New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that he would oppose any attempt to loosen medical marijuana for menstrual cramps regulations that would broaden the number of conditions eligible for treatment and potentially lower costs, even as his state remains one of the costliest states in which to live in the country.
The legislation, introduced Monday by state Democrats, would expand the list of ailments to include things like menstrual pain, a condition that can be debilitating for some women.
Medical Marijuana for Menstrual Cramps
“I’m sorry, but that’s how God wanted it to be,” Christie said. “This is very problematic because at the rate we’re going, we’re soon going to be prescribing marijuana for simple headaches and feeling down on any given day. I bet there are a lot of people who think that would be pretty awesome.
But, there is no way I am going to allow the recreational use of marijuana and stand by while the rest of my state is being permanently anesthetized. That’s just not going to happen.”
Chicago area went to her doctor’s office because she was bleeding and suffering from a dislodged IUD? Get the medical help declare as virgin in Chicago.
New Jersey Gov Said about Marijuana for Menstrual Pain
The New Jersey Gov. also added, “I’ve got a question for you: If marijuana is so great at helping alleviate pain, and it’s been around pretty much since the dawn of time, how come women have only recently started advocating its use to help them with their so-called menstrual pain?
I don’t know about you, but that sounds fishy to me. We had the damn thing all these years and centuries marijuana for menstrual cramps, and only now are women claiming it’s good for them. Come on, it couldn’t be more obvious than that. Women are liars, as every man inherently knows.”
Christie also Stated that
“There is no changing God’s plan,” since, apparently, it was God who “cursed women with menstrual pain,” and “all we as men can do is offer comfort. But, that’s where our support must end.” “Just think about it – what does it tell you that God cursed women, causing them to bleed once a month and still stay alive?
That’s right – even he knew they would be so damaging to men at times that he had to punish them to balance things out. So, not only do I oppose marijuana for menstrual pains because of ethical reasons, I also think it’s wrong because God would be very upset. He wanted women to suffer, and there’s nothing we can do about that,” he concluded.
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Did I just read this? Wait till he gets prostrate cancer. No treatment for him. Must be God’s will. I agree with Eva…..sick of white men deciding what’s good for women.
What I find most disturbing is that enough Amiericans voted for this idiot to get him elected to public office.
If this is true, that fat ass should stay out of women’s business. I am sick of white men deciding women’s health issues!
What an ass! And this clown was running g for president? I’m so glad I don’t live in your loser country!
What an ass! And this clown was running g for president? I’m so glad I don’t live in your loser country!
Just when you think they can’t go any lower….they come up with another…more outragous, stupid remark. Go back under the rock you crawled out from.
I have my doubts that Gov. Christie said anything like what this article atributes to him. Nevertheless, he is now, and will continue to be, a deterrent to anyone who needs medical marijuana in his state. And he will remain so until he is removed from,or leaves office at the end of this term in Jan., 2018.
I would hope his poor treatment of the people of New Jersey, from the Bridgegate scandal, where his administration left commuters stranded in traffic jams it created, to his insistance that no one benefit from the cannabis plant, would encourage anyone in New Jersey who is capable of thinking, from ever voting for his type again.
And let us hope when he is out of offiice, he’s never elected to any other office, no matter how low it might seem; even dog catcher.
Sigh. I am so fed up with ignorant, self absorbed politicians running our country. I am starting to think that an IQ test should be mandatory before anyone can even run for office. To Christie, you know, you are a moran. Cannabis IS good for headaches and multitudes of other ills as well. If you would care to educate yourself instead of just going with the big pharmas propaganda. And NO I am not angry because I am menstrating or “on the rag” as so many ignorant fools of your ilk are like to say. I’m pissed because you hold an important office that should be held by someone with more than two functioning brain cells to rub together.
