Judge Jeanine Pirro went off on mayors of cities claiming sanctuary for undocumented immigrants the Donald Trump administration wants to deport. “This man, [Bill] de Blasio, the mayor of New York City, does not deserve to be the mayor,” Pirro told Bill O’Reilly Thursday evening. De Blasio announced that crimes such as driving while under the influence might not result in an arrest if it doesn’t harm anyone. “That’s not only protecting illegals, who are criminals, it is putting Americans in danger of an illegal,” she continued. “If you’re an American, we’re going to endanger your life by keeping this illegal here.”
She continued, “As a matter of fact, if I were a drunk driver or knew someone who had a similar aspiration, I’d send them off to New York City as soon as possible, because there are hordes of illegals walking the streets there every single day. And you know, there’s an important question that arises right now, and that’s – how does one determine whether a drunk driver killed a pedestrian on purpose or, perhaps, the pedestrian was also drunk and fell onto the street because of it? Because, you see, de Blasio has just complicated things immensely.”
“If driving while under the influence stops being punishable by law and stops resulting in arrests, then we all might as well get sh*tfaced and get behind the wheel of a car and head out to New York,” she said. “And when we get there, we should all get behind one another – you know, form a line of cars – and just start driving recklessly through New York streets. And here’s the best part: we can do that as long as we want, because there’s no telling how many illegals might accidentally slip and find there way onto the asphalt. We won’t be to blame, because de Blasio has just made sure of that. So, you see, essentially what he’s done is he’s given a get-out-of-jail-free card to every drunk driver in the country. Or, rather, a never-see-the-inside-of-a-jail-in-the-first-place card, if you will.”
Pirro also added, “But hey, why stop there? New York is a city that has hundreds of celebrations and festivals, right? So, what’s one more? We should get together with the city authorities and organize a DUI parade of some sort, because we can’t go around saying that illegal immigrants are people too and they deserve to be treated as equals only to have different standards for Americans who, in their spare time, like to pretend they’re Mario Andretti every time they have a beer or fifteen. So, I say we ought to call it something like ‘The Annual NYC DUI Target Practice Festival’ or something. I’m sure New Yorkers won’t mind another celebration that’s bound to attract more tourists to the city.”
“And for the very fist edition of the festival, Bill de Blasio should be the guest of honor. I’m not sure about his driving skills while he’s sober, but after a couple of brewskies, taking out illegals in Brooklyn and Bronx will be like shooting fish in a barrel for him,” she concluded.