Hillary Slams Trump: “Phallic-Shaped Buildings Mean He’s Over-Compensating…For Something”

“In a retweet on Thursday, a staffer to real estate magnate Donald Trump managed to capture the coarsest background conversations Americans are having about former secretary of state Hillary Clinton’s personal baggage. He may now be looking for a new job.

“A Texas-cowgirl college student tweeted, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?” When someone retweeted the quip two hours later and included Trump’s Twitter handle in the message, one of the billionaire’s staffers retweeted it for him – to his audience of 2.8 million people.

“Time elapsed: less than three hours. His office confirmed on Friday that it was a Trump employee, not a fat-fingered CEO, who was responsible. A spokesperson told Daily Mail Online: “Mr. Trump was not responsible for this tweet. It was retweeted by one of ten staff members that periodically help execute Mr. Trump’s various social media platforms. As soon as Mr. Trump saw the tweet he deleted it,” the spokesperson added.

“Hillary Clinton’s once-strained relationship with her philandering husband isn’t likely to be the stuff of TV ads in the 2016 presidential race, but the tweet suggests an undercurrent of crude jokes are being made at her expense. Bill Clinton, the 42nd US President, had an affair with a White House intern named Monica Lewinski. He also famously caroused with other women who were not his wife, going back to his days as the governor of Arkansas.

“A recent book about the staff who run the White House residence recounted a butler’s story about hearing Hillary throw an object at him during the height of the Lewinski saga. Taylor Burmeister, who wrote the tweet about Hillary failing to satisfy Bill, deleted it just before noon on Friday, along with a second message.

“She had tweeted in a follow-up: “Sry to those offended by me merely making a political joke. Get some rest, there are more important things in the world to be worried about.” She assured Daily Mail Online that no one from the Trump camp had asked her to delete the tweets.

However, it would seem that Mrs. Clinton had already taken offense by the time Mr. Trump deleted the tweet in question. She exclusively revealed to Newslo that “there is an obvious reason why Trump is a billionaire today.”

“Have you ever noticed how every single building Trump constructs has a recognizable shape? Think about it – what does it remind you of? That’s right, a phallus. Now, what do you think of a man who builds skyscrapers all around the world and shapes them all the same way? He is clearly over-compensating for something, and we all know what that is,” Clinton said.

She added: “It’s the same with all men – some buy sports cars, some buy Hummers and Trump builds d**k-like buildings. He may think that I can’t satisfy my husband; I know for a fact that he is definitely not well-endowed. And the best part? He confesses it publicly with each new skyscraper he designs.”