever ridiculous thing they can to create controversy. Who the hell cares what this toad has to say anyway? He just wishes he had a nice hard cock up his ass and be screaming: “oh dear Lord, fuck me hard!”
The only woman he’s ever heard scream God during sex was on his television.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/WBF/1615007108742639?fref=nf
It is “fascinating” how christian fanatism in some ways resembles muslim fanatism, and that one way or another, they go after the women, non-believers, gays and lesbians, etc.
He’s just upset cuz the only his wife ever said was, “Get off of me you fat bastard!”
Not only is he deranged but he is also illiterate…using “petite” instead of “petty.”
I going to step out on a ledge and guess that not one women he has ever been with as yelled out “oh god” during the deed.
oh boy the nuts are still lose -thought we passed the Puritan Laws stages 75 years ago..so why do they want to go backwards …..
What about the Lady who screamed “Oh my God, I’m coming!.”
How many women have you ever slept with that screamed OH JEHOVAH MY VAGINA IS BLAZING!!! God is a title, like king, or master douchebag. Its not a NAME. Mr. Hagee needs to learn the difference before he starts putting innocents in jail over his illogical opinion.
Freedom they want religious freedom, to them religious freedom is making YOU do what ever THEY want, that’s not freedom for me so screw off
I wonder if he would rather his partner called out the name of some other guy…
Lanyi Shepherd you are a jezebel
Would that be fulfilling the first commandment… be fruitful multiple and replenish the earth? This religion crap is filled with so many holes
why do people think that sex is ungodly?
Isn’t reproducing the whole reason we’re here. You’d think sex would be the best time to give him a shout out.
Interestingly enough, many cultures view sex as a religious experience, thus making “Oh God Oh God Oh God” a prayer of thanksgiving. And apparently he has never had sex good enough to call on the “lordgodalmightydamnthatwasgood” in a spirit of gratitude.
Only when a woman says it? Why would he specify it about women in his comment. I’ve heard men say it to. This just continues to affirm the creepy feeling I get when I see him on TV. Flip the channel and ignore.
https://youtu.be/7dyXgO4AYMo
It’s SATIRE you idiots…SATIRE!!!!!!!
It’s SATIRE you morons…SATIRE!!! Take time to investigate…GEEZ!!!!
This man is obviously a degenerate! The Lord is LOVE and the Lord gave us sex that we may experience BLISS it is a natural thing to speak the name of our Lord (love)in the state of bliss. He refers the the “old testament ” he is still in the dark ages !!!!!
Is this not the dumbest thing yet. Besides how does John Hagee know what women are saying during intercourse. Is he there? Or watching porn? Maybe he is peeping
He obviously doesn’t know where the sweet spots are
God gave us the pleasure of orgasm, and uttering or moaning his name is just giving thanks and praise for that gift. What’s wrong with that?
What about the men who use it during sex? Are they free to say it while they punish the women?
That aside, I assure you: achieving orgasm is a blessing straight from your divine creator. It’s a way to know that you can feel this elation and know that this is a gift from your creator. In a way, crying out God’s name during sex is the ultimate source of worship since you thank God for the gift of this release, despite whatever your trials might be.
Why is he only targeting women?..what about Men?.. Seems more like he has a problem with the opposite sex. Otherwise wouldn’t he want EVERYONE who uses the lords name in vain to be held accountable?…
#JustSaying
OH, GOD!
God’s name isn’t “God.” And that’s the filthiest use of the “name?” Meaning sex, which God created and then commanded (“be fruitful and multiply”), is inherently dirty or shameful? Interesting. The fantasies of the mind reveal their true nature in the labels they place on others.
What about the males who say it during sex? Mysoginist????
YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh right…that makes a whole lot of sense.
He also wants the Phrases “Not if you were the last Man on earth” and “Oh, I always though 6inches was way bigger” banned.lol, Oh yeah, ad LOL
This man is a Zionist through and through not to mention an ass!
I guess no man has ever screamed that out. Women and young girls. What a douche. and just how would he go about policing this?
But it’s OK for men to scream it?! Bwahhahahaha!
sooooo…no men out there who call upone the Mighty One whilst having sex? Just us devious women. Wow, this is a new level of stupidity, ignorance and sheer chauvinist pigness. Wow…I mean Wow….only in America.
Check the facts people…this is a lie!
WTF??? A man never says “Oh God” during sex?
Oh my gawd
God what a moron
I thought we women, (as well as men) were suppose to thank the Lord for all the good that comes to us. Therefore, “Oh God, Oh God, OHHHH GOD” is Praising the Lord for sending us the Big O. Total Praising of the Lord, no way taking it in Vain. (This man is and Idiot)
You mean like,”Oh God” John, that looks like a penis, only smaller! E.
this guy kind if reminds you of the Muslims that kill people for drawing pictures of their god…this dude want to imprison people (woman not men) for just saying a word..
nasty old perv probably will volunteer to be bedside police…. yuck these people!
do men not say god when theyre having sex? or is it okay if men do it?
anyway, i think saying god during sex is far more useful than saying it anywhere else.
That would make for an interesting undercover job to catch someone in the act. It would probably be dismissed as entrapment.
So…I guess the men don’t?
You are a stupid fat fuck that should shut the fuck up! Bet you cant bring HIS name out! WHOSOEVER OFFERETH PRAISE GLORIFYS ME. OMG you are a dumb ass. no wonder everybody hates Christians, never persecuted for the right reasons thats for sure.
Is this whack job for real? Oh god baby do it again. It feels so good. Oh god. Harder. Harder. Oh god that was so good.
I never use God’s name in vain,,, also as in “OMG”,,, but how can he prove this, [snicker],,, how about men,,, he didn’t mention men,,,,
Just women? Don’t forget John God invented that filthy act so maybe they are just saying a quick prayer of thanks. One thing is for sure no woman will ever call out his name during orgasm.
I’m just very curious how he’s going to enforce God’s Second Commandment. Deploy the Orgasm Police?
I’m calling BS on this “quote”. No one is that stupid. If he actually said this you’ll have to provide video or audio of the quote.
If a man were to do it, heaven forbid, remember that it would be the woman’s fault.
He and Pat Robertson should start an act.
God damn right!
Dear Mr Hagee,
There are a few things I would like to point out to you.
First, why would something associated with sex necessarily be “filthy, derogatory and sinful”? As far as I know, God invented sex. It was his idea, and it was “very good” (read Genesis). Not getting into the question of the framework God gives for sex and that people don’t always respect, as that is a separate question. After all, we give thanks for our food, why not give thanks for sex?
Second, the word “God” is not His name per se. You could say the word describes His job or function. He told Moses what His name was: YAHWEH (The One Who Is). I very much doubt that women (or men) shout YAHWEH during intercourse.
Lastly, there are much more serious ways to use God’s name in vain. Theologian Thomas Watson says that when we profess His name but do not live consistently as His follower, or when we prefix God’s name to evil behavior, that is breaking the Third Commandment. So if you claim to be a Christian but hate some women you view as sinners enough to put them in jail, or if you wage a war in God’s name (when Jesus repeatedly told us to love our enemies and do good to them), you are breaking the Third Commandment.
