Obama Celebrates Victory Over Romney, Changes Name of Traditionally Red State to Allah-Bama

MOBILE, Ala. — In a surprising victory speech, President Barack Obama decided to kick Republicans where it hurts.  In a nod to his Islamist supporters in Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood, Barack Obama declared his intention to change the name of red state “Alabama” – a state he did not win – to “Allah-‘Bama,” thus combining the names of the Muslim diety and his Kenyan surname.  When asked by reporters if the name change is a signal of his support for the opening of local shari’ah courts, President Obama coolly replied, “Nope… I just wanted to get them riled up for not voting for me.”