“Washington, D.C. – President Barrack Obama has finally made the decision that many have feared, and so many others have wished for for months; executive actions are to be taken by the US President to change the US immigration law.
“Millions of Americans were wondering whether their president would make good on his promise to personally take the lives of immigrants into his own hands. By choosing to follow through on his vow to sidestep Congress, he has managed to do just that.
“Capitol Hill Republicans have repeatedly asked the president to wait until next year, when the GOP controls the Senate and House, to attempt to reform the American immigration system, which they feel has been broken for some time. The president has decided to go forward with his plan despite this opposition.
“In excess of 5 million illegal immigrants are expected to benefit from the gutsy, compassionate act of the US President, but there’s more to it than meets the eye.
Namely, a source in the White House has told Newslo that the main reason why Obama is sharpening his fangs on the immigration law in particular (in addition to all the other things that are wrong with the American society at the moment) is because he is “trying to cover his own ass, quite literally.”
“Doesn’t it sound strange that, in the midst of fighting ISIS and dealing with all the foreign policy scandals that have been happening lately, the President is focused on something as minor as the immigration law? The man himself is not an American, as much as he’d like people to think he is. He’s trying to jump the gun and cover his own ass! How ridiculous would it be if we had to deport our own president because he’s in the country illegally?!”, the unnamed source said.
He added: “with the GOP now controlling the Senate and House, he knows the clock is ticking and that it’s only a matter of time before people see him for who he really is – an illegal immigrant occupying the seat of one of the most powerful people on the planet.”