Good day to you.
So what, are they going to listen into people’s bedrooms now? Who’s the real pervert here?
LOL now that is just FUNNY. Made my day.
This is not fuckin news NEWSLO!!!! Your stupid news outlet is perpetuating this stupid bullshit that comes out of this racist assholes mouth. You’re not a news outlet you’re a fuckin joke for reporting this bullshit
I don’t know what bothers me more about this, the seeming lack of awareness of the wall of separation, or the focus on policing women’s sexual behavior. Does this man believe that his desires are enforceable, or is this merely a crude publicity stunt? Cyinical or sincere, I find it unsettling.
He has a Phd in Fairtytale telling and another in Irrational thought.
God’s name is YHWH (pronounced Yahweh) right? Who da faq says that during intercourse…. Actually, I’m going to start doing that.
Sounds like the “Christian” Taliban to me.
The guy is reasy to start CS, Christian State. How is he going to kill the dogs that don’t agree with his believes?
es idiota o que? un imbécil!!, anda a decirle a tu culo que no tire pedos John Hagee mediocre
Beware the gestapo Christian regime.
Clearly a man who just doesn’t get it……literally and figuratively… 🙂
This article is not true people check snopes for yourselves! Newslo is an entertainment site that mixes fact with fiction and according to snopes if you hit the show facts button at the top of the page it shows you the actual facts and the reference to god women and intercourse is not factually accountable to him. Please realize you cannot believe everything you read on the Internet is TRUE!
Two problems with his dream of unholy persecution. Separation of church and state and the right of free speech. So that gives a woman a right to say what ever the moment demands. And he is probably gay because he didn’t say anything about men yelling “Jesus Fucking Christ” in the middle of an orgasm!
And what about the men that use the Lord’s name during sex?? Shouldn’t they be held to the same standards? Ridiculous!!!
For someone who thinks he know scripture he sure says some ignorant things first off
“But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”
There is NOTHING HOLY about any so-called “house of G-d! Sha’ul is clear on the matter when He said the Yehovah does not dwell in temples made of hands.
Second, The commandments also say to remember the sabbath – sunset on friday to sunset on saturday- and keep it holy. Does he “reprimand” his flock concerning this also? Lusk 18
The One of whom it is said would never “break a bruised reed”, who had nothing but compassion for the lost and boken, had nothing but scorn and rebuke for those who “trusted in themselves that they were righteous and despised others”.
Blasphemy is not saying the word god, or the word fuck. Blasphemy is saying god told me to start a war in Iraq.
He’s nothing more than a Zionist stooge following orders
Using God’s name in vain are those people who claim to represent Him but use The Name to commit some heinous act or to subjucate people in some way. Jesus judged against the religious leaders of His day, and loved and helped the outcasts of society, which is what Christians should be doing today, in God’s Name.
Okay, I take back the rudeness I explained in a previous comment. I was making a phone call to the JHM found on his site to question him. Things turned around. Take a look… https://youtu.be/jAG0IJjrLJo
Since the “name of god” is Yahweh, and in the Christian viewpoint Jehoshua (i.e. God=Jesus=Jehoshua), I can’t really imagine that there will be many prosecutions over this one. And curious, why does he limit it only to women? Sexist oppression once again!
Pls sir how do u know that some women does that ?
2) who will report the woman and who will be the witness ?
What ignorance and sexism. What about the men? Hagee? And what women was he referring to? Apparently, he has heard this somewhere. From experience maybe? Hypocrite! I’m a devout follower of my God but religion and the hypocrites that perpetuate the judgement comprised cults are no holier than the individuals they condemn.
Hit the show facts and hide facts! It’s fake, and you are being hyped.
Does he know that women do this from personal experience?
Normally, we only hear this kind of idiocy from Presidential candidates.
This idiot should educate himself. Saying “oh my God” when you are shocked, surprised, angry, or even excited (!) is not taking God’s name in vain. Killing a person, bombing a building, murdering a group of people and claiming to be doing it in the name of the lord, THAT is taking God’s name in vain. When you commit a heinous act, and claim you are doing it for God or God told you to do it or you are righting a wrong in the name of God, that is the true meaning of taking the Lord’s name in vain. “Oh my God” has become an expression like “oh my gosh,” and although I try to avoid saying it myself, I do not believe that is the thing for which I would go to hell. This guy is a nutcase, and I’d love to know how he got elected to a judgeship.
Somebody hand this wacko a copy of the constitution which ironically also gives him the right to spout this stupidity.
And if the man says it?
I hate these satire pages – too many think that they are real. Bah!
What a sexist ASS. Why does he say nothing of men using gods name in the throes of passion? IDIOT!!!!!
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All i said was, “This bread is good enough for Jehovah!”
oh god, oh god, oh god, this guy is an idiot!
Seriously, look at him. He has no idea what women actually say in the throes of passion.
I notice that he doesn’t include the men who say it during the same act? Hypocrisy at it’s finest!
praise allah mr. How do you propose enforcing that one…Take my wife please! oooh
And how does he propose to do that? Is he going to be in everyones bedroom to hear this? What a moron!
would you also jail men and boys for the same crime of blasphemy, or just the women and girls?
What about jailing men who say “god” during sex? Or is that ok? And who’s going to report someone to the police if they do say it? Puhleez…
Why would they scream Ralph?
Does Pastor Hagee specify the protocol for reporting these women for prosecution?
Odd that he would be upset when a women does it…what about if a man does it? I do it all the time…when I do it.
Some one who respect God’s name.
give him his right said.
what I know so far our God as Christian is free God.
is one who the avoid things and good things to every one among us.
Intercourse between a married couple is the fulfillment and outward expression of the holy trinity. Intercourse in our society has been made to look dirty when it is not. When in the context of marriage it is the ultimate covenant with God. He should be more concerned with the way females dress at his church. Holy moly it’s like they came straight from the bar to church!! Maybe he doesn’t rebuke that because it fills the collection basket so he can keep living like a king in the dominion.
What crack are all these roaches coming out of? I don’t think I’ve ever said “God” OOPs erase that, during sex. Caused a couple of guys to say it. What happens to them Pastor? Do they get a pass because they have two brains. Are we still in America? Is this the evil nosex wizard? “Just lay down woman, open your legs and shut your mouth. You’ll like it, but not too much, ya hear?” Remember America, the land of separation of church and state, you idiot.
Women? Misogynist much?! What a creep.
RELIGION…
redemption for being naive, ignorant and just plain stupid
For gods sake! They can’t cry out “Oh my Big Bang Theory”
prithee, John Hagee, and how would you, could you possible go about it when it is happening? i would love to hear your answer?
Amazes me that so many people are so stupid as to think this SATIRE story is true…..
Hypocrite. John Hagee always says God’s name while screwing everyone he can.
Hagee doesn’t say it’s a problem if men say “God” during sex. I guess women or girls saying the name of God is bad, but if men who are having sex think about a male God….
Stop doing the Devil’s job-Accuser of the Brethren!!!!!
John Hagee is a false prophet who uses the Lords name in vain daily.
It is obvious that this man has never had the ability to sexually satisfiy a women. If a husband and wife are having sexual intercourse and either of them scream oh GOD how do you know they are not sending him praise and thanks for filling there hearts and souls with the love GOD had so desired of man and women. Your retarded.
Lmao
If I had a dollar for every MAN who cried out “God” during sex … well ….
One of the guys, stealin’ in the name of the lord.
Just wondering how many women and girls he personally has heard doing this
Not the men who say god during sex…just the women? Asshole!
EITHER YOU ALL ARE NOT CHRISTIANS OR DONT WORSHIP AS IT SHOULD BE. THOU SHALT NOT DRINK, THOU SHALT NOT FORNICATE , THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN … THAT IS IF YOU REALLY DO WORSHIP ONE GOD AND ARE CHRISTIANS ?
What fucking Planet are these People from ?
How is this different from drawing pictures of Mohammed?
The only thing he has ever heard being screamed is ARE YOU FUCKING IN YET??
Watch s lot of porn does he??
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, it’s OK for men to say it and please don’t forget goddamn or omg. Sanctimonious prig.
FUCK RELIGON!
Is this a joke?? Since a very long time ago when having sex women usually shout out loud “Oh my God!” and it sounds great!
This guy clearly doesn’t understand the good book. It’s not taking his name in vain… it’s giving thanks. Psalm 30:12
God damn it, your a shit head.
I believe GOD is the title, not the name… This is a joke off of the Onion, right?
Jesus fucking Christ, please protect me from your stupid, hateful, ignorant followers. Goddamn it.
He just wants to bring everyone else down to his level, where all we hear is, “Is that it?”.
Is it only bad if women say it? Is it ok for men, though? And how do you know to which god they are referring?
What about MEN who say that?
Maybe women should yell “oh thank you Satan.”
“oooooh yeah. oh…oh oh OH OH MY LACK OF SUPREME BEING!”
“God” isn’t his name, it’s his occupation.
Has no one yet informed Mr Hagee that the word “God” is a title, not a name? What a dork.
Hello, John Hagee? Yes, this is Reality calling. Just a courtesy call here to remind you that the United States of America is NOT a Theocracy, and you need to stop with the bullshit. Thank you.
while ive never had that problem myself, the pastor does make a good point. it does seem petite and insignificant. and a little creepy if he thinks to regulate our bedroom doings.
What about men who use god’s name during sex? This guy is just a controlling ass looking for ways to tell people what to do.
So that means I can’t yell OH GOD I’M CUMMING?
They should prosecute his parents for having him!
But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? “start”?? You have obviously been under a rock too long, the Shepards are running rampant with sin for years. Secondly, how do you know it’s ONLY women using the Lords name in vain, it could be the Shepards!! Let that one sink in for a bit.
Is there anyone in the world who agrees with this guy? (Yes, i know, there are a few. Not many, I hope.) Every presidential candidate should be asked if they agree. Hillary, Donald, Jeb? What do you think?
I don’t think we mean ‘THE’ ‘GOD’s’ name. Ya know?
You guys know this story is satire, right?
Oh man… guess he’d have thrown “The Virgin Mary” into prison then! Perhaps he’s more accustomed to hearing the name of one of his neighbors or the mailman on those rare moments he achieves any reaction whatsoever in his own amorous encounters!
The most heinous way to take the Lord’s name in vain is to call yourself a Christian to justify your condemnation of others.
I guess he knows this from all the porn he watches.
Well god damnit
Such a constructive use of time and resources and our country’s prison budget! (Sarcasm)
Why is always just the women that would go to jail? I’ve heard guys yelling it during sex too!!
The dude is worried about THAT as the worst abuse of using God’s name?! What about all those Islamic maniacs screaming God is Great a dozen times as they launch RPG’s and all kinds of vicious weapons?
Oh gawld
Folks this is a fabrication
Lying in bed on Sunday morning and yelling “Oh God, Oh God” is not a substitute for going to church that morning……more fun, but not a substitute.
He’s probably heard “oh god I’m leaving that’s some sorry dick.”
Way to go, Hagee! Don’t help the poor, the hungry, the sick- GO GET OFFENDED ON PETTY, PITHY SHIT.
lol Newslo is satire –
https://politicot.com/about-us/
Hagee’s wife at the absolute orgasmic peak of their sexual ardor…”Beige. We should paint the ceiling beige. He said white, but that won’t contrast with the curtains enough. Yeah, beige.”
Oh my fucking god.
Where two or more are gathered, proclaiming god’s name, it’s called church. Ergo, sex is a religious experience.
We should all respect God’s holy name. #LiftHimUp View my post http://ow.ly/P0QZ5
We should all honor God’s holy name. #LiftHimUp Read my blog post. http://ow.ly/P0QZ5
To help enforce that law, women must always have a pastor present while having intercourse.
Fat..s hagee is a glutton,a put on,a charlatan,a liar,a cheat,a woman hater,and a worthless,pompous,arrogant plump prick!He loves hearing himself speak.Justice would have him pass one day choking on a chicken bone during his daily gorgefests!
also- snopes confirms- false.
I wonder what he thinks of people who use baby jesus butt plugs and call the lords name in vain 😉
And what about all the men who yell the same thing during sex? It’s ok for them?
Oh my God, this is the most hilarious article I’ve read in a long time…!!
Ahh, and now my husband just came home. Time to go and moan the Lord’s name in vain… 😉
I was just wondering how did he plan on monitoring all of the people who do so…
What about when they say Oh God, maybe its followed with a thank you.because he allowed them this pleasure?
Do me a favour WTF is that grumpy old GIT on?
His comments are nonsensical. Is he going to endorse putting surveillance equipment in the bedrooms? He is just putting more fuel into the fire and hurting the Christian community in general at a time when there are so many mockers making fun of Christians.
This is nonsense from someone that has no clue what he’s talking about. First, why are only women spoken about, when men tend to use God’s name during intercourse just as much? Next, intercourse between people not married to each other is adultery. Wouldn’t the adultery at hand be the main topic, so much so that the words uttered during same not be discussed?
Therefore this concern must be in regard to marital intercourse. That being the case, I submit that:
a) Marriage is a joining of 3 spirits, not two. Those being husband, wife and God.
b) Marital intercourse is a gift from God, not something that God considers dirty or blasphemous.
c) The Bible tells us to “praise God in ALL things.
d) God is Omnipresent. God is everywhere.
e) God is omnipotent. God is all knowing.
If these statements are true, and they are, then God is present, knowing, and the provider of the gift which is marital intercourse, or lovemaking. Should we not acknowledge, and praise, God’s name during said intercourse?
It is my position that the “Good Book” does not read as John Hagee would have us believe. God is a loving God. God is love. I do not accept the exclusionary interpretation of The Word that is presented here, by Mr Hagee , and so often by other religious leaders that have a dim “fire and brimstone” view of our Lord. If the Bible is “the Good News”, why do so many espouse what can only be seen as bad news? May be, just maybe, they’re not preaching the good news, but a version that keeps there congregants rapt in enough sin-guilt that they keep filling their seats and collection plates.
This fool would have no right to chastise ISIS or any religious fanatics for their practices.Saying that a person should toss a pen because it had been used to write the name of his God is way beyond crazy.
Does he know that Ashley Madison seems to have a branch office in the vestabule of all those good christian churches. Do they get free membership when they tithe.
So who’s going to testify against them?
put up a video that support this story…. this story is a lie..
I agree. Priests shouldn’t use the Lord’s name when they are having sex with young boys. That would be wrong.
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG your so fuckin crazy!!
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG your so fuckin crazy!!
Oh Shit I think my wife might have heard me that this was God Damn good!
Oh Shit I think my wife might have heard me that this was God Damn good!
John Hagee is about as theologically adept as an ass. His ‘vain’ end of the world prophecy books misrepresent God but fill John’s pocket. Christianity will be better off without mega churches, without puritancial imbecils like John Hagee and his idolatrous brand of nationalism, militeraism and materialism. He simply does not know God.
This guy will never hear a woman yell God during sex.
There aren’t enough jail cells.
Technically, you’re only taking the lord’s name “in vain” if you’re faking it.
Technically, you’re only taking the lord’s name “in vain” if you’re faking it.
Jerry Kuhn, try learning how to spell ‘seperation’..it’s SEPARATION…
Jerry Kuhn, try learning how to spell ‘seperation’..it’s SEPARATION…
I think the intended definition of “in vain” is “in arrogance.” That means don’t talk as if you know what God wants.
I think the intended definition of “in vain” is “in arrogance.” That means don’t talk as if you know what God wants.
Notice how these creeps of the “religious” right often present women as the worst offtenders of any of their imagined monstrous sins (the sins they name rarely include harm done to the powerless, of course, or rape or fraud or injutice) because women are inherently evil or dirty……….these males-pretending-to-be men are misogynist to the core…….and they would gladly once again light the fires to burn everyone they hate. This is the venom of hypocrisy, projecting onto women and gays and non-white people their own ugliness.
The sad thing about this….although it is satire….some hits at the truth of it anyway. He may not have said these things within earshot of others…but you can guarantee that he has said similar in the privacy of his own home …
The sad thing about this….although it is satire….some hits at the truth of it anyway. He may not have said these things within earshot of others…but you can guarantee that he has said similar in the privacy of his own home …
This is a great idea! To enforce the law, the government would have to put video and audio equipment in every bedroom, and probably in every living room, den, and maybe over the kitchen table. It would then have to hire an army of righteous folks to monitor the videos, others to raid the homes of the blasphemous fornicators, and some to staff the “penal” institutions. This would instantly cure the country’s unemployment problem, which would have the bonus effect of making Bernie Sanders irrelevant. (Although there would undoubtedly be a sufficient number of volunteers who would do this work for free, most of them would probably be perverts and chronic masturbators).
This is a great idea! To enforce the law, the government would have to put video and audio equipment in every bedroom, and probably in every living room, den, and maybe over the kitchen table. It would then have to hire an army of righteous folks to monitor the videos, others to raid the homes of the blasphemous fornicators, and some to staff the “penal” institutions. This would instantly cure the country’s unemployment problem, which would have the bonus effect of making Bernie Sanders irrelevant. (Although there would undoubtedly be a sufficient number of volunteers who would do this work for free, most of them would probably be perverts and chronic masturbators).
And he is assuming that men never say that?
Jesus fucking Christ this is stupid! Oh my god!
Jesus fucking Christ this is stupid! Oh my god!
Always obssessed with sex. Always. Perverts…
Always obssessed with sex. Always. Perverts…
John shouldn’t even be going here. He is a good Preacher with I believe a good heart…even men of God can lose their way — and find their way back.
What about the men that call out God’s name during sex? Or are they glorifying the name of God when they say it during sex???
What about the men that call out God’s name during sex? Or are they glorifying the name of God when they say it during sex???
What pray tell, is your experience Pastor Hagee,, with women using the name of God during sexual intercourse?
What pray tell, is your experience Pastor Hagee,, with women using the name of God during sexual intercourse?
Jesus Christ, who let this maniac loose? Is he typical of Christian preachers in the USA?
Jesus Christ, who let this maniac loose? Is he typical of Christian preachers in the USA?
What about men who use the Lord’s name during intercourse? Is that okay? This guy should audition for a job as an enforcer in one of those strict Islamic countries. That way he could just stone the women to death.
I lived in Texas for many years. Women there were especially respectful of their diety. They tended to scream “YEEE HAWWWW!”
I lived in Texas for many years. Women there were especially respectful of their diety. They tended to scream “YEEE HAWWWW!”
Well then, how about,”Oh good gosh?” Woud that work?
Well then, how about,”Oh good gosh?” Woud that work?
Taking gods name in vain is using gods name to take advantage of people that fear god. All the preachers that tell people that God is going to punish them if they don’t do what the preacher said are taking gods name in vain. This man and all men that use god to get people to do what they want are the sinners and will answer for it.
“The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.” If it did, all churches would be ghost towns.
“The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.” If it did, all churches would be ghost towns.
It is creepy ass men( I should have said “worms” but that would insult worms) like this who make people turn away from the church.
It is creepy ass men( I should have said “worms” but that would insult worms) like this who make people turn away from the church.
Well,Im just glad to see someone tackling the real issues in the world such as this.
Well,Im just glad to see someone tackling the real issues in the world such as this.
I told you “Nom Nom Nom” would offend somebody
I told you “Nom Nom Nom” would offend somebody
Really? What is said in private is none of your frickin business. And, this statement puts you in the same level as a radical Islamist. Sickening.
Really? What is said in private is none of your frickin business. And, this statement puts you in the same level as a radical Islamist. Sickening.
Men who use God’s name during sex are not guilty as well?
Men who use God’s name during sex are not guilty as well?
Oh god
OH GoD!
OOOOooooh GOD!
Oooooooh YEAH!
Oh god
OH GoD!
OOOOooooh GOD!
Oooooooh YEAH!
God’s name isn’t God. Where did he get his theological education?
Obviously HE never heard anyone scream God’s name during intercourse! That may be the reason he is such a bitter old dried up raisin.
Obviously HE never heard anyone scream God’s name during intercourse! That may be the reason he is such a bitter old dried up raisin.
How about the Hornets-Utah Jazz game this afternoon? When, Coach Steve Clifford, a man whom most greatly admire, could be seen as clear as day by
anyone who could read lips, expound the expletive, “Je*** Fu****** Chr***!
as plain as the nose on your face. He wasn’t screwing anyone. Just trying to coach his team to a win. Guess he’ll burn in Hell, or spend 20 years in the slammer, according to this nut-job pastor in Austin, Texas. Jeez Louise. Ooops, that’ll get me 90 days for sure. Get real people.
How about the Hornets-Utah Jazz game this afternoon? When, Coach Steve Clifford, a man whom most greatly admire, could be seen as clear as day by
anyone who could read lips, expound the expletive, “Je*** Fu****** Chr***!
as plain as the nose on your face. He wasn’t screwing anyone. Just trying to coach his team to a win. Guess he’ll burn in Hell, or spend 20 years in the slammer, according to this nut-job pastor in Austin, Texas. Jeez Louise. Ooops, that’ll get me 90 days for sure. Get real people.
If your woman is using God’s name in a useless and disrespectful manner during sex, you’re sexing wrong. She should be using it in awe and praise.
If your woman is using God’s name in a useless and disrespectful manner during sex, you’re sexing wrong. She should be using it in awe and praise.
What an idiot
What an idiot
How does John Hagee know what is going on in other peoples bedrooms? What a silly pervert. I call for separation of church and bedroom. Besides, most women I knew shouted, yes, yes, YES, YYYEEESSSS !!!!!!!!!! God had nothing to do with it.
Is he against Muslim women shouting “OH ALLAH” ????? I can’t imagine he would complain about that.
Is he against Muslim women shouting “OH ALLAH” ????? I can’t imagine he would complain about that.
What is the proper analogy: John Hagee is to politics as A) simple simon was to reason B) fatty foods to zits C) Exlax to sphincter D) Turd to swimming pool E) Snot to guacamole or F) all of the above … F is the right answer.
What is the proper analogy: John Hagee is to politics as A) simple simon was to reason B) fatty foods to zits C) Exlax to sphincter D) Turd to swimming pool E) Snot to guacamole or F) all of the above … F is the right answer.
We ask God to forgive us as we forgive others in the Lord’s prayer. Mr Hagee, sir, I ask that you rediscover the power of forgiveness which Jesus preached and practised.
We ask God to forgive us as we forgive others in the Lord’s prayer. Mr Hagee, sir, I ask that you rediscover the power of forgiveness which Jesus preached and practised.
He’s on to something. Maybe, instead of jail which costs taxpayers a ton of money, we should simply stone them to death or have them beheaded. That’s the “New Christianism” ol’ Jerry must be following.
He’s on to something. Maybe, instead of jail which costs taxpayers a ton of money, we should simply stone them to death or have them beheaded. That’s the “New Christianism” ol’ Jerry must be following.
Jesus Christ this guy’s an idiot.
Hmm – I always thought ‘taking God’s name in vain’ was actually about using ‘God’ or religion to legitamise your own sanctimonious, condescending, supremist and egotistical agenda – exactly like extreme evangelists or ISIS..
Hmm – I always thought ‘taking God’s name in vain’ was actually about using ‘God’ or religion to legitamise your own sanctimonious, condescending, supremist and egotistical agenda – exactly like extreme evangelists or ISIS..
If this guy is married, his wife obviously doesn’t thnk much of his lovemaking skills. I am sure she isn’t permitted to say, “Oh, you devil, you…” either. LOL!
If this guy is married, his wife obviously doesn’t thnk much of his lovemaking skills. I am sure she isn’t permitted to say, “Oh, you devil, you…” either. LOL!
Islam says do not forget remembering God even before intercourse with your wife so that God grants you a holy child. We recite this prayer: Allahumma jannibna shaytan wa jannibi shaytana ma razaqtana ( O Allah keep us away from Satan and keep Satan away from what you grant us)
I find it interesting that he singles out women. Messed up thinking right there.
I don’t think he hears it in person. But then, what about the men who do it? This is a sick, obsessed asshole.
I don’t think he hears it in person. But then, what about the men who do it? This is a sick, obsessed asshole.
Jesus fucking christ…
Jesus fucking christ…
This guy is a fruitcake, why give him any publicity for his nonesense. Yet another guy living very well, of the contributions of the foolish and gullible humans . Disgusting.
This guy is a fruitcake, why give him any publicity for his nonesense. Yet another guy living very well, of the contributions of the foolish and gullible humans . Disgusting.
How would Hagee know that? What has he been watching… “researching?” Hmmm?
How would Hagee know that? What has he been watching… “researching?” Hmmm?
i suspect he is just annoyed because no woman he bedded ever said it.
i suspect he is just annoyed because no woman he bedded ever said it.
like he knows what women yell. Now this is a psycho you don’t want to sell a gun to
like he knows what women yell. Now this is a psycho you don’t want to sell a gun to
Oh my god. This is so stupid. And Americans are always wondering why Europeans think us politics are a joke. Lofuckingl
Oh my god. This is so stupid. And Americans are always wondering why Europeans think us politics are a joke. Lofuckingl
Why are ass clowns like this allowed to even breathe? The ignorance here goes beyond reason.
John Hagee “Are we there yet?”
mistress “Give it to me harder!”
John Hagee “I am!”
mistress “Oh GOD! is that all you got?”
John Hagee “Are we there yet?”
mistress “Give it to me harder!”
John Hagee “I am!”
mistress “Oh GOD! is that all you got?”
This is what happens when you take scripture literally… The actual meaning was much more profound, and on two levels. The Tetragrammaton, YHWH or JHVH, incorrectly pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah was unpronounceable unless one cognized the vowels correctly. Once a year the head Rabbi would go into the holy of holies in the temple, meditate and cognize the proper pronunciation and speak the Name. Thus it was not that one was forbidden to pronounce the name, merely incapable of it unless properly prepared. . Also through the esoteric knowledge of Kabalah, the Tetragmaton yielded 108 quadiltieral ‘names of god’ and were to be used 100 times a day in prayer. This would bring the practitioner great power, but was to be used strictly for spiritual evolution. Any other purpose ( influence, wealth etc) was considered taking the names in vain. Hense the commandment…Thou shalt not take the name(s) of the Lord in vain
This is what happens when you take scripture literally… The actual meaning was much more profound, and on two levels. The Tetragrammaton, YHWH or JHVH, incorrectly pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah was unpronounceable unless one cognized the vowels correctly. Once a year the head Rabbi would go into the holy of holies in the temple, meditate and cognize the proper pronunciation and speak the Name. Thus it was not that one was forbidden to pronounce the name, merely incapable of it unless properly prepared. . Also through the esoteric knowledge of Kabalah, the Tetragmaton yielded 108 quadiltieral ‘names of god’ and were to be used 100 times a day in prayer. This would bring the practitioner great power, but was to be used strictly for spiritual evolution. Any other purpose ( influence, wealth etc) was considered taking the names in vain. Hense the commandment…Thou shalt not take the name(s) of the Lord in vain
But apparently he has no problem if MEN do the same…..
But apparently he has no problem if MEN do the same…..
your GOD sucks balls
All of the gods, or just some of them?
It’s Texas people! So let it be written, so let it be done. It will be Texas law!
It’s Texas people! So let it be written, so let it be done. It will be Texas law!
Which of G-d’s hundreds of names should not be used during sex? Just the one he knows or the others? Thanks be to G-d (and his Blessed MOther) he didn’t say someone who screams out “Papi” during sex should be prosecuted.
Which of G-d’s hundreds of names should not be used during sex? Just the one he knows or the others? Thanks be to G-d (and his Blessed MOther) he didn’t say someone who screams out “Papi” during sex should be prosecuted.
God he’s an idiot.
Like Franklin Graham and Pat Robertson, John Hagee is just stirring up some controversy because he’s not able to say anything substantial and he doesn’t find the Word of God compelling either as a person or a book. sigh
Like Franklin Graham and Pat Robertson, John Hagee is just stirring up some controversy because he’s not able to say anything substantial and he doesn’t find the Word of God compelling either as a person or a book. sigh
Lol this has got to be a joke right? …if not we’ll his argument is ridiculous to insane ocd the guy needs a psych evaluation proportions …even based on the bible teachings it’s ridiculous and he’s straight up making this shit up …period….wow I can’t even imagine how twisted and wrong HIS sex life must be ….and the skeletons must be a mile high and deep in his closet….wow….he who dents his dark will eventually be destroyed by it by denying it you feed it and then you end up with….yup loony toons dude here….guilt ridden zealot OCD to dangerous levels….many serial killers of street women fit this profile to a tee….creepy…and if it weren’t for his momma doing the dirty this little man wouldn’t even be here….pretty sure it said go forth and multiply and if a woman yells oh god during sex then that’s, I would say, pretty much praising him not taking his name in vain….lol
Lol this has got to be a joke right? …if not we’ll his argument is ridiculous to insane ocd the guy needs a psych evaluation proportions …even based on the bible teachings it’s ridiculous and he’s straight up making this shit up …period….wow I can’t even imagine how twisted and wrong HIS sex life must be ….and the skeletons must be a mile high and deep in his closet….wow….he who dents his dark will eventually be destroyed by it by denying it you feed it and then you end up with….yup loony toons dude here….guilt ridden zealot OCD to dangerous levels….many serial killers of street women fit this profile to a tee….creepy…and if it weren’t for his momma doing the dirty this little man wouldn’t even be here….pretty sure it said go forth and multiply and if a woman yells oh god during sex then that’s, I would say, pretty much praising him not taking his name in vain….lol
My wife called out God help me , when giving birth. will she be arrested next time.
Christianity: The American ISIS.
Christianity: The American ISIS.
So what about men who use god’s name during sex? I guess they get a pass eh?
Interesting, John Hagee probably has never heard that during sex, because we know, the way he attacks women? He probably hasn’t satisfied any woman with his tiny pee pee.
Then again, I am willing to bet that Hagee could go into a woman’s prison with a fist full of pardons and still not get any.
So what about men who use god’s name during sex? I guess they get a pass eh?
Interesting, John Hagee probably has never heard that during sex, because we know, the way he attacks women? He probably hasn’t satisfied any woman with his tiny pee pee.
Then again, I am willing to bet that Hagee could go into a woman’s prison with a fist full of pardons and still not get any.
This is beyond ridiculous…and what about men who say it???
This is beyond ridiculous…and what about men who say it???
I think the good pastor needs to stay off the porn sites. Or Mrs. Hagee needs to clean up her language.
I think the good pastor needs to stay off the porn sites. Or Mrs. Hagee needs to clean up her language.
men can say God’s name in vain during sex – but not women – gimme a break
men can say God’s name in vain during sex – but not women – gimme a break – where I come from, if you can remember God while having sex, the outcome can only be good . . .
men can say God’s name in vain during sex – but not women – gimme a break – where I come from, if you can remember God while having sex, the outcome can only be good . . .
If you’re in a state of ecstasy from getting your brains banged out and you yell out “Ooooh God!” how the hell is that “for no reason”? In what modality of life could you make a clearer connection between cause and effect?
And how is acknowledging God for the joy of sex less “useful” than thanking God at the dinner table for the food you’re about to eat? What the hell do either of those things actually accomplish?
It’s just too easy to pick these sexually repressed, delusional bible thumpers apart. I suppose they are best ignored…. which is thankfully what most sane people usually do.
If you’re in a state of ecstasy from getting your brains banged out and you yell out “Ooooh God!” how the hell is that “for no reason”? In what modality of life could you make a clearer connection between cause and effect?
And how is acknowledging God for the joy of sex less “useful” than thanking God at the dinner table for the food you’re about to eat? What the hell do either of those things actually accomplish?
It’s just too easy to pick these sexually repressed, delusional bible thumpers apart. I suppose they are best ignored…. which is thankfully what most sane people usually do.
John Hagee is the Anti-Christ u r looking at it
John Hagee is the Anti-Christ u r looking at it
Who is this little Shit?
Who is this little Shit?
it’s fun though
Satire people. Don’t fall for it.
Satire people. Don’t fall for it.
The other thing – how else does the Maker mak man these days? And it is his wrath he is talking about.
The other thing – how else does the Maker mak man these days? And it is his wrath he is talking about.
God created man and woman to be able to love one another and the ultimate pleasure that they can have is the culmination of their love – the climax in love-making. There is nothing filthy in that. If John thinks it’s “filthy” to enjoy something that is God-given, he really needs some “healing”, probably emotionally. Calling out “God” is simply the fact that there is nothing more wonderful than the fulfilment of a satisfying love-making with a wonderful climax so I can’t think of a more appropriate gesture of thanks to God for that experience. It is definitely not using God’s name in vain.
God created man and woman to be able to love one another and the ultimate pleasure that they can have is the culmination of their love – the climax in love-making. There is nothing filthy in that. If John thinks it’s “filthy” to enjoy something that is God-given, he really needs some “healing”, probably emotionally. Calling out “God” is simply the fact that there is nothing more wonderful than the fulfilment of a satisfying love-making with a wonderful climax so I can’t think of a more appropriate gesture of thanks to God for that experience. It is definitely not using God’s name in vain.
You know – a poll is needed. How many women do use God’s name during sex? See – https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/J7KBCJN Take the survey and see how everyone in America and around the world feels!
You know – a poll is needed. How many women do use God’s name during sex? See – https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/J7KBCJN Take the survey and see how everyone in America and around the world feels!
Nice bit of spoof by Newslo. (There’s a SHOW FACTS button that let’s you see what is truthful in this article)
Nice bit of spoof by Newslo. (There’s a SHOW FACTS button that let’s you see what is truthful in this article)
John Hagee is not a Hozier fan, Nobody is taking him to church.
John Hagee is not a Hozier fan, Nobody is taking him to church.
How would he know that women do this? 🙂
How would he know that women do this? 🙂
Orgasm may be the closest that humans get to heavenly bliss in this lifetime, so the invocation of the deity is quite appropriate.
Orgasm may be the closest that humans get to heavenly bliss in this lifetime, so the invocation of the deity is quite appropriate.
I think the pastor is jealous because, apparently no woman ever said “Oh God when having sex with him.
God isn’t God’s name moron.
God isn’t God’s name moron.
Sex is an act of worship. Read the Song of Solomon. I tend to shout God’s name when I worship. It’s too bad the Pharaisees of this world can only see things as worldly and never as spiritual. Isnt it ironic, dontcha think?
Sex is an act of worship. Read the Song of Solomon. I tend to shout God’s name when I worship. It’s too bad the Pharaisees of this world can only see things as worldly and never as spiritual. Isnt it ironic, dontcha think?
To prosecute anyone for this would be against the constitution! Freedom of religion!!
Ok, first of all “God” isn’t the Christian god’s name. He has a bunch including “Yahweh” and “Elohim” but it’s not simply “god”.
Secondly, it’s pretty egocentric to assume that when someone says “god” they would be referring to your specific god. They could be referring to Zeus or Apollo or any of the other millions of gods humans have made up over the years.
Thirdly, are you seriously saying that I only woman say “god” in bed you absolute asshole?! >.>
Ok, first of all “God” isn’t the Christian god’s name. He has a bunch including “Yahweh” and “Elohim” but it’s not simply “god”.
Secondly, it’s pretty egocentric to assume that when someone says “god” they would be referring to your specific god. They could be referring to Zeus or Apollo or any of the other millions of gods humans have made up over the years.
Thirdly, are you seriously saying that I only woman say “god” in bed you absolute asshole?! >.>
How exactly would the authorities KNOW who says what in the privacy of their ‘bedroom??? ~~ And I wonder how this fellows HEBREW “god” would feel about him and his ilk using the generic designation “god” due to christianities inherent antisemitism? ( The primary biblical god has 12 ‘real’ names in the bible… Like everyone by now KNOWS “jesus” wasnt “gods” sons name either… )
How exactly would the authorities KNOW who says what in the privacy of their ‘bedroom??? ~~ And I wonder how this fellows HEBREW “god” would feel about him and his ilk using the generic designation “god” due to christianities inherent antisemitism? ( The primary biblical god has 12 ‘real’ names in the bible… Like everyone by now KNOWS “jesus” wasnt “gods” sons name either… )
I favour a separation of Church & State; obviously Dr. Hagee favours a separation of Curch & Braincells!
I favour a separation of Church & State; obviously Dr. Hagee favours a separation of Curch & Braincells!
Oh for Christ sake …
Oh for Christ sake …
God, you are a twat.
God, you are a twat.
False
“OMG” wtf is this country be “coming”? Besides, what happens to men that say the same thing? I guess they can just come & go!
“OMG” wtf is this country be “coming”? Besides, what happens to men that say the same thing? I guess they can just come & go!
I just want to say that I’m currently hatching schemes for what to do about this piece of shit.
In fact, my initial thought was to do something crap-related but … (butt) probably not.
I’m sick & tired of all these people doing crap like this & im going to — without breaking any laws, other than the laws of decency, — get something done.
I just want to say that I’m currently hatching schemes for what to do about this piece of shit.
In fact, my initial thought was to do something crap-related but … (butt) probably not.
I’m sick & tired of all these people doing crap like this & im going to — without breaking any laws, other than the laws of decency, — get something done.
It Says for no reason and useless, reason she is thanking him she’s a woman, use; to tell us we are doing it right. So nice try can’t prosecute, I think you should quit taking matters into you own hands. Try to see if he can make his women scream Oh God thank you.
It Says for no reason and useless, reason she is thanking him she’s a woman, use; to tell us we are doing it right. So nice try can’t prosecute, I think you should quit taking matters into you own hands. Try to see if he can make his women scream Oh God thank you.
Just satire, but it’s sad to think you can hardly tell the difference anymore…
Just satire, but it’s sad to think you can hardly tell the difference anymore…
interesting……..no doubt he’d love to be there to listen……..
How would he even know, not having personally experienced such an exclamation from a woman during sex with (UGH!) him?
Using God’s name and then denouncing a group of people is a far worse use of the Lord’s name in vain.
Using God’s name and then denouncing a group of people is a far worse use of the Lord’s name in vain.
Sounds like he’d be right at home in Isis
Sounds like he’d be right at home in Isis
What a load of crap. Does the good Dr. want to the NSA intercept every verbal exchange in the bedrooms across the nation? Paraphrasing George Carlin “all women who say the lord’s name during sex will burn in hell, they will feel pain like they never felt pain and there will be more pain as fires of hell consume you……..but wait God loves us.” Perhaps the good reverend should be concerned with more substantial matters than hypocritical sanctimonious stance on what is said in the bedroom. What about the partners (males only in Dr. Hagee’s world), are they to report such matters, or do they go to hell as well. Pure unmitigated drivel from Christian right, which is neither Christian or right.
So, her lover would have to turn her in ? Well !! No more sex for him !
Hagee is the same guy that said that God sent Hitler to kill the Jews. he’s a total nut, but this one takes the cake.
Hagee is the same guy that said that God sent Hitler to kill the Jews. he’s a total nut, but this one takes the cake.
Is this fuck fucking serious!?!?
Is this fuck fucking serious!?!?
Oh ffs!
What about the men whom say it huh?
I think “Jesus” and “Oh my god” might just be phrases that are called out by millions-trillions around the world in the love making act and I really don’t see what’s an issue..
Even I’m sure atheists say it- so, could it not be seen as thanking God and therefore as a positive thing.
Can’t have women feeling pleasure now can we…
Oh ffs!
What about the men whom say it huh?
I think “Jesus” and “Oh my god” might just be phrases that are called out by millions-trillions around the world in the love making act and I really don’t see what’s an issue..
Even I’m sure atheists say it- so, could it not be seen as thanking God and therefore as a positive thing.
Can’t have women feeling pleasure now can we…
This man makes a compelling case for severe elder abuse being justified.
This man makes a compelling case for severe elder abuse being justified.
Huh Bible doesnt even tell you the Gods name ….lol
Huh Bible doesnt even tell you the Gods name ….lol
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Hagee is a dull-witted fanatic, of course.
But as usual, most people are far out in left field when it comes to understanding the teachings of the Bible.
Using the Lord’s name “in vain” does not refer to a momentary loss of temper, such as when a person says “God this-that-or-the-other.” God isn’t so thin-skinned as to be offended by something trivial like that.
An example of using His name in vaid would be invading a country and claiming “God is on our side in this holy war!”
God takes GREAT offense at having His name attached to anything hateful or destructive.
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Hagee is a dull-witted fanatic, of course.
But as usual, most people are far out in left field when it comes to understanding the teachings of the Bible.
Using the Lord’s name “in vain” does not refer to a momentary loss of temper, such as when a person says “God this-that-or-the-other.” God isn’t so thin-skinned as to be offended by something trivial like that.
An example of using His name in vaid would be invading a country and claiming “God is on our side in this holy war!”
God takes GREAT offense at having His name attached to anything hateful or destructive.
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What if you were changing position, and she stubbed her toe on the bedside table?
What if you were changing position, and she stubbed her toe on the bedside table? It happens.
Would he prosecute men?
And how exactly would this be enforced?
And how exactly would this be enforced?
What a complete prat! He would be laughed at in the UK where a sizeable proportion of the population are atheists or disinterested in religion, so the church has no power over laws!
What a complete prat! He would be laughed at in the UK where a sizeable proportion of the population are atheists or disinterested in religion, so the church has no power over laws!
I’m a man, but that’s not my name… He may worship a God, however God isn’t a name… he has a name, quite a few in fact, however most people don’t know any of thier Gods names. If your want to know one of those names, grab your King James Version and go to Psalm 83:18. You’ll need a KJV becuase most of the other versions relace the name with the title of Lord.
I’m a man, but that’s not my name… He may worship a God, however God isn’t a name… he has a name, quite a few in fact, however most people don’t know any of thier Gods names. If your want to know one of those names, grab your King James Version and go to Psalm 83:18. You’ll need a KJV becuase most of the other versions relace the name with the title of Lord.
Why did he use women as a example? Is it because when he was cheating on his wife the girl he was with when they were having intercourse she was shock how little he was that she said “oh god it’s small”.
Why did he use women as a example? Is it because when he was cheating on his wife the girl he was with when they were having intercourse she was shock how little he was that she said “oh god it’s small”.
http://www.snopes.com/lords-name-in-bed/ This is satire. I wouldn’t put it past Hagee, but in this case, he didn’t say it.
http://www.snopes.com/lords-name-in-bed/ This is satire. I wouldn’t put it past Hagee, but in this case, he didn’t say it.
What name exactly are you complaining about Hagee????? Wow is anyone bashing him for bashing women????
What name exactly are you complaining about Hagee????? Wow is anyone bashing him for bashing women????
And to do that Texas will put microphones in every bedroom.
And to do that Texas will put microphones in every bedroom.
Ummm, the word God as capitalized is not a name. It is a title. The ‘name’ of ‘God’ is YHVH in hebrew (unpronouncable)…..iovah in latin or jehovah in english.So stuff it you fat, self righteous bastard.
Ummm, the word God as capitalized is not a name. It is a title. The ‘name’ of ‘God’ is YHVH in hebrew (unpronouncable)…..iovah in latin or jehovah in english.So stuff it you fat, self righteous bastard.
Women can call out my name anytime they feel like it during intercourse. I don’t mind. Hagee is just jealous that no women are calling out his name.
Women can call out my name anytime they feel like it during intercourse. I don’t mind. Hagee is just jealous that no women are calling out his name.
Who could possibly take this old geezer seriously?
Who could possibly take this old geezer seriously?
wow!!they do exist!!lol
wow!!they do exist!!lol
Aand how does he propose to catch them?
Blasphemy — Laws created to keep your imaginary god from having his feelings hurt…
Jesus Christ…..fuck off… 🙂 Sue me.
Jesus Christ…..fuck off… 🙂 Sue me.
Another old man out to dictate what woman can or can’t do… so will there be appointees for the “position” of sex profanity monitor? Will that be a statewide or citywide? A national office? Neighborhood watch? Another position like Senator that we can’t get rid of? Will we vote for the candidate of this office? Can’t wait to hear the nomination speeches for the position!
Another old man out to dictate what woman can or can’t do… so will there be appointees for the “position” of sex profanity monitor? Will that be a statewide or citywide? A national office? Neighborhood watch? Another position like Senator that we can’t get rid of? Will we vote for the candidate of this office? Can’t wait to hear the nomination speeches for the position!
How about the men who say it?
How about the men who say it?
when i masterbate i go GOD RELEASE ME
stop me from that sucker
It’s okay. That man’s never been anywhere near an orgasmic woman.
It’s okay. That man’s never been anywhere near an orgasmic woman.
That’s not in vain!
Surely that’s joyous celebration! 🙂
That’s not in vain!
Surely that’s joyous celebration! 🙂
What are we supposed to say instead? “John Hagee!! John Hagee!!”?
What are we supposed to say instead? “John Hagee!! John Hagee!!”?
And for the men who do this???
I think men use the Lord’s name too at just that Moment……
I think men use the Lord’s name too at just that Moment……
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE!
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE! THIS IS A SATIRE SITE!
Can you all not understand that Newslo includes bullshit, innuendo and internet rumors in with the factual part of the story. Can you not read the top of each story that allows you to click a button to highlight the facts in the story?
Can you all not understand that Newslo includes bullshit, innuendo and internet rumors in with the factual part of the story. Can you not read the top of each story that allows you to click a button to highlight the facts in the story?
Procreation is the most beautiful of actions that produces children. Saying the imaginary name of an imaginary person should be celebrated.
Uh, what about the men?
Uh, what about the men?
oh my god!! He can kiss my gay ass
oh my god!! He can kiss my gay ass
It is hard to stay kind toward this nonsense. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.”<<
He wants us to follow the footsetps of the vatican, while they abuse innocent boys to connect through the sacred semen of their god. FIRE him or on the stake even better.
Thing about satire these days – it is so believable what with all these batshit crazies running around all over the place.
It’s a satirical website. Check out some of the titles on their home page.
It’s a satirical website. Check out some of the titles on their home page.
And I bet he calls Christ, “Jesus”.
And I bet he calls Christ, “Jesus”.
ummm … SORRY IDIOT!!
The “filthiest and most derogatory uses” are when Fund-a-Mental evangelical ChristoFascists LIKE YOU and your ilk, use the name of JESUS to spread your hate, your sexism, your bigotry, and when you try to force supposed values on the rest of America… ALL in the name of Jesus, even though most of what you do goes directly AGAINST what Jesus taught and did!!!
THAT is the most filthy and derogatory way to use The Lord’s name!!!
ummm … SORRY IDIOT!!
The “filthiest and most derogatory uses” are when Fund-a-Mental evangelical ChristoFascists LIKE YOU and your ilk, use the name of JESUS to spread your hate, your sexism, your bigotry, and when you try to force supposed values on the rest of America… ALL in the name of Jesus, even though most of what you do goes directly AGAINST what Jesus taught and did!!!
THAT is the most filthy and derogatory way to use The Lord’s name!!!
:snicker:
:snicker:
not a name, its a title… like dumbass
not a name, its a title… like dumbass
Sadly it was believable.
Sadly it was believable.
I’d be interested in hearing who it is who turns them in.
I’d be interested in hearing who it is who turns them in.
But it is okay for men to use “gods” name during sex? What an ass.
What was God’s name again- Stephanie wasn’t it?
What was God’s name again- Stephanie wasn’t it?
You know his name ain’t actually, God, right, John? I mean, you are a preacher. I assume you’ve done some reading about Yahweh, Jehovah, Yeshua…
You know his name ain’t actually, God, right, John? I mean, you are a preacher. I assume you’ve done some reading about Yahweh, Jehovah, Yeshua…
This is a satire site, but who care’s these are the things Republicans have been saying for years. Conservatives have told rape victims that their body has a way of shutting these things down. Sure they do. Look for Missouri Senate Race about 6 to 10 years ago.
This is a satire site, but who care’s these are the things Republicans have been saying for years. Conservatives have told rape victims that their body has a way of shutting these things down. Sure they do. Look for Missouri Senate Race about 6 to 10 years ago.
Newslo is a fake site. Don’t waste your time or encourage them.
http://www.snopes.com/lords-name-in-bed/
http://www.snopes.com/lords-name-in-bed/
This is mental illness, – an empty man if he beleives this sincerely (which I am sure he does)
This is mental illness, – an empty man if he beleives this sincerely (which I am sure he does)
God…… this guy’s a fucking idiot
God…… this guy’s a fucking idiot
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I thought she was screaming out to the gardener
I thought she was screaming out to the gardener
WHat you aren’t going to prosecute me for being that damn good in the sack? I’m actually offended.
Hey Hag-ee, I kissed my girlfriend in a bathroom at a Catholic church, during a funeral service!
Hey Hag-ee, I kissed my girlfriend in a bathroom at a Catholic church, during a funeral service!
Show facts? All I see is fairy tales and a (supposedly) grown man who puts stock in them
Show facts? All I see is fairy tales and a (supposedly) grown man who puts stock in them
I doubt this guy has ever heard a woman saying “Oh, God” in his bedroom.
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