In a video posted on Wednesday, ultraconservative attorney Larry Klayman accused Barack Obama of trying to “undermine the Trump presidency” by going to Italy at the same time President Trump makes his first visit abroad. Klayman claimed that the former president is “running an evil [shadow] government” and “trying to upstage” Trump and criticized Michelle Obama for wearing a shoulder-bearing top while touring the country. “The thing that is really troubling about this,” Klayman said, “[is that] he and Michelle went into a church in Siena, Italy, and she basically had an open shoulder…showing a lack of respect to the Catholic Church and Christianity. Of course, that’s not surprising because her husband is, in fact, a closet Muslim, someone who worships the Quran over the Bible.”
He continued, “Let me say something right now – it takes a lot of guts and an outright hatred towards the Catholic Church to be able to pull something like that off and not be bothered by the world’s reactions. I mean, we all know there are going to be millions of women around the world who are going to stand up for her and try to blame it on something else. Let’s see, what would be the most plausible explanation? ‘They didn’t know they were going to stop by a church,’ or ‘I’m sure it’s very hot in Italy right now and they’re black people, so they sweat much more profusely,’ or something like that. The truth is, though, it was nothing short of a publicity stunt – or should I say, an attempted publicity stunt – since Michelle doesn’t have what it takes to pull off the ‘accidentally sexy’ look.”
Klayman went on to argue that First Lady Melania Trump did a similar thing back when she was a relatively unknown model, but that the two are beyond any comparison. “I mean, it’s like trying to compare oil with milk; one is just greasy and disgusting while the other is pure and silky. And besides, what Melania Trump did was planned; true, she wasn’t first lady back then, but at least she didn’t keep it a secret. What’s more, Melania’s pictures weren’t half-assed like these. She went in, took a bunch of pictures all in the nude, but in a way that wasn’t at all vulgar or explicit. She did it in a very artistic way and nobody could see anything they weren’t supposed to. It was pure bliss to look at those pictures, and I guarantee any straight man will second that,” he opined. “On the other hand, Michelle was just awkwardly stripteasing her way into a church, which says it all, really.”
“If we’re going to call things what they really are, then we might as well say Michelle Obama was flat out trying to show off. Unsuccessfully, I might add. You could hear her talk about Melania with a dose of envy every single time back when she was First Lady. It was clear that she was jealous of her. I personally found it very irritating how Michelle kept acting like she was in a higher class than Melania because she went to Harvard or whatever. In reality, these pictures serve as proof that she’s actually in a lower class than Melania Trump, and that there’s nothing she can do to change that. There’s not a photographer, paparazzi or Photoshop operator in the world skillful enough to make her look as hot as the current First Lady,” Klayman concluded.