JDate and Christian Mingle to Hold Ecumenical Orgy

NEW YORK — With the holiday season just around the corner, JDate and Christian Mingle have announced their sponsorship of an interfaith sexual orgy. While both sites hold fast to their mission statements of pairing Jews with Jews and Christians with Christians, they hope that a one time inter-religious sexual bonanza will help promote religious tolerance.

A JDate press release had this to say about the upcoming event: “We still believe in creating future Jewish homes. We just think anti-Semitism can be combated if we allow a gaggle of gentile girls to feel the glory of a bunch of Jewish meat.”

In order to help fuel the sexual free-for-all, organizers will reportedly provide wine blessed by both a rabbi and a priest.

While the date and location of the orgy have not yet been released, the message boards on Christian Mingle are already buzzing with anticipation.

“I am really looking forward to it,” said user Living4Him. “While I plan on settling down with someone who accepts Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, I can’t wait to do the Horah with a curly-haired girl. That’s a sex thing, right?”

While the full guest list has yet to be disclosed, it has been reported that only “8’s and above from both faiths will be invited.” The attractiveness requirement was met with swift condemnation from the Interfaith Council of Ugly Clergy. The Council believes that ugly people need love too, and that all of God’s children could benefit from some interfaith oral.