He’s a moron…True it’s in the Word BUT it’s the child bearing that is the part He has allowed to be a painful ordeal. God doesn’t have anything against easing our pain one way or another. It saddens Him as does our sin but remember, we can’t continue in our sin without consequences. Christie doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I say legalize it because it helps in so many ways.
a point that jesus was quite adament about was that we should use the earth;”s re5ources to benefit the maintenance of our planet and to use the resources for our advancement, using our talents to best advantage. The contortions these so called ‘ christians” use are criminal and the waste of money, resources and loss of all products is directly their stupidity. I have a licence for medical marijuana but no loner need to use it. i stopped smoking cigarettes two years ago but can smoke the odd joint with impunity.. On controlled drugs through an aency with some control means seeing chanes, and starting with a blood test is perfecy. Love one another was the new rule given by Jesus.. jesus in no way separated women as inferior. he washed the feet of the prostitutes mary and Marrtha then usedmyrrh and his tears and hair to dry the hair. By th way I cannot credit anyone to be a christian if their only quotes are negative and against women. ; everyone knows women lie? He is onr of the last people who score here
So dysmenoreah is recreational??? And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????
Says the fat fuck who can’t control his own urges. Women have been using marijuana to treat menstrual symptoms since the dawn of time. In fact, traces of marijuana were found in ancient Egypt, as it was used to eliviate pain during childbirth. Christie is an IDIOT and will die of heart failure soon!!!
Read what this piece of shit says about women. If after reading how much he puts down women in general, if a woman votes for him or anyone he might end up running with she needs to turn in her humanity and good sense cards.
While Christie does oppose expansion of use of medical marijuana, Newslo is a news/satire site. There is no other evidence that he actually said these things (not that I’m a Christie defender, he becomes a bigger ass every day).
While Christie does oppose expansion of use of medical marijuana, Newslo is a news/satire site. There is no other evidence that he actually said these things (not that I’m a Christie defender, he becomes a bigger ass every day).
Clearly, this article is a fake bit of satire……..because even though the story itself is completely false, Christie’s character would lend itself to the possibility of it being true
Clearly, this article is a fake bit of satire……..because even though the story itself is completely false, Christie’s character would lend itself to the possibility of it being true
Ok. Let’s be fair here. If women can’t use marijuana legally for menstrual issues, let’s ban Viagra and Cialis, too. Erectile dysfunctioin is part of God’s curse on men for seducing Eve to eat the freaking apple, right?
Yep. Satire. Hit the Show Facts button. Sadly, there are many people who do believe this way. That’s why it took so long for the medical community to come up with pain relief for women in childbirth. Ugh.
Actually, women have been using it for menstrual cramps for centuries. Queen Victoria, for example, was known to use it for that very purpose. https://www.medicalmarijuana.com/relief-from-painful-menstrual-cramps-and-cannabis/
Hey Dugan!! Looks like you’ve wasted too much time name calling n whining! Go back to where all the other perfect people are. Under that rock!
call women liers, what an ass. God didnt curse us with menstrual pains he cursed us with giving birth to assholes like u. ur mother must be so proud of u. if u were my kid i’d slap the boggers right out of u.
If medical marijuano was a proven easy way to lose a LOT of weight, can’t help wondering if Gov. Christie wouldn’t find it in god’s plan to approve it for diet purposes. 🙂
Someone should tell Christie that once you have been through the “munchies” phase , marijuana can be very helpful in suppressing appetite and actually help you to lose weight .
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.
I am a liberal and this bothers me. I saw this being posted as fact on fb, and I did think, as Christopher Johnson did, that there was no way Chris Christie said this, regardless of how little I may think of him, but the person who posted it thought it was the truth, and is posting it as such. The problem is that I want liberal politics to be honest, because I do think we’re better than that. I see enough bullshit being passed off as truth by the other side, and I would like to think that we as a party are more honest than this. I hate lies by either party, and this should clearly be labeled satire, if that’s what it is. Satire should attempt to amuse, rather than piss people off, and it’s clear that the intent of this is to aggravate. (And the “Show Facts” button does not make it clear). Stop the horsecrap.
I’ll bet this jackass had pain meds after his surgery for weight loss. BTW, Christie, you also have to stop eating those high calorie meals after surgery, it doesn’t work on its own. You’ve no self-discipline. You can’t take care of yourself or manage your own staff, you have no business handling the country’s day to day workings.
of course this is satire, but who thinks he is probably thinking it anyhow. when you are insentitive to your fellow humans and can be..bought..it is easy to assum that.
Why don’t you all shut the hell up. After 2 minutes of reading this bs I have a migraine. I need to get a life. You can’t recognize bs when you read it!
is dumbass for real, and people elect it? sounds like a cross between 1870’s and the middle east, god, almost makes me look forward to death, ps jesus, the first walking dead!!!
In all the years that I’ve listened to American politicians, I’ve never heard so many fucked up, so called christian bible thumping assholes as you poor Americans have as political leaders today. From Trump to Carson, to this fat, brain dead , idiot. Come on people, there’s only one intellegent candidate for president, Bernie Sanders. We Canadians can see it, we hope you can.
Wow and here I thought Lepage was the only asshole governer. Women are liars it seems to me our government is made up of mostly men who are the biggest liars.
If this is a true statement, let the man experience anything close to menstrual pain…Don’t forget, the bible was written by men!
People – note at the top of the story you can SHOW FACTS or HIDE FACTS. Select SHOW FACTS for the truth – but I have to admit, they did a good job on this one – seems like something he would say.
JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
What about his gastric bypass surgery….Maybe “god” wanted him to be a fat piece of shit. Going against god’s plan for you.
Fatboy, it was used for the very thing in ANCIENT tmes you ignorant slob, and for child birth, too!. Lately,no one could say a damned thing before without DEA SS thugs Stormtrooping your frickin door. Go to hell, soon.
No, no, no, governor! What are you thinking. No Viagra for you, ever – losing your perkyness is part of god’s will. This is satire, of course – he might think that but would never say it.
After the first paragraph it’s all bullshit! Come on sheeple, stop believing everything on the internet!
Wow, If he were a “true” Christian, his dumb ass would know that according to the “New Testament” which he sights to eat his swine (,However, in Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.) It says this in 1 Peter 2:24 “He himself bore “All” our sins” in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.” He’s just a swine eating, misogynist hypocrite.
I wish these religious nuts knew what the bible says.
Well fatboy christie just recently started kissing Trump’s butt; so be aware of Christie getting the vice nod.
This site is full of satire and fantasy. Why would anyone believe this. Search for the FACTS before you get all hot and bothered. Otherwise, this site sets out to make anyone who believes it or repeats their lies to be an ignoramus. We have enough of them, already, don’t be one.
Can we say scum bag. Yeah we’ve had it for ceturies but it’s only recently it was made illegal for bullshit reasons having NOTHING to do with public safty or health but finace and wealth. Further, If your GOD has decreed that it’s part of womans curse then screw your god , it can go to hell and deserves too. Now shut the hell up.
Yes, despite this being the 21st Century there are still people like this in existence. It beggars belief how these people manage to dress themselves….
what an ARROGANT motherfucker he is! his momma should have raised him better.”so-called” menstrual pain? you should have the opportuinity to experience it,sometime.”damaging to men”? it’s a wonder this asshole ever got laid.nj sounds as stupid as indiana,missississippi and NC,if they believe this shit.and keep GOD out of politics.Christie is a waste of good air.
what an ARROGANT motherfucker he is! his momma should have raised him better.”so-called” menstrual pain? you should have the opportuinity to experience it,sometime.”damaging to men”? it’s a wonder this asshole ever got laid.nj sounds as stupid as indiana,missississippi and NC,if they believe this shit.and keep GOD out of politics.Christie is a waste of good air.
Can anyone find a video of this speech? I’d like to see it for myself
I hope it’s satire because women already suffer with the likes of him around!
ok god cursed women AND GOD CREATED THE RELIEVE Marijuana FAT FUCK
whether he said this or not, I hate this fucker!
My thought also. He wouldn’t dare say that. He’d be in serious trouble if he did…
“And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.”
Proverbs 23:2
That’s how God wants it to be that’s why weed is from the earth and in the Bible one nation under God so why is it not legal
He couldn’t have actually said this, seriously.
I did say from the onset – “Fat boy will NEVER be POTUS” I was right
Are you a ducking moron Chris Christie. . Why haven’t we started before.. cause we see what the dr prescribes pills forms a real habit n starts into her ion and such .. so yeah sorry we don’t wanna be drug addicts and ruin our families. . Well if it’s gods way then guess what ban viagra and couples or single females from invitro. . Remember gods way oh and why your at it stop all cancer treatments and such as well.. your a ducking douche bag. . So can’t understand how your a governor and thought you were man enough to be the leader of our country.. SIR YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT TO NÉE JERSEY AND TO MAN
It is absolutely satire. Click on the link that says “Show Facts”. I really really wish people would stop getting news from fake news sites.
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These are the words of an ignorant dumbass.
Fake internet sites are so…..yesterday. Give it up.
This is a joke, right???
This is a joke, right???
Such an enlightened man – neanderthal!
And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????
No Words for Stupidity!
Please verify your source
And he is in office somewhere?…WOW.
I’m glad I live in CT
We don’t want your ass here anyway
Newslo is a satire site.
This has to be satire. No way fatboy is that stupid.
This has to be satire. No way fatboy is that stupid.
Did I just read this? Wait till he gets prostrate cancer. No treatment for him. Must be God’s will. I agree with Eva…..sick of white men deciding what’s good for women.
What I find most disturbing is that enough Amiericans voted for this idiot to get him elected to public office.
If this is true, that fat ass should stay out of women’s business. I am sick of white men deciding women’s health issues!
He ony adds to his own stupidity and undermines his entire arguement by bringing “God” into this. If it wasn’t “part of God’s plan,” then why did God put marijuana on the earth? Was it for us to discover and use, or just another of God’s sick twisted jokes to test us? The Fat Man is singing and it will hopefully be his last.
Just when you think they can’t go any lower….they come up with another…more outragous, stupid remark. Go back under the rock you crawled out from.
I have my doubts that Gov. Christie said anything like what this article atributes to him. Nevertheless, he is now, and will continue to be, a deterrent to anyone who needs medical marijuana in his state. And he will remain so until he is removed from,or leaves office at the end of this term in Jan., 2018.
I would hope his poor treatment of the people of New Jersey, from the Bridgegate scandal, where his administration left commuters stranded in traffic jams it created, to his insistance that no one benefit from the cannabis plant, would encourage anyone in New Jersey who is capable of thinking, from ever voting for his type again.
And let us hope when he is out of offiice, he’s never elected to any other office, no matter how low it might seem; even dog catcher.
Sigh. I am so fed up with ignorant, self absorbed politicians running our country. I am starting to think that an IQ test should be mandatory before anyone can even run for office. To Christie, you know, you are a moran. Cannabis IS good for headaches and multitudes of other ills as well. If you would care to educate yourself instead of just going with the big pharmas propaganda. And NO I am not angry because I am menstrating or “on the rag” as so many ignorant fools of your ilk are like to say. I’m pissed because you hold an important office that should be held by someone with more than two functioning brain cells to rub together.
He’s a moron…True it’s in the Word BUT it’s the child bearing that is the part He has allowed to be a painful ordeal. God doesn’t have anything against easing our pain one way or another. It saddens Him as does our sin but remember, we can’t continue in our sin without consequences. Christie doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I say legalize it because it helps in so many ways.
Why is this not known by people now? Because it has been outlawed. Let alone the medical profession only recently has started doing more research in women’s health. Lets take it a step further no men should get care because God cursed men first. Men should not be able to use power tools because God said they should work by the sweat of their brow. All female animals have a cycle and they do not suffer as human women do.
In history the medical care was in women’s hands, during the dark ages many people with knowledge of healing were burned at the stake as witches, mostly women. I saw one set of figures that in some towns every women, girl and baby girls were burned as witches.I do not think Jesus would have wanted that. He accepted all people.
Why is this not known by people now? Because it has been outlawed. Let alone the medical profession only recently has started doing more research in women’s health. Lets take it a step further no men should get care because God cursed men first. Men should not be able to use power tools because God said they should work by the sweat of their brow. All female animals have a cycle and they do not suffer as human women do.
In history the medical care was in women’s hands, during the dark ages many people with knowledge of healing were burned at the stake as witches, mostly women. I saw one set of figures that in some towns every women, girl and baby girls were burned as witches.I do not think Jesus would have wanted that. He accepted all people.
So dysmenoreah is recreational??? And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????
Says the fat fuck who can’t control his own urges. Women have been using marijuana to treat menstrual symptoms since the dawn of time. In fact, traces of marijuana were found in ancient Egypt, as it was used to eliviate pain during childbirth. Christie is an IDIOT and will die of heart failure soon!!!
What I find disturbing is that people read this article and think it’s true. Hit the show facts button and the only thing he said was the first paragraph. Everything else is the so called writers interpretation. The writer and those that run this site are a bunch of twat waffles.
What I find disturbing is that people read this article and think it’s true. Hit the show facts button and the only thing he said was the first paragraph. Everything else is the so called writers interpretation. The writer and those that run this site are a bunch of twat waffles.
Read what this piece of shit says about women. If after reading how much he puts down women in general, if a woman votes for him or anyone he might end up running with she needs to turn in her humanity and good sense cards.
I don’t know that political leanings have anything to do with a person’s ability to read and understand satire. Whether you are liberal, moderate or conservative, you should be able to recognize satire when you read it.
I don’t know that political leanings have anything to do with a person’s ability to read and understand satire. Whether you are liberal, moderate or conservative, you should be able to recognize satire when you read it.
Why do women vote republican . Considering their views on everything concerning women, from equal pay to their access to reproductive care, they are against almost anything. So a woman vote for the very ones that deny them defies reason.
Why do women vote republican . Considering their views on everything concerning women, from equal pay to their access to reproductive care, they are against almost anything. So a woman vote for the very ones that deny them defies reason.
Ok. Let’s be fair here. If women can’t use marijuana legally for menstrual issues, let’s ban Viagra and Cialis, too. Erectile dysfunctioin is part of God’s curse on men for seducing Eve to eat the freaking apple, right?
CC, the Gvt stifled all research.
The Gvt still says MJ has no medical purpose Of course that’s false.
60 peer reviewed studies http://medicalmarijuana.procon.Org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000884
http://www.marijuanatimes.org/3-surgeons-general-who-approve-of-medical-marijuana/
Yep. Satire. Hit the Show Facts button. Sadly, there are many people who do believe this way. That’s why it took so long for the medical community to come up with pain relief for women in childbirth. Ugh.
Actually, women have been using it for menstrual cramps for centuries. Queen Victoria, for example, was known to use it for that very purpose. https://www.medicalmarijuana.com/relief-from-painful-menstrual-cramps-and-cannabis/
Hey Dugan!! Looks like you’ve wasted too much time name calling n whining! Go back to where all the other perfect people are. Under that rock!
If medical marijuano was a proven easy way to lose a LOT of weight, can’t help wondering if Gov. Christie wouldn’t find it in god’s plan to approve it for diet purposes. 🙂
Someone should tell Christie that once you have been through the “munchies” phase , marijuana can be very helpful in suppressing appetite and actually help you to lose weight .
I’ll bet this jackass had pain meds after his surgery for weight loss. BTW, Christie, you also have to stop eating those high calorie meals after surgery, it doesn’t work on its own. You’ve no self-discipline. You can’t take care of yourself or manage your own staff, you have no business handling the country’s day to day workings.
I see so cancer treatments ought to be banned too then, cause hey that’s what god wants, right?
What a lazy ass excuse.
Hiding behind god…UGH!!!
I was going to say that the first one to resort to name calling or personal attacks definitively lost the argument.
So many choices here though…
Carry on then.
I was going to say that the first one to resort to name calling or personal attacks definitively lost the argument.
So many choices here though…
Carry on then.
of course this is satire, but who thinks he is probably thinking it anyhow. when you are insentitive to your fellow humans and can be..bought..it is easy to assum that.
is dumbass for real, and people elect it? sounds like a cross between 1870’s and the middle east, god, almost makes me look forward to death, ps jesus, the first walking dead!!!
In all the years that I’ve listened to American politicians, I’ve never heard so many fucked up, so called christian bible thumping assholes as you poor Americans have as political leaders today. From Trump to Carson, to this fat, brain dead , idiot. Come on people, there’s only one intellegent candidate for president, Bernie Sanders. We Canadians can see it, we hope you can.
If this is a true statement, let the man experience anything close to menstrual pain…Don’t forget, the bible was written by men!
People – note at the top of the story you can SHOW FACTS or HIDE FACTS. Select SHOW FACTS for the truth – but I have to admit, they did a good job on this one – seems like something he would say.
If it’s a “curse on women”, then impotence should be considered a “curse on men”. Those little blue pills should be outlawed.
of course this is satire, I mean even Bubble Butt couldn’t be that stupid….ok ok maybe he is…..at least thinking it.
What about his gastric bypass surgery….Maybe “god” wanted him to be a fat piece of shit. Going against god’s plan for you.
Fatboy, it was used for the very thing in ANCIENT tmes you ignorant slob, and for child birth, too!. Lately,no one could say a damned thing before without DEA SS thugs Stormtrooping your frickin door. Go to hell, soon.
Wow, If he were a “true” Christian, his dumb ass would know that according to the “New Testament” which he sights to eat his swine (,However, in Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.) It says this in 1 Peter 2:24 “He himself bore “All” our sins” in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.” He’s just a swine eating, misogynist hypocrite.
I wish these religious nuts knew what the bible says.
no satire, Christy is vehemently opposed to any form of marijuana. Some of his comments are beyond comptentable
Well fatboy christie just recently started kissing Trump’s butt; so be aware of Christie getting the vice nod.
This site is full of satire and fantasy. Why would anyone believe this. Search for the FACTS before you get all hot and bothered. Otherwise, this site sets out to make anyone who believes it or repeats their lies to be an ignoramus. We have enough of them, already, don’t be one.
Can we say scum bag. Yeah we’ve had it for ceturies but it’s only recently it was made illegal for bullshit reasons having NOTHING to do with public safty or health but finace and wealth. Further, If your GOD has decreed that it’s part of womans curse then screw your god , it can go to hell and deserves too. Now shut the hell up.
I gotta move back to Washington State. New Jersey is loserville and that fishy smell rots from the head.
I gotta move back to Washington State. New Jersey is loserville and that fishy smell rots from the head.
ITS SATIRE PEOPLE! only the first paragraph is fact… but he is still a dick…
If this isn’t satire, his god ‘cursed’ him with the inability to shut his mouth and a very low IQ.
If this isn’t satire, his god ‘cursed’ him with the inability to shut his mouth and a very low IQ.
Can anyone find a video of this speech? I’d like to see it for myself
I hope it’s satire because women already suffer with the likes of him around!
I see your Chris Christie and raise you a WI Scott Walker!
“So called menstrual pain”? Let’s cut your dick and laugh at your so called penile pain.
“So called menstrual pain”? Let’s cut your dick and laugh at your so called penile pain.
whether he said this or not, I hate this fucker!
My thought also. He wouldn’t dare say that. He’d be in serious trouble if he did…
“And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.”
Proverbs 23:2
That’s how God wants it to be that’s why weed is from the earth and in the Bible one nation under God so why is it not legal
I did say from the onset – “Fat boy will NEVER be POTUS” I was right
Are you a ducking moron Chris Christie. . Why haven’t we started before.. cause we see what the dr prescribes pills forms a real habit n starts into her ion and such .. so yeah sorry we don’t wanna be drug addicts and ruin our families. . Well if it’s gods way then guess what ban viagra and couples or single females from invitro. . Remember gods way oh and why your at it stop all cancer treatments and such as well.. your a ducking douche bag. . So can’t understand how your a governor and thought you were man enough to be the leader of our country.. SIR YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT TO NÉE JERSEY AND TO MAN
It is God’s will that we have this plant on our earth.
It is God’s will that we have this plant on our earth.
Sad how many people believe this is real.
It is absolutely satire. Click on the link that says “Show Facts”. I really really wish people would stop getting news from fake news sites.
we as a nation need it to dull the pain of having to listen to such trival dribble
we as a nation need it to dull the pain of having to listen to such trival dribble
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Fake internet sites are so…..yesterday. Give it up.
What an idiot and his buddy is a bully and has no respect for women
What an idiot and his buddy is a bully and has no respect for women
Such an enlightened man – neanderthal!
He’s stupid, satire or not!
He’s stupid, satire or not!
No Words for Stupidity!
Please verify your source
I’m glad I live in CT
From The Onion, I assume.
From The Onion, I assume.
We don’t want your ass here anyway
Newslo is a satire site.
https://teespring.com/rastaman
